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since: 06-27-04, id: 619967, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
country: Singapore
Author has written 25 stories for Shaman King, Naruto, Kyou Kara Maou, Code Geass, and Bleach.

Name: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Age
: 17

Country
: Singapore (That's exactly why my Engrish is horrendous.)

Current favorite couples: ByaRen, GrimmIchi (Bleach)

All-time yaoi couples:

Naruto

SasuNaru (first obsession and still going)

Bleach

ByaRen
GrimmIchi
HisagiRen

Full Metal Alchemist

RoyEd

Kyou Kara Maou

MuraYuu
ShinouDaikenja
ShinouMurata
ConYuu

xxxHOLiC

DONUTS! (AKA DoumekiWatanuki)

Code Geass

SuzaLulu
OrangeOrenji-kun (I'd like to see him try it with an orange. ...Or I'd rather see the orange try him!)

Junjou Romantica

UsagiMisaki
NowakiHiro

Tsubasa Chronicle

KuroFai

Kuroshitsuji

SebasCiel
ClaudeTrancy (? I dunno, Kuroshitsuji season 2?)

Hetalia

FrUk
USAUK
GermanyItaly
PrussiaEveryone (everycountry?)

Extras

My stories are not very much, to be truthful. The awesome ones are under my favorite stories list. Do drop by them and take a look!

LiveJournal: xploded-tb(dot)livejournal(dot)com, in which you can see that I have been updating regularly and can find out what I am doing.
YouTube: www(dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)user(slash)XplodedTB, which you will find lots of Japanese videos (quite a handful of お笑い owarai), memes from all over, Rock Musical Bleach and Whose Line.

CURRENT ON-GOING STORY

Story title: His Personal Attendant

Rating
: It's nothing explicit so don't worry if you want to read this. It's mostly full of fluff and love. XD And swearing. =P

Summary
: King Sasuke is currently looking for an attendant who can attend to his needs. Actually, it's more of Kakashi's idea of asking him to take in an attendant. Sasuke agrees and...look who he found! A cute blond boy named Naruto. Naruto becomes his attendant and is good at serving people. He gets annoyed by Sasuke's attitude though. Will things turn out to be good or bad? Read to find out!

Status: As of now (or some time ago), it will be on hiatus because I kinda lost it and I need to concentrate on ByaRen right now.

Title: The Red Player

Rating: Nothing explicit, probably passionate moments.

Summary: ByaRen, completely AU. Abarai Renji, The Red Player, is renowned in Seireitei for the being the best koto and shamisen player. He then catches the attention of Kuchiki Byakuya, the head of the Kuchiki International Corporations. How will this end? Will everything turn out to be a disaster or will you stop reading my story even before it's completed?

Status: I feel the BYAREN FANGIRL WITHIN ME REJOICING FOR THIS STORY ITSELF. Therefore, I am continuing this story, and hoping it succeeds. I also hope those who read it stick with me till the end.

Signed!
~ETB
8th of February, 2010. (New year is very stressful, especially final year of college. Feel like stabbing myself for the next few months, as more is to come.)

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1. The Red Player » reviews
ByaRen, completely AU. Abarai Renji, The Red Player, is renowned in Seireitei for the being the best koto and shamisen player. He then catches the attention of Kuchiki Byakuya, the head of the Kuchiki International Corporations. How will this end?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,854 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 12-27-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A.
2. Comparing Sizes reviews
Suggestive ByaRen. Ichigo was only passing by the 6th Squad Headquarters because he needed to find Renji. He never expected to hear what he heard...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete
3. It's All About You reviews
ByaRen. It was really frustrating and uncharacteristic for Kuchiki Byakuya to be thinking about a certain someone during breakfast, work, lunch, more work, taking a walk and even during Captain meetings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete
4. The Past Becomes Present reviews
ByaRen, lol-crack! That raven hair tied up, and a slight frown present clearly showed it was Byakuya. What was different was the body size…
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-5-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete
5. God of Fire and God of Wind reviews
SasuNaru, AU. ‘The God of Wind always compliments the God of Fire’, was the humans’ saying. Is it really true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-14-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
6. What Happened Last Night? reviews
ByaRen, lol-tastic one-shot. “And do you know, Renji, that you confessed to me your deepest, darkest secrets?”
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-11-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete
7. To Protect, Again » reviews
ByaRen, 2nd chap is sequel. 'Usually the look was along the lines of a cold, hard look. Now, it was just empty and devoid of any sort of feeling, like a bottomless pit, where you can never see anything in there.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete
8. This Could Be the Last reviews
That haunting phrase that wouldn't disappear... .:SuzaLulu, very slight humor, one-shot:.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-08 - Suzaku K. & Lelouch L. - Complete
9. Million Dolls of Doom reviews
ShinDai, ShinMura. Shinou's mischievousness leads to devasting consequences, and an unhappy future.
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-08 - Shinou & Murata K. - Complete
10. 28 Days Later reviews
ShinouMurata, 4000 year old perv plus adorable Murata equals SMUT! BoyxBoy, manpr0n! Don't like, don't read.
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-08 - Shinou & Murata K. - Complete
11. Zutto reviews
ShinDai, Shinou goes out of control, Daikenja is there to save the day. Slight humor.
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-08 - Shinou - Complete
12. Bathroom Activities reviews
ShinouMurata, UST finally turns into RST! SMUT!
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-14-08 - Shinou & Murata K. - Complete
13. His Personal Attendant » reviews
King Uchiha Sasuke is currently searching for a personal attendant. And Naruto just happens to be chosen. SasuNaru, shounen ai, bad language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,765 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 12-7-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
14. Sasuke Learns reviews
.:SasuNaru:. In life, everyone learns something from everybody. In this case, Sasuke learns something from Naruto. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
15. Toxic reviews
.:SasuNaru:. Extract from fic: Sasuke kissed his way up to Naruto’s mouth and asked, “My place tonight?” ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
16. Free Time reviews
Ever wondered what Sasuke and Naruto do during their free time...? .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
17. Just Like the Rain reviews
He hasn't cried in five years, and now, he finally did. .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
18. If Only For a Little While, Let Me Have You reviews
[SasuNaru, bittersweet] Sasuke has returned to Konoha, and after a week, he proposed to Naruto. The blond agreed but why was he not as happy as the rest were for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
19. Unsent Letters reviews
Naruto misses Sasuke and he always writes letters to him. However, he never sent a single one of them out…[Oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-19-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
20. Insanity reviews
[Onesided SasuNaru] Sasuke expresses his insanity here. Read with caution, as there is a pretty smitten and touchyfeely Sasuke. [BoyXBoy love! Don't like, don't read. You've been warned!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-6-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
21. If I want it, it's mine reviews
An Uchiha always gets what he wants. [Yaoi BoyXboy love! Don't like don't read! Rated T in case]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-18-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
22. Cold Warmth reviews
Sasuke was known to be really cold. But when snuggled up close, Naruto finds that the definition made by people was not entirely correct… Shounenai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-11-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
23. My Hunger, My Desire reviews
SasuNaru. Please note, rape is present in the story but no explicit content. Or rather, implied sex and rape. Sasuke's hunger, desire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-25-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
24. My Best Christmas Ever reviews
A Christmas night. A Christmas present. Sasuke never expected someone to give him a present, much less to expect it from Naruto. SasuNaru, shounenai. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot. Rating is M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-6-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
25. All for Love reviews
[COMPLETE] You were my guide. You were my torchlight when it was dark. When I fell, you reached out your warm hands to pull me back up. You were always there for me. RenPirika.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-27-05 - Ren T. & Pirika/Pirka U. - Complete
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