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I have a tendency to say awkward (and occasionally funny, but usually awkward to the point of being funny) things. Izzyv1o has many of these detailed in her profile.

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter, Wicked, Les Miserables, Eragon, The Outsiders, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Alex Rider Series, Gone with the Wind, The Mortal Instruments, The Secret Life of Bees, The Great Gatsby, Assassination Vacation

Movies: The Dark Knight, Rent, Star Wars, Hairspray, Evita, Enchanted, Phantom of the Opera, Indiana Jones, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Across the Universe, 10 Things I Hate About You, Star Trek, The American President, Inception, The Blues Brothers

TV shows: Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Gilmore Girls, Ugly Betty, Heroes, House, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: The Next Generation, GLEE, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Angel, Battlestar Galactica: 2003

MUSICALS: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, Evita, Spamalot, Legally Blonde, A Chorus Line, Assassins, Sweeney Todd, You're a Good Man Charlie Brown, Working, Oliver!, Little Shop of Horrors, The Last Five Years, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, My Fair Lady, Next to Normal

Quotes (from me and my friends):

"I'm not flying... there's just no gravity." my friend Sarah after having a little too much benadryl.

Anna: Why are you hogging the mirror? It's not like you're pretty or anything.
Laura: God Anna, you are so immature!
Anna: Do you wanna talk about maturity?!- Anna and Laura every time Laura looked in the mirror

"There'sg ag silentg 'G' atg theg endg ofg everyg wordg."- Dini giving us a spelling lesson

"We're here, get over it!" Beth on evolution

"Come hither... go thither..." Kelly

"La Push, la playa, La Paz; they're all the same thing!" Me one morning when I wasn't feeling particularly articulate

"I got hit by a truck, but it's okay." Annie

Siobhan: It's like Romeo and Juliet, only hotter!
Everyone else at party: WHAT?!- We were at my friend Shannon's slumber party, and Siobhan was explaining Tristan and Isolde to us, and when she said this we all thought she meant, well... She quickly clarified that she meant that the actors were hotter. She and I have a mutual love for James Franco. But she called dibs. Darn it!

"Build a bridge to Terabithia and go die!"- Siobhan (the delivery of this line was perfect)

"I go to band camp and I still can't get laid!"- Carolyn (In reference to "Secret Life of the American Teenager)

"Oh look, a pretty flower!"
"You're a pretty flower!"
"Um, thank you."
"... That was an insult."- Me and Catherine at band camp.

"'F' my life!"
"I'd rather not."- Carolyn and me in Chemistry

"He's a gun toting chicken thank you very much!" Meaghan

My Fanfics

Wicked

It Was Me- My first fanfic ever! A short one-shot about the death of Glinda the Good.

Wicked Ones- Three very short one-shots (drabbles- kind of).

The Outsiders

Before He Cheats- Songfic to the song Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Dally cheats on Cherry, and she takes it out on his car...

RENT

A Snow White Christmas Eve- Songfic to Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood. Mimi heads home for the holidays, and reflects on the life she's been living.

I Dreamed A Dream- Songfic to I Dreamed a Dream from Les Mis. Mimi's in rehab, and she contemplates her relationship with Roger.

High School Musical

Admittance- Set during the second movie, Sharpay's thoughts during a scene of the movie. Slight one- sided Rypay.

Harry Potter

Sevvy and Hermy- A pointless one-shot I wrote with a friend after getting only two hours of sleep. Snape and Hermione fall in love with interesting results.

Gilmore Girls

Instead- NOW COMPLETE! At the conclusion of season five, Rory and Logan stole a yacht, leading to emotional turmoil between a certain mother-daughter duo. But what if that had never happened? What if, instead, Rory had taken up Logan's offer to go to New York? What if she talked to Jess? And how would Logan react...

Twilight

Your Midnight Sun- A one-shot about Edward and Bella's relationship.

Painless- A one- shot about Jasper without his angel, his saving grace, Alice.

Dark Waltz- Victoria always wanted to escape from her life, by any means possible. But a painful transformation leads to a horrible mistake, which leads her down a path of darkness she can't turn away from. (Sadly, I lost my muse on this one. However, I will keep the first few chapters up in case my muse returns to me.)

Hairspray

A Strange Sense of Optimism- The result of a challenge I had with a friend. Link is convinced that life can't get any worse, and Penny is there with some strange advice to help.

Heroes

A Minute and A Half- "Nathan" has been feeling a little weird lately. And that clock just keeps bugging him...

Nailed- He can't believe Peter would nail him to a table. And he certainly can't believe that the empath is making him feel like this... Petlar.

