"My loss for words is my gain of song,
I always end up where I don't belong."

"In Tune" - Peroxwhy?gen

First and most importantly, I have an SP FFNet Super Best Friend by the name of tweekers, who is the epitome of crazyawesomeincredibleamazing. x3
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/kelsadonya/tweeksley-1.jpg
superbestfriends forever

Second, I BETA STORIES NOW.

As you can probably tell, if you clicked the link and saw the picture, I am a hardcore South Park fan (and by extension, a hardcore Trey Parker and Matt Stone fan). It is one of my favorite things ever, ever - along with writing, and wrestling. As of right now, I just write SP things, although I do have an idea floating around in my head for a wrestling fanfic.
I like to make lists, instead of rambling on about myself, because lists are easier to read and I'm not sure how many people like reading big paragraphs, so, here we go:

My name: Kelsey, although most people give me nicknames.
Most commonly, I'm called either Willow or Jew.
My age: I'm twenty-two.
I live: In Alberta, Canada.
I like to make new friends, so if any of you want to talk to me,
I have MSN, AIM, Facebook, Twitter, and myspace - all you have to do is ask.
Also, I have a deviantART account: http://eksley.deviantart.com
I have eight favorite SP characters: Tweek, Clyde, Craig
(any time any one of them gets a line, I squee like the fangirl I am),
Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Christophe, and Thomas (those two really should
come back, don't you agree?)
I do write slashy fanfics, although for the most part, it's never
anything rated higher than T, because I feel awkward writing anything
more than that. That being said, I do have one M-rated story. I like
to pretend that I didn't write it, though, because, again,
I feel awkward. But T-rated slashy I feel better about, and I have favorite pairings:
- Craig/Tweek (Creek)
- Christophe/Kyle ('Tophelovski - that was coined by me.)
- Craig/Clyde (Cryde)
- Craig/Clyde/Tweek
- Kenny/Kyle (Ksquared)
- Kenny/Clyde
- Christophe/Kenny
- Kenny/Tweek
- Clyde/Tweek.
- Christophe/Craig, even though it's really rare.
- Craig/Thomas, if it doesn't end up with Tweek being miserable.
My favorite fics that I have written: Crushed, Yearbook (even though nobody else seems to like those very much) and Worlds Apart.

Back to my pro wrestling-fangirling, I do have favorite pro wrestlers too,
for those of you who share my affinity for that type of thing:

WWE:
- CM Punk
- Cody Rhodes
- Ted DiBiase, Jr.
- Randy Orton
- Kofi Kingston
- JTG
- The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh
- Jeff Hardy - Gone from the WWE but not from our hearts.
- Matt Hardy
- Bryan Danielson - former ROH wrestler.
- John Morrison
- Zack Ryder
- Shawn Michaels
- R-Truth
- Christian
- Gregory Helms/The Hurricane
- The Miz
- Edge
- Kane
TNA:
- Chris Sabin
- Alex Shelley
- AJ Styles
- Christopher Daniels
- Eric Young
- Homicide
- Hernandez
ROH/PWG/other indy promotions/free agents:
- Brian Kendrick
- Paul London
- Colt Cabana
- Human Tornado
- Ken Anderson - Miiiiisterrrrr Kennedy...Kennedy.
- Shannon Moore

What I've Written:

Works-In-Progress:

Worlds Apart
Color and Contrast - with tweekers

Finished Things:

Yearbook - Kenny compares life in high school yearbook to his life four years later
I'll Never Tell - Stan likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, neither one of them is brave enough to say anything, and Kenny's too preoccupied to help.
Thursday - Christophe has a secret.
Crushed - Clyde/Thomas, because I think it's cute.
Star - A little oneshot about Tweek; it used to be part of my Random Word Oneshots, but I split that up into single stories.
Grave - A tiny oneshot about Stan reacting to a permanent Kenny-death. Also once was part of my Random Word Oneshots.
I Dare You - 'Tophelovski, dedicated to ChapeauVert.
Read My Mind - Clyde/Kenny, I'm debating a sequel...
Broken - Craig/Tweek.
Cargo Pants and Blacklight Lust - ...'Tophelovski, my only M-rated fic.
Stigmatized - Songfic, Kenny/Kyle.
Alive - Kenny/Tweek.