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Marauder poll closed. Remus was the clear winner. =3 Now I'm curious ... which Discish girl do you think
prods buttock?? Lol
The Review Situation
Alright, peeps, I'd like to take a moment or two to talk about REVIEWS. Do you like to get reviews? Yes? No? You couldn't care less? You don't have an account? You don't write? Well whatever your answer, you can still leave reviews (on most stories, anyway). Now let's take a look at my story stats. (I'm sure most people have a similar situation, am I right?) clicks link to stats Tonk's story. One of my oldest. Hits: 1216. Reviews: TEN. Now, some wonderful wonderful kind intelligent people reviewed that. Four of them were Merilwen. Two of them were Trickster Girl. I love you all, readers, but it is rather worrying that of up to and including 1216 of you, only six actually reviewed. It takes roughly between ten and sixty seconds, and that's if you take your time. Being the wonderful smart people you all are, surely you must know this. Therefore the only logical explanation is that you don't want to waste that ten to sixty seconds giving me valued and exciting (yes, you know that every review I get excites me like hell) feedback. So I have taken a moment (around ten to sixty seconds, as it happens) working out a simple solution for the poor souls among you who don't want to spend time writing a review. I've even included easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions.
Step one: read a story. Any story. I know some amazing ones with a pitiful number of reviews.
Step two: Copy and paste one of the following messages into the review box:
THAT WAS GOOD
THAT WAS BAD
Step three: leave your review and feel comforted by the knowlage that your simple feedback has made a writer's day.
If you do review, and I mean regularly, using more than three words, then GOOD FOR YOU, you excellent, kind, smashing person.
Story news
Heheh. Don't worry, the girls' point of view on High Society will be out soon...
A warning. Monopoly is BAD. The Final Battle is POINTLESS. The Boy Who Narrowly Escaped is NOT VERY GOOD. Gryffindor
Girl is STUPID. Now you are aware of my worst fics, go forth and read the other ones. ('Specially the Discish ones.)
Another random Discworld one-shot has recently been posted... read it if you´re bored and lazy. :) I have a few more on the line, too.
Succession: Wahoo. Chapter four. So far we have two reviews, or 18 in total. :) I'm catching up, Serethiel!!
ME
Name: Eruthiel (it's Elvish. Look it up, if you care that much. Elvish names are here.)
Gender: You're kidding, right?? SEE ABOVE, PEOPLE! Read from the top and if you're still not sure go boil your head.
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW?? OK . . . what do these people have in common? Hermione, Holly, Vinyaya, Luna, Juliet, Ginny, Cho, Arwen, Ginger, Lily, Elizabeth, (no, don't) Martha, Petunia, Elenor, Calypso, Rose, Hufflepuff, Poppy, Meggie and Lavender? Apart from being fictional?
Languages: English (duh) some Elvish and quite a lot of French. And I can say 'yes' and 'tree' in Russian. Othergi spothergeak pothergig lothergat tothergin, but so can anyone. It's only substitution after all. Some Latin. How cool is that? Salve!!
Alien robots under my command: the Datatrak! Named after a van me and Snowy saw when creating them. They're small and look like chunks of scrap metal and go 'meep!' Supposedly helping Daleks achieve supremacy. Secretly working for the Leage Of Russian Tree Spirit Worshipers, ie me and Mareilwhen.
Hobbies: writing, reading, surfing ye olde internette, sickening friends' minds etc.
Thing which I have promised to put on here: Sighs. I don't know what else to call this. All of the following were really said.
For your entertainment and delight, ladies, gentelmen and illegal twelve-year-olds, I present to you . . .
THE LIST OF UNNECISSARY ADDITIONS!!
A dead corpse in solitary isolation (happy now?) that is mentally scarred in the head self-glorifying itself while its mobile keeps turning itself on by itself!
Courtesy of Serethiel, Bethan, Marilwhen (or however the heck you spell it) and a bimbo in our form. Really, they were all said, along with 'BFFL 'till we die!' (another bimbo) and 'female vampiress' (Sereth). Let's all mock them. HAW HAW!
