First of all, I do not get upset when you flame me, and my favorite reviews are the ones that tell me I did something wrong because I learn (attempt to, anyway) from them.

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO TELL ME MY STORY/CHAPTER SUCKED ROYALLY.

I'm a big girl and I can handle it.

My name is Hop. I'm sixteen.

I SWEAR TO EFFIN' GOD THAT THE ONLY TIME THE BEST FRIENDS DON'T GET TOGETHER IS WHEN I WANT THEM TO WITH MY ENTIRE BEING...or at least all of it that I'm not using to procrastinate homework with.

I like to write suicide.
I like to write depression.
I tend to throw in some mushy love, recently too.
But mainly, I like to write Royai that may or may not be suicidal and or depressing(But the muse, she is gone! D= ).
I like Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood and manga), and I celebrate Royai day(June 11).
I also like to draw and love cute little puppies. But I doubt you give much of a shit about how I feel about puppies.

Thesaurus (dot) com is my best friend. It should be yours too, because everybody gets tired of the same words.
I tend to use Babynames for any OC's I throw in.
I love getting story alerts, so you should update often.
I love reviews. Very much.
I don't like whiners.
I don't like crappy vocabularies.

I don't like political correctness. You are not African American unless I'm German American. If you insist on being called African-American, you're not allowed to call me white.
I don't like the pairing of Winry Rockbell or Near with anyone. Sorry. I just don't like the characters. Doesn't mean I won't give them a pairing in a fanfiction. I can't fight Hiromu Arakawa to make Edwin non-canon.
I don't like hit and run readers. Review it, damnit. If you hate it, say why. If you like it, say why. Gawd. =C
My number one pet-peeve?
Chatspeak. I don't mind little random ones, but overusing lol is rather irritating.

Favorite-est Couples that