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Author has written 28 stories for Twilight, Marching Band, Maximum Ride, and Inkheart.

Like my style but want to see it more eloquent? Want a story with a little lemon to it? Check out my other account, xMs. Black Eyelinerx.

(As defined by Urban Dictionary)
Hillary: An inhuman looking creature that tends to stay in dark places and avoids all of humanity by locking itself in a room away from everyone. Does not cleanse itself very often because of its agoraphobia issues. Sometimes, a hillary will talk in its own language which consists of intense muttering, snarling, and strange movements of the toungue and mouth. People rarely come upon such a scary creature.

My name (obviously) is Hillary; I'm of the female race.

I love to read (which is why I'm here).

Writing is my passion. (The other reason I'm here.)

I'm random. Get used to it.

My favorite color is red. Why? Because it can express nearly every emotion.

I don't watch much TV and what I do watch is game shows, cop shows, and cartoons. I go through phases of television though. For an entire month I watched nothing but the Gem Channel. The next two months was nothing but the Game Show Network. And a year of my life was spent with Nicktoons (back when they actually showed the cartoons from the 90's).

I'm not popular and I like it that way. Down with conformity! Up with freaks! xD

I'm Straight Edge. That means I've devoted my life to staying clean. No drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco, and no random meaningless sex acts. (A parent's dream child!)

I'm a vegetarian. No meat whatsoever. It started as a bet. Be veg for a week, win five bucks. I did that. And my vegetarian friend that made the bet made a lot of good points why I should stop eating meat. So I did. Permanently. I plan to do this the rest of my life. You know, I never did get that five bucks though...

I'm in the band and play flute and piccolo. Let's just say it's helped turn my life around.

My philosophy for life is packed into a small book of scarcely 100 pages, with pictures. The Little Prince is that book. Granted, it's a children's book from 1940's France, but that man was on to something. It shows how important childhood is and how important love is. Everyone should read this at least once in their life. (I read it in French class and fell in love. Now I own it in English because honestly, I won't remember French 10 years from now. xD)

Wanna talk to me? Wanna stalk me?
MySpace: www.myspace.com/tiger289. (If you need an email to add me, it's equality346@yahoo.com.)
AIM: hillaryheartless
MSN: livexforxpeace@straightedgeonline.org
Have fun, kids. =)

I Love...

Books:
The Little Prince
The Mortal Instruments
Sookie Stackhouse series
Kissed by an Angel trilogy
Swoon
Swallowing Stones
The Host
Twilight series
Maximum Ride 1 & 2
The Book Thief
Hangman's Curse
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Sweep series
The Count of Monte Cristo
Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture
If I Should Die Before I Wake
His Dark Materials
The Lovely Bones
The Virgin Suicides
Inkheart trilogy
Ivy
Privilege
Daughters of Eve by Lois Duncan
Gallows Hill by Lois Duncan
Uglies series
The Minister's Daughter.

Anime/Manga:
Loveless
Junjou Romantica
Vampire Knight
Karin/Chibi Vampire
Kamichama Karin
Ouran High School Host Club
Death Note
Zombie Loan
Lucky Star
Fruits Basket
Peach Girl
Marmalade Boy
Sailor Moon (Seriously, who doesn't like it?)
Midori Days
True Tears

Films:
Shakespeare in Love
Pumpkin
Ma Mère
Amelie
Anastasia
Hangman's Curse
Pride and Prejudice
Nightmare Before Christmas
Running With Scissors
Snakes on a Plane
The Lion King
Finding Nemo
Flowers in the Attic

Music:
Silverstein
Tokio Hotel
The Summer Obsession
Fountains of Wayne
Relient K
DBSK
Blink 182
Anti-Flag
E-Rotic
Boys Like Girls
Metro Station
Say Anything
Escape the Fate
Shiny Toy Guns
Hawthorne Heights
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Hinder
Panic At the Disco
Simple Plan
The City Skyscape
June
Taking Back Sunday
Adam and Andrew
The Audition
Three Days Grace
Flyleaf
Madina Lake
Eyes Set To Kill
The Academy Is...
Hey Monday.

Pairings:
Clary/Jace (The Mortal Instruments)
Alec/Jace (The Mortal Instruments)
Alec/Magnus (The Mortal Instruments)
Sookie/Eric (Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood. OMG. PLEASE read the books. BILL IS A JERK. Eric is the best! .)
Ritsuka/Soubi (Loveless)
Yuiko/Ritsuka (Loveless. Aw, let the poor girl have him, at least in her mind.)
Yuuki/Zero (Vampire Knight. Kaname = Biggest jerk alive)
Karin/Kazune (Kamichama Karin)
Misaki/Usagi (Junjou Romantica)
Karin/Kenta (Karin)
Haruhi/Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
Kaoru/Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club)
Bella/Edward (Twilight. But strangely, only in historical fics... o.o)
Edward/Carlisle (Twilight. Yeah, I'm a freak.)
Wanda/Ian (The Host)
Max/Fang (Maximum Ride)
Max/Iggy (Maximum Ride)
Iggy/Fang (Maximum Ride)
Tally/Zane (Uglies)
Meggie/Doria (Inkheart)
Hornet/Prosper (Thief Lord)
Green T/Blue L (Tetris) XDD

Random Quotes:

"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you."
--The Book Thief

Andy: Oh, come on, Arthur.
Arthur: I don't want to hear it, Andy.
Andy: Jesus Christ.
Arthur: He doesn't want to hear it either.
--The Book Thief

"So much good, so much evil. Just add water."
--The Book Thief

"One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes."
--The Little Prince

"Where are the people?" resumed the little prince at last. "It's a little lonely in the desert..."
"It is lonely when you're among people, too," said the snake.
--The Little Prince

"You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for you."
--The Little Prince

"Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: "What does his voice sound like?" "What games does he like best?" "Does he collect butterflies?". They ask: "How old is he?" "How many brothers does he have?" "How much does he weigh?" "How much money does his father make?" Only then do they think they know him."
--The Little Prince

"Nothing's perfect," sighed the fox. "My life is monotonous. I hunt chickens; people hunt me. All chickens are just alike, and all men are just alike. So I'm rather bored. But if you tame me, my life will be filled with sunshine. I'll know the sound of footsteps that will be different from all the rest. Other footsteps send me back underground. Yours will call me out of my burrow like music. And then, look! You see the wheat fields over there? I don't eat bread. For me, wheat is no use whatever. Wheat fields say nothing to me. Which is sad. But you have hair the color of gold. So it will be wonderful, once you've tamed me! The wheat, which is golden, will remind me of you. And I'll love the sound of the wind in the wheat..."
--The Little Prince
(Why don't you just go read it now since I've quoted so much of it? I promise you won't be disappointed.)

"Today's my last chance so I want to let you know how I feel. It's moved beyond like. I love you."
"I love you, too."
"Oh! We're going to blow!"
"Let's explode."
--Karin

Me: Even if Edward was 80 and Bella was 10 they'd still get together--they're soul mates!
Sarah: Never say anything like that again.

Me: I'll have the strawberry shortcake--on second thought, can I have you for dessert?
Ian (our waiter that night): Would you like me with or without whipped cream?

"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
--Anonymous

Me: Sarah, as of May 1, 2008, the Internet lied to me!
Sarah: What?
Me: -sobbing- Paul...16...rape...not...fair!
Sarah: Hillary, what's wrong?!
Me: -sniffles- Paul has to wait two more years! Canada changed the legal age of consent from 14 to 16! I can't rape Paul legally for two more years!
Sarah: The rape part won't be legal anyway, you know.
Me: Quit bursting my bubbles! Canada already did a good enough job of that! -sobs-

"A crush is getting flustered around a cute boy. Infatuation is noticing how cute that one curl in his usually straight hair is. Obsession is knowing his whole schedule. Stalking, well, that's just one step away from K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree."
--Moi

"Hello, Mr. Heartbreak. I've been waiting for you."
--Unknown

A Piece of Advice:
I make it a point to watch some form of childish cartoon everyday. It helps to escape reality for a while and go back to being a carefree child. People usually don't understand this until it's too late to fix broken years. Until the stress is too much. Until they are beyond help. But it's never too late to be a kid again, if only for thirty mintues. Be that little kid. Cleanse your soul with simple shows and humor. Pick up that coloring book. Right now, I have Disney songs on my iPod, right next to the gory screamo. Even me, a person in so deep can come out of their hole and listen to "I'll Make a Man Out of You." I implore you, be a kid, at the least for thirty mintues each day.