Loves: Ravenclaw, chocolate, fanfic, David Tennant and TIFFIN!!
Hates: Sues, slash (ummm . . .), Eragon, stupid people
Best books: Harry Potter, Discworld series, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart series, LOTR, Hitchhiker's guide (etc.), Noughts and Crosses series, Mortal Engines series, His Dark Materials, etc. etc. Whole heap of other stuff I can't remember just now.
Best films: Pirates of the Carribean, Simpsons Movie (best film ever), few other things. I also like anime, but not Spirited Away (it sacred me. Go on, laugh). Princess Mononoke was good, Howl's Moving Castle, Porco Rosso, many others witch I do not remember the names of, Spirit of the Heart was nice but I spent the entire time waiting for something supernatural to happen.
Best programmes: Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Blackadder.
House I apparently would be in according to virtual sorting hat: Ravenclaw/Slytherin
Best characters:
Harry Potter
Ginny, Hermione, Fred + George, Lupin, Tonks, BCJ, Bellatrix Lestrange (who I like to dress up as, loony me), Sirius (who is irritating at times but what the hell), and, you're going to think I'm mad, Snape. Don't get me wrong, he's a horrible person, but a wonderfull character.
Artemis Fowl
Artemis (woo you rock), Holly (you rock also), Butler, Trouble, Root (sob, I wore black for a week), NOT MINERVA. She is wet and does not deserve Artemis. Don't do it, Arty! You can just be friends! There is no jealousy involved in this whatsoever. Honest. I also love - no, admire - Opal and Foaly. They are so cool!! I know this is SO unrealistic but they would be SO nice together, you know? I mean, they could rule the world together! OK, so she tried and almost succeeded, but they could like, double-check each other's plots. Like a kind of beta. And she could lose that creep Cudgeon (I mean, how could she be so thick? He was just like, so obvously lying) and they would be RULERS OF THE WORLD (mwahaha etc.) if only Foaly could lose his morals and Opal could make do with being joint best.
Discworld
Vimes (alright, alright -happy now?), Librarian (ook - what more can I say?), Death, Moist (I've found a new role model in Mr Lipwig - I MEAN WHAT A FANTASTIC NAME!!), Vetinari (woo), Rincewind. Oh, and CMOT for some weird reason.
Simpsons
Lisa, Moleman, Bart, Maggie, Kang + Kodos, Herman, Duffman and Ralph (it's so sweet when he says stupid things like: "So, do you like . . . stuff?")
Red Dwarf
Lister, Kryten, Rimmer, Kochanski, Holly, Leigon, the Dog in that parrallel universe. CAT DRIVES ME MAD.
MR FLIBBLE!! Little Sister has a puppet of him that I take everywhere with me, even lessons. HE IS THE BEST!!
Doctor Who
The Doctor (duh) Martha, Face of Boe, Sisters of plentitude, K9, Sarah-Jane, Sec, Carionites, Daleks, Cybermen (the earlier versions were far more creepy) and the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxamodenfoe. HAH! I can pronounce it too. The Macra were boring. I think I was expecting something more . . . slimy.
Pirates of the Carribean
Jack (oh my god he is fantastic Jonny Depp's best ever role all my classmates love him exept me obvously) Elizabeth and Davey Jones. I HATE THE KRAKEN I CAN'T EVEN GO IN THE DEEP END OF THE SWIMMING POOL ANYMORE WITHOUT CLINGING TO THE EDGE.
Characters that MUST DIE HORRIBLY:
DOLOHOV (killkillkill) who is, in case you've forgotten, the one who killed Lupin (WAAAAAAAAA) and probably Tonks too. Also Fletcher, but I may not have to rip him slowly limb from limb as I most deffinately WILL with The Hated Dolohov (killkillkill).
Best ships:
Lupin/Tonks
Polly/Mal
Moist/Spike
Vimes/Sybill
William/Sacharissa
Worst ships:
Sirius/Remus
Harry/Hermine (oh, come on. Can you honestly imagine that? They're just friends.)
