Your nickname: Charlotte, Doughnut, Emo, Emo Child, Mom, Mommy, That Ugly Girl

What color shirt/top are you wearing?: Green and yellowey off-white baseball tee that I like quite a bit.

Name three things that are physically close to you: Pudding, plastic cup, piano

What is the last book you read?: Something about a kid in a mental ward. I don't really know.

Are you or were you a good student?: I... I was...

What is your favorite music album?: A Thousand Suns by Linkin Park. The only album name I ever managed or cared to memorize.

Do you enjoy sleeping late?: I guess, but I don't sleep much.

Whats the weather like right now?: COLD-ASS SNOW AND SUCH

Who tells the best jokes?: Jhonen Vasquez!

What was your last dream about?: I was at my house having a huge party and everyone started taking my favorite objects so I killed all of them... But I was then sad.

Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: YESH SCARY

Do you believe in karma?: Yes... Sometimes it needs a little push from me, though.

Do you believe in luck?: Occasionally.

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: Sunny side up, with lots of salt.

Do you collect anything? If so, what?: I collect rabbit crap. My room's full of it. It's disgusting.

Are you proud of yourself?: Not really? I could be better. Well, a little.

Are you reliable?: If I reaaaaaaaally try.

Have you ever given money to a bum?: I've never really come into close enough contact. But I wouldn't, because they'd just buy vodka and smack with it.

What is your hobby?: Doing nothing. -3-

Have you ever had a secret admirer?: Hahaha prolly not.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?: Yup.

Do like to draw or paint?: Yes... But I'm pretty bad at it!

Is your room messy?: I... I lost my floor... Where'd it go?

What is your favorite fruit?: Pineapple!

Do you give in easily?: Psssh... As if. I'm stubborn as hell.

Are you a good guesser?: No. Absolutely not.

Can you read other people: Kind of, if I know them well. No one, not even a scientist who has been studying a person for years can fully understand a person.

Are you a bully?: Only when I'm being bullied... Or if I want something badly enough.

Do you have a job?: Well, I DID.

What time did you wake up this morning?: 6:00.

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: Pop tarts!

When was the last time you showered?: Last night.

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: Wake up, put on plenty of black eye makeup, go to school and kick some damn ass, come home, watch South Park and NOT do homework.

Your favorite day of the week and why?: Saturday, because if I'm good, there's no school, no boot camp, no job... Just me and my couch.

What did you last wear at a costume party?: Costume party things.

Have you ever done scuba diving?: No... I'm POOR.

What is your least favorite color?: Insanely bright shades of pink, beige, tan, tanny-beige, shit green.

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: I try not to think about them... All the people my age are holes. (I can exclude myself because I matured so fast... Started 'developing' at 8)

Would you ever go skydiving?: I'd probably go into the plane, get to the door, feint, and fall and die.

What toothpaste do you use?: Crest 3D White

Do you enjoy challenges?: NO well I guess it depends.

The worst injury you have had?: I had a blue lump of infected tissue thingie in my mouth removed, got a ton of stitches, my lip swelled up three times it's normal size, it got infected AGAIN, and hurt like a bitch for weeks.

The last movie you saw?: Shutter Island... People said it was uber scary, but... It was more suspense... Not that scary.

What do you want to know about the future?: If I'll be a bum... But nothing more than that.

What does your last text message say?: It says 'what??'

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: Bahahaha no one calls me anymore!

Your favorite school subject?: Band/math/english

Your least favorite school subject?: OH MY GOD, GYM. And science, because of all the holes I take it with.

Would you rather have money or love?: Money. You can't count on love.

What is your dream vacation?: Travel across the world to go to the best Anime cons.

What is your favorite animal?: Rabbits so cuuuuuute...

Do you miss anyone right now?: Naw.

The last sporting event you watched?: Sports are for hosers.

Do you need to do laundry?: God, yes.

Do you listen to the radio?: Yup.

