Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.

~ "Writers write for the same reason readers read- to find out what’s going to happen." ~
-Elmore Leonard

Hi everyone! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!

January 6, 2008- Don't worry, I will be writing as soon as I can. If anyone would like to help, go complain to my teachers. Ahahaa! ;-)

January 1, 2008- New Year's resolution- write and update more often!!! Happy New Year, everyone!!!

December 31, 2007- "Bring On The War!: Chapter Four" is up at long last!!!!! XD

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
~Emerson Spartz

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
~Tom Clancy

"Feeny! Fee-hee-hee (coughs) I can't do it anymore!"
~Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"Fatal Error! I did good."
~Griflekin, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

"I married a moose, we don't need counseling."
~Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"I want to keep the blond one as my pet."
~ Illyria, Angel

"You wouldn't be a noodle, would you?"
~ Ranma 1/2

Mr. Feeny: "Mr. Mathews?"
Eric: "Mr. Squirrels."
Cory: "Eric?"
Eric: "Plays With."
~Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (2)

"Oh now you've done it. You've broken one of my chests!"
~ Jerry/Daphne talking to Joe/Josephine in the play Sugar

"I'm a man." -Jerry/Daphne
"Well nobody's perfect!" -Sir Osgood Fielding
~from the play Sugar

"Hey, now we call you Greg!" -BrittyWeasley and I
"No, now you call me Mr. Cool Guy." -Mr. 'Cool Guy'
"No, now we can call you Greg." -Me
~ Finding out our student teacher's first name

Always remember- Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!

That's Dom-tastic! Neal-erific!

Please do not anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.

Rock is dead; long live paper and scissors.

Never fear, Raoul is here!

"Me Kate! Me throw rock!"
~ Sawyer, Lost

"Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter."
~ Hurley, Lost

Claire: Oh no, I'm not married.
Charlie: Oh.
Claire: I know, how modern of me.
Charlie: Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.
~ Lost

'"I'm alive! I'm blind... And limp as an over-cooked piece of farfalle, but I'm alive!"'
~ Merton, Big Wolf on Campus

'"Ah, Jello's too runny! No good!"'
~Merton, Big Wolf on Campus

"...some deaths may not have been registered. If your name should be on this list, but it is not, the State Archives does not have a record of it."
---Found this on a website that had a list of death certificates. (And I'd hope that if you were surfing the web, your name wouldn't be on the list...)

'"We do try to eat," Raoul called back to her. "I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle."
"But there was that time in Fanwood," a voice behind them said.
"That wedding in Tameran," added blond Sergeant Osbern, riding a horse-length behind Kel.
"Don't forget when what's-his-name, with the army, retired," yelled a third.
"Silence, insubordinate curs!" cried Raoul. "Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!"'
~Squire

'Neal looked at his year mates and Faleron. "You do realize we should all be put in a nice, cozy room somewhere with muscular people to keep us from harming ourselves?"'
~Lady Knight

'"Hello, Professor McGonagall," said Moody calmly, bouncing the ferret still higher.
"Wha-what are you doing?" said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret's progress through the air.
"Teaching," said Moody.
"Teach-Moody, is that a student?" shrieked Professor McGonagall, the books spilling out of her arms.
"Yep," said Moody.'
~Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

'"Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.'
~Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

'Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and Fred, George, and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got off, he got off, he got off-"'
~Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

'"Aha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!"'
~Porthos, The Three Musketeers

'"The picnic was delicious. The champagne was excellent. Remind me to send the Cardinal a note!"'
~Porthos, The Three Musketeers

"We'll stay up late, swappin' manly stories! And in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!"
~Donkey, Shrek

"But why is the rum gone!"
~Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

'"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G'.
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned halfheartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."'
~Fred, George, and Ron in one of the "Harry Potter" books

'"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him have Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"'
~Harry in one of the "Harry Potter" books

Past Words of the Week:
1) manifesto
2) fob
3) breechclout
4) triangulate

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