A note to all my readers, I won't be posting as often as any of us would like, it's been hard for me to write and inspiration is fleeting at best . It's a tricky for me to be able to do anything with my writing, so patience is requested as I try to find inspiration and get my life in a better perspective

WARNING BOLD TEXT BELOW THIS LINE CONTAIN WORDS FROM A VERY PISSED OFF FAN OF HERMIONE GRANGER AND AN AUTHOR WHO IS SICK OF SHODDY UNBASED PLOT POINTS(this rant has been cleaned up and tamed down from my original reaction)

Okay people I need to ask something and I want everyone to explain this to me. WHERE THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GETTING THAT HERMIONE GRANGER WOULD BETRAY HARRY FOR MONEY, POWER, DUMBLEDORE?! Have people never read the books and seen everything that Hermione has done for Harry? The things she sacrificed and the laws she broke? She was always by his side and never abandoned it. She was the one abandoned time and time again. She is the best friend a guy like Harry could ask for and he never even appreciated her being there for him through everything. I'm not saying that he's a horrible friend I'm just saying that he could have been a better one to her. She helped him through all of his troubles, got crucioed, almost died countless times, petrified, broke so many laws, and even overcame her phobia of heights to help him get through it all. She was a great and loyal friend to Harry and it bothers me that people would think she'd be anything less.

Hermione never acted greedy, she never acted ambitious. Yes she was smugful and a rule follower. But honestly she had brains and a fear of being expelled from the world that she just started to get to know. She fought stupidly over rights for other creatures and people, she was a civil as expected to purebloods who wanted her dead. She's a good person. If you can give me one reason as to why betrayal is in her nature, that's logical and doesn't involve her being betrayed first then I will admit that I'm wrong... but for some reason I highly doubt you could even come close to convincing me.

END RANT

Look everyone it's another one... HARRY POTTERS FATHER

Okay people, you're all a bunch of idiots if you think Harry Potters father could be anyone other than James Potter. EVERYTIME someone new meets him that knew James and Lily it's always like this. "Blimey, Harry Potter. You look just like your dad, spitting image but you've got your mums eyes." Not once was it.. "Blimey, Harry Potter. You look so like your parents, but you've got a snapes brow right there or Voldies ears. YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB! Seriously it's just ridiculous that you even contemplate changing who their fathers are.. Now I'm not saying he couldn't have half siblings and what not from either of his parents, it's plausible in the sense that war was on and sometimes you do things that are rash when you think you'll die. But it makes me really really really angry when people switch parentage for characters in Harry Potter to such an extreme with only the flimsy excuse for glamours. For instance when they make Hermione Granger a pureblood so they can pair her off to Draco without all the Mudblood drama.. that's just dumb. Hermione granger being a pureblood pretty much defeats her image and completely ruins what she stands for. Now being a halfblood I could go for, it's plausible. Most likely though the father wouldn't know about her.. I say father because if the mother was magical and didn't know well.. that's a pretty powerful Obliviate right their. I'm not saying you CAN'T do it, I'm just saying use your freaking brains if you're gonna make something THAT AU. Also you can probably bet I WONT be reading after those little plot points crop up. Especially if you plan on 'removing glamours' and make them completely and utterly gorgeous.. cause then you're just making OC's you bastards and that's a completely different story you Mary Sue lovers.

I'm 20. My names LaRee... Don't attempt to pronounce it... you'll probably fail lol. My friends called me Ell in high school (I now have a friend from Highschool that goes by that name :D) . That may be easier for you to deal with. I'm mostly here to read and write, but i also want to make friends:D. Hermione is my hero! I have a little girl so my fic schedules might get messed up sometimes but have no fear I write ahead!(Well I did.. not so much now .) I have a few plot bunnies that i'll probably never write if your interested in hearing some let me know. I'll be happy to share with you.

Alright so i'm a big Harry potter fan and have a few fanfics of my own in the works. But i don't plan on posting those till I'm almost done with them. My Favorite pairings are pretty much anyone with Hermione...Except Ron... I don't really have anything against him but it's just... They don't suit each other very well. Also I'm a firm believer that Ginny gave Harry a love potion. Sorry if that offends you. I'll post some details of my upcoming fanfictions later...

I had a wonderful BETA for my story Hermione's Boggart. She went by the penname of Clover Bay, she was a talented writer but the partnership drifted apart after I took a hiatus due to health issues.

Also I'm willing to beta for people, I wont be harsh (That's a lie.. I will be harsh and blunt buuut you have fair warning now) and i'll try to help with grammar and spelling... spelling I can do but punctuation is NOT my forte people.. find someone else..

I'd also love to have some fics recommended to me if it's possible:D I love reading new stories. I'd also like to meet new people and make some online friends that i can discuss reading and writing fics with.

I wanna throw in a thank you to all the wonderful anon reviewers that I have out there, I will always accept anon reviews and I will never turn them off if I can help it. Though I have one request of you all, make an account so I can respond to the reviews! So many of you say wonderful things and I want to thank you!

QUOTES

Autumn Skyie- She sounds like my grandma. She looks so sweet and innocent, then WHAM! she just totally owned you at cards.

Me- Remember things happen for a reason and though you may take a different path you can only hope theirs stays in sight.

DEVIANT ART ID LINK

http://embirsiphonelilathia.deviantart.com/art/Hermione-In-Wonderland-133978346

http://us.dumbspot.com/patronus-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CJrU_sfX_JsCFRINDQodeRqb-A link to quiz.. dunno if it works but it's really tedious to get the results but I think it's worth it :D

My Patronus is a Fox

Your patronus takes the form of a Fox. Clever, discreet and sneaky when necessary, a fox uses his cunning and wit to his advantage. Like a fox, you are very intelligent and are particularly street smart. You tend to keep your guard up, but you do let your guard down when you are around those you trust. You tend to have trouble conjuring a patronus during a battle, because you instinctively gravitate to more direct methods like a disarming spell or blasting curse to harm your foe.

