So, I am a pancake of electricity. What can I say except that life is naught but flying through the air whilst letting off sparks of energy only to come falling back down onto teflon?

I am Australian. I am Elodia. I am very busy right now.

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Status Updates on Volcano

28/08/08: Holy crumpets, she updated! If you read, can you review? Please? It will motivate me! And thanks so much, inacent, for your PM so many months ago. I really appreciate that you still read it!

19/09/08: I updated just because. I'll forget otherwise. Chapter Eleven is planned at least.

30/09/08: Chapter 11 has one scene done out of four. And I retrofitted a reasonable plot into what could have become a giant gaping hole. It hasn't come up yet, but if it does, there will be an explanation. It might find its way into a rewrite. Thanks for reading and thanks for reviewing!

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Rewrites: One day I should rewrite the first few chapters of Volcano. Partly because I wrote them based on an earlier story plan that didn't have half the plots of this version, but mostly because I wrote them when I was 15. It shows. :(

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1. Volcano » reviews

Her name is Rachel Johnson. She and her best friend Fred own a cafe, where she works as a waitress until a chance encounter with a man named Michael Vaughn turns her world upside down. What's real? What isn't? And who is Sydney Bristow?

Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,597 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 3-25-06

2. The Ever Evasive Truth reviews

She giggles. “The ever evasive truth…” She pauses to collect her thoughts, reminded of another tequila induced story, another blurry friend, another lifetime. “…is that there are advantages to losing all your stuff in a fire,” she states. [3.3 Reunion]

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 6-12-07

3. Human Weakness reviews

“Everyone has to die, Tom,” she breathed, unable to move any closer to him. “It’s part of being human.” Tom Riddle learns about life, death, power and those too weak to seek it.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-07

4. The Naked Chef reviews

Boys suck. Francie knows this. And no matter how big a bottle of tequila Will brings over, she will not be persuaded otherwise. Missing Scene, 1.14 The Coup

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06

5. Frenemies reviews

Frenemies are enemies who pretend to be your friends.' A tale of friendship and movie nights, fortune cookies and the importance of trust. Title from 'Mean Girls' promotions.

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-6-06

6. Crafty reviews

In which Jack Bristow, SpyMaster Extraordinaire, gets crafty.. literally.

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05

7. Various Alias Drabbles » reviews

Various Alias Drabbles that are unconnected except for the fact that they are all short and all to do with Alias. Written for various contests and reasons. Some have won awards. Ok, one has. And it makes me smile.

Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 7-14-05

8. Deal » reviews

In life everyone is dealt a hand... Ironic how the one thing she couldn't give him became her only chance at redemption. Sydney becomes pregnant with Danny's baby. An AU look at the Aliasverse.

Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 5-3-05

9. Twists of Fate reviews

In an alternate universe, Michael Vaughn is a Belgian mime. Sydney Bristow is on the run. They are brought together by fate and fish... You've seen their love stand strong against lost time, marriage and murder, but mackerel?

Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05

10. A,Typical Sarkney reviews

Sark and Sydney discuss their a.typical situation. The forwardslash that is SUPPOSED TO BE THERE is there on purpose, because it's a parody of sorts... Sarkney.

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-05

11. So You'd Like To Work In Muggle Relations? » reviews

AU, thanks to HBP. For Hermione, Muggle Relations was supposed to be relaxing, a chance for her to let go of the painful memories the Great War created. Instead, it plunged her straight into the world of espionage. Alias inspired, fans are welcome.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 9-6-04

12. I Need More Help reviews

Dawn's math class is quiet. And not just because of the incredibly hard assignment: everyone's afraid of bursting into song. But someone needs help...

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 3-15-05

13. Marshney reviews

A tale of unlikely love and unprecedented 'shipment. A timeless epic. I give it Five Stars. CoWritten with DiamonteSaber one of the great writers of our time. second to me of course.

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 1-11-05

14. Harry Potter and the Wreath of Lilies » reviews

AU. Everything's topsy-turvy. The Dursley's are wizards, Harry's a muggle, You-Know-Who's not such a big deal and Draco's Harry's only friend. Join Harry on his adventures in a Muggle Primary school.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-18-04 - Published: 7-16-04

15. The Wrinkle reviews

About Vaughn's ever present wrinkle. No matter when. No matter where. It is there. Just waiting for the chance to come out. Set throughout seasons one to three. Pointless but made me laugh.

Complete - Alias - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-2-04 - Published: 11-2-04

16. His Marauders reviews

When one turned to the shadow, so did they all.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 9-30-04