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since: 02-20-06, id: 994449, Profile Updated: 01-13-10
country: USA
Author has written 19 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, and Death Note.

Name: Emerald

Age: 316

Location: New York

Species: I would prefer it be kept a secret. We Shape-Shifters get all sorts of racism. ...Crap. Well anyway, now that I've gone and tripped over my own eagle wing, a Shape-Shifter can change at any time from their birth species to any species, race, or animal. This includes mythological creatures. I can still retain some shred of mystery, though, by withholding the details of my birth species.

Gender: Female

Height: around 5’ 4

Hair color: bright blue, knee-length

Eye color: gray-blue (all of the above refer to my preferred human form)

Favorite Colors: indigo, light purple, ice blue, turquoise, midnight blue

Favorite series (favorite characters): Naruto (Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Kisame, Minato, Jiraiya), Bleach (Rukia, Uryu, Momo, Yoruichi, Soifon, Urahara, Renji, Yachiru, Neliel, Stark, Grimmjow), Fullmetal Alchemist (Roy, Riza, Envy, Ed), Sailor Moon (Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Naru), Yu-Gi-Oh (Atem, Jonouchi, Anzu, Kaiba, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik, Mana), Claymore (Helen, Deneve, Dietrich, Miria, Isley), Harry Potter (Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Lupin, Sirius, Tonks), The Inheritance Cycle (Murtagh, Angela), The Lord of the Rings (Sam, Merry, Aragorn, Eowyn, Gandalf the White), The Hobbit (Thorin, Gandalf the Grey), anything by Tamora Pierce, Star Wars (Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Han, Leia), Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack, Will, Norrington, Davy Jones), Ocean's Eleven.

Favorite Quotes:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -bumper sticker (all the good quotes always seem to come from those...)

“‘Well, your moms are just upset, they're probably all on their periods or something.’
‘Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.’
‘Well, I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.’” –The South Park Movie

“When life gives you lemons, look at them briefly and go back to your ice cream.” –Michelle.

“Every other elf and I could use magic to satisfy our desires—and some do—but then what meaning is there in life? How would you fill your time?” –Rhunön, Eldest

“So this is how liberty dies . . . with thunderous applause,” –Padme, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

“Carpe carpem! Sieze the carp!” –Katrina, Empress of the World by Sara Ryan

“Who's more foolish- the fool, or the fool who follows him?” –Obi-Wan/Ben, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

“Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” –Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Me: (flipping through Latin textbook and finding a page of graffiti found in Pompeii)“Hey James, look at page 153. Read the fourth one.”
James: “Okay...miximus in lecto--”
Latin teacher: “Miximus in lecto? You, James?”
James: “What?”
Me: “You idiot, didn't you bother to find out what it meant before blasting it out to the class?”
James: “No. What does it mean?”
Me, Michelle, and Latin teacher in unison: “I wet the bed.”–Just another example of crazy Latin class

"He sees you when you're sleeping. . . he knows if you'e awake. . . he knows if you've been bad or good because SANTA'S A STALKER." –Me

"'Oh my God, you're afraid of balloon rides, aren't you?'
'It's floating wicker propelled by fire!'" -Scrubs season four episode 17

"If all the world is a stage, I want a speaking role." -Evan

"I guess I'll just have to embrace my love for My Little Pony..." -James

"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." -The Call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft

Status of my fics:

Always Been There: oneshot, complete

And I Will Assume That Mantle: oneshot, complete

Bar Stories: What the Hell Just Happened?: Discontinued.

Bothering Alagaesia: chapter 42 up.

Brutality: oneshot, complete (Companionfic with Futility)

Dancing Through Her Thoughts: oneshot, complete

Futility: oneshot, complete (Companionfic with Brutality)

Gone: oneshot, complete

Ice Witch: chapter 13 up.

Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc: complete

Silver Blade I: Three Lives Connect: complete

Silver Blade II: Across A Tear-Streaked Sky: complete

Silver Blade III: The End of an Era: chapter 9 up.

Slowly the Snow Falls: oneshot, complete

The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary-Sue: Discontinued.

The Rider of Amestris: chapter 11 up.

30 Ways to Misuse Zar’roc: oneshot, complete

What Went Wrong: oneshot, complete

Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction: chapter 10 up.

