Full Names: Sarel Arnoldus Gräbe. But please call me Arnold. Yeah I know... Hey Arnold.

Race: White.

Gender: Male.

Age: 20.

Residence: South Africa.

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blond

Hight: Somewhere between 1 and 10 feet...

Weight: Heck if I knew...

Stories:

Barkin's Curse. Mr. Barkin's worst nightmare comes true. One-Shot (Complete)

PPGD Alliances. Continuation of bleedman's PPGD after the first Saga. This one will be on hold for now since bleedman seems to be continuing PPGD. (Chapter 4 up) (On Hold)

In the Works:

GJ Rangers. KP Power Rangers X-Over (No Shit Shurlock) with a few of my own ideas thrown in. Kim and Ron didn't get together after STD and Eric is not a Sintho-Drone. Inspired by the show W.I.T.C.H. (Huh?!) on Disney Channel as well as Viper Prime's KP Power Rangers X-Over Power Rangers: Samurai Storm (What little there is of it). It is also inspired by the Power Rangers (Duh) show on Disney Channel and also draws some inspiration from Aeetos' KP story Wrong side of the tracks (I really hope he continues it at some point in the near future). (On hold due to BCT)

The Golden Monkey. Kim Possible post STD. One year after Ron goes missing during a mission a new hero shows up in Middleton. Draws a lot of inspiration from Batman. (On hold due to BCT)

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

P.S:

2008-10-27

If you see a spelling mistake or any other kind of mistake in any of my stories, please let me know. English is my second language after all.

2008-11-01

I will not update a story if nobody shows interest. If you want to see it continued let me know somehow. I'm not going to "hold my stories hostage" as I have heard people say. If only one person shows interest I will update.

2009-01-09

sigh I am afraid that I will be unavailable for any form of communication from you guys for the next twelve weeks or more. You see; I joined the SANDF (South African National Defense Force). I am going to be part of the 19th field Engineer Regiment. Me and my 'rents are going to visit my grandparents for the weekend and then I have to report for training on monday the 12th. Therefore all my stories as well as everything else will be on hold. I hope to see you guys in April. Ciao.