My stories:

Promise: A one shot that wouldn't leave my brain so i wrote it down and posted it. No beta. UPDATE: Draco isn't actually a vampire.. I thought it over and I'm taking the this onto a whole new twist so I can explore a race that I came up with for a original novel idea that I have.. which I'll be writing up as soon as I can and posting on fictionpress.net:D

Hermione's Boggart: A tale of the third year girl who just wants to be seen for who she truly is on the inside and not what everyone perceives her as. Up to Chapter 22 and still going strong. I'm so pleased with the response this story has but I'm starting to lose my muse for it. It's been dragged on for months now and I'm thinking I'll bring it to an end soon. But I'm planning on asking people to suggest scenes that they want me to write that they never got to see. I'm more than happy to oblige them that need.

Ruined Plans- Dedicated to Darkness-Lightness for being the 100th reviewer on Hermione's Boggart I counted back from 104 but if one of you would like to debate this let me know. Bill had a plan and Hermione decided to change it up. First time writing that pairing I hope you enjoy it:D

Scars and all- My take on Real!Hermione vs Model!Hermione. Dedicated to Autumn_Skyie, a good friend that I met on here. This was also backhandedly dedicated to those people who change Hermione until she's unrecognizable so she can marry a pureblood. But as a huge fan of Hermione I think that she's perfect as a normal human being. She doesn't have to be stick thin, straight haired and dolled up to be beautiful. I love her just the way she is:D Draco/hermione

Marshmallow Kisses- Hermione couldn’t peel her eyes away from the sight in front of her. Charlie Weasley was shirtless. Granted it wasn’t an uncommon thing for the Weasley men to be shirtless, but this, this was a sight to behold. A thank you gift for my Beta Clover Bay. Who is amazing by the way:D She's helped me out quite a bit and I'm thankful for her help on my fanfics. The current ones and the ones still in development. She always has great Ideas:D I'm actually working on a sequel to this from Charlies POV it's harder than you think

Unspeakable: A story I wrote while bored in a car driving four hours to visit one of my brothers up north. It's adrian/Hermione and will actually be a series of one-shots:D Currently a series that I'll be writing sporadically when the mood hits..

Always the wrong one: Story I wrote cause really I was bored and having a hard time writing Hermione Boggart. Anyway it's about how a simple childhood joke can lead to annoyance and drama.

Can you guess: A christmas present for a dear friend. Neville just wants her to stop crying but can he actually help her stop? It's not my best piece of work and I've never even attempted to write anything having to do with Neville but yeah... Enjoy it and Review.

Back again: A crossover fic that just wouldn't go away. It's not as popular as any of my other stories but that doesn't deter me from writing it. I really love the story and where I plan I taking it. The pairing is almost decided but I'm wondering if it might be weird. I'll have to take the time to explain it out I think but I'm really going back and forth between two people. Ah well It's about Hermione's life in Japan after the war. I don't really care how believable it is because I have a few enthusiastic readers for it and that's all that matters. The updates on this will be sporadic as I've never written anything in the action genre before so it's tough, that and it's difficult to write a romantic pairing in it.. and I always throw in Romance (I have the WORSE case of writers block for this one.. . It's driving me mad I tell you!)

Coming soon to a computer near you!--

Promise me forever- Draco/Hermione one shot that's a spin off of the one-shot Promise. Takes place as a prequel: I am currently working on the first few chapters as the prologue isn't anything you really haven't read from Promise. But I will be putting it up as soon as I can and I'm sorry If My author note got people all excited.

Teach me Fred- A multi chapter fic about Fred teaching Hermione to fly. A few unexpected plot twists to come. This one's still in it's Outlining phase but it's there. Fred/Hermione pairing

Natures way to twilight- Crossover!! Hermione Granger finds out she's special. After the Final Battle she has to leave. They move to forks and she meets the Cullens. Jasper/Hermione(they work for me don't like it don't read it) (Will be moved to a different account where I plan to house my twilight/HP cross's because there are a lot of them summarized in my plot bunny DOC.. So I'm creating an account specifically for them... )

Perfect Melody-This one will be a long time coming though the first chap is written. I need a Beta for the songs i wrote for this. I didn't want to use main stream ones so i wrote my own. Hermione returns to hogwarts for an 8th year. Blaise and Draco show up too. House rivalries and fighting. A band is formed and things go from there. All original songs unless specified by me in an authors note. This one probably wont be here for awhile. However if your interested in using one of my songs feel free to ask and tell me what type you need and I can see what I can do.

Plot bunnies you can have-

1. Arthur stumbles on young Hermione doing accidental magic and talks to the Grangers about introducing her to magic sooner than she should be he works with the ministry to get permission and introduces her to the family...-- I really liked this idea and I was going to make a golden trio from the twins and Hermione but I can never actually write it out so this is usable by anyone who wants it! just let me know because I'd love to see where you take this one.

And now for those annoying blurbs:

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, put this in your pro.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this into your signature.(it was a pole actually and the guy i had a crush on saw it. Ah the angsty days of high school, how i miss thee.)

If you've ever had an amazing story idea and then found one similar on a fanfic site, copy this into your profile(i made this one because i always feel a bit silly after i thin kof something great then find a story along the same lines:( makes me sad)

I hate stereotyping.Mine are bolded:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.
My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.(He'd Avada you so fast but it'd so be worth it... I love me some sevvy:D)

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