A note on my writing: Back when I first started writing, my grammatical skills weren't exactly up to snuff. This means that earlier chapters of long-running stories may be full of mistakes. These days, I'm pretty pissed at myself if I see even one of my commas out of place. However, I have a strict policy against changing chapters unless for formatting reasons, such as italics and paragraph spacing and the like. So please, if you see me chewing out your favorite author for their grammar, don't read the first chapter of Bothering Alagaesia and come back at me with "well your grammar isn't so hot either!" It wasn't then, but it is now, and that is the way it will stay. Am I stupidly sentimental? Will is deter new readers? Maybe. Do I really seem like the kind of person who writes for a review count?

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1. Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction » reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 12-28-07
2. Bothering Alagaesia » reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,432 - Reviews: 757 - Updated: 3-27-10 - Published: 3-11-06
3. Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc » reviews
Three dragon hatchlings cause three girls to be captured by Galbatorix, who will stop at nothing to force them to serve him... complete
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 1-13-10 - Published: 8-19-06 - Complete
4. Ice Witch » reviews
Miranda grew up in secret from the world. Finally escaping, she struggles to overcome the legacy left by her father, Galbatorix, as she travels Alagaesia, makes friends and enemies, and is caught up in a fierce and deadly war.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 9-29-06
5. Dancing Through Her Mind reviews
Misa was young, in love, on top of the world, and nobody on earth could stop her Light. So she danced. -Oneshot-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Misa A. - Complete
6. Silver Blade III: The End of an Era » reviews
Ah, finally we've reached the end...Lila Skywalker is back in the final part of the Silver Blade Trilogy. With a new romantic interest, the burden of the Force, and two siblings, can she focus on what really matters: the Rebellion?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 6-20-07
7. The Rider of Amestris » reviews
When the Homunculi interrupt a transmutation, everybody is sent to Alagaesia...Ed finds a dragon egg, Roy and Al are with the Varden, Winry, Riza and Envy stay with the elves, and the Homunculi are working with Galbatorix. EragonFMA crssover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 12-10-06
8. And I Will Assume That Mantle reviews
They don't see it, the fools. They don't see why their unchanging traditions and egotistic mannerisms are wrong. They don't see why I am right, all they can do is hurl blind accusations. Well, I never expected them to understand anyway. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-09 - Aizen S. - Complete
9. Bar Stories: What The Hell Just Happened? » reviews
That better not be beer, or all hell breaks loose..Let the battle of the shapeshifters and others begin! O.O.C, A.D.D, A.D.H.D, O.C.D, and many many more! discontinued.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,813 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-4-06
10. Brutality reviews
Ever since the golden light had raised him into the sky and out of her life, Matsumoto had known that this fight would happen one day. And if she had to choose between Soul Society and the man she might love, she picked Soul Society. "Growl, Haineko!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-08 - G. Ichimaru & Matsumoto R. - Complete
11. Futility reviews
All around him, the battle continued. Nobody noticed the sudden lack of his zanpakuto. Nobody saw him fall. He would die, alone and ignored. She reached out with a shaking hand and closed her captain's eyes. Character Death
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-08 - T. Hitsugaya & Matsumoto R. - Complete
12. The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary Sue » reviews
We've all encountered her. We all have many futile attempts of avoidence to our name. We must learn how to defend ourselves. We must fight! discontinued
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 11-6-06
13. Slowly the Snow Falls reviews
It wasn't raining. It was snowing, adding to the cold numbness she felt after finding him dead on the floor. Why did he do it? How could he leave them alone like that? But he was gone now, eaten up by his pain. Rain would have been more appropriate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete
14. Always Been There reviews
Shikamaru's always been there for his friends, even if they don't realize it. Oneshot drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-08 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
15. Gone reviews
Songfic about Padme's death to the sone Gone by Kelly Clarkson, written two years ago, and has been rotting on my hard drive ever since.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete
16. Silver Blade II: Across A TearStreaked Sky » reviews
Lila follows Luke to Dagobah, but the Imperial Stardestroyer waiting for her makes sure she doesn't get there...Can Lila survive an encounter with Darth Vader? Sequel to Three Lives Connect.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-12-07 - Published: 9-8-06 - Complete
17. Silver Blade I: Three Lives Connect » reviews
What if Padme had three children instead of just Luke and Leia? This is the story of Lila, the third child.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 5-18-06 - Complete
18. What Went Wrong? reviews
What was Saphira thinking when Eragon was turned down by Arya? Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-7-06 - Complete
19. 30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 5-26-06 - Complete
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