TO-DO-LIST

1. JapanxChina fictions ELEVEN LEFT TO PUT UP/Allies and Enemies

2. See You Around, Mutou-san.

3. Power To Live

4. Heartguard/Whispers of Live + Shadow Game 101/other requests

5. Revise old stories

Stories that may come back one day: SuohxNokoru, one-shot for redemption of little Voldemort, Extended Universe AtemxYugi

MY REVIEW RATING LIST: To decipher Hikari Kame's reviews!

5. Basically perfect stories in my opinion. I generally scream awesome!! and put in lots of exclamation points, along with the words: “no criticism at all”, and I'll point out that you're on my favorite author list. Some are lucky enough to be on my author alert list. These stories are PERFECT. To me. But I'm not perfect, so if you want criticism, go find English professors or JK Rowling or something.

4. Might have some criticism, but generally still has lots of excitement and exclamation points. You MIGHT be on my favorite story list. Maybe. Only with outstanding points do you get on my favorite story list at all. These stories are PRETTY GOOD, with only one or two suggestions.

3. Some criticism, and I tell you to please update soon. I use relatively nice words to review with, and they DON’T end up on my favorite story list. These stories are OKAY, and could use work.

2. Quite a bit of criticism, and unless you fix it and can write awesome plotlines? Yeah, chances are I won't be reading your stories. Usually, to be nice, I say Please keep writing. You still have hope, but you could use lots of help. These stories are KIND OF BAD, but have hope.

1. Nothing but criticism, and perhaps an offer to be beta-reader for you. Generally stories like this have bland plotlines, very unrealistic reactions from characters and such, as well as rushed writing and lack of important details and spacing/filler, not to mention frequent grammar/spelling mistakes and bad spacing. Mary-Sues, Gary-sues, and general cheesy fantasy stories like most of the Anzu ones are. After that, I don't read your story unless it has totally changed. 99.99999 percent of fluff stories go onto this category. The rest is in category 2. These stories are TERRIBLE.

EXTRA: JapanxChina stories are becoming a special case for me. It's quite a small fandom, but I still run into the same problems: I like the pairing, but hate the story/fluff/fluffy story. Then, I usually don't review. To tell if I like the story or not, just look if I favved it. If I did, then I liked it. If I didn't, then I didn't like it. You win the internet especially if I post a link to your story on my JapanxChina group on deviantart.

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"People are living in my head, and they won't pay rent." ~Shield and Sword

"'Whiplash Jones. 'Cuz I could shoot so fast that other people got whiplash just watchin' the bullet whizz by," he said, in a perfect Texan-Southern drawl." ~Audinale55

"Hetalia: Making women care about history by using hot men since 2003." ~Zebbros

"Rape: It's how they say 'Hello!' in Japan." ~Superkrad

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"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." ~ Cyril Connolly

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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton

""If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." -George S. Patton

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." -Patton

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." -Patton

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"Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" -Orwell

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting" -Orwell

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"Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins." -Rand

"Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice." -Rand

"God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive" -Rand

"I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine" -Rand

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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else" -Churchill

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it" -Churchill

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"People call me insane, but I'll have you know, the voices in my head strongly disagree."

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'Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I tihnk they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"' - Jon Stewart

'My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.'- Rita Mae Brown

DISCLAIMER FOR ALL MY FANFICTIONS.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.

Goals in Life: 1. To finish ALL my stories. 2. to become a famous writer. 3. to make TV shows. 4. To animate my favorite fanfictions. 5. to meet Kazuki Takahashi, that elusive god that is the Yugioh creator. 6. For my stories to become very popular on Fanfiction.net, because it is both my birthplace and because it shows that I got all the fangirls~! 7. Get some of my songs out there? 8. LEARN THE SECRETS OF DISNEY. Good Disney, not crappy Disney stuff 8. meet Himaruya Hidekaz, that elusive god that is the Hetalia creator. 9. Meet Kaida Yuki and other Hetalia voice actors. 10. Make Circleworld, a serious business and super complicated Hetalia cosplay group. 11. Make EELG, a glee parody

"Snails have more personality than Twilight characters. That's pretty sad. Put it together with a Mary-Sue girlfriend, extreme stalking and pedophiling, and a Deus Ex Machina boyfriend, and what do we get? A really bad fantasy. A really really bad fantasy."

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Please Help!

4Kids, after taking over the WB, cancelled Legion of Super Heroes season 3, leaving a lot of loose plotlines, including the prospect of Brainiac 5's return, and the looming threat of the evil Brainiac, which came from Brainiac 5's robotic parts. Cancelling season 3 left the Legion of Super Heroes series hugely unfinished.

Hey 4Kids!, where's our Season 3?! IF YOU WANT TO SEE 4Kids! MAKE SEASON 3, SIGN THESE PETITIONS!

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Axis Powers Hetalia~!

1)China

2)Japan

3)America

4)England

5)Germany

6)Italy

7)Taiwan

8) Hong Kong

9) Russia

10) Prussia

11)Austria

12) Korea

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Prussia and German is Germancest, I believe. And yes.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

America is AWESOME hot. xDDD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Italy got China pregnant….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! So first I would laugh my head off, then Asia would throw a fit, Italy would freak out, China would freak even more out, and Japan would be like, “China, I told you to be careful around Italy. Make sure he takes responsibility.” xDD

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah…My favorite one would have to be Crack!ChinaxRussia. I don’t like the pairing, but it was too funny of a story to pass up. Meet the Siblings, I think it was called.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Taiwan and Japan? I guess…although it’s always one-sided to me. Not too bad though.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

England/Hong Kong or England and Prussia…Yeah, definitely HK would be better. At least they’ve interacted with each other.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Taiwan finds America and HK in a relationship. Wow…ok. Taiwan would freak out. I sure would.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Japan/Italy. Japan’s never been the innocent one. It had always been Italy. But when Italy turns the tables and dares to do the unthinkable, Japan’s not even sure if he can get Italy to assume responsibility at all.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Prussia/England? Oh no. No nonononononononono.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

China/Germany?? Umm….The Man Behind the Immortal Mask. Oh I don’t know! Does this pairing even exist?!

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

America/Austria?! Wow, Austria teaches America about real music, but America’s got other things on his mind. Smut ensues. Yup.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Taiwan’s always been in only het stories. But I don’t know anyone who reads them. Russia slash is a totally different story though…

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Russia songfic…To The End by My Chemical Romance. Gosh that song is good.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Japan/America/Italy – I’d make Italy and America fight over Japan. Warning: OOC and pure crack!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

What pickup line would Hong Kong use on Germany?! Umm..”You like Asian porn?” –gets shot-

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia and Hong Kong? -sigh-

Hong Kong never understood the man. He yelled out insanely egotistical words with a viciously mischievous mask. And yet his eyes spoke of bodies contorted in pain.

Hong Kong couldn’t even remember when he had met him, or why he had met him, or anything at all. The thought of his “family” finding out about this relationship and their reactions flitted through his mind…

And died when Prussia, the object of Hong Kong’s every thought these days, waltzed through the door. He wrapped his arms around the special administrative region and pecked him on the cheek.

“Prussi-yah.” Hong Kong said in a Cantonese accent.

“Hmm?”

“Why do I like you so much –yah?” Hong Kong said bluntly.

Prussia unwound his arms from Hong Kong’s waist and tapped his own chin, deep in thought. Hong Kong’s heart beat from the excitement.

“Guess its because not even you can resist my awesomeness.” He finally said, grinning as he approached Hong Kong again.

And Hong Kong sighed and let Prussia push him onto the bed.

-Hey, that wasn’t too bad!-

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Taiwan walked in on Japan and Korea? Oh god…Taiwan would cry madly, China would throw some well-deserved fit, Japan would surprise everyone with his seme powers, I don’t know.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

England to deflower China would be Opium war plotlines galore! I think I’ve seen those around too…

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Taiwan slash? No.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

America het? No. It exists, but I don’t know anyone who reads it.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think one of my friends may have drawn Austria once, but probably not.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Japan, England, and Germany? Hell no.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Something sexy and awesome. And probably with the words sexy, awesome in it. And if its Germancest, because that is sexy and awesome, then Germany!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time I read a fic about Germany was probably...just a few days ago? Maybe a week? Germany/Italy is practically canon…

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Italy’s super secret kink? Something with dark clothing and crosses, things that represent Holy Roman Empire pretty well. And he’s total S. =D

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Austria shag Russia? More like high, not drunk. As Mizu Falls From Kumo said, either the author or the characters are drunk…

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

America/Taiwan. America would be top. xp

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

China and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia suddenly runs off with -Lithuania oh wait, nevermind- England. WHUT?!

China, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Austria –bonding over music??- and a brief unhappy affair with Korea –oh dear, I CAN TELL WHY CHINA’S UNHAPPY NOW. XDD- and then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with Japan.

TITLE: Sino-Soviet Split and Korea. Jeez, that would be one hell of a story.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Good! Taiwan/Hong Kong are usually paired together anyway.

This is fun. Fill in your favorite LoSH members and then answer the questions. Don't cheat!

1-Brainiac 5

2-Superman

3-Phantom Girl

4-Lightning Lad

5-Saturn Girl

6-Bouncing Boy

7-Triplicate Girl

8-Shrinking Violet

9-Cosmic Boy

10-Kell-El

11-Timber Wolf

12-Chameleon Boy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell no!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh…ok, kinda, not really.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Chameleon Boy got Shrinking Violet pregnant…it’d be a cheesy fluff story

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

For Cosmic Boy, a few…

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Superman and Bouncing Boy? Hell no!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9, because it’s Saturn and Cosmic

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Triplicate walking in on Superman and Chameleon Boy….Oh god. That must never happen ever.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Phantom Girl has always rode Kell-El’s nerves the wrong way, and she goes out of her way to do it. But why??

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Brain and Vi? Yes….unfortunately.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Chameleon Boy, always an outcast because of his money, seeks comfort from the Legionnare with the most hearts.)

MORE THAN ENOUGH

Lookies, I even did a short summary.

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Violet, maybe that Avril Lavigne song, you know, Girlfriend?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: crappy pairing. Very crappy pairing.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Centered around Saturn Girl? Uh….a long time ago.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

...Brainiac 5 and Triplicate Girl are in a happy relationship until Cosmic Boy runs off with Lightning Lad. HAHAHAAHAHAHA Brainy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Superman (yeah! JUST KIDDING, IT’S TIMBER WOLF) and a brief unhappy affair with Chameleon Boy, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA then follows the wise advice of Saturn Girl (wow, mine is Saturn Girl too) and finds true love with Bouncing Boy.

God Help us…

What title would you give this fic?

Brainy’s Second Alignment (AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA)

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Triplicate Girl and Violet was Canon, than why can’t BrainyxSuperman be canon? They’re halfway there already anyway!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!

No one’s made a Yugioh one yet, so here goes.

1) Yugi Muto

2) Yami/Atemu

3) Seto Kaiba

4) Joey Wheeler

5) Marik Ishtar

6) Ryou Bakura

7) Yami Bakura

8) Ishizu Ishtar

9) Mai Kujaku (I hate her American name.)

10) Valon (Last name unknown)

11) Raphael (Last name unknown)

12) Pegasus J. Crawford. (I saw a store with J. Crawford as it’s name. xD)

Alrighty, here goes!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ryou/Raphael) before?

No. That’d be some serious pedo-fiction right there.

2) Do you think Four (Joey) is hot? How hot?

He’s funny, but not hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve (Pegasus) got Eight (Ishizu) pregnant?

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Mai)?

Yeah. It’s either Yuri, or Joey and her.

5) Would Two (Atem) and Six (Ryou) make a good couple?

Uhhhhh….no. Yami Bakura would raise hell. Good God.

6) Five/Nine (Marik/Mai) or Five/Ten (Marik/Valon)?

Marik and Mai. It would be a relatively normal relationship, although I’m starting to think that Marik’s shorter than Mai. xD Marik and Valon….no.

7) What would happen if Seven (Bakura) walked in on Two (Atem) and One (Yugi) having sex?

Heehee. Heeeheheheheheehehehehehehehheeee!! Bakura would go nuts!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Seto/Valon) Fanfic.

Kaiba always knew that one day his life would get amazingly screwed over. He just never figured that it'd be screwed over by beer, brunette sexiness, and Australian accents. And more beer.

...Yeah, not doing that again.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Yugi/Ishizu) fluff?

No. Yugi depressed over Atem, Ishizu playing mommy...let's not bother here.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Bakura/Pegasus)?

Tortured Bonds. I dunno.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Seven (Bakura) to de-flower Nine (Mai)?

Oh wow. Rape?? @.@

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Seto) het?

Yeah. She even tries to write it. Have you seen the Mary-Sue’s lately??

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Raphael)?

No. But there’s probably people who do.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Atem/Joey/Marik)?

Wow, someone should go do that. It'd be rape and kinda weird but...you know what, never mind. No, I don't know anyone who does that.

15) What might Ten (Valon) scream at a moment of great passion?

Since he’s so in love with Mai…Mai? I guess?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Ishizu), what song would you choose?

All These Lives by Daughtry

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Yugi/Ryou/Pegasus) fic, what would the warning be?

Mega pedophiling. Wow. Mega, Mega pedophiling.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Valon) to use on Two (Atem)?

Uh……What?? Okay….maybe, something about Valon redeeming himself for Atem…Maybe? God, that’s just nuts.

19) How might Eleven (Raphael) describe a relationship between Two (Atem) and Eight (Ishizu)?

Raphael would probably be all happy for them and talk about their past lives and stuff. Whatever.

20) How emo is Seven (Bakura)?

He’s violent. Not emo. Not even a bit.

21)One (Yugi) and Nine (Mai) are in a happy relationship HUH?, until Nine (Mai) runs off with Four (Joey). NOW it makes sense. One (Yugi), broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven (Raphael) Oh wow. and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Pegasus), then follows the wise advice of Five (Marik) and finds true love in Two (Atem). What would you call this fan fiction?

Umm….not that bad of one. It actually makes sense half the time. But it'd be one serious crack-filled plot.

I love Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird. There, I said it. Movie him is purty...

What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

How to be an Artist: by Sark

Stay loose.
Learn to watch snails.
Plant impossible gardens.
Invite someone dangerous to tea.
Make little signs that say Yes! and post them all over the house.
Make friends with freedom and uncertainty.
Look forward to dreams.
Cry during movies.
Swing as high as you can on a swingset, by moonlight.
Cultivate moods.
Refuse to "be responsible".
Do it for love.
Take lots of naps.
Give money away.
Do it now.
The money will follow.
Believe in magic.
Laugh alot.
Celebrate every gorgeous moment.
Take moonbaths.
Have wild imaginings, transformative dreams, and perfect calm.
Draw on the walls.
Read everyday.
Imagine yourself magic.
Giggle with children.
Listen to old people.
Open up.
Dive in.
Be free.
Bless yourself.
Drive away fear.
Play with everything.
Entertain your inner child.
You are innocent.
Build a fort with blankets.
Get wet.
Hug trees.
Write love letters.

My Top Ten Reasons You Know You Are a Manga Character - Mainly YGO style!

1. Even the boys around you are pretty. If you're a boy, you're pretty.

2. If you're a girl or there are girls around you, you or the other girls have painfully cutesy magical something.

3. If you're a boy, you're either Prince Charming or gay.

4. Your clothes have magical powers. Coat tails of Death!

5. Your hair has magical powers. Enough said.

6. If you have a love life, it's as bad as Twilight.

7. Sometimes you or people around you have weird facial features, as if they were BADLY DRAWN!! Or recently, your nose has changed from pointy to realistically rounded. Even though the rest of your face is still anime pointy and your eyes still have raccoon eyeliner around them. Takahashi-sensei made new cover art for YGO: http://kangofu.livejournal.com/7350.html

8. When you or people around you speak and are translated into English, it's terrible. Things like "unnecessary cheese" and "New York" seem to come up, or you become incredibly cheesy and start changing your names into things like "Joey Wheeler" or "Blister" or "Trudge."

9. You have weird body proportions.

10. When you cry, waterfalls come out of your eyes. And when you are exasperated, you suddenly get pulled to the ground by some painful force of gravity. Or lines and huge rain drops appear on your face.

Making that list was fun. Thanks HARPGO!

www.SemeUke.com

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil! =

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'. What is this normal you speak of?

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap! - Anonymous

The voices in my head think you have mental problems. - Anonymous

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Anonymous

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

.:LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:.

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

MAJOR LOL:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, Francis, etc, is forever linked to Hetalia.
30. When questions on your history test involve two nations and invasion, you can't quite think straight after that. Get it, straight? =D
31. What do you mean, Japan and China aren't actually so friendly with each other they stay at each other's houses, drink tea, tell stories, and act all cuddly?! THIS DEFIES HETALIA LOGIC.

Quotes from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. (14)

"...I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --"
"He was asking for it," snarled Dudley. (13)

"I heard you last night," said Dudley breathlessly. "Talking in your sleep. Moaning." (15)

"Ah well...wand still in your jeans?" (53)

"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WAND OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!" (84)

"You two just Apparated on my knees!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --" (97)

"There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly. (100)

"...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom." (85)

"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open." (121)

"Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight holes." (154)

"He's having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled. (218)

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this." (343)

"...when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk." (387)

"She's somethin' when she's roused, Olympe...fiery, you know...'spect it's the French in her..." (432)

"He was rather taller than Snape, who, Harry noticed, had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what Harry was sure was the handle of his wand." (520)

"Stand up and take out your wand, Potter." (533)

"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control." (535)

"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand. (535)

"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor." (536)

"Ron wrenched the hangings apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back." (586)

"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly. (627)

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wand out, Potter."
Harry moved into his usual position... (638)

"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649)

"...did things with a wand I've never seen before..." (711)

Whew! That was long!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4830905/1/Bleeding_Hearts

Go read that story. AlwaysYourAibou posted my sequel to her story on her profile, so I should do the same. Of course, I wrote the sequel and sang crazy praises in it, but still. Perfect story, and to get the full effect, read it ON Valentine's Day, and then go to the supermarket or something and look at all the cutesy V-Day balloons and stuff. I was depressed for a whole day. A WHOLE DAY!! I'm so crazy and hyper and happy all the time I can't even be angry for an hour! Unless hormones mess with me, then yes, my anger will last a bit longer. But seriously? Bleeding Hearts is AWESOME.

~~Memorable Reviews!~~

Story: The Power To Live
Chapter: 9. Chapter 9

From: Atem-is-fked ()
--

Holy crap! Tea knows! grabs guns Must kill her before whole world knows!
pants Damn! That that dancer girl is fast!

Atem better start killing Mai after this, good chance Yugi will be explaining
the situation while his new dad is in jail. AUGH! The guy should've put the
damn yanked phone plug the moment Yugi was driving him nuts with his riding
skills..."
--

-Whoever you are, please message me. We have so much to talk about...sigh.

Story: My Love is Only Sheathed
Chapter: 1. Chapter 1

From: Citrus Sunscreen ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1287561/ )
Reply URL: http://login.fanfiction.net/review_pm.php?reviewid=92837567
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That was...so...breathless...heart-wrenchingly painful yet delicious
because it's Japan/China...and...oh gosh, I love the bit where you were
describing China's wounds, the old and fresh. And the ring! Too cute! Please
do continue!

-My FIRST Hetalia fanfiction review, and such a loving one! And for JapanxChina!! So awesome!!

Story: The Night of Sevens
Chapter: 1. Chapter 1

From: Hiroko Yamashita ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1031865/ )
Reply URL: http://login.fanfiction.net/review_pm.php?reviewid=116574929
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I wanna wag my finger at everyone else who didn't review this lovely fic, but
I'm usually too lazy to review even really good fics I read, so I guess I
shouldn't judge.

I thought you got everyone's characterization spot on, but their interactions
were even better. The Axis all had this easy and comfortable sort of affection
you would expect from old friends. Their being like that even though they're
not as close as they used to be really warmed my heart. ^^ And I think that
really helped underscore the whole theme of how friendships and love can be
reattained even after growing apart.

Your portrayal of China and Japan's relationship made so much sense to me. It
was like they're still caught in the dynamics of a parent/child kind of
relationship but also trying to come to terms with being pretty much equals
now.

I liked were Germany's wish. I "AWWW"'d out loud at that. So cute! I was
totally in love with China's interactions with Italy, not only because it's a
rare thing, but because I liked how it seemed to make Japan long for the good
old days. Japan intentionally annoying China with his eating habits was
hilarious and I was so touched by China trying to ignore it, since we all know
how that stuff bothers him. XD

I think the ending wrapped things up very well. Even as they wish for times
that are gone, they still have plenty to look forward to. It was such a
hopeful and satisfying ending. I really loved it. ^_^ Thanks for making my
night!

-I worked my butt for this story to make it subtle and meaningful and deep all at the same time. First review, and definitely one of the best I've ever gotten.

And now, for ~~FANART~~

Beating Veins and Shifting Pulses: http://caristonie-artmasta.deviantart.com/art/BV-SP-fanart-Brainy-107398892 My first one...sniff. I feel so happsy!!

Thanks, Caristonie-peoplez! Deviant: http://caristonie-artmasta.deviantart.com/

MY FIRST DOUJINSHI!!!

http://purple-rainbow.deviantart.com/art/Tsundere-pg-1-180458173

This one's for In Which Japan teaches America About Tsunderes. Thanks Purple Rainbow!

x--x

PAIRINGS: JAPANXCHINA, YAMI/ATEMXYUGI

CHINAXMIKA HATSUNE [ROMAHETA] IS THE ONLY STRAIGHT PAIRING I FANGIRL FOR.