UPDATE: OCTOBER 27, 2009

My friend got me addicted to Axis Powers Hetalia. It's become my second favorite series, and JapanxChina has become my OTP. Seriously. It's even more important to me than OMG YAMIXYUGI. I hope the world's not ending or something...

And since there's no love for this pairing, I'm going to be obsessed with this pairing for a while. Any writing done will be done for them.

Sorry to my YGO readers and such. I'll try to update as soon as possible, okay? And feel free to yell out me about that - maybe I'll update more, who knows?

If you want me to update a story, you have to request it. Just send a message and I'll get to it when I can. First come first serve!!

KEEP SENDING THOSE REQUESTIONS!! REVIEWS WORK TOO. Otherwise I might forget your request, and that wouldn't be good, now would it?

And I shortened my profile. For those of you who still want to see all the old stuff, just send me a message. I have it in a word document. I DID shorten it! I did!

TO-DO-LIST

1. JapanxChina fictions/Allies and Enemies

2. See You Around, Mutou-san.

3. Power To Live

4. Heartguard/Whispers of Live + Shadow Game 101/other requests

5. Revise old stories

6. New Stories

MY REVIEW RATING LIST: To decipher Hikari Kame's reviews!

5. Basically perfect stories in my opinion. I generally scream awesome!! and put in lots of exclamation points, along with the words: “no criticism at all”, and I'll point out that you're on my favorite author list. Some are lucky enough to be on my author alert list. These stories are PERFECT.

4. Might have some criticism, but generally still has lots of excitement and exclamation points. You MIGHT be on my favorite story list. Maybe. Only with outstanding points do you get on my favorite story list at all. These stories are PRETTY GOOD, with only one or two suggestions.

3. Some criticism, and I tell you to please update soon. I use relatively nice words to review with, and they DON’T end up on my favorite story list. These stories are OKAY, and could use work.

2. Quite a bit of criticism, and unless you fix it and can write awesome plotlines? Yeah, chances are I won't be reading your stories. Usually, to be nice, I say Please keep writing. You still have hope, but you could use lots of help. These stories are KIND OF BAD, but have hope.

1. Nothing but criticism, and perhaps an offer to be beta-reader for you. Generally stories like this have bland plotlines, very unrealistic reactions from characters and such, as well as rushed writing and lack of important details and spacing/filler, not to mention frequent grammar/spelling mistakes and bad spacing. Mary-Sues, Gary-sues, and general cheesy fantasy stories like most of the Anzu ones are. After that, I don't read your story unless it has totally changed. 99.99999 percent of fluff stories go onto this category. The rest is in category 2. These stories are TERRIBLE.

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"DRAT AND THUNDERATION!" My profile seems to have become a mite long. If you have no desire to read a very long bio, I suggest you click the little 'Hide Bio' button!!

"AAAAAAAHHH!! FLUFFY FICS OF DEATH!! My immortal enemy...!!" -Hikari Kame, when she saw the atrocities that was yamihikari fanfics. o.0 0.o Or worse, Mary-Sues. shudders At least Gary-Sues can appeal to my fangirl side, but not that I read them. There's enough cheesyness in those YamiHikari fics.

"People are living in my head, and they won't pay rent." ~Shield and Sword

"Hetalia: Making women care about history by using hot men since 2003." ~Zebbros

"Rape: It's how they say 'Hello!' in Japan." ~Superkrad

DISCLAIMER FOR ALL MY FANFICTIONS.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.

ABOUT ME:

Name: Hikari Kame, but Kame will do.

Age: I'm still young.

Where I live: California! So deal with the californication that is my fanfictions, okay?

Ambition: To become a writer and have a nice big house and easy life. All for writing.

Goals in Life: 1. To finish ALL my stories. 2. to become a famous writer. 3. to make TV shows. 4. To animate my favorite fanfictions. 5. to meet Kazuki Takahashi, that elusive god that is the Yugioh creator. 6. For my stories to become very popular on Fanfiction.net, because it is both my birthplace and because it shows that I got all the fangirls~! 7. Get some of my songs out there? 8. LEARN THE SECRETS OF DISNEY. good Disney, not crappy Disney stuff

Personality: I'm happy, I'm crazy, and I'm a dork. And a fangirl. That should sum it up pretty well...yup, that's it.