Thanks for reading this. It makes me happy. Unless you're reading it for blackmail. Then I hope you burn in a lake somewhere. =)

-Hillary

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1. Secrets Made, Secrets Told » reviews
Sequel to The Beginning of Forever... Bella and Edward are married and things couldn't be better in their relationship. But when Mike snaps, what will happen to this happy couple? And now that Victoria's shown up... Pre-NM Update: March 23
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 8-20-06 - Bella & Victoria

2. The Lost Love Chronicles » reviews
We know Max and Fang have chemistry as teenagers, right? Who's to say they didn't have the same feelings when they were younger? Join the tales of a forgotten childhood and repressed romance. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 8-6-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

3. The Golf Cult R Us » reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 324 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-9-07 - Fang & Gazzy/The Gasman

4. Simply Dazzling reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-15-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete

5. Rosalie's Shame reviews
Rosalie Hale is everything but perfect. She has her one secret "rough patch" that no one else can understand. The horrors of being a female vampire! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-14-08 - Rosalie - Complete

6. The Prank Wars » reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 29,937 - Reviews: 1192 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 9-4-06 - Fang & Max - Complete

7. Grounded Angels reviews
Chapter 98 in TAE. What was going on in Fang's head while the others prayed? Are they truly God's Grounded Angels? Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-21-07 - Fang - Complete

8. Experiment 2323 reviews
Years after the Flock have settled down for good, they finally get closure over the School. Turns out, the whitecoats were captured and tested. Life has a funny way of taking care of things. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-10-07 - Max & Fang - Complete

9. Kryptonite reviews
Songfic. Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down Three years since Fang surrendered to the whitecoats. Three years since he had seen the Flock. When the scientists make him an offer he can't refuse, what will happen to the others? Faxy Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-3-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

10. 40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 9-23-07 - Max & Fang - Complete

11. It All Started With Troy reviews
When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 9-16-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

12. Oh, The Possibilities! » reviews
Where's Fang's power? Why doesn't he have one? Oh, young one, you are very wrong. He's had a power all along. It's just a secret. But now he's willing to share that secret with us all. Series of Oneshots Parody
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 8-18-07 - Fang - Complete

13. Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic » reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete

14. Love is Just a Swing Away » reviews
Jeb recently bought a swingset for the Flock to try to help them live normal childhoods. What can come from a swingoff battle of the sexes? Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

15. Strike Up The Band » reviews
COMPLETE What happens when our favorite mutant freaks form a rock band? Will total chaos ensue? Will the singer and the drummer fall in love? Will the world be saved? Stay tuned to find out. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 11-13-06 - Fang & Max - Complete

16. Beware Our Insanity » reviews
The random antics of my band and its members. Insane. Crazy. Dorks. Yes, we're all that and more. A nerdy Band is... list from a nerdy band kid. We walk the talk and talk the walk. Can you? New update
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete

17. Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-14-07 - Fang - Complete

18. So Gangsta reviews
Fang alone in a hotel room with the iPod. What does he listen to? I'm a Gangster, of course! But, oh no! He has an audience! Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 6-9-07 - Fang - Complete

19. A Little Advice reviews
Fang needs some help expressing his feelings. Who comes to the rescue? Total of course! Oneshot Fax OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-26-07 - Max & Fang - Complete

20. Dreaming of Tacos reviews
It's been one year since Dustfinger died. One year since our heroine has been truly happy. Suddenly everything is perfect again. But how long can that last? And why are there tacos in Inkworld? Oneshot for now
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-15-07 - Meggie F. & Farid - Complete

21. Jack Saves the World reviews
Written for a friend Max suddenly pops out of her book, deciding to give the lovestruck Jack a chance. Jack helps her overcome her hormones and save the world. Jax Pairing ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-30-07 - Complete

22. The Many Meanings of Cookies reviews
Max is craving some cookies. Upon finding the perfect recipe, she heads off to a motel with the others to try it out. Max and Fang learn the multiple meanings of cookies. FAX ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 1-29-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

23. Smashed Into Pieces: The End Of We reviews
Songfic. Smashed Into Pieces by Silverstein Max left Fang seven years ago and he can't take the pain anymore. A Romeo and Juliet ending for a Romeo and Juliet couple. Pain first, then eternal bliss. ONESHOT FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-27-07 - Fang & Max - Complete

24. Lips of an Angel » reviews
Songfic. Based on Lips of an Angel by Hinder Fang and Max are twenty and both married. But not to each other. Fang still misses Max terribly. Then one day, he gets a phone call... FAXNESS TWOSHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-16-06 - Max & Fang - Complete

25. The Beginning of Forever » reviews
COMPLETED! Bella finally gets Edward to change her. What will happen? Mostly fluff. First fanfic aka: sucky, don't read .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 5-17-06 - Bella & Edward - Complete

26. You Sank My Battleship! reviews
Jasper and Emmett are bored and decide to play battleship. Who's gonna win? What crazy things did I make them do this time? Read to find out. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 6-30-06 - Emmett & Jasper - Complete

27. When Twister Gets Funny reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 6-1-06 - Emmett & Jasper - Complete

28. When Scrabble Goes Wrong reviews
What happens when the Cullens decide to play a game of Scrabble and it turns physical? How will the problem be solved? Rated T for language. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 5-31-06 - Edward & Emmett - Complete

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