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since: 04-09-00, id: 8668, Profile Updated: 06-27-08
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Author has written 40 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Dragonlance, Final Fantasy IX, Baldur's Gate, Zelda, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy X, Warcraft, and One Piece.

I'm a retired Animorphs writer who's safely mired in the Final Fantasy fandom with no hope or inclination of wading out. I also dabble with a bunch of other stuff, namely Warcraft and One Piece. As for real life details: I'm twenty-four, I'm female, I'm a teacher (yes, stop laughing). I'm hoping to write when not teaching, ending up with some amazing novel that ends up with me making wodges of money and wearing Gucci, or at least attracting leprechauns to write some amazing novel that ends up with me making wodges of money and wearing Gucci.

I am mostly a (bad) romance author, and I enjoy everything - het, slash, toaster on toaster, whatever.I'm really fond of stories where people don't take on the usual gender roles. Yes, Virginia, I like my girls semes. I tend towards the non-canon because I am a sick, terrible person who generally likes the pairings that nobody else likes and aren't physically possible. I am a romance writer! I am unashamed! (except for my first fanfics at the bottom - please do not read them, they are there to remind me what I never want to be again, ie thirteen).

Couples I am fond of and devoted to include Yuffie/Vincent, Amarant/Freya, and Thrall/Jaina. If by the last two you detect that somewhere within my matrix I need women to get with large green guys, you are right (I think I stared at Blanka from Streetfighter too much as a child). I love One Piece and will warn you all right now that I am a shrieking, writhing fangirl for Merryshipping, due to the sincere belief that the original five-man crew of the Going Merry are all married to each other forever and ever and ever amen. I am fascinated by the relationship between Nami and Usopp as a sideline. To a nunnery with thee, disbelievers: Usopp is hot. (Nami is also hot, but gone are the days where I could blithely write myself in as a devastatingly awesome pirate-girl with a name suspiciously close to my own who whisks Nami off her feet and sing Boyzone songs to her during the courtship).

I am also very, very lazy, though I am sometimes motivated if people offer me a great deal of money. Needless to say, I am not motivated very often.

Works In Progress:

Thirteen Ways To Say Goodnight - your number one stop for irritable mutant children. Is getting written slowly and surely, like the saddest snail (oh come on you know me; it'll be done in, like, 2010). It may provide gentle amusement to know that the nickname used most for Gudrun by fans is 'Grunty' (and by fans I really mean my teddybear and my dog).

But That Was In Another Country - I like writing this because I had to stop writing the story where Squall and Laguna were starving to death and had to eat Angelo, so I had to write this instead in terrible bitterness. I promise that I am getting better at updating this before all of you turn to skeletons at your computer desks.

Everything Else:

Go Not Gently - is finally finished, thank God, and I almost sort of miss writing Black Tango's dialogue which I generally came up with after hitting my head against the wall and seeing what I could come up with post-concussion. The website , which contains artwork far better than the story itself, is well worth checking out: http://www.two-sins.com/gently

I apologize for formatting errors in my fanfic right now. I still need to edit after Deletegate.

