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since: 03-24-08, id: 1532671, Profile edited: 06-12-08
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Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPELLING OR GRAMMER. IF YOU FLAME IT WILL BE IGNORED. DONTWAST YOUR OR ME TIE. GOT IT MEMORIZED DICKWADS?!

Oh... and one more thing, i dont care if you tel me to go bakc and change shit, unless it majorly messes up the story plot, guess what? i really dont give a shit. typos are my thing, deal with it.And thatnk you thoes who politely comment on my errors. i appreciate it. The other people. U kno wat? deel wit it yuo f&'s!!

O O


Well...what can i say? Im female...but act male...um...i dress like how i feel...friendly?..i guess...Perverted as hell...i love kingdom hearts,All of them...i fear lunch ladies and school librarians...Um...One word to describe me? Perverted...End of story. I can make anything perverted.ANYTHNG. I also love final fantasy AND AM OBSESSED WITH KINGDOM HEARTS AND YAOI...i am random. Adorkable.Um...and a unique person to hang around. And where i live? In a closet... xP.Yep, Well in california :...um...i dont say hella dont use it either...


My favorite words are:

Aroused

SEXYBUNNIEY

moonpai

thrust

pleasure

smex

hilariouse

ermehgersh

eggers

Um...i have a

myspace- http://Myspace.com/funnyanime

Deviant art-http://funnyanime.deviantart.com

Im usually uploading everything good and story like on here too. But on ff more often.

and if u wanna chat...um...yea!


My favorite kingdom hearts pairings are:

Sora roxas

sora riku

axel roxas

riku roxas

kiari namine

tidus sora

demyx axel

leon cloud

zexion demyx

sephioth cloud

leon sora

cloud sora

etc.

um, I like to talk to strangers with candy... I do have alot of friends,both genders...um...i like tacos.

I will update atleast one a month. I too know how it feels like when a person stops updating for a looooooooooooooooooong time :


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

watashiwa baka hentaishi.

anata kawaii.

lolz.

me likey

no touchy!!

you laugh like poopthrowing mokey!


I. Xemnas:

(x) You are the leader most of the time.
(x) You like black.
( ) You wished/wish you were someone else.
(x) You don't listen to others.
(x) You like doing research.
TOTAL: 3

II. Xigbar:

(x) You have bad eyesight.
(x) You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
(x) You wear your hair in a ponytail.
(x) You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAl: 4

III. Xaldin

( ) You like windy days.
(x) You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
(x) You like dragons.
( ) You have/like dreadlocks.
(x) You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 1

IV. Vexen

(x) You are disrespected by the young ones.
( ) Someone has already considered you a traitor.
( ) You are the oldest of your group.
(x) You like experiments.
(x) You like cold days.
TOTAL: 0

V. Lexaeus

(x) You are not very talkative.
(x) You like brain games.
( ) People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
( ) You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
( ) You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 0

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
(x) You are not very sociable.
( ) You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose.
(x) You like to allude others.
TOTAL: 2

VII. Saïx

(x) You have double-personality issues
(x) You are more active during night rather than day.
(x) You like werewolves.
(x) Your superior trusts you.
( ) You have a scar on your face. (a little one)
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel

(x) You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
(x) You care deeply for your best friends.
(x) You are a two-faced when you need to.
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name.
(x) You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 4

IX. Demyx
(x) You like music.
(x) You know how to play a guitar.(I want to!)
(x) You like rainy days.
(x) You like swimming.
(x) You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 3

X. Luxord

(x) You like playing cards.
(x) You like to gamble.
( ) Your favorite color is gold.
( ) You have stolen money from others.
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia

( ) You like pink.
( ) You like flowers.
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
(x) You were betrayed by someone.
( ) You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.
(x) You like storms.
( ) You're pretty agile.
(x) You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
(x) You are the youngest of your group.
(x) You think people are hiding something from you.
(x) You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.

(x) You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

TOTAL: 3


If you have ever run into a lamppost, or some tall, metal pole, that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna, ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess, (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?) MissingExodus, (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.),Gosurori Otaku ,(And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE) Horsie Friend ((It was during my 'fall down week' at school. Don't ask.)),werewolfheartless42(I was pushed! honest!), FallenAngel Kit (My friends laughed at me for the next three days... And my parents said I defied physics... Like my hair when I wake up...), HeartFlare05 (I was in a hurry to one of my classes and me and my friend tripped!)funnyanime.(Yea...)

