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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Treasure Planet, and Spider-Man. Hello there. My name is Kelly (also called Elfzilla, Maestro and Long John Silver). I am a digital artist who occassional feels the urge to put my ideas down into writing as well as artwork. If you'd like to see my artwork, my website link will direct you to my Deviantart gallery which consists of a variety of fanart and original pieces. I don't update here often with many fanfictions. I only write when I have a nagging desire too, most of the time I draw. I hope you like my fanfictions anyway. :) | |||||||||||
1. Big Explosions and Pretty Camera Angles reviewsA parody based off the Spiderman film. A satire comprised of the mundane story, dialogue and character development. Please review, even if you hate it!Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-082. Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 3 reviewsLast of the trilogy. Snape gets crabs. Hilarity ensues. Please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-07 - Severus S. - Complete3. Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 2 reviewsSequel. I think this quote from the story sums it up nicely: 'I WILL DEFLOWER YOU, MR WEASLEY! I WILL DEFLOWER YOU ALL! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA'. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-5-07 - Severus S. - Complete4. Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts reviewsEveryone wants a piece of Severus Snape and he is willing to give it. Please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-07 - Severus S. - Complete5. Parasites in Mommy's Belly » reviewsWarning: Don't read this crack fic. Side effects of reading this inlude bleeding gums, hysterical pregnancy, hairloss and genital implosion.Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-8-07 - Complete6. Treasure Planet Gets Spoofed » reviewsThis is what would happen if I were in charge of writing the script of Treasure Planet. Includes: Naughty language, massive amounts of injuries, slashy spiders and general retardness. If you're offended by such things...then you smell funny.Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-8-03 - Published: 5-29-03 - Complete7. Blood and Wine » reviewsWritten before Order of the Phoenix was released. The sequel to Roses and Thorns. When Hermione and Draco become new professors, they realise they aren't children any more and don't have anything but their wands to protect them from Hogwart's horrors.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-25-03 - Published: 3-6-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Roses and Thorns » reviewsWritten before OOTP was released. Three years after Draco graduates, he hasn't seen Hermione since school graduation. His heart aches to just hear her soft voice, but later on he gets much more than soft whispers. Sequel is called Blood and Wine.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-21-03 - Published: 1-31-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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