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GeeLady
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since: 09-14-07, id: 1376246, Profile edited: 08-20-08
Author has written 17 stories for House, M.D., and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

My ALTERNATE Fanfiction.net site -- for X-FILES fanfiction -- is here:

www.fanfiction.net/u/7247/GenieVB

Current HOUSE FANFICTIONS:

CRASH! (Two chapters up- DIE TRYING Sequel)

UNIDENTIFIED WHITE MALE: Alternative Scenario post Houses' Head. Everything is pretty much the same but Amber does not get on the bus! It veers off from there. H/Wilson Adult.

UPCOMING FIC'S:

WOUNDED WAYS (ETA - December. Family pain, angst, hurt/comfort, peripheral character death). I guess I'll do the House Family theme after all. Came up with a passable idea.

LIQUID ADDICTIONS. Inked but nothing posted yet. Sorry. (House has a secret lover who knows when to keep silent and, more importantly, when to speak). SLASH. House/other, House/Wilson. A long one-shot. Will be posted ASAP (wrote this one in Mexico

FUN WITH DICK & JAMES. (comedy)

MERRY X-MESS (Light-hearted tale. Of course, won't be out until Christmas.)

POWERLESS: (A city wide power outage almost shuts Plainsborough down for three days and the hospitals' generators are scarse. House has to diagnose and treat his patient without the benefit of modern medical equipment).

PROBABLE FIC'S:

OVER AT MY HOUSE. Thinking about starting a monthly serial (sometime down the road) where I'd write one episodic story every month or so (originals) and post them during the shows hiatus periods like over Christmas and summer holidays. Most likely they would all be story format with General rating but language warning. No slash though the cannon gay teasing that goes on would remain. Thinking about this . . .

Possible Fics:

WHAT SETTLES. (In response to a challenge) A post-apocolyptic Wilson/House/Male slash (Rated M, NC-17). Violence, hurt/comfort. This tale (if you want to know the truth), will require a little suspension of disbelief on your part in order to swallow it. Now and again I like trying "out there" plots and settings to see if I can make them remotely plausible and somehow still keep the characters IN character. (Just begun). Ditto...

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"If the writer doesn't laugh, the reader doesn't laugh.

If the writer doesn't cry, the reader doesn't cry."

Robert Frost

GeeLady, me, is a Canadian. An Alberta born lady who has been writing Fanfiction since 1976, back when the only fanfictions available were in paper-bound fanzines and you had to wait six months to see your story in print. I was published in Skylarking Digest, Heroes & Pen Trek (there were others but I can't remember the names just now and they're buried in my basement).

I started with Starsky and Hutch in 1976 and moved on to Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: TNG, & Star Trek:DS9. I then warped into the world of X-Files and didn't look back until about thirty stories/poems were complete (including 4 book lengths). All archived a The Gossamer Project.

Around this time, I began to write my own poetry, short stories and finally a novel length fantasy/adventure which (after seven years) I'm still trying to get published.

For a short time last year I waded back into Fanfiction with a Buffy/Spike centric Two Parter at www.fanfiction.net/s/3195527/1/A_New_Englishman_in_Fork_Part_I_AND_II_COMPLETE

or here:

http://spuffyonline.com/bscentral/viewstory.php?sid=585 or www.talkabouttelevision.com/group/alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer.creative/

or www.buffytalk.com

Then left again to work on my second (unpublished as yet) novel. (Though recently a shorter piece of mine has made it into another author's anthology - woo-hoo!)

When House MD presented itself to me I'd found my next Fanfic pool and decided a cannon-ball entry. What fun!

Click the following link for an article featuring my first editor, L.R.H. Balzer, the one who influenced, admonished and inspired me to keep writing.

http://tslibrary.skeeter63.org/featured-author/featured-author-lrhbalzer.htm

My books: Quest, Quest II, Proto-Sign: Universal Conversational Signing - A Guide, The Organic Carrot.

My other Stories: Turtle Man, The Cabin, When The Cat's Away, The Kind Old Lady With Odd Socks and Yellow Boots,

"Don't tell me he's angry. Show me he's angry.

Don't tell me she's sad. Show me she's sad."

GeeLady.

Below is a list of pretty much everything I've written in the Fanfic world (some links may be defunct and I might have missed one or two works too):

At The Annex and Gossamer, under the name "GenieVB" you will find:

PhaHks, Focus, Foldback, Divinities (the books); Undone Series, The New Breed, Blut, The Twelvth Fold, Kick Ass, Bones, Green Eyed Monster, TheVisit, Si' An Ghealach,

No Return Policy & Exchange Rate, That Indescribable Something, One Link, Break-In Series, Hope, Just Enough, Kurhuku, Let Her Go, Muldermass, and a few poems here and there.

For Starsky & Hutch or Star Trek Stories, almost none exist online. Some used to be archived at Fanfiction. net under the name Jennypoo (or Gennypoo??), but were deleted for reasons unknown to me.

You may also locate one or two things under the name GVB, GenieVeeBee, AVB, J. Lyons or J.E. Lyons.

"Given sex, take your preference. An array of genitals are up for grabs, all colors, all sizes. Given love - caring, kindness, devotion - what has any of that to do with organs?"

From the "Organ-ic Carrot". By G. Waldo-Hulce (me) Unpublished.

Books: The Voynich Manuscript, I Never Promised You a Rosegarden (or anything by Joanne Greenberg), The Two Babylons, Poe, Doyle, Dickens, The Greats, Agatha Christie, Herriot, The Forcyte Saga, Krakauer, The Noonday Demon, Alexander Samuel, The Great Poets, The Great W. Shakespeare, The 66 Biblia, The Deep Hot Biosphere...

