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1. Savior II » reviews

Harry, Kate, Hermione, and Ron are growing up. This chronicles their second year at Hogwarts. More hints as to Kate's special power.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 8-2-05

2. There Are Worse Things Than a Gyrating Elvis » reviews

The title should say enough but since you seem to be keen on reading more then CLICK IT AND READ!

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 4-22-03

3. Savior » reviews

About a girl with nothing going for her but a genuine smile and some supportive parents. She's certainly flawed, because... well... she's me.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,226 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-15-05 - Published: 7-13-04

4. Pimp Daddy Tonks » reviews

Yup, a heart-warming tale of sexy metamorph mages and their bosom buddies. And their belly-warmers. Not for the faint of stomach.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 1-19-04

5. Cathy Cursed » reviews

Ever wonder about a presentday Ella? I don't, that's why I wrote this.

Complete - Ella Enchanted - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 10-1-03

6. Wings of the Death Flight » reviews

Continuation of Fly Anew: Favian Fynn

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,239 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-27-05 - Published: 10-20-03

7. Fighter » reviews

She will fight. They were wrong. No one can be trusted.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-12-04 - Published: 8-5-04

8. Putting the Sex Back in Neverland » reviews

Hehe, does the title not speak for itself?

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-11-04 - Published: 9-26-04

9. Hero and Friend » reviews

I always thought that Link deserved a friend to come with him, the poor bloke.

Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,176 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 6-17-04

10. The Stupidest Wish » reviews

The final terror of The Stupid Trilogy.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-18-04 - Published: 10-13-03

11. Fly Anew » reviews

Also known as Alone and Afraid or Frightened New World, I thought the title should be changed so voila

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,893 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 7-10-03

12. The Incest Bride » reviews

An emulation of the wonderful The Princess Bride. Classic. Gorgeous. Tears to your eyes kind of thing. Oh, I exaggerate but mm I love it!

Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-13-03 - Published: 6-22-03

13. A Taste for Vanilla » reviews

Henrietta Wilson, just like the rest of 'em.

Complete - Mary Higgins Clark - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 7-28-03

14. Hogwarts in Black reviews

The agency is suspicious of odd activity... Agent Kay and Jay will take care of it.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 8-15-03

15. End of Days » reviews

Ah yes, it is time for the planet of stupid laws to meet the New Claidi and her hubby.

Complete - Claidi Journals - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-7-03

16. Shall I Compare Thee reviews

AIEEE!

Complete - Shakespeare - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-21-03 - Published: 5-21-03

17. Sameth's Distant Not So Relative: Kirael » reviews

They want to bring the wall down! Oh dear, bad things could happen, but here comes Kirael and Danneth to save the day! Thank Charter for the Aels and Eths!

Garth Nix - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 2-28-03

18. A Stupid Wish » reviews

What happens when you fall in love with a fantasy character? I fear for my friend... she will endure these consequences. But I feel worse for me, I'm stuck with her.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-27-03 - Published: 2-2-03