Your favorite TV talk show?: Why would I watch that?

Your dream car?: Shiny blue scooter.

Have you ever caught a butterfly?: Who hasn't caught a butterfly?

What color are your bed sheets?: Shiny and goldish yummmm...

What is your ringtone?: The Catalyst by Linkin Park

Who was the last person to make you laugh?: My Mom I think.

Do you have any obsessions right now?: Psychonauts, South Park

Do you like things that glow in the dark?: Dude, those are fun!

Whats your favorite fruity scent?: Pinapple!

Do you watch cartoons?: Well, duh! What kind of sheltered bastard doesn't?

Have you ever sat on a roof?: No, my parents would kill me if I tried... And I haven't gotten the chance.

Have you ever been to another country/continent?: No, I'm poor.

Name three things in the world you dislike: Arrogance, greed, and people devoid of thought.

Name three people in the world you dislike: Barack Obama, Krista Shapiro, Jonathan Zelinsky. He called me 'that ugly girl' once. D:

Has a rumor even been spread about you?: Every frickin day.

Do you like sushi?: Sometimes.

Do you believe in magic?: No.

Do you hold grudges?: Yes, until I get revenge. I will get revenge, by the way. Somehow.

Who is your favorite person?: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Google him.

Best female friend?: Juliet, Sam, Haley, other Haley.

Best male friend?: Steven...? Maybe Wesley.

Hyper or laid back?: Both.

Dressy or casual?: Casual-dressy.

Favorite female singer?: Florence Welch

Did you enjoy this survey?: Meh, kinda.

Mangas I hate-Loveless, Vampire Knight, Manga Messiah, Doll, ... something with a reeeeaaaally long title, Steel Ball Run, Rave, The Prince of Tennis, and a lot more that I just can't seem to remember. I also don't like anything that is badly drawn and/or doesn't have any bishis in it. Or things that bore me to death in the first five pages (as you can imagine, I die a lot).

Mangas I love-Nabari No Ou, Princess Resurection, -Man (that's my favorite), Saijou no Meii, World Embryo, Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles, xxxHolic, +Anima, Bara no Maria, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chrono Crusade, HandxRed, Hayate the Combat Butler, Immortal Regis, Mirai Nikki, Mysterious Girlfriend X, Rust Blaster, Uncassandra, Witch Hunter, 07 Ghost, Akuma to Dolce, Chibi Vampire, DNAngel, Full Metal Alchemist, Gakuen Alice, 1/2 Prince, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Kuroshitsuji, Alice 19th, Blue Dragon, Darker Than Black, Hana Kimi, Pandora Hearts, Cage of Eden, Id, Ao No Exorcist, Durarara!, Tattoo Taboo, Nononono, Death Note

I am a chocoholic. Chocolate is my passion.

Oh, and if you start a story, you are expected to finish it.

Random quote-ish things!

"Urusei, baka usagi!" My favorite Allen Walker quote from -Man.

"Ha-ha, its a COW." -Me!

"Hehheh... drugs... heheheh..." -Tracy.

"Mrrrg... Algebra makes my pancreas hurt..." -Girl from my AP math class, while pointing to her upper arm.

"Once apon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooooo ugly that everyone died. The end." -Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants.

Say 'gape orn' ten times fast! I dare you! Lol, you actually did it.

"And it goes really, really fast. I've got broad band. Would you like to see some...?" -Mello from Slinker's 'Gape Orn' on Devi.

Metropolitan Utilities District; its only natural! (god, I HATE that song! Its driving me INSANE!)

My bologna has a first name, its O-S-C-E-R! My bologna has a second name, its M-E-Y-E-R! (I hope I just got that stuck in your head)

"Stop the vicous circle! GET A FUCKING JOB!"

!PARTICIPE EN UNA OPORTUNIDAD DE GANAR REGALO DE THD DE 5,000! Lol, I just read that off of a receipt. The English part is booooring.

Please copy and paste all you like.

Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I was born on the day of Marluxia.

In the month of Zexion.

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin (I think it was Xaldin).

I'm years Axel + Axel years old. You could also say that I'm Luxord + Zexion years old.

My favorite number is Vexen.

But my lucky number is Roxas.

If you get it, put your own on your own profile.

Put this in your profile if you play .Hack/

Put this in your profile if you have a DS.

If you know what the word 'floccinaucinihilipilification' means, and can spell it off the top of your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo's Blue Pen, Red Tatsu, HiraHayami,

OH MY GOD. ROXAS IS SOOOO HOT. Kindom Hearts, baby! If you agree, copy & paste this into your profile~!

Wait, what the fack? Ha-ha, I know where that quote is from. If you do, too, put this in your profile!

"Have yourself a crappy little Christmas...

Let your heart~ be dead~!

have yourself a shitty~ little Christmas, dear

LOL, song paradies."

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 of all teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you really don't give a shit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to all kinds of music, regardless of genre or artist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who send flames to people, just because they where bored, by e-mail are retarded, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked/tripped on air, copy and paste this into your propfile.

Copy & Paste this into your profile if you do archery!

Put this in your profile if you like chocolate!

DO YOU LIKE CATS? I LIKE CATS. CATS ARE FUN. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE CATS.

If you get lost (like, a lot), put this in your profile.

If you are in love with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with Invader Zim, copy and paste this in your profile.

WHAT IS THAT IN MY CLOSET? AND WHY IS IT MOVING? IF YOU HAVE... 'PROBLEMS'... WITH YOUR CLOSET, COPY & PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you really don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that evil carrot magicians named Mike and Sauder took over the world in 1993, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that evil carrot magicians named Mike and Sauder took over the world in 1993 and were over-run by cauliflower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly check your back for kick-me signs, and are told by your friends that you are paranoid, copy and paste this into your profile.

bob is a pink, green, and keyboard canary who came down to earth from a planet called celery to eat all of the corn feilds to create AUTHENTIC crop circles. bob's friends, sausuahtahkata, onkirtamplah, and lary help bob to make her special circles.

one day bob heard that onkirtamplah went into the salmon processing service in the north pole and got angry. who would help her eat corn? and then lary and sausuahtahkata went into the OC killing buisness, and bob-chan was left all alone! Poor bob.

and then bob got a tummy ache after eating so many corns. she barfed and ruined her george clooney crop circle.

the next day, she made new friends named ajgfilejtf and algewlhlsdf and felt like a young canary again. The end!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I don't try to be, it just happens. Not the wrist cutting. The cloud over my head.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (dude, you have NO idea)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and polite, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Copy and paste this to your profile and then bold or underline what's stereotyped about you! Remember to be truthful, cause we don't like liars.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

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Just because we can eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, meat (well, not meat), etc... Copy this into your profile

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, dannyphantomfangirl13, Grace of Masbolle, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, HiraHayami

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, Hirahayami

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Breezepaw (spawn of Crowfeather and NIGHTCLOUD! I mean really, what the frick?) with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.

OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION

I, Hira Hayami do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revoloution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Grace of Masbolle (It is so much fun!) Mintytooth (stupid feet), Mistytail (My shoelaces were untied), HiraHayami (I trip over air, too)

Vinestar's Quiz

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Transylvania

2. Find a book. Which one? The Day Before Midnight Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? office.

3. What can you hear right now? The Star Wars theme.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. A spider. "Hi, spider!" (spider) "..." (me) "Spider, you're so mean!"

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Star Wars

6. Type your name with your elbow:hirashzayamii Translation: HiraHayami

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I was grining evilly.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My dog.

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? ... I forgot the charictar names...!

10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Aefeparrado (I don't know why, but that just makes me crack up.)

Month 1

Mommy, I am
only 8 inches
long, but I
have all
my organs. I
love the sound
of your voice. Every time I hear it, I
wave my arms and
legs. The sound of
your heart beat is my
favorite lullaby.