Quotes: "Don't think about the what ifs. Think about what is. Otherwise, you'll never have any good what is's and nothing but what if's. ALthough what if's make GREAT plot ideas."

"Don't get excited."

"Don't look at the world as what it should be. Look at it as what it CAN be. A life is only as good as its dreams."

"Don't say never."

"Snails have more personality than Twilight characters. That's pretty sad. Put it together with a Mary-Sue girlfriend, extreme stalking and pedophiling, and a Deus Ex Machina boyfriend, and what do we get? A really bad fantasy. A really really bad fantasy."

My muse wants one too. All this is based off of her own fanfiction story, Magician's Valkyria.

About me:

Name: Magician's Valkyria/M. Valkyria, or just Valkyria. Kame calls me Kyra or Val, but don't you do it. I have to keep Kame around to write down my awesome ideas and to keep my status as muse alive, so I can't Magic Illusion her ass. Yet. On the other hand, I will be happy to magic illusion YOUR ass if you piss me off by disobeying me. My Ancient Egyptian name was Kriesthma.

Age: I'm a little older than Atem and Mana, but I'm still young...

Where I live: I go between the Monster World and Kame's head to fulfil my duties as a duel monster and Kame's muse. Sometimes I spend some more time in the Monster world to antagonize and fight with DMG, but mainly I stick around in Kame's head.

Ambition: To become more powerful and more important that DMG.

Goals in Life: To kick DMG's butt and really humiliate her for once. She always gets her way...grr...

Personality: I am a studious, serious person who is responsible and reliable. Although I don't have a lot, I make the most out of what I have. I can have a temper sometimes, but in the end, I'm a good person. I'm basically the opposite of Dark Magician Girl.

Quotes: "I don't care what my card says, just because I'm the magician sacrifice in the game doesn't mean you can use me as a sacrifice so that you can go have fun while I do all your chores!!"

"If you're bubbly, childish, and stupid, you're stupid. If you're popular because of it, you're Dark Magician Girl. I HATE Dark Magician Girl."

Please enjoy!

July 09 is My Muse's birthday, because today is the day I named it. Although my muse has been around for a while, it's only now that I see its identity. Since my muse is so Yugioh crazy, I decided to name it as my favorite duel monsters card: VALKYRIA. More specifically, Magician's Valkyria. Say hi to Valkyria, my muse!! M. Valkyria waves her staff and waves. I did always like that card.

ATTENTION: I WILL NEVER ABANDON ANY STORIES. I JUST NEED TO GET AROUND TO WRITING THEM. If you tell me which ones you want me to update, I'll update those stories more. Just saying. Plus, my writing has gotten better now, so the later chapters will be longer and stuff. You just have to dendure the long waits and the bad first chapters, okay?

I've given up on naming chapters. It just gets old and too much work. Maybe I'll actually name them when I write real stories, not fanfiction. I'll only put in real effort into fanfiction when the plot requires it. Otherwise, it's just plot and getting the story out there.

UPDATES AND STUFF: From now on, my updates will be on my Gaia journal: http://gaiaonline.com/journal/journal.php?mode=view&u=1316997

I'M ACCEPTING BETAS!! COME HERE AND TELL ME YOUR STORIES!! And I'll try to help. I'll have to juggle that with school, hobbies, and updating my own stories, but that's okay! ALSO, IF YOU THINK THAT I NEED A BETA READER, PLEASE TELL ME WHY. I don't want to spend time waiting for beta readers, so I tend to beta my own stories. If you think I need to, tell me. If you can read it and it still flows pretty well and you can enjoy the story, then great.

You know, I'm glad some of my not-so-popular stories are becoming more popular. Some are neglected by readers, even though I believe that all of them are written the same way: by me. In my eyes, they're all equally developed and stuff, so I'd appreciate the same feedback. Speaking of feedback, I wonder if anyone ever reads my long reviews...

Please Help!

4Kids, after taking over the WB, cancelled Legion of Super Heroes season 3, leaving a lot of loose plotlines, including the prospect of Brainiac 5's return, and the looming threat of the evil Brainiac, which came from Brainiac 5's robotic parts. Cancelling season 3 left the Legion of Super Heroes series hugely unfinished.

Hey 4Kids!, where's our Season 3?! IF YOU WANT TO SEE 4Kids! MAKE SEASON 3, SIGN THESE PETITIONS!

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/SavetheLegion

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/LOSHseason3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/LOSHseason3

Sign petitions please!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT IS LOVE. KITXLEN IS MORE LOVE~!

SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY IS ALSO LOVE. ZACKXCODY IS GODLY LOVE~!!

Just realized that my pairings are lost in my block of text, so here's some help: (because we all know that a yaoi fangirl's identity is the shippings she adores)

OTP FOR YUGIOH: YAMI/ATEMXYUGI Same person, people!

OTP FOR AZIS POWERS HETALIA: JAPANXCHINA!! BUT NO KOREA. HE'S LIKE FRANCE...0.o And AlfredxArthur Squee~!

OTP FOR YUGIOH GX: JUDAI/JADENXSHO/SYRUS

OTP FOR YUGIOH 5D: JACKXYUUSEI

OTP FOR CLAMP SCHOOL DETECTIVES: NOKORUXSUOH

OTP FOR LEGION OF SUPER HEROES: BRAINXSUPERMAN

OTP FOR HARRY POTTER: HARRYXDRACO!!

OTP FOR SAILOR MOON: HARUKAXMICHIRU. They're just too perfect...they're both such pieces of work, it's epic win right there.

OTP FOR DETECTIVE CONAN/CASE CLOSED: HARLEY(Heiji)XJIMMY(Shinichi)

OTP FOR LORD OF THE FLIES: RALPHXJACK. They actually act like a married couple, it's pretty funny.

OTP FOR KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT: KITXLEN!!

OTP FOR SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY: ZACKXCODY. Duh.

OTP FOR OTHER CLAMP WORKS: KAMUIXFUMA, SEISHIROUXSUBARU, ASHURAXYASHA

OTP FOR YU YU HAKUSHO: HIEIXKURAMA!! But Kurama's uke...I just can't see Hiei letting himself get into uke situations.

And maybe NaruSasu...?? Maybe.

All my other pairings are somewhere around here in this mess. Go find it. Rawr. Just kidding, I'm kidding!

Shippings I like that don't really make sense: yamixkaiba(even though it'll never show up in my fics, or just onesided) dracoxharry, garyxash, etc.

Please read my stories and comment. =.= Any helpful tips are most appreciated!

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A WHOLE BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF: SKIP TO THE BOTTOM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS STUFF. It's quite entertaining, though.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Axis Powers Hetalia~!

1)China

2)Japan

3)America

4)England

5)Germany

6)Italy

7)Taiwan

8) Hong Kong

9) Russia

10) Prussia

11)Austria

12) Korea

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Prussia and German is Germancest, I believe. And yes.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

America is AWESOME hot. xDDD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Italy got China pregnant….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! So first I would laugh my head off, then Asia would throw a fit, Italy would freak out, China would freak even more out, and Japan would be like, “China, I told you to be careful around Italy. Make sure he takes responsibility.” xDD

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah…My favorite one would have to be Crack!ChinaxRussia. I don’t like the pairing, but it was too funny of a story to pass up. Meet the Siblings, I think it was called.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Taiwan and Japan? I guess…although it’s always one-sided to me. Not too bad though.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

England/Hong Kong or England and Prussia…Yeah, definitely HK would be better. At least they’ve interacted with each other.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Taiwan finds America and HK in a relationship. Wow…ok. Taiwan would freak out. I sure would.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Japan/Italy. Japan’s never been the innocent one. It had always been Italy. But when Italy turns the tables and dares to do the unthinkable, Japan’s not even sure if he can get Italy to assume responsibility at all.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Prussia/England? Oh no. No nonononononononono.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

China/Germany?? Umm….The Man Behind the Immortal Mask. Oh I don’t know! Does this pairing even exist?!

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

America/Austria?! Wow, Austria teaches America about real music, but America’s got other things on his mind. Smut ensues. Yup.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Taiwan’s always been in only het stories. But I don’t know anyone who reads them. Russia slash is a totally different story though…

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Russia songfic…To The End by My Chemical Romance. Gosh that song is good.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Japan/America/Italy – I’d make Italy and America fight over Japan. Warning: OOC and pure crack!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

What pickup line would Hong Kong use on Germany?! Umm..”You like Asian porn?” –gets shot-

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia and Hong Kong? -sigh-

Hong Kong never understood the man. He yelled out insanely egotistical words with a viciously mischievous mask. And yet his eyes spoke of bodies contorted in pain.