Draco/Hemione
Hermione/Snape
Holly/Artemis
Artemis/anyone, including Minerva and ESPECIALLY Holly.
I don't mind well-written slash so long as it's believable and not too graphic.
Copy-onto-your-profile-stuff
If you feel the world is against you, copy this onto your profile as someone out there cares about you.
5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.
If you are not in Sirius denial, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
Werewolves rule. If you agree that werewolves are totally cool and are equal (or would be if they existed) to everyone else, copy this and help spread the word.
If you have ever posted the same thing on your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile three times.
If you have ever posted the same thing on your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile three times.
If you have ever posted the same thing on your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile three times.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have never pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile. (My note: I am a half-way pantheist . . . what's that word when you're not sure, but you try hard to believe? That's me.)
Have corrected some typing errors. Funny how you notice everyone else's and not your own.You know you live in 2006 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I did not copy the funny bit about denial not just being a river in Egypt, because I AM NOT IN SIRIUS DENIAL!! HE IS GONE! FACE IT, PEOPLE!! SERETHIEL! MANY OTHER NAMES I COULD MENTION! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~
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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(")and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (HP, Artemis Fowl, David Tennant, Wednesdays, etc.)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been asked your name and said, "Which one?" copy this in o your profile.
If you have ever been asked for the date and looked at your watch (which DOESN'T show the date) copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. (Note: I'm not actally an American teen, and I'm proud of that. I'm an English . . . uh . . . TEEN. Right, Sereth? Huh? Huh? However, I reserve the right to copy this, worship the Simpsons and ride free on the Big Dipper.)
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, MavisClone101, PerfectionIsInTheEyes, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, plungers-rock-my-socks, Eruthiel.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Didn't you all know, I despise fanfic and am only on this site to achive world domination. Once again this is SARCASM! Although actually Snowy uses it a lot . . . and she DOES despise fanfic . . .)
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade princess 815, plungers-rock-my-socks, Eruthiel.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
(If you hate mosquitos giving you tarantula bites, copy this . . .)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Eh, I do that all the time)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
You know you are obsessed when . . .
You know the names of all your friends in Elvish
You keep yelling for the house elf to do the washing up
You say 'how many galleons?' in a shop
You start hyperventillating when somebody says 'oh yeah, Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings/Artemis Fowl, who wrote that?
You try to stay overnight at school
You find yourself unnable to speak at normal human speed, eg: "SoanywaymacraaresoooodumbImeanwhoeverthoughtofthemshouldbelikegivenanawardyeahforthicknessandcomeonthemangelthingswelltheyweregreatweren'ttheybuttheysooooshouldhavehadsmallerteethyouknowandIlikedthecarionitesandtheHPreferencesinthatepisodeHELPHELPICAN'TBREATHE"
Your excuse for exploitation is 'Artemis does it!'
You deem people who think RAB is a new crazeband unworthy to breathe our clean air (or, if there is a fire extinguisher to hand, you make them unnable to breathe it)
You read the new HP by 2.00 am the next morning
You cancel the family holiday to France/New Zealand/where-ever because it means you will be away when the new HP is released (I know no fewer than eight people who have done this)
You can name every episode of Doctor Who and their authors, in order of broadcasting AND cronological order. No kidding, I know two people who can do this. I used to be able to do a few series, before you people came along and stole all my precious worshipping time!! Just kidding, folks. Thanks a bunch.
Everything anybody says reminds you of a quote which you just have to say aloud
People threaten to clobber you unconsious if you don't shut up about your effing book
You refer to the population in general as 'Muggles'
You call your nerd junk 'my precious'
You look around for your wand/nutrino/staff when somebody doesn't know how many HP/Artemis Fowl/LOTR books there are
You try to jinx people with your biro/paintbrush/chopstick
Copy this if you've ever done any of these!! I know I (and many of my friends) have!
Last updated: 6.8.07