Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Hi, this is Elfbrat18 speaking to you live via her bedroom computer! (crickets chirp) Anyway, since you're here I suppose you wanna know who I am, right? Well since you're sweet enough to check out my fics then sure why not? Lesse here, I'm 19, my hair is blond, my eyes are green. I write fanfics. I also draw, and if I can get ahold of one of the contollers, video games (currently addicted to Super Smash Bros. Melee ). Hanging out with friends is always great, cause our schedules almost never meet up, so it's memories in the making if we just go out to eat or see a movie or something.

Whistler: Hiya, this is Whistler. My actual name is Samantha but my friends call me either Sammy or Sam for short. Let's see...at first I was just Elfbrat's muse, but then later on she hit writers block like a semi truck and I volunteered to write one of the chapters for a story she's still working on. I like to read. Just finished reading Dead as a Doornail by Charlaine Harris. This is the 5th book in the Sookie Stackhouse series I believe. Awesome read. Vampires, a telepathic cocktail waitress, New Orleans, what's more to add? Oh! And there's also Bubba! I'll give you a clue as to who Bubba is: He's a famous vampire that sings, and he gets mad if you call him by his original name. And he has a thing for cat blood.Wanna take a guess? Then drop an email and I'll get back to you.Break Away: Is anyone still reading this? Well if you haven't guessed it already I'm abandoning this one, but only because I'm redoing it. And I hated the title so the new 'Break Away' is 'Lonely Girl.'

Lonely Girl: Redone (and hopefully much better version) from Break Away. This title seems more fitting. Sorry that there's only two chapters but this is the next one I plan on working on. It will get better, maybe confusing at first but it will be clearer later on.

Broken: Ooo, my first YGO fic! More drama than a soap opera but it's good. It's gonna get interesting as it goes on and I am nowhere near done with this.

Smokey and the Bandit: A parody of the original Smokey and the Bandit movie with the YGO cast. Disturbingly funny.

Sweet Blue Days: An entry for a contest. First Potc fic. One-Shot. Not sure how to describe this one.

Remember Me: Another one-shot. And it's Lotr. The idea came to me from a dream I had. If I can think of a way to add a one-shot sequel I'll try.

That Old Fashioned Blacktop: My first CATCF fic. Based from the 2005 movie with Depp as Wonka. Charlie has a southern cousin with a southern roommate that has two older sisters. No romance here, sorry. Strictly humor and it's gonna poke fun at all of the rushing and madness that surround Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Whistler: There's going to be lots more where these came from, but like everything it's going to take time. Real life is getting in the way so check back on our blog to see how things are going.

IMPORTANT NOTE REGARDING MY FICS!

4/20/06: I realize that I haven't updated in a looong time, and for that I want to apologize. I can make excuses just like anyone else can but for the past 6 months at least my interest has dropped in these stories. I fully intend on finishing these stories, and I'm looking for some sort of inspiration, but all that I come up with is a bunch of rants-

5/10/06: The wedding is past now, but due to computer problems, I have lost everything and I don't know when I'll be able to get myself to write again, but hopefully it won't be long. Also got my next couple of lessons in the mail recently so that's another reason for the delay.

Whistler: If your curious go check out her LJ!

You're not helping Sammy! Anyways, she's right. Want a real excuse, go check it out, it's too much to explain here. I've been working on the next chapter for Broken and with Whistler's help I may get it done soon. Then I'm gonna work on Lonely Girl and then who knows. But right now I am hooked on playing The Sims and helping one of my best friends with her wedding next Saturday and I feel that holds more importance.

Whistler: We just wanted to tell you guys we're not dead yet, and that we haven't abandoned these stories, and we will try and update any one of them soon.