GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REALITY TO THE CURB!!

(Words to live by.)

This is the shared account of the two people who go by the names Elle and Female (though we always shorten it to Fee). Will you ever learn our real names? Most likely not. Why? We are a mystery, an enigma. We wear capes and Friday night is poker night with Nessie. Trust us when we say that Bigfoot isn't a good dance partner.

Elle speaking/typing, by the way.

So since this is a shared account, almost all of the works we post will be our collaborations. We may post individually-written things in the future, but so far we've only got collabs planned. Mostly so far this is a bunch of random one-shots and our very own meticulously-planned multi-chapter fic! Excitement! Yes, you are excited! I can tell!

You may notice from what we have listed as WIP below that we're gonna be writing mostly for Kingdom Hearts, though we will probably eventually expand to other places. We did create this account with KH in mind, though - we discovered that I'm the Roxas to Fee's Axel in a platonic way, and we are meant to write fanfics together. That is, when we get actually get around to writing.

I'd say it's Fee's turn to say anything I've missed. Farewell for now!

Elle has left the building.

Fee has destroyed the building.

See, I'm important too! -sparkling grin and thumbs up here-

Paper Clips is going to be the first of a hopefully decent amount of multi-chapter fanfics we will have posted before our death. It's our baby, our first love, the just-for-fun project we have dedicated endless hours of thought to since the beginning of its creation in 2008! That said, we want reviews... please. Concrit is as good as it gets and it's what we crave every night when we crawl into our empty, lonely beds. We aren't above rewarding you with our poker sharings!

Best of health to each and all.

Fee has recreated the building.

FanFics WIP:

Paper Clips: Roxas and Axel have been best friends since Elementary School. But when Axel moves, and they only communicate by email, Roxas finds out what it’s like to be without him. And new feelings develop…? -AkuRoku- (Romance, Humor)

Axel Has Amnesia: When Axel forgets everything about himself, Roxas learns a lot more about his best friend than he baragained for. -AkuRoku- (Romance, Humor) Working Title

Amnesia: Note to self: Don't panic when you forget everything about yourself and start hearing extraordinarily stupid voices in your head. Apparently it's routine. -AkuRoku- (Crack, Humor).

Roxas Is Gay For Axel: Roxas is gay for his best friend. Simple as that. Why are things always so damn complicated? -AkuRoku- (Romance, Humor) Working Title

Awesome Quotes:

"I'm not your therapist. Good Lord, no. One good, long look at the inside of your head, and I’m sure I’d go screaming for the hills. Goodness knows the outside of it is chaotic enough." -theisrealproject107, Negative Zero.

Teacher: "With the use of desciption and personification, you can open up new gates that will lead to other writing opportunities."
Elle (to Fee): "You know, there's ANOTHER kind of special gate."
Fee (to Elle): "Yeah, but you can only get through it if you have the right keyblade." -Elle & Fee (the wonderful innuendos you get from Writers' Club).

"It takes a couple of seconds to get together a brainstorm in your head. So awkward silences are really good for the first five seconds- but then it gets awkward." -the amazing male teaching supervisor for Writers' Club.

"History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamour of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"'Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows

"You stupid dumbshit goddamn mother fucker!" - Bad Habit, The Offspring

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - William Stekel

"Who the hell do you think I am?!" - Almost everybody at some point or other, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"A real man never dies, even when he's killed!" - Kamina, TTGL

-Fin-