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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto. “Never loose the child-like wonder. It’s just too important. It drives us.” –Randy Pausch I am availabe to Beta-read anyone's stories. You people are actually here? How the heck did that happen? Anywho, now that you're here, might as well enjoy yourself (yeah right). I'm an innocent writer who likes to express my ideas through here and DeviantArt-simply because the world ain't cool enough. I've been writing stories since September of 2007. I like a variety of music. I love anime. I play Piano, I sing, I play the handbells, and everyone says I'm musically talented (though some of my friends say I'm freakishly multi-talented). I'm not cool, and I'm not unpopular. I'm just in the middle. A normie. I'm an all-round nice person, but try your best not to tick me off, it will be the Death. Of. You. I type super slow...that's why it will take so long for more chapters to come out. School came sometimes be better than Summer. I don't get to see my friends a lot in the summer time. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Royal Blood Series: 1. Royal Blood: Sound Arc: There is no such thing as vampires. At least, that's what he was told. But what happens when Sasuke becomes one himself? SasuSaku, NaruHina 2. Bloodshed: Akatsuki Arc: Comming soon! 3. Tainted: Council Arc: Comming soon! Hey! You like my stories? How about my videos?! Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, you can either make lemon-aid, squirt the lemon juice into the eyes of you enemies, or my personal favorite, run around screaming, "I want more chocolate!" Which do you choose?" - Me "I gotta quarter!" -Veronica Screw you all." -Me "People, Mint ice cream is just a frozen breathmint!" -My friend, Megan "Drop dead gorgeous!" -My other friend, Sarah "Don't worry, though; they are all morally corrupt in their own way." -Konan in Konoha's Cherry Blossom “I’m not addicted to sex, I’m addicted to you.” -Sasuke in Late Nightby Sariaprincy Men are pigs." -My mom "Stupid shiny Volvo owner." -Bella, Twilight "Wow Uchiha, the voice in his head laughs, you're a powerful Shinobi and yet you can't face the wrath of a bra clasp." -Sasuke in "Scars" by lumoslumiere "There are some people who live in a dream world, and then there are some who face reality-and then there are those who turn one into the other." -Douglas Everret "If we were to live without passion, maybe we would know some kind of peace; but we would be hollow. Empty rooms...shuttered deck. without passion, we would be truly dead." -Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer "If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy "If gossip was like beer, our high school would be wasted." -Sakura's Love from A to Z by xBrokenxDreamsx "Hey, look! i have a creepy mask that brings people back to life! Damn Americans." -Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer "It could be witches! some evil witches! which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted, wicked,good and lovely earth and woman pwer and I'll be over here." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer You don't get a belly ring if you're big! You get onion rings!" -Lary the Cable Guy "You ever get that feeling like you're being watched?" -Bill Engvall "No farting on the seats 'cause it's disrespectful to the leather" -JoJo, Run's House "FISH!!" -Silver-Butterscotch "I can ride my bike with no bike bell, "DING!" No bike bell, "DING!" No bike bell, "DING!" I can ride my bike!" -Tanner "You just got screwed over by your bike! See what it did to your toe?" -Me and Silver Butterscotch "Feel the wrath of my Long String!!" -Nate "I might have bit a pillow or two. . . " -Edward, Breaking Dawn “In three words I can sum up everything. I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” Robert frost “Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it.” Confucius “A goal without a plan is just a wish.” The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or “Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” –Winston Churchill “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”- Oscar Wilde "I'm saying that you're the equivalent of shit. "(Ryuhou/Kazuma - sCRYed) "I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." (Vash - Trigun) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally".-- W.C. Fields I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.Craig Newmark I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." Noel Coward “If your goal is to attempt to piss me off, you have failed: you have succeeded in pissing me of.” Me "I hope when he dies, he does become a tree—I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing hiss tree thing, whatever it is trees do—I know they do a lot with breezes—and wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there doing his treeness, through the woods a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along, sees him, chops him down—smash—put a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a sawmill, grind him up—maybe pound him down into paper—and once he's paper, you print the Bible on him!" Dane Cook on the Atheist Sneeze I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with a another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to deal with society hating me. I am a the man who stopped attending church, not becuase I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. I hate it when people discriminate others just because they are homosexual, and they usually do it just because they are afraid of homosexuality, and it makes homosexuals afraid of themselves. It's wrong, and people should make an effort to stop it. R.I.P Morgan Duris 1.21.2010 We love you | |||||||
1. Royal Blood: Sound Arc » reviewsThere is no such thing as vampires. And if there is, they are all blood-suckers." "You don't know how wrong you are." SASUSAKU. Part one of three in a trilogyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 6-28-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. A Not So Normal Summer Night reviewsSequel to "Normal Summer Day". So what happens when two people have to search the house when the power goes out?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete3. The Crazy Life of the Uchiha Family » reviewsDrabble series based off of the Uchiha family. Follows the ending of "Konoha's Cherry Blossom" Taking prompts.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.4. Anything But Perfect reviewsShe was everything you didn't want to be. Everything you would look down upon. But I think that's okay.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete5. Reflection reviewsWhen Sakura takes a moment to reflect on who she really is.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Sakura H. - Complete6. A Life Of Bad Cliches reviewsONESHOT! So what really happens when every romance cliche is thrown at you in one lifetime?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Merry Christmas, Sakura » reviewsTWO-SHOT: SASUSAKU: Sakura returns from a long mission, and learns Sasuke's biggest secret.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-21-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. A Normal Summer Day reviewsWhere Sakura and Ino watch their boys train, and Sasuke thinks that it's okay to squish Sakura to the ground. Rated T for suggestive activitiesNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-28-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Stand In the Rain reviewsAnd in the pain of the end of her final battle, where memories of her past cam eback to her, she sang.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-08 - Sakura H. - Complete10. All Around Me reviewsSequel to "Silent Movie" Also, details on two nupcoming fanfictions.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Home reviewsEven through all of the pain, she would always know where home was.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-08 - Sakura H. - Complete12. Konoha's Cherry Blossom » reviewsSakura has a mission. Go in, pretend to be one of the Akatsuki--then eliminate them. This was assigned for her and her closest friends-including Sasuke. And this time, she has a perfect reason for wanting to kill a certain someone. Sasusaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 2-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. Traveling Soldier reviewsOneshot to the song, Traveling Soldier by the Dixie Chicks. Also a tribute to those with a loved one in the war.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Silent Movie reviewsONESHOT Crapy summary, based off the song by Natasha Bedingfield sasusakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete