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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Sandman, and Fullmetal Alchemist. So I am Emily. That makes me a twenty-two year old, right-wing nut job, non-preaching vegan (take a moment to absorb that :P), a very easily entertained pianist, a chorus girl, and generally awesome all around. And one who is forever changing her pen name thingy. So hello there. My fandoms for the most part are are Harry Potter, Les Mis, Shakespeare, Tokyo Babylon, Ace Attorney, Fullmetal Alchemist, Silent Hill, and random classic novels, but I also have some other random loves. I read (and write) angst, suffering, mindfuckery, and crack almost exclusively. Yes, I'm cool like that. I also enjoy dark and twisted fics with unhealthy relationships much, I like insightful gen, and sometimes a mindless comedy. But not usually. Angst and suffering are exquisite. And plot, ha, who needs plot? Oh and I read fics in English, yo leo historias en español, je lis des histoires en français, und ich lese Geschichten auf Deutsch. So. Love me. Now, if you've gotten this far, you need to go visit Rowan Arkenson, Ruana, HanaTohruShipperMorgan, V.M. Bell, and Nokomiss, because they are amazing authoresses and my dear friends. Trust me, you'll have a lot more fun reading their awesome work instead of my ramblings. Yeah. And I've got to pimp my favourites lists too, so gooooo check those out. I have really good taste, you'll see. No, I promise! ~QUOTES~ "You know what hot, unbridled sex gets you? An 8 passenger van with 6 booster seats." ~ guy nurse "I know more about meteorology than your uncle knows about bumfuck!" ~ Mary "You know what the difference between a Yank and a Damn Yank is? A Yank comes down here, looks around, and then goes back. A Damn Yank comes down here and stays." ~ Waitress at Waffle House. (Go eat there, even if you don't like waffles. I don't like them either.) ~~ Emily ~~ | |||||||
1. tramps and thieves reviewsLife with the gypsies consists of scarf-laden days and violin-lilting nights, revolving through the weeks to the cadence of tambourines and spare change dropped into hats.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-08 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete2. my utmost for his highest reviewsWallpaper peels, crimson, from the wall, falling in curls that will crunch when he steps on them to leave later, but there will be no one to hear them then.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-08 - Severus S. & Voldemort - Complete3. ice cream and jesus reviews-Huckleberry Finn- Borderline crackfic involving old ladies, frozen desserts, and Huck and Jim traumatization. You should be warned of a tipsy!migrainey!author.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete4. age of reason reviewsThere should be more femmeslash in the world, you know. -Hermione/Luna-Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-06 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete5. diffidence reviews-Huckleberry Finn- In which Huckleberry Thinks and Decides Something.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete6. breathe not so deeply reviewsDeath helps another customer.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete7. fatal purity reviewsMorfin waits.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-14-06 - Morfin G. - Complete8. uncle magic reviewsVoldemort and Harry discuss a Fourteen Word Truth. Because all truths come in fourteen words.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-14-06 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete9. victuals reviewsFeeding time at the House of Gaunt.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-06 - Marvolo G. & Merope G. - Complete10. no one mourns the wicked reviews-Huckleberry Finn- Huckleberry reflects on his father, after a fashion. Huckfic à la Romanticism, just to make Twain roll in his grave.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete11. tea reviewsIs this Earl Grey, dearest?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-14-06 - Merope G. & Tom R. Sr. - Complete12. deux mondes reviewsA cowrite with HanaTohruShipperMorgan. Scrimgeour slash the Prime Minister Romanticised.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete13. omniscience reviews-The Scarlet Letter- Roger Chillingworth Knows.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete14. lacrimosa reviewsFourteen words of truth.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-14-06 - Merope G. & Marvolo G. - Complete15. atonement reviewsTom will tear her kisses from his skin, even if he must rip it all off.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-9-06 - Tom R. Sr. & Merope G. - Complete16. fleur et le dragon! reviewsEh bien, il n'y a pas aucune chose d'autre. :PHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-9-06 - Fleur D. - Complete17. reverend dimmesdale goes emo, romanticism style reviews-The Scarlet Letter- A poem about Dimmsy written according to the stifling standards of the great state of Nevada.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete18. oft in mercy reviewsOnce, Merope dreamt in green.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-8-06 - Merope G. & Voldemort - Complete19. delirium tremens reviews-Huckleberry Finn- Pap Finn attempts to tell his son something about his life. Whiskey, malapropism, child abuse, cussin', and general Pap Madness abound.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete20. jeremiad reviewsAnd if she were brave Merope would laugh out loud because she and her father will never see eye to eye.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-06 - Merope G. & Marvolo G. - Complete21. the frail keep secrets reviewsWhen she dreams, he tastes of sin. Spice and silk and sacrilege.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-06 - Merope G. & Morfin G. - Complete22. secrets, secrets, are no fun reviewsEven if you're part of one.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-06 - Merope G. - Complete
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