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Author has written 72 stories for Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Edward Scissorhands, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Silmarillion, Sandman, King Arthur, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Misc. Books. Profile Last Updated 7-8-06. Greetings, mellon nin. I know not how thou hast come to mine humble page, but I receive thee with welcome and gifts of Hugo Weaving hula dolls. I imagine thy road hast been long and difficult, and that thou did pass through a sticky quagmire of Mary-Sues and stories in great need of a beta. Please take solace here, and perhaps enjoy some of my Sue-free stories. 'Tis a safe haven, at least, from said poor tales. Speaking of beta services, I will gladly beta any story! Fandoms with which I am familiar would obviously be best, but if you're just looking for a proofreader then I can do that as well. Send me a private message or an e-mail and I'll get back to you straight away. : ) I treasure every single review, and will do my best to check out some of your stories if you review mine. I'll tell you which of my stories/poems I personally like the best. They're the ones I'm the most proud of, even if they all don't have many reviews. - Almost (HP) A lot of my stories feature the bad guys. This is because they're just so damn fun to write. The ambiguous ones are my favorite, characters like Snape, whom everyone thinks is evil, or Grima, who has been bribed into treachery. It's lots of fun to explore the motives and backstories of the slimy, snarky characters than to go on and on about how great the nobler characters are. And I think maybe part of my love for them is my hope that somehow they can be redeemed, like I want to see some good in them and try to bring that out in my stories. Of course, pure nastiness is equally fun -- ie: as in my story "And He Will Smile," Grima at his very worst. :-D Favorite Fandoms: the Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, the Sandman, Van Helsing, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, the Phantom of the Opera, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Favorite Characters: Grima Wormtongue, Faramir, Maglor, Maedhros, Captain Jack Sparrow, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Dream (Morpheus), Wanda (from a Game of You), Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, the Phantom (Erik), Ford Prefect Pairings I dig: General Disclaimer: So I don't have to do it on every story I post, I hereby disclaim ownershipto the majority of the characters I write about. If you recognize the character from the fandom, I had nothing to do with it. If you don't, then it's all mine. Concerning Updates: I update verrrry slowly. But a nagging message might help me update faster! Click the "My Forums" link at the top of the page to nag your little heart out. :) Concerning Reviews: As I said before, I'll probably check out your stories if you review one of mine! As for review content, constructive criticism is always welcome since it will help my writing improve. Also welcome are adoring praise and perhaps sacrifices of small furry creatures. =P Flames just make me laugh. You can flame me if you like, but I'm not going to change for you. Some of what I write is slash. I don't care if you don't like it. If you criticize anything, please let it be my writing (for a good reason, of course) rather than for the situations in which I may place characters. Story Stats: Almost - (Harry Potter) Back in business! Updates are likely to come slowly, but they'll come eventually! If you're looking for good reading material and nothing is striking your fancy here, please check out my favorite stories and authors lists. The writers there are fantastic. A sincere thanks to all who have reviewed my stories and/or put me on their favorites/alert list. You guys are all great! | |||||||||||
1. Janus reviewsGrima recognizes the light and dark sides of unrequited love. Drabble, exactly 100 words.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-06 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete2. No Paradise reviewsA ruined Norrington mulls over a bottle of rum in Tortuga. Implied NorringtonGilette slash.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-06 - Complete3. Flames reviewsEowyn is badly hurt at Helm's Deep, and is rescued by Grima. It is not long before she realizes that his love for her is true.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-30-06 - Eowyn & Grima W. - Complete4. The Very Secret Log of Commodore James Norrington reviewsSlash and perviness ensues. You have been warned!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-28-06 - Complete5. Shades » reviewsEowyn awakens to find herself in Orthanc, Rohan having lost the battle at Helm's Deep. GrimaEowyn romance, AU.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 2-22-06 - Grima W. & Eowyn6. Sestina for Seven Sons reviewsRed. Music. Quick. Dark. Skill. Two.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete7. Almost » reviewsDraco-centric fic, set after the defeat of Voldemort. Lucius is dead and Draco will have to live in Grimmauld Place with his Gryffindor enemies of the past 7 years until he’s reformed. Is Dumbledore’s plan a good one, or will it just end in ruin?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 6-15-04 - Draco M.8. I'll Show You Mine reviews...if you show me yours. Based on one of Barty Crouch, Jr's lines in the new GoF movie. Exactly 100 words.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-24-05 - Severus S. - Complete9. to defy definition » reviewsHaikus about my favorite characters more to be added when I get another poetic burst. HBP spoilerish.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-05 - Draco M. & Severus S.10. can enough be said in seventeen » reviewsHaikus about various characters.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-0511. The Point of No Return reviewsA GrimaEowyn romance, based around the lyrics to the song of the same title from the ALW Phantom of the Opera.