Hong Kong couldn’t even remember when he had met him, or why he had met him, or anything at all. The thought of his “family” finding out about this relationship and their reactions flitted through his mind…

And died when Prussia, the object of Hong Kong’s every thought these days, waltzed through the door. He wrapped his arms around the special administrative region and pecked him on the cheek.

“Prussi-yah.” Hong Kong said in a Cantonese accent.

“Hmm?”

“Why do I like you so much –yah?” Hong Kong said bluntly.

Prussia unwound his arms from Hong Kong’s waist and tapped his own chin, deep in thought. Hong Kong’s heart beat from the excitement.

“Guess its because not even you can resist my awesomeness.” He finally said, grinning as he approached Hong Kong again.

And Hong Kong sighed and let Prussia push him onto the bed.

-Hey, that wasn’t too bad!-

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Taiwan walked in on Japan and Korea? Oh god…Taiwan would cry madly, China would throw some well-deserved fit, Japan would surprise everyone with his seme powers, I don’t know.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

England to deflower China would be Opium war plotlines galore! I think I’ve seen those around too…

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Taiwan slash? No.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

America het? No. It exists, but I don’t know anyone who reads it.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think one of my friends may have drawn Austria once, but probably not.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Japan, England, and Germany? Hell no.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Something sexy and awesome. And probably with the words sexy, awesome in it. And if its Germancest, because that is sexy and awesome, then Germany!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time I read a fic about Germany was probably...just a few days ago? Maybe a week? Germany/Italy is practically canon…

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Italy’s super secret kink? Something with dark clothing and crosses, things that represent Holy Roman Empire pretty well. And he’s total S. =D

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Austria shag Russia? More like high, not drunk. As Mizu Falls From Kumo said, either the author or the characters are drunk…

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

America/Taiwan. America would be top. xp

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

China and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia suddenly runs off with -Lithuania oh wait, nevermind- England. WHUT?!

China, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Austria –bonding over music??- and a brief unhappy affair with Korea –oh dear, I CAN TELL WHY CHINA’S UNHAPPY NOW. XDD- and then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with Japan.

TITLE: Sino-Soviet Split and Korea. Jeez, that would be one hell of a story.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Good! Taiwan/Hong Kong are usually paired together anyway.

This is fun. Fill in your favorite LoSH members and then answer the questions. Don't cheat!

1-Brainiac 5

2-Superman

3-Phantom Girl

4-Lightning Lad

5-Saturn Girl

6-Bouncing Boy

7-Triplicate Girl

8-Shrinking Violet

9-Cosmic Boy

10-Kell-El

11-Timber Wolf

12-Chameleon Boy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hell no!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh…ok, kinda, not really.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Chameleon Boy got Shrinking Violet pregnant…it’d be a cheesy fluff story

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

For Cosmic Boy, a few…

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Superman and Bouncing Boy? Hell no!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9, because it’s Saturn and Cosmic

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Triplicate walking in on Superman and Chameleon Boy….Oh god. That must never happen ever.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Phantom Girl has always rode Kell-El’s nerves the wrong way, and she goes out of her way to do it. But why??

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Brain and Vi? Yes….unfortunately.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Chameleon Boy, always an outcast because of his money, seeks comfort from the Legionnare with the most hearts.)

MORE THAN ENOUGH

Lookies, I even did a short summary.

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Violet, maybe that Avril Lavigne song, you know, Girlfriend?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: crappy pairing. Very crappy pairing.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Centered around Saturn Girl? Uh….a long time ago.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

...Brainiac 5 and Triplicate Girl are in a happy relationship until Cosmic Boy runs off with Lightning Lad. HAHAHAAHAHAHA Brainy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Superman (yeah! JUST KIDDING, IT’S TIMBER WOLF) and a brief unhappy affair with Chameleon Boy, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA then follows the wise advice of Saturn Girl (wow, mine is Saturn Girl too) and finds true love with Bouncing Boy.

God Help us…

What title would you give this fic?

Brainy’s Second Alignment (AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA)

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Triplicate Girl and Violet was Canon, than why can’t BrainyxSuperman be canon? They’re halfway there already anyway!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!