Month 2

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my
thumb. If you could
see me, you
could definitely
tell that I am a baby. I'm
not big enough to survive outside my
home though. It is so nice and warm
in here.

Month
3

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl! I
hope that makes you happy. I always
want you to be happy. I don't
like it when you cry.
You sound so sad. It
makes me sad too, and
I cry with you
even though you can't hear
me.

Month
4

Mommy, my hair is
starting to grow. It
is very short
and fine,
but I will
have a lot of it. I spend
a lot of my
time exercising. I can turn my
head and curl my fingers and
toes, and
stretch my arms and legs. I am
becoming quite good at it
too.

Month 5

You went to the
doctor today. Mommy,
he lied toyou. He said that I'm not a
baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's
abortion?

Month 6

I can hear that doctor again. I
don't like him. He seems cold and
heartless.

Something is
intruding my home. The
doctor called it a needle. Mommy what
is it? It burns! Please make him stop!
I can't get away
from it! Mommy!
HELP ME!

Month 7

Mommy, I am okay. I am
in Jesus's arms. he is
holding me. He told me
about abortion. Why didn't
you want me, Mommy?

Every
Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that
was stopped. Two
more eyes
that will never
see. Two
more hands that will never
touch. Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never
speak.
Repost this if
you have a heart and
are against Abortion

if you really
care...put this in your
profile

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, and the internet, copy this to your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

Do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile,

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list: PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (I don't realize I do this), Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo (Childs play, I've spent like 10hours in front of it at times) DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, Narutolovesme2 (I spend just about all day on it...sad really but i love it), HiraHayami (my mom keeps yelling at me to get some real friends, but this is just... better.),

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

SOCKS ROCK MY WORLD! If you think socks are awesome, copy this to your profile.

If you have a bestest buddy on Fanfic, and have no idea who eachother is, AND PM him/her EVERYDAY and have been for months without your parents noticing even though you talk about them a lot, copy and paste this into your profile.

This Or That:

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking.

Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: ... Is it sweetened coffee?

Kiss or Hug: Hugs... Yumyumyum.

Dog or Cat: Cats.

Rap or Punk: Punk. Rap SUCKS.

Summer or Winter: I hate them both.

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends

Love or Money: Money.

Have You...

Cheated Your Partner: Nooooo... mostly because I don't wanna be a hypocrite.

Ever been beaten up: Kind of and in a direct-indirect way.

Ever beaten someone up: (Quickly glances at question above) Maybe...?

Ever Shoplifted: When I was a child, yes, but it's stupid to do so now.

Ever Skinny Dipped: ... I've taken bathes before... Does that count?

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeah.

Been Dumped Lately: I do the dumping here.

In A Guy:

Favorite Eye Color: Blue.

Favorite Hair Color: Brunette.

Short or Long: LongISH, but not too long... I don't like hippies.

Height: Mid-highth.

Style: ... Am I expected to know what that's supposed to be?

Looks or Personality: GOD, WHY IS IT SO DAMN HARD TO FIND A SENCE OF HUMOR THESE DAYS THAT ISN'T FRIGGIN PERVERTED?

Hot or Cute: I think I might prefer cute...?

Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny! I don't know why, but seeing the ribs on a guy is really attractive...

Randoms:

What country do you want to Visit: England, Japan, Itlay, Germany, Holand, etc. etc...

How do you want to Die: Quickly and painlessly, but not before telling my family and friends goodbye.

Get along with your Parents: Most of the time.

Health Freak: Not particularly.

Believe in Yourself: Of course! What kind of emo would I be if I didn't?

Want to go to College: Yeah, I wanna be someone people will remember!

Do you Smoke: Of course not!

Do you Drink: As if.

Shower Daily: Yeah...?

Been in Love: Pssh, no.

Do you Sing: Yes, I can sing. No, I can't sing well.

Want to get Married: Um, sure.