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-28-05 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete12. The Effects of Fluffdoves reviewsNeville and Luna on the last day of school. Takes place at the very end of HBP, so there are spoilers. Fluffy and sweet.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-26-05 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete13. A Chance Encounter reviewsWanda meets a creepy man in a bar who says that he just wants to talk to her...Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-05 - Complete14. Brave Mr Frodo reviewsA silly little song I wrong that parodies the Brave Sir Robin song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-05 - Frodo B. - Complete15. The Mewlips reviewsFrodo finds a mysterious poem in one of Bilbo's books which piques his curiosity.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-05 - Frodo B. & Bilbo B. - Complete16. A Moment Before Midnight reviewsGeorge and Francis in the Tower the night before their execution. Slash, I suppose. Rated for mention of adultery and incest. Based on The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-15-05 - Complete17. Emergency reviewsIn which Ford Prefect gets very smashed and awakens to find his towel missing. Gasp!Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-6-05 - Complete18. Final Kiss reviewsDracula believes that even as he is killed, Van Helsing still loves him. Slash.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-18-05 - Complete19. Not Even Angels reviewsNot even angels can save him. I tried a different style of writing to get the proper feeling, more streamofconsciousness than I usually do.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-05 - Erik - Complete20. I See You reviewsDraco watches Ron watch him. Implied slashy situation.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-05 - Draco M. & Ron W. - Complete21. Diminished reviewsThe Phantom, captured in a sorrowful moment. 115 words.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-05 - Erik - Complete22. Tensions reviewsThings are not the same between Arthur and Lancelot anymore. Suggests AL slash.King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-05 - Complete23. Dead Boy's Poem » reviews...Never sigh for better world it’s already composed, played, and told. Vignettes about the Phantom. Songfic. Completed.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 3-1-05 - Erik - Complete24. Know reviewsGalahad is frustrated that their freedom is being withheld. Mild GalahadGawain slash.King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-05 - Complete25. So Beautiful reviewsWanda's thoughts at the very end of A Game of You.Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-05 - Complete26. And He Will Smile reviewsEvery time she denies him will only make it worse for her in the end. A twisted view of Gríma’s feelings towards Éowyn.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-20-05 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete27. Brothers in Arms » reviewsGabriel Van Helsing's and Vladislaus Valerious' history as the two hunters for the Knights of the Order. Slash.Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-9-0528. The Musings of Sheldon Jeffrey Sands » reviewsIt's an intriguing place inside this man's head. Why don't you stop for a visit?Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-22-05 - Published: 1-19-0529. Who You Are reviewsAdam’s thoughts after being attacked. Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert fic. Rated for language and what the movies call thematic material.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-05 - Complete30. Venom » reviewsWhat if Gandalf and the Three Hunters did not arrive in Edoras at such a timely point? What if they were a bit later than they were in the book? What would Éowyn do to save herself and Rohan? An AU fic COMPLETE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 6-16-04 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete31. Disparity reviewsHer two admirers could not be more different...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-05 - Christine - Complete32. Maglor's Lament reviewsMaglor realizes he must cast the Silmaril into the Sea...Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete33. Nameless, Faceless, Soulless » reviewsSo he is and shall remain.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-05 - Erik - Complete34. Gone reviewsSirius’s death has utterly destroyed Remus.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-05 - Remus L. - Complete35. The Music of the Night reviewsThe darkness means something to each of them. A songfic centering around the villains of the Lord of the Rings.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-1-05 - Sauron & Grima W. - Complete36. The Only Man For Her reviewsSomeone loves Eowyn very much... but who is it?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-05 - Grima W. & Faramir - Complete37. Hate reviewsEdward is feeling hate for the first time, but he does not fully understand it...Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-05 - Complete38. God of Second Chance reviewsVladislaus Valerious falls from grace... how and why he chose to become Dracula, the son of the Devil. references to Vlad&Gabriel slashVan Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-05 - Complete39. Dream reviewsWhat do the undead dream? Mild DraculaVan Helsing slash.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-29-04 - Complete40. In a Heartbeat reviewsDracula can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat in some cases it means more than others. Mild slash.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete41. Together We Fall reviewsThe men of Gondor and of Rohan unite for one last battle. Told from the POV of any soldier from either kingdom.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete42. Scream reviewsThe sound of a Nazgul cry causes Frodo so much pain...