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SAILOR MOON

1) Haruka Tenou

2) Michiru Kaiou

3) Seiya Kou

4) Nehensial

5) Makoto Kino

6) Ami Mizuno

7) Rei Hino

8) Usagi Tsukino

9) Minako Aino

10) Mimet

11) Mamoru Chiba

12) Galaxia

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ami/Mamoru) before?

Yes. It was basically Mamoru two-timing Usagi and Ami. xpp

2) Do you think Four (Nehensial) is hot? How hot?

Nehensial is pretty cool. Hot is up to somebody else

3) What would happen if Twelve (Galaxia) got Eight (Usagi) pregnant?

Dang. It’d be something only the legendary Senshi could do, and it would

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Minako)?

Yeah…but I didn’t read them. I just saw the summaries.

5) Would Two (Michiru) and Six (Ami) make a good couple?

Yeah…bonding over their swimming thing. Good couple…Haruka would raise hell though. That’d be interesting to see.

6) Five/Nine (Makoto/Minako) or Five/Ten (Makoto/Mimet)?

Just out of curiosity, why do they all have “M” names??

And definitely five/nine. Mimet and Makoto would be hellish. At least the first one wouldn’t be too bad…although to me, they’re all just friends.

7) What would happen if Seven (Rei) walked in on Two (Michiru) and One (Haruka) having sex?

Hehe. Rei would scream, and scream, and spaz out, and get angry, and scream. And then tell everyone so that everyone would be equally as traumatized.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Seiya/Mimet) Fanfic.

Uh….Okay.

Parallel Universe. Kou Seiya, lead singer of Starlights, is approached by a suspicious, perky, and suspiciously perky girl named Mimet. After trying to kill Seiya, they fall in love. What? A story of angst, true love, and redemption.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Haruka/Usagi) fluff?

Yes. Just look at the regular series for all their flirting. Or just make Usagi cry and Haruka comfort her. Simple.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Rei/Galaxia)?

Tough on the outside, True Love on the Inside. Yeah, bad title.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Seven (Rei) to de-flower Nine (Minako)?

Both Rei and Minako are relatively innocent, right? So…let Rei go crazy one night and then Haruka and Michiru come over to teach them how to be adults and them let Rei go nuts. Simple!

Wow, that would be such a headache.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Seiya) het?

No. But I’m sure there are people who read that.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Mamoru)?

No. But there’s probably people who do.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Michiru/Nehensial/Makoto)?

You’re kidding me.

15) What might Ten (Mimet) scream at a moment of great passion?

Probably something incredibly cheesy and stupid.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Usagi), what song would you choose?

I’d do SeiyaxUsagi, and the song Listen To Your Heart.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Haruka/Ami/Galaxia) fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This fic basically makes absolutely no sense. Rape, extreme angst, everyone dies, etc.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Mimet) to use on Two (Michiru)?

I don’t even know how that would work. Mimet’s such a spaz.

19) How might Eleven (Mamoru) describe a relationship between Two (Michiru) and Eight (Usagi)?

Mamoru would so complain and whine. He would talk about how both him and Haruka lost the game of love and stuff. xD But as long as they’re happy, you know.

20) How emo is Seven (Rei)?

Not very, but you could totally make a good oneshot out of it. A real fic wouldn’t work as well though. Or, if you consider when the world was ending and that’s all that Rei could think about…then yeah, she’s emo.

21)One (Haruka) and Nine (Minako) are in a happy relationship, until Nine (Minako) runs off with Four (Nehensial). One (Haruka), broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven (Mamoru) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Galaxia), then follows the wise advice of Five (Makoto) and finds true love in Two (Michiru). What would you call this fan fiction?

When Haruka stops being such a player, really comes out of the closet, and finds True love because of it. Joy. xDDD

No one’s made a Yugioh one yet, so here goes.

1) Yugi Muto

2) Yami/Atemu

3) Seto Kaiba

4) Joey Wheeler

5) Marik Ishtar

6) Ryou Bakura

7) Yami Bakura

8) Ishizu Ishtar

9) Mai Kujaku (I hate her American name.)

10) Valon (Last name unknown)

11) Raphael (Last name unknown)

12) Pegasus J. Crawford. (I saw a store with J. Crawford as it’s name. xD)

Alrighty, here goes!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ryou/Raphael) before?

