Yo.
WHO'S YOUS?!:
Name: Bike
Age: 20
Sex: I am woman, hear me-... you get the picture.
Current Addictions: See above topic (kidding, kidding... maybe.), MUSIC (me and my ipod are eloping), SasuNaruSasu, Naruto, Gravitation, French food, Cherry Limeaides, piercings/tattoos, Counter Strike, paintballing, my brand spankin' new drumset (which I plan on banging ALL. NIGHT. LOOOOONG.), my motorcycle
Occupation: Bundle o' joy, art student, professional procrastinator, pervert, ect.
I'm one of those people that you'd never expect to be as big as a nerd as I am (and nerd is putting it lightly, errrrr :B) even though I'm constantly screaming something about CS or the like. I'm a starving artist. Ramen donations are accepted. I could never be a hobo since if I ever had to make a cardboard sign it'd probably end up saying something like "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard." I'm English but moved to America. I like to think that I'm Black Jesus when I'm drunk and make bad jokes about Jesus/Moses as a yaoi couple. I HATE driving, which is probably why I have yet to get my license... or it could be the fact that I'm afraid of the DMV. That doesn't stop me from driving though. WATCH OUT, I COULD BE COMMIN' TO YOUR TOWN :D!! I've affectionately named my crap car "Car Ramrod." I'm a pretty shitty writer but a decent storyteller. I'm a closet anime/yaoi fan in RL, and no I don't plan on ever coming out. It's cozy. I gladly accept all marriage proposals and first borns... just as long as you don't mind polygamy.
"Life beats down and crushes the soul, and art reminds you that you have one."
Contact Info:
AIM/AOL: NarutoPassedWind
Yahoo/Email: heeythatsmybike@yahoo.com
Livejournal: http://community.livejournal.com/heeyitsyourbike/ --- Where all my un-cut fics and NC-17 roam free.
NEVER be afraid to contact me. Emails, PMs, reviews, IMs, LJ comments, whatever, I answer EVERYTHING. I don't care if it's to talk about fanfiction, discuss anime, babble about your cat, or tell me about your smelly grandma's toenails, I'm always up for a chit chat. HOWEVER, the one thing I won't answer is if the only thing you say is "update" because, I mean, what am I supposed to say, "NO WAY SUCKA!"? So if you're going to push for me to update, then at least say something else along with it or say it in a witty, creative way. (and just know that I sometimes misplace emails, so if I don't answer, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just a flake. XD)
And remember kids...
Prose Before Hoes
!!ATTENTION READERS!!
UPDATE: 11/30/07- My free time has officially crawled off and died in a ditch somewhere. I'm sorry guys! But aside from all the medical madness that's going on right now, lately my friends have had more free time so that means more hog Bike time for them. As much as I love all of you, social life and health comes before fandom life (wait, isn't that an oxymoron? XD)! I'll still be working on WWJD during class time though, so I'll TRY to update as much as I can, but I may only be able to do it once a month or so and the quality may drop slightly since my stress level right now is through the roof, up in the clouds and singing with the birds.
UPDATE: 5/9/07- Due to a job, demanding girlfriend, and me joining up with a new band, I'm going to have to put AATP on hiatus too. Sorry!! I know you guys have been bugging me about it lately (although I don't know why, since that fic was supposed to be a joke XD), but it'll have to wait a while before being continued. But I DO plan on finishing it, so no worries!
FANART
Fanart. I ADORE fanart. Actually, being an art nerd, I adore any art.. but espeically fanart. Seriously, I start making these really weird noises of PURE JOY and smile for the rest of the day/night/my life so if something I write inspires you please don't hesitate to get that sucker down on paper/canvas/photoshop/whatever! And please send me the finished product since I will gush over it and love it forever!!~ :D
Catgurl2004
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, N/A
Link: Naruto looking... cute. XD
dollhouse__x
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 1
Link: Sexy Sasuke in his leather outfit ♥
ikuyona/PropelledJimmy
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 2
Link: Sasuke wearing his Life Saver
Kimika
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 1
Link: Sasuke smokin'
RejectedAndLoved
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 2
Link: InoSaku holding on to each other
thepinkangel (my most amazing beta!! ♥)
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 3
Link: "OHNOEZ PSEUDO PR0N" (it only shows their heads though XD).
ursan-canine
Fic: Thunder Thighs
Link: He's not fat, just PHAT.~ :D
Youko-MJ/DarkFoxSS1
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, All Chapters
Link: A group of Sasuke and Naruto pictures.
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