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-04 - Frodo B. - Complete43. White reviewsGandalf understands what it is to carry the title of White.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-04 - Gandalf - Complete44. Gory Symphony reviewsSands contemplates his love of murder. Rating for language and his somewhat disturbing thoughts.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-04 - Complete45. Songs for a Snake » reviewsA series of Grima fics based around lyrics of various rock songs.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-24-04 - Published: 6-16-04 - Grima W.46. White Flower » reviewsThe sad story of a Gondorian couple sundered by the fell orders of Denethor.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 7-27-04 - Complete47. Graduation reviewsSands' high school graduation is not a particularly fun occasion for him. Rated R for language.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete48. It Calls » reviewsA series of vignettes on various characters' responses and attitudes towards the One Ring.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 6-18-0449. Concrete Hell » reviewsOur favorite mentally unstable agent has finally been captured...Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete50. Downfall reviewsGillette detests Elizabeth for toying with Commodore Norrington... unrequited GN slash.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-8-04 - Complete51. Beneath the Barrow reviewsThe Barrowdowns are a strange and dangerous place with a dark history, as one hobbit is about to discover. About 200 words of bookevents based drabble.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-04 - Meriadoc B. - Complete52. Thoughts of Darkness Past reviewsPippin and Merry pay Éowyn and Faramir a visit, telling them of what happened upon their return to the Shire. This makes Faramir wonder exactly who the man they called Wormtongue is, and what connection he had to Éowyn...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-29-04 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete53. I Can't Lose You reviewsPrequel to A Little Fall of Rain. Aragorn and Haldir have some loose ends that need tying up... PG rated AH slash.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-04 - Haldir & Aragorn - Complete54. Predator reviewsHeaven. It is something I hear of all the time and most likely will never see... Hell. It is life. Van Helsing is losing his faith, his will, and his identity...Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-04 - Complete55. A Little Fall of Rain reviewsSongfic, slashfic, funfic! AragornHaldir concerning Haldir's unfortunate demise. Lyrics from Les Miserables. Please read... i like this one! Prequel now posted!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-04 - Haldir & Aragorn - Complete56. Worm reviewsIn the Shire, Grima contemplates his deeds.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-04 - Grima W. - Complete57. Birthday Boy reviewsA What's Eating Gilbert Grape fic. Arnie's POV regarding his mother's death.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete58. Hopeless Love reviewsLittle GrimaEowyn ficlet. Read if you're into that sort of rough.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-04 - Grima W. & Eowyn59. The Very Secret Log of Captain Jack Sparrow reviewsThe title speaks for itself. Humorous slashiness and sarcasm accompany the antics of our favorite poncing pirate!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete60. Still They Sleep reviewsA short poem regarding the fallen in the Dead Marshes.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete61. Haikus for Gríma and Éowyn reviewsEleven delightful haikus regarding the tale of our favorite couple that just couldn't be. Except here they are. AU.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-04 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete62. Terminated reviewsHey! It's a SW fic that's not a MarySue! Morton Rainey is quite irritated that Amy has been unfaithful...Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete63. The Last Reigning Steward reviewsThe poetry version of the tale of the infamous Denethor and his real death... not him on fire and jumping off the wall of Minas Tirith. Book spoilers!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-04 - Denethor - Complete64. Olórin reviewsA poem about the death of Gandalf the Grey.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-04 - Gandalf - Complete65. El Pistolero Hermoso reviewsA spiffy poem about dear Sands. Please read it's bilingual!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete66. Balance by Bullets reviewsLittle fourstanza poem on everyone's favorite psychopath!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete67. How is my Love so Different? reviewsGrima POV poem regarding Eowyn. Ah, his sleaziness just delights me.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-04 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete68. I am the Lonely Sculptor reviewsA poem in which Edward remembers Kim.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete69. Embrace reviewsA short Edwardcentric poem, set just after he accidentally hurts Kevin and is trying to escape.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete70. Shieldmaiden reviewsA poem I'm rather proud of that tells of Eowyn's struggle as a Shieldmaiden of Rohan.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-04 - Eowyn - Complete71. Darkness Shared reviewsIt is no small wonder why all detest and fear you, why they call you murderer. We are both killers, but you, Gabriel, are a betrayer. A DraculaVan Helsing slashfic.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete72. To Lose a Brother, To Gain A Life reviewsIt should have been a simple decision but then the important ones never are simple. Elrond and Elros are brothers faced with an irrevocable decision...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-04 - Elrond - Complete
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