Where I live:

In my city there are a million people, a thousand wild deer, four hundred den-ing pairs of coyotes, thirty-five thousand geese and ducks that nest here all year, foxes, pourcupines, two pairs of falcons that nest on top of our downtown towers, dozens of pairs of nesting bald eagles and snow owls, and in our huge Fish Creek Park in the south of the city, you can also run across a bear or a couger now and then (very carefully "run across"). I love having wild things basically hanging around my back yard.

The Things That Are Way Cool:

Writing damn good stories, loving up the hubby, watching our kitties play, rain, sunshine, ocean swells, Vancouver Island Marmots. The coyotes that run around my city, the ducks, geese, cranes and pelicans that winter over in our water ways, the deer that prance through our parks. That though I live in a city of one million the Rockie mountains are less than one hour's drive from my front door. Little bugs just trying to live in peace, dogs tails, my touchy heart that keeps on beating anyway, our king sized bed, the quilt I made. Crabapple jelly, saskatoon pie. The drive from Banff to Jasper along the Icefields Parkway - stunning - I kid you not - breath-catching, heart skipping stunning! My many rings on my fingers, the tatoo I want to get, my new, bigger muscles. My many author friends: Eliza, Edith, & Julia, all women after my heart. Our vernada in the fall, my lilac and rose bushes, my three brothers, my dear sister, my mom, my best & longest friend Lisa. My friends Michelle, Janet and Kelly. Did I mention writing?

FAVORITE STORIES POSTED ELSEWHERE: A Modest Proposal by Ignaz Wisdom on Live Journal & Bad Company with its sequel Aftershocks by a Black Ciagarette (a pseudonym for a group of writers)




1. Crash Sequel to Die Trying » reviews
By GeeLady Summary: New relationship. Vacation. Car trip. Remote highway. Fate. Rating: M. Adult. NC-17 Slash, language. Pairing: House/Wilson. Disclaimer: I manipulate the sexy House and others to my hearts content. No fee's, no earn
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 7-14-08
2. Unidentified White Male » reviews
Summary: This story is not AU but more Alternative Scenario. Major spoilers for Houses' Head. Almost everything is else the same but Amber did not get on the bus! Rating: M. Adult. NC-17 Slash, language. Pairing: House/Wilson. Disclaimer:
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 7-30-08
3. REWIND Sequel to Click Baby Click » reviews
Summary: Chac the photographer wants House and not just on film . Wilson is in a mid-life crises...you do the math. Rating: M. Adult. NC-17 Slash, language. Pairing: House/Chac & H/Wilson.
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,582 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 7-1-08
4. Sit Watch Imagine reviews
Sometimes the right words are all you need...
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08
5. Retrospect » reviews
Summary: A last case, a last breath, a last redemption. Wilson looks back and sets things right. This is not a House's Head/Wilson's Heart related fic', it's something else altogether . Set POST Season 5 or 6 or 7 or whatever number proves to be the fin
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,198 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 6-17-08
6. Die Trying » reviews
Post Houses Head/Wilsons Heart. SPOILERS! Pre-slash. Hurt. The aftermath.
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,633 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 5-20-08
7. Dexter in the House, Chapter I » reviews
Summary: Dexter/House crossover. During his summer vacation, Dexter hunts a New Jersey killer. When he discovers who the next target is, saving him will be harder than he thinks.
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,420 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 4-8-08
8. CLICK, BABY, CLICK! Part I » reviews
Summary: Cuddy needs to raise funds. A hospital Christmas calender is the solution! Sexy pictures of Plainsborough's sexy Doctors. Guess who Chac the photographer wants to make the special "centerfold" feature?
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 4-10-08
9. A Fire Divine » reviews
Summary: Love rages....*This will probably be the only FILK I will ever write. But this song fits W/H so well... "The Tea Party" is a Canadian rock alternative band who put out five outstanding CD's, and a couple so-so ones. Like all great things that co
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 4-30-08
10. Forwards, Backwards and Somehow Else » reviews
SEQUEL TO "FORWARD IN REVERSE". Wilson and House, present day. An exploration of what is and what might be. Pre-slash, slash, angst, hurt/comfort and those things that transverse time and space.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,103 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 3-14-08
11. Clownzzz reviews
An invasion, an epidemic: Clowns, a dildo, sterile gloves. Are we clear?
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08
12. A New Englishman in Fork Part I »
Vampire on the prowl for life, liberty, and death. * This story was originally posted under the pseudonym GenieVB, which is me GeeLady.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-08
13. SPERMATOCELE AND A RUBBER NOSE complete reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I make no money. I write for the halibut. Pairing: Wilson/House Rating: Mature, NC-17, SLASH Summary: Love's long, slow burn.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,322 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
14. ONE STEP CLOSER AWAY Reissuing as 1 document reviews
House & Wilson centric. Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, Cameron, Chase, Foreman. Pairing: House/Cuddy a bit , House/Wilson a LOT Rating: NG-17. Pre-slash, Slash. Content: Angst, Hurt, Love, Violence. Disclaimer: Fox/David Shore and others own '
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59,642 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
15. FORWARD IN REVERSE Part I » reviews
A story of being and time. Not really a time travel thing. Not sure what the hell it is though . Summary: Wilson's present and possible past and House's present and Wilson-altered past. An exploration of what is/was/could-be & could-have-been. Pre-sla
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,090 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-3-08
16. It's a Good Thing Greg House is a Doctor reviews
...'Cause He'd Never Make It As:
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07
17. A TOP TEN List for Gregory House MD reviews
A Top Ten list of things people will never say to House.
Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
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