My name is Alyssa Theodore. I'm 20 and I live in Massachusetts. I love baseball and I'm a hard core Red Sox fan.

My fandoms: Harry Potter, Holes, Zoey 101, Phil of the Future, and baseball.

My ships: -Harry Potter: Draco/Ginny (best. ship. ever.), Ron/Hermione (THE GOOD SHIP, DAMNIT), Fred/George (twincest yay!), Harry/Draco (yum), and Seamus/Ginny (so cute!). I also love to read (but don't actively ship) Ron/Ginny (yay for Weasleycest!), Ron/Draco, Seamus/Harry, Seamus/Draco, Seamus/Ron, Blaise/Draco, and Harry/Luna.

-Holes: Squid/Zigzag (OMFGSQUEE MY HOLES OTP). I also like to read Squid/Magnet. They're pretty much my only Holes ships.

-Zoey 101: Chase/Zoey! I ship them hardcore. I also ship Quinn/Logan, and sometimes Lola/Michael. Totally not into Dana/Logan or Nicole/Michael at all.

-Phil of the Future: PHEELY! Pheely and Pheely only. Pheely forever. End of story, kthanks.

Fanfictions I will read: I'll read any of the ships from any fandom that I mentioned above. I also love to read Draco suicide fics, or just general Draco angst fics. Same goes with Squid - I love Squid suicide or general angst fics. For HP I mostly read just romance and angst fics, I'm not that into general fics. However, with Holes, I'll read anything - romance, angst, general, etc. For Zoey 101, I mostly just read Chase/Zoey, although I do read the occasional general fic. For Phil of the Future, basically I just read Pheely. Once in a great while I'll read a general fic, but it has to be really well written.

Fanfictions I refuse to read: -HARRY/HERMIONE. OMFG, GAG ME. Seriously. I have no respect or sympathy for Harry/Hermione shippers. Well, I guess I can kind of understand if you ship them but you know it's going to be Ron/Hermione. Wait, no I don't. Harry/Hermione is just generally disgusting and wrong and makes me want to vomit. Sorry. After DH edit: HAH! Told you so! Ron&Hermione forever:

-HARRY/GINNY. I am so anti-H/G it's crazy. Even if I wasn't a hard core Draco/Ginny shipper, I'd still hate Harry/Ginny. They're just totally not right for each other. Not at all. And I can honestly say without any hesitation that the Harry/Ginny crap in HBP was the worst part of the HP series. Without a doubt. It came out of thin air and was not built up at all. Reading it made me nauseous. After DH edit: I STILL HATE HARRY AND GINNY. That part of the epilogue made me want to puke, kthx.

-Chase/anyone other than Zoey (& vice versa). Sorry, I won't even think about it. CHASE&ZOEY FOREVER.

-Phil/anyone other than Keely (& vice versa). Just...no. Seriously. No.

So yeah, that's pretty much it. If you want me to read your fanfiction, go ahead and email me or send me one of those cool new private message things. I look forward to reading your fanfictions:D