QUOTES:

“To being an us for once, instead of a them!” RENT

"Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you." You're a Good Man Charlie Brown

"It is in the nature of one's evil to be secret." Wicked (novel)

"I don't cause commotions. I am one." Wicked (musical)

"I don't own emotion, I rent." RENT

"Things are rough all over." The Outsiders

"Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold." The Outsiders

“Passing bells and sculpted angels, cold and monumental, seem for you the wrong companions, you were warm and gentle.” Phantom of the Opera

"Love, I put my faith in love. I followed where it led. To my personal circle of hell! It has not turned out well, I wish that I were dead! Because instead of a wedding and love, I’m flunking out of school a total laughing stock! Someone he and his friends can just mock! So, go on, here’s my head, just hit it with a rock!” Legally Blonde the Musical (I listen to this part over and over…)

"The madder the battle, the saner the peace." Illinora (Nor), A Lion Among Men

"Music is the stuttering of adjacent noises in sequence- stress, discord, complaint, resolve: then release- and sequence means timing. If the sound of music is simultaneous, all notes sounding at once, forever, then it is just sound." A Lion Among Men

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." Mary, Pride and Prejudice

"Every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world. But it's a journey. You don't start at the end, otherwise they can't make a movie about it later." Ando, Heroes

"I believe in fate, Mohinder, and karma. And I'm not just saying that 'cause you're Indian. I mean, you really came to my rescue. And I won't forget that." Sylar, Heroes

"To be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present, no thought of what's gone before and no thought of what lies ahead. But a life with meaning, a man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future." Linderman, Heroes

"First you show me that I can be harmed by no weapon and then you hurt me deeper than any blade possibly could." Kensei/Adam, Heroes (WHY?? He was my favorite friggin' character, and they KILLED him!!)

"We have the power of gods. That does not mean we can play God." Kaito, Heroes

"You are giving me that look, aren't you? Your patented "Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you" look." Michel, Gilmore Girls

Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Time's were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.- Luke, Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Ok, how about this? I'll help you. I love to paint
Luke: You do?
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke: You love it?
Lorelai: I want to marry it.
Luke: You have strange passions.
Rory: She likes washing dishes too. She's multi-faceted abnormal.- Lorelai, Luke, and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs! - Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"It's not biologically natural for people to mate for life. Animals don't mate for life. Well, ducks do, but who the hell cares what ducks do?"- Luke, Gilmore Girls

"You sure you don't want some tea? Tea usually makes things like this a little less awkward. There are things to hold and stir."- Mia, Gilmore Girls

"I am so sad...and mad. I'm smad."- Sookie, Gilmore Girls

Paris: I don’t know, where’s the bad part of town?
Rory: Uhh, over there.
Paris: What?
Rory: Uh, people - they’re very upset with the color of that fence.- Paris and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
Jess : Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
Luke: Jess!
Jess: I wanna be good, life's just not letting me.- Paris, Jess and Luke, Gilmore Girls

"My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag. . .at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?"- Jess, Gilmore Girls

Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.- Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"You know the reason the Beatles made it so big?... 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' First single. F!!ing brilliant. Perhaps the most f!!ing brilliant song ever written. Because they nailed it. That's what everyone wants. Not 24-7 hot wet sex. Not a marriage that lasts a hundred years. Not a Porsche or... a million dollar crib. They wanna hold your hand. They have such a feeling that they can't hide. Every successful love song of the past fifty years can trace back to 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand.' And every love story has those unbearable and unbearably exciting moments of hand holding. Trust me. I've thought a lot about this."- Dev, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: Um, no, the punchline ruined your joke.- Lorelai and Rory, Gilmore Girls

Luke: Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess: Thanks for what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen.- Luke, Jess, and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

Rory: You never socialized me properly, I should hate you right now. Do something to make me hate you.
Lorelai: Um...go Hitler!- Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander: (digging in the grave yard as the girls watch) Y'know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too
Giles: (stopping, almost breathless) Hear, hear.
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier.", Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that... You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know the monkey's just, [in French accent] "I mock you with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo...
Willow: The monkey's French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike: I want to save the world.
Buffy: You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people, billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision, with a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester bloody Square.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Jack: I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead.
Xander: Yeah, but this is different. Being blown up isn't walking-around-and-drinking-with-your-buddies dead. It's little-pieces-being-swept-up-by-a-janitor dead, and I don't think you're ready for that.
Jack: Are you?
Xander: [tired smile] I like the quiet.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cheese Man: I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

~If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

~ If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

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~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

~Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile.

~If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

~If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

~If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

~Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

~If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you've lost the game, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you're a band geek and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ If Det. John Munch rocks your world, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

~ If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

~ If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

~ If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

~ If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I've also written chapters for some of Elly-rox5's stories; The End Was Just The Beginning, and April's Story.