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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, Artemis Fowl, Discworld, and Team Fortress 2. Oh my Alan Moore. Guess what, guys! I'm back doing fanfics! X3 Yaaay! There's a writing meme on DA that means if you request a Update: the first of the meme fics is now up! It's called Meet the Pyro and... I'd put a link, but I can't be bothered... X It's for TF2, ME Name: Eruthiel (it's Elvish. Look it up, if you care that much. Elvish names are here.) Languages: English, some French, some Latin. :) Hobbies: writing, reading, drawing, surfing ye olde internette. Loves: Ravenclaw, chocolate, fanfic, David Tennant and TIFFIN! Best books: Harry Potter, Discworld series, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart series, LOTR, Hitchhiker's guide (etc.), Noughts and Crosses series, Mortal Engines series, His Dark Materials, etc. etc. Whole heap of other stuff I can't remember just now. Best films: Pirates of the Carribean, Simpsons Movie (best film ever), few other things. I also like anime, but not Spirited Away (it sacred me. Go on, laugh). Princess Mononoke was good, Howl's Moving Castle, Porco Rosso, many others witch I do not remember the names of, Spirit of the Heart was nice but I spent the entire time waiting for something supernatural to happen. Best programmes: Simpsons, Doctor Who, (it's...) MP's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Black Books, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder. Did I Best characters: Harry Potter Artemis Fowl Discworld The Simpsons Red Dwarf Doctor Who 'Ships: Remus/Tonks Polly/Mal Moist/Spike Vimes/Sybill William/Sacharissa If you feel the world is against you, copy this onto your profile as someone out there cares about you. ( ) ( ) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. You know you are obsessed when . . . You know the names of all your friends in Elvish You keep yelling for the house elf to do the washing up You say 'how many galleons?' in a shop You start hyperventillating when somebody says 'oh yeah, Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl, who wrote that? You try to stay overnight at school You find yourself unnable to speak at normal human speed, eg: "SoanywaymacraaresoooodumbImeanwhoeverthoughtofthemshouldbelikegivenanawardyeahforthicknessandcomeonthemangelthingswelltheyweregreatweren'ttheybuttheysooooshouldhavehadsmallerteethyouknowandIlikedthecarionitesandtheHPreferencesinthatepisodeHELPHELPICAN'TBREATHE" Your excuse for exploitation is 'Artemis does it!' Everything anybody says reminds you of a quote which you just have to say aloud You refer to the population in general as 'Muggles' You call your nerd junk 'my precious' You look around for your wand/nutrino/staff when somebody doesn't know how many HP/Artemis Fowl/LOTR books there are You try to jinx people with your biro/paintbrush/chopstick Last updated: 14.6.09 | |||||||||||
1. Meet the Pyro reviewsFor the '15 fics' meme. A possible script for a 'Meet the Pyro' video, written for Smasher006. I'd really appreciate some feedback if you have the time!Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete2. Gifts » reviewsTwelve verses, twelve days, twelve gifts and twelve miniature chapters of uninterupted fluffy goodness. On hiatus. Sorry!Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-4-083. Let's Go Shopping reviewsOneshot. Trade with Roruna. Talk of dresses and Young Sam's education leaves Vimes drained of the will to live.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-084. Succession » reviewsSome years in the future... Vetinari is dead, but he's not letting it stop him. OC Ignita's father is Patrician, people keep dying, and a spirit wants to make her ruler. Oh, and her fiance is an assassin, too. On hiatus! Oh no!Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 1-20-085. Love By Numbers reviewsOneshot. Drumknott comes to work and find a half-conscious Moist von Lipwig outside the Patrician's study. They end up discussing the new girl at the palace.Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-29-08 - Complete6. Chilhood Innocence reviewsRandom oneshot. Two junior members of the Ankh-Morpork aristocracy have their friendship abruptly interupted by an unexpected change of plan.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete7. When Duty Calls reviewsPol/Mal oneshot. Perhaps Ankh-Morpork will call in the favour it is owed by Borogravia some day...Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete8. Unhappy Birthday reviewsOneshot for Maggoty Anne. It's Sam Vimes' f-something birthday, and everyone seems determined to remind him of it. Will he last the day? And just how old IS the Commander? It doesn't actually say how old he is, I just said that for effect. XPDiscworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete9. High Society reviewsOneshot. Poor Moist... he's found himself invited to a dinner party. Poor Vimes... it's his dinner party. But maybe they have something in common after all? Surrounded by the Morporkian upper-class, they are about to find out for themselves.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete10. From The 'Suicides etc' Folder reviewsA brief selection of the more unusual entries in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch folder, 'Suicides and Other Unpleasant Things'. Apparently stolen from the lockers of Nightwatch HQ, though they deny any knowledge of the list.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-08 - Complete11. 123 Ways To Annoy The Hogwarts Staff reviewsWhat it says on the tin. ATTEMPT AT YOUR PERIL. The author will accept no responsability for injury to the reader as a direct result of this fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete12. I didn't do it for once reviewsWA Sep challenge entry. Artemis has been yoinked back to Ireland from Spain by Juliet, saying it whatever 'it' is is urgent. You guessed it, the LEP are back. Before that, our brave hero will have to face the perils of travel sickness and little girls.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-07 - Complete13. Fashion sense reviewsOne-shot - no more inspiration hit. Lister's new T-shirt totally suits him, don't you think?Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-07 - Complete14. Facts of Life » reviewsThe Marauders learn some very important lessons.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 5-14-0715. Teenage Tonk's Toddler Twins Terror » reviewsFred and George are kids, Ron's a baby, Molly's going out and, well, a title like that says it all.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-24-07 - N. Tonks & George W.16. Neville Longbottom: the boy who narrowly escaped » reviewsSet in a parrallel dimension. Pretty short. The REAL reason Voldemort chose Harry, the uses of a mushroomshaped scar and why daydream powder is the invention of the century.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-27-07 - Neville L. & Voldemort - Complete
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