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box,copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, BloodSkye, FallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Kingdom Hearts... Golden Sun... Anime... Manga...)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (Most conversations.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of those weirdos who actually reads these things and puts them in their profile, go get a life.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you think flamers should get a life and find a story they do like, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. kenshinroks2111, kingdomheartslovah, Unown To You, Oathkeepera, Kaiora, FallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05.funnyanime

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (every thing in kingdom hearts )

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fell off a spinning chair, copy this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud Roxas fangirl, Copy this into your profile.

God is there, even if you can't see him! If you believe in God, put this on your profile.

If you can quote at least fifty KH quotes, join the club and put this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way

Copy this onto your profile if you get teary-eyed EVERY time you see the KH ending. sniffle

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, sopy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that if Axel had no problem killing Vexen, then why didn't he just kill Xemnas, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. (I'm working on it)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like mints and Skittles as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profileIf you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think you have the longest profile in the world copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer. (yes i know I have a VERY long bio!)

From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98 percent

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96 percent

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 percent

AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Now, here's my challenge to you, if you think that this is remotely important, or even interesting, copy and paste this onto your profile, the more people that see this, the more likely someone will realize what (or Who, more rather), is missing in their life's equation. Help spread the cause

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

BAN Flame Rising and Fanned Chocolate!

Because they're mean because they go around flaming everyone's stories for no reason.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree..

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) (or Bookworm

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.(my moms a dentist ;_;)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05,funnyanime

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on ur page!

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file.

If you think that all problems can be solved with a flamethrower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that one or more of the following are your way of life, copy and paste this into your profile: Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Warriors, Fruit Baskets, Tsubasa, Naruto, Bleach!

If you have ever been on a comp., pressed the forward button, but wanted to go back then sit there wondering why your going forward copy and paste this to your profile

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile...

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

jonathan.I WILL go down there if i have to!(i was on the grass, no other floors under us...)

Where are you?

Livingroom, laptop.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

My mom.

What's the last thing you ate?

Cinnamon bun

What's your personality like?

Polite ad curdiouse when it conveniances me. Random biotch when ever. Emo at home. Any questions?

Who do you have a crush on?

This guy.

What was the last thing you thought?

Blond asian.Mexican break dancers with thongs owning the poor midgit teacher.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

idiot. Convenience. Should die.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Invest it in my clothing line and make more, and college. And then...But always first...Get me some kingdom hearts shit, durr.Or cosplay,anime or mangas.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Saliva.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Typing thinking then pence and pensive have something to do with eachother.

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

were the helldid u get this globe.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

me no findey the book.

3. What can you hear right now?

"Porque yo la siempre la veo golpiada..." Univision biotch.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Hellow mr. roach...u go squish now.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

reno 911

6. Type your name with your elbow.

marelyn(marlyn)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

i was typing with my elbow...and making a lemon elevator scene between roxas and sora. Gotta

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

picture frame.

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

wth is warriors?

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

me 2 la3y to do it.

1. Your real name (my NICKname) Marlyn, Nickname-Nana

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Nalyxmr

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Marizzle.

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black dog.

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Zuzzel Simmons

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Posma

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple water

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): i dunt kno

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black cookey

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Sora and Riku for killing off the organization when all they wanted was a heart for them to be whole again, copy and paste this into your profile.(but hey. it wasnt their fault. the creators made em do it.)

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

'A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.

Ran through the empty hallways of your school (Grade School, Middle School, High School, College) screaming at the top of your lungs: "THE HEARTLESS ARE ATTACKING! COME FORTH MY KEYBLADE!" and began aimlessly wacking at the air, post this on your profile.

Been told by anyone "Be yourself," and you tried to but only got yelled at by someone for being different, add this to your profile.(Kinda, not r3lly, i just punched them in the arm and said Make me biotch.)

If you ever stared at a person and then scream and pointed at them "You're one of them!" and then hide in a corner, post this on your profile.

If you ever went to walmart and started singing the Mission Impossible song while making your hand look like a gun going from aisle to aisle, post this in your profile.




1. Then Again reviews
It was roxas's first kiss...axel stole it from him, picture was taken. His reputation would be ruined. Axel caused all of it intentionally...but then why is he apologizing?...Then again, it was his first kiss aswell. axelroxas rikusora leoncloud zemyx etc
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 5-23-08
2. Personally Public » reviews
Sora Roxas were twins.Axel wanted roxas,riku wanted sora.The thing is.The twins took eachothers virginity. And took the theirs too. But what'll happen when the principal will stop at nothing to get one of them in bed? Under construction.Will fix later.
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 4-1-08
3. Little Special Secret reviews
Some one has a secret crush on riku. But hes a total flirt. And a total player. Who has a girlfriend. But no one really likes the silver haired teen. except one....one boy that is.
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 5-25-08
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