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1. But That Was In Another Country » reviews
Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,674 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 4-21-05 - Yuffie K. & Cloud S.
2. No Such Counsel reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 12-30-06 - Link - Complete
3. Tastes Like Green reviews
The unbearable Yuffieness of being. Vincent Valentine is a sucky guy to feel some portion of mild affection for. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 12-6-06 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K. - Complete
4. The Lies That Bind reviews
Fifty onesentence challenges. Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows: Nami x Usopp.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-3-06 - Complete
5. Five's Bad Company reviews
It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-20-06 - Complete
6. Thirteen Ways To Say Goodnight » reviews
Amarant Coral searches for redemption. Irontail Fratley searches for peace. Both men are ten years and one woman too late. Ongoing.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-28-05 - Amarant C. & Fratley
7. Ceasefire reviews
The leader of Theramore and the Orcish Warchief admit defeat in the early and inevitable crumbling of the Horde-Alliance peacetime. Thrall x Jaina implication. One-shot.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-28-05 - Complete
8. Rules Of Engagement reviews
Thrall and Jaina, during Twilight Of The Gods: in the orc-human alliance, it's a case of keeping your enemies closer. Definite underpinnings of TxJ. One-shot.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-12-05 - Complete
9. Go Not Gently » reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,911 - Reviews: 279 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 9-13-02 - Complete
10. The Naked Dead, And Her reviews
Post-game; Rikku deals with her red-coated ghosts the best way she knows how. It's tough being newly sixteen, sticky, and heartbroken.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 10-14-04
11. Queen Of Hearts reviews
Written for a ficlet challenge; air upon the oft-worn theme of Gogo and Daryl, and a gambler's inability to leave impossible odds well alone. FF6.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-27-04
12. The Lion In The Meadow reviews
Yuffie, Leon, and the fine art of how to disturb the dead. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 9-22-04 - Complete
13. This Is Not Her Love Story reviews
Elizabeth Swann is not terribly good at island sleepover morning-afters. EJ.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-19-04
14. The Coin reviews
The only thing certain is death and taxes, and Captain Jack Sparrow's prepared for the eventuality of both at the same time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-04
15. On Being Young reviews
Post-Windwaker baby-ficlet: She is the fierce pirate captain, and he is her purehearted maiden... Or so Tetra would like to think.
Zelda - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-3-03
16. Starburst reviews
An ex-instructor is at the wrong place at the wrong time, on the first night of the SeeD graduation; the real Quistis, post-demotion. AU.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-12-02
17. Sunshine In Winter » reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,803 - Reviews: 535 - Updated: 10-25-02 - Published: 12-4-00
18. Beauty And The Beast reviews
Meaningless fluffy Freya in-game ramble, about - who else? - Amarant. PG13 for language and implications.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-17-02
19. Much Ado About Yuffie » reviews
Misery loves company; Yuffie/Vincent. Finally chaptered for easier perusal.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 9-8-01 - Published: 6-4-00
20. The True Bounty Of Yoshimo reviews
All dogs - and cute thief traitors - go to heaven. Note - this fanfic does not contain plot, sense, or literary value.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-30-01
21. Anam Cara » reviews
Sequel to 'All Fall Down' - someone's out to kill Freya Crescent, and it's up to Amarant to help her. But can she deal with issues between her and her past at the same time? Complete. Thank you to all readers and reviewers.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,535 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-23-01 - Published: 4-11-01 - Complete
22. Letting Go reviews
Freya still has some problems with letting go. Set just pre-Zidane comeback after the game.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-2-01
23. Outstretched reviews
"Farewell, Revered Daughter, I need you no longer..." Crysania in the Abyss. Free verse.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-14-01
24. All Fall Down reviews
And after all is said and done, can Freya be happy with what she has?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-25-01
25. Beneath reviews
Vivi has a dilemma. Post-game.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-21-01
26. Glimmer reviews
Through a black mage's eyes, trying to save Vivi on the cargo ship. First FF9 fic, inherently confusing.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-23-01 - Published: 2-24-01
27. You Say It Best When You Say 'You Suck' reviews
Seifer muses on the primate that stole his heart. Monkfer.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-29-00
28. Dreams Unto Waking reviews
Dreams can become all too real for a well-known Daughter of Paladine.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-4-00
29. today, tomorrow, forever reviews
Not so much an ode to Saifuu as an ode to Saifuu writers and their fanfics; I applaud you all by giving you this inherently confusing poem. Anybody quick enough to catch all the references in the poem will get an enormous cookie.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-27-00
30. Paper Flowers reviews
Raijin does some Raijin philosophizin' on one of his favourite topics - Fujin and Seifer. Pure fluff.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-24-00
31. Parallels reviews
Where exactly was Seifer Almasy during the infamous ballroom scene? (Bowings and scrapings to Lady Illyna, she did it first.)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-7-00
32. In Which... reviews
... Rinoa and Zell get waxed, Fujin has a makeover, and things are done for No Apparent Reason...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-26-00
33. Here And Now reviews
Old sequel to a fanfic no longer on the site - "Tread Softly On My Nightmares". Better titled "Here And Chronically Depressed": Seifer teaches Fujin the meaning of love.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-19-00
34. God, No reviews
My response to this whole FF8 partnership deal. A touching, charming story about Squall finding true love.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 7-11-00
35. Not Like That reviews
Something written whilst I had awful writer's block. Seifer's musings on Fujin from afar.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-1-00
36. Heal reviews
Sequel to 'Hope' and end of the trilogy. All is resolved on a quiet morning near the Balamb sea.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-1-00
37. Hope reviews
Seifer and Fujin angstfest, sequel to 'Hurt' and second in a trilogy. I'd honestly meant for 'Hurt' to stand alone, but... well, here this is.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-24-00
38. Hurt reviews
Moonlight musings between Seifer and Fujin. Short and sweet.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-13-00
39. Sapphire Blues reviews
Forgive me, I just wanted to see whether I could write this. Quistis/Raijin - the strangest situations often produce the strangest couples.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 6-6-00
40. In That Way reviews
YuffieVincent poem, Vincent POV. My first ever attempt at YV. Should be put in a pit and left to burn.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-5-00
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