Do you want Children: Maybe.

Hate anyone: Well, yes! No duh!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'em in the middle)

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2.My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4.My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17.My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19.My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Here is a story about a victim of a drunk driver. If you cry, don't feel bad. I cried too.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (100 percent and proud of it. There's no doubt in my mind.)

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

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The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. During your lunch break, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, put "For smuggling diamonds."

7. End all your sentences in "In accordance with the prophecy."

8 Stop using punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Whenever you go out to eat, order diet water with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems "don't rhyme."

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell friends you can't attend their party because you're "not in the mood."

16. Have co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."

17. When money comes out the of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Keep count of how many people follow you.

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. Wherever you go, always remember: turn signals are a sign of weakness.

Even if you're not an adult, these are still funny. Post 'em in your profile if you laughed at least twice!

Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Two words: beat boxing.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!

Give religious tracts to each passenger.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.

Holler Bombs away! whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for if you're on the other side of a crowded lift.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?

Play the harmonica.

Say Ding! at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!

Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"

Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it.

Come on with a bottle of tomato juice or V8. Take a sip and say "aah, blood. so good." in a Transylvanian accent.

Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being buried alive. Ah those were the days"

On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my friend?". Burst into tears if they say no.

just as you're about to get off, announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh here's my floor"

Teach the people french. Don't let them leave till they get it right.

Yodel.

Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.

Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.

Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologize, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.

Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?'

Paint the walls.

Put super glue on the buttons and wait till someone presses them.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. I mean, DUH!

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

Ok, so WHAT!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.

Only if you want to laugh your A off, read this, but if not, JUST READ IT!

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

Are you ever worried about the fact that your stalker isn't stalking anymore?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak?

Why does an 'X' stand for kiss?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH!

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why are Pringles curved?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense?

THINGS THAT BUG ME TO NO END

-Twilight (im sorry but sparkly, stalker vampires who take everything sooooo seriously and like to watch people sleep are just plain creepy)
-People who stand in the middle of the hallway between classes, blocking the hall
-Prejudice (how would you like it if you were called something horrible because of you appearance, intelegence, behavior, religion, personal preferences? they just hurt and somehow everyone is affected stand by your friends when they are picked on )

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

WORDS THAT I LIVE BY...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

There is nothing worse than a rude person. Things that you might think are funny, others don't.

For instance, calling someone 'shit-head' because that is apparently your 'catch-phrase' is not acceptable.

You must always think of other people before yourself. This is because they are also alive, they also think, they also have brains, and they also have feelings. They see the same as you do. They think similarly. They feel sad when you call them names, they feel pain when you push them down.

So don't be mean.

When meeting a new person, depending on your culture and time, bow, say 'Good morning/afternoon/evening', or simply say, 'Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you'. Respect their heritage and authority.

When trying to make a new friend, there is nothing you can do besides be nice to them. Like I said, no one likes a rude person.

Being a 'gangster' does not automatically make you cool. In fact, it makes more people hate you. Wearing your pants around your knees is disgusting, because underwear is meant to be inside of your clothes. Do not slouch. Do not over-abreviate your words.

When trying to get a point across, depending on the situation, raise your hand, say 'Excuse me', step forward, or wait for others to stop talking for a moment. If your companions have no concern for others, then interupt them as politely as possible.

When the time comes when someone asks you to critic their work, do not lie to them. If they show you a stick figure and call it a Picasso, lightly tell them that they need more practice and that no artist is made overnight. Tell them things that they are doing wrong. If they react negatively, it is not your fault.

Take all advice in stride.

Always considder the thoughts and feelings of others.

That is the secret to happiness.

I am Charlotte, and although yesterday I was bad, today I am good.

Your names

REAL NAME: Claire

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cla-izzle (Oh, good God.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Rabbit

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alexandra 101st (The people of my city are so imaginative to name a street a number, aren't they?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Muecllon

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lerisa

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): I... Don't think she has one...

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Nellie