No. That’d be some serious pedo-fiction right there.

2) Do you think Four (Joey) is hot? How hot?

He’s funny, but not hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve (Pegasus) got Eight (Ishizu) pregnant?

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Mai)?

Yeah. It’s either Yuri, or Joey and her.

5) Would Two (Atem) and Six (Ryou) make a good couple?

Uhhhhh….no. Yami Bakura would raise hell. Good God.

6) Five/Nine (Marik/Mai) or Five/Ten (Marik/Valon)?

Marik and Mai. It would be a relatively normal relationship, although I’m starting to think that Marik’s shorter than Mai. xD Marik and Valon….no.

7) What would happen if Seven (Bakura) walked in on Two (Atem) and One (Yugi) having sex?

Heehee. Heeeheheheheheehehehehehehehheeee!! Bakura would go nuts!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (Seto/Valon) Fanfic.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (Yugi/Ishizu) fluff?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Bakura/Pegasus)?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Seven (Bakura) to de-flower Nine (Mai)?

Oh wow.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Seto) het?

No. But have you seen the Mary-Sue’s lately??

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Raphael)?

No. But there’s probably people who do.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Atem/Joey/Marik)?

Wow, someone should go do that. But I don’t really have a friends list, so…maybe I’ll go make a story like that.

15) What might Ten (Valon) scream at a moment of great passion?

Since he’s so in love with Mai…Mai? I guess?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Ishizu), what song would you choose?

All These Lives by Daughtry

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Yugi/Ryou/Pegasus) fic, what would the warning be?

Mega pedophiling. Wow.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Valon) to use on Two (Atem)?

Uh……What?? Okay….maybe, something about Valon redeeming himself for Atem…Maybe? God, that’s just nuts.

19) How might Eleven (Raphael) describe a relationship between Two (Atem) and Eight (Ishizu)?

Raphael would probably be all happy for them and talk about their past lives and stuff. Whatever.

20) How emo is Seven (Bakura)?

He’s violent. Not emo. Not even a bit.

21)One (Yugi) and Nine (Mai) are in a happy relationship HUH?, until Nine (Mai) runs off with Four (Joey). NOW it makes sense. One (Yugi), broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven (Raphael) Oh wow. and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Pegasus), then follows the wise advice of Five (Marik) and finds true love in Two (Atem). What would you call this fan fiction?

Umm….not that bad of one. It actually makes sense half the time. Maybe I’ll turn this one into a fic as well.

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You know you're a 90's kid when...(Bolded phrases apply to me)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick, Angry Beavers...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies(EVIL!!)

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 98/99 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

When there were only five American Girls.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember watching The MagicSchool Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

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If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. For me, it's Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird. No kidding. I almost wanted to make a Mary-Sue for him. AAAAHHH!! I know, it's okay. It's just a lapse; no Mary-Sue's for me. I'm okay now.

First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.

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Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile (I

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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95 of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends

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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

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If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame

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I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have dreams about being in an animé/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! (

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (I don't pretend and I don't need to)

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If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

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Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? Simple...you do mischievious and evil things, and write angsty stories, but you still care about people.

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT immagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

PLEASE READ & SUPPORT IT BY COPY & PASTING IT ON YOUR PAGE! (That one's a keeper girls)

How to be an Artist: by Sark

Stay loose.
Learn to watch snails.
Plant impossible gardens.
Invite someone dangerous to tea.
Make little signs that say Yes! and post them all over the house.
Make friends with freedom and uncertainty.
Look forward to dreams.
Cry during movies.
Swing as high as you can on a swingset, by moonlight.
Cultivate moods.
Refuse to "be responsible".
Do it for love.
Take lots of naps.
Give money away.
Do it now.
The money will follow.
Believe in magic.
Laugh alot.
Celebrate every gorgeous moment.
Take moonbaths.
Have wild imaginings, transformative dreams, and perfect calm.
Draw on the walls.
Read everyday.
Imagine yourself magic.
Giggle with children.
Listen to old people.
Open up.
Dive in.
Be free.
Bless yourself.
Drive away fear.
Play with everything.
Entertain your inner child.
You are innocent.
Build a fort with blankets.
Get wet.
Hug trees.
Write love letters.

If at least 15-20 of the lines in this poem apply to you in any way, shape, or form; THEN POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! Embrace your inner child. We are all kids at heart.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2006 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...).Uya Comaru (Bunnie and Wolfy are my loves). Velgamidragon (Eee, Snowy!). HikariKame I have an obscene load of plushies...

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If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D ;3

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If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about animé, animé fan art, or animé fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, Sutaakihitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, Naito No Megami, Velgamidragon

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, BlackEgyptianDrago, HikariKame

STOP THE PAIRING WAR!!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
And you shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

All of the above and below lines reflect me, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

My Top Ten Reasons You Know You Are a Manga Character - Mainly YGO style!

1. Even the boys around you are pretty. If you're a boy, you're pretty.

2. If you're a girl or there are girls around you, you or the other girls have painfully cutesy magical something.

3. If you're a boy, you're either Prince Charming or gay.

4. Your clothes have magical powers. Coat tails of Death!

5. Your hair has magical powers. Enough said.

6. If you have a love life, it's as bad as Twilight.

7. Sometimes you or people around you have weird facial features, as if they were BADLY DRAWN!! Or recently, your nose has changed from pointy to realistically rounded. Even though the rest of your face is still anime pointy and your eyes still have raccoon eyeliner around them. Takahashi-sensei made new cover art for YGO: http://kangofu.livejournal.com/7350.html

8. When you or people around you speak and are translated into English, it's terrible. Things like "unnecessary cheese" and "New York" seem to come up, or you become incredibly cheesy and start changing your names into things like "Joey Wheeler" or "Blister" or "Trudge."

9. You have weird body proportions.

10. When you cry, waterfalls come out of your eyes. And when you are exasperated, you suddenly get pulled to the ground by some painful force of gravity. Or lines and huge rain drops appear on your face.

Making that list was fun. Thanks HARPGO!

www.SemeUke.com

Alright, so I manipulated my results and lied about what I was, but this time I took it for real and here's the real result.

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Guess it's true...oi.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil! =

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'. What is this normal you speak of?

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap! - Anonymous

The voices in my head think you have mental problems. - Anonymous

He who laughs last didn't get the joke. - Anonymous

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit. Yeeowch! xD

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When god gave brains,

Where the hell were you!?

Whew! That was long!

MAJOR LOL:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru."
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4830905/1/Bleeding_Hearts

Go read that story. AlwaysYourAibou posted my sequel to her story on her profile, so I should do the same. Of course, I wrote the sequel and sang crazy praises in it, but still. Perfect story, and to get the full effect, read it ON Valentine's Day, and then go to the supermarket or something and look at all the cutesy V-Day balloons and stuff. I was depressed for a whole day. A WHOLE DAY!! I'm so crazy and hyper and happy all the time I can't even be angry for an hour! Unless hormones mess with me, then yes, my anger will last a bit longer. But seriously? Bleeding Hearts is AWESOME.

~~Memorable Reviews!~~

Story: The Power To Live
Chapter: 9. Chapter 9

From: Atem-is-fked ()
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Holy crap! Tea knows! grabs guns Must kill her before whole world knows!
pants Damn! That that dancer girl is fast!

Atem better start killing Mai after this, good chance Yugi will be explaining
the situation while his new dad is in jail. AUGH! The guy should've put the
damn yanked phone plug the moment Yugi was driving him nuts with his riding
skills..."
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Whoever you are, please message me. We have so much to talk about...sigh.

Story: My Love is Only Sheathed
Chapter: 1. Chapter 1

From: Citrus Sunscreen ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1287561/ )
Reply URL: http://login.fanfiction.net/review_pm.php?reviewid=92837567
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That was...so...breathless...heart-wrenchingly painful yet delicious
because it's Japan/China...and...oh gosh, I love the bit where you were
describing China's wounds, the old and fresh. And the ring! Too cute! Please
do continue!

My FIRST Hetalia fanfiction review, and such a loving one! And for JapanxChina!! So awesome!!

And now, for ~~FANART~~

Beating Veins and Shifting Pulses: http://caristonie-artmasta.deviantart.com/art/BV-SP-fanart-Brainy-107398892 My first one...sniff. I feel so happsy!!

Thanks, Caristonie-peoplez! Deviant: http://caristonie-artmasta.deviantart.com/