So. Me.

I'm frequently found either in my school library, on the volleyball court, or on the track.

I'm a "brilliant brunette with blonde moments" (haha, I LOOOVE that saying)

I like being a representative of "strong black woman" (YES, it says brunette at the top, confused people, it's because I have brown hair, not black. Actually.)

I am very nearly SWEET SIXTEEN!!

Books are my life, whether I'm writing them or reading them.

I like making voice over commentaries of Twilight with my friends and putting them on YouTube. =)

I'm really outspoken and I will tell you if you are overly annoying or something along those lines. But I know when to say things and when to shut up.

My friends are freaking AH-mazing, and, cliched though it may be, they are always there for me, without fail.

GENERAL REASON (ALSO KNOWN AS AN EXCUSE) FOR NOT UPDATING

Okay, guys. As much as I would LIKE to update every week, as much as I TRY to update every week, there is one general obstacle that gets in my way:

I. Have. A. LIFE outside of FF.net.

With sports, and honors classes, and all the different clubs...well, frankly, it's quite difficult to find time to write in the midst of all that. So I AM sorry when I don't have time. I KNOW that I have trouble with that. But when things have to give, and I have a deadline for a class...sadly (it really kills me) fanfiction has to give first. But TRUST ME, it gets done eventually!!

Current Stories

As Hate Dissolves - Lord. Truly, this story is so cliched. I'm sooo sorry. But, even though it's cliched, I think after chapter thirteen the writing improves (though it's probably not my best). So, please, just skip chapters one through twelve. I hate them. They suck.

Lose and We Are All Lost - Don't read this crap. Period. Hoo, boy, my early stories were BAD...

Where Did You Go? - My best one-shot, if I do say so myself. I really like this one, so yeah - give it a try. Sirius-centric.

10 Secrets of the MR Characters - I really need to update it, but I supremely love this story. Title is pretty much self explanatory. Review it!

The Perfect Song - Song-fic. Great song, unoriginal one shot. The writing isn't really bad, though.

Happy Birthday, Max - Cutesy one shot. Again, not bad. I've done better. (Don't you love how I criticize my own work?)

Maximum Ride: The Final Adventure - My best story to date. You know how I just said I loved Ten Secrets? This is my FAVORITE. However, I think I'm going to delete chapter one...it's horrible...

The Final Adventure 2: Ace in the Hole - Sequel to TFA, duh. It is freakin amazing. Read it.

And, to top off my profile, the top things I HATE about MR fanfiction. I'll contradict myself with TFA (I'm telling you, chapter one = trash), but anyway...

1) Quit with the three hotel room thing. Max won't do that, nor will she stay in a room with Fang. It's called being a leader? If the other four took the rooms IN THE FIRST PLACE, she would overrule them and put Iggy in a room with Fang. Or, better yet, get TWO ROOMS! One for boys, one for girls? Get it? Got it? Good.

2) USE YOUR GRAMMAR. I cannot STAND it wen ppl tlk lyke this b/c like, its so frkin annoyin and omg fang is HOTT, etc, etc. Stop it. You melt people's brains.

3) Fang talks sometimes. The end. He is not a chatterbox, but nor does he speak once a year. Okay? It's not hard to understand.

4) In your fanfiction, when Max and Fang get together, it will not be an out of the blue, 'Fang. I love you.' 'Max. I've been in love with you since we were born.' 'really? omg!' 'yes, really.' --make out session-- if you want it to be in character. Make. Me. Hurl. Don't do that. Please. The sane people of the world beg you.

5) Do NOT put yourself in the story and have Fang fall in love with you. He won't, nor will the flock accept you because you say you're some bird kid that Itex experimented on. Paranoia, people. Max has loads of it, and it prevents her from accepting you into the flock. I. Hate. Mary Sues. If you have them, I will either flame or ignore your story.

More will likely come. Trust me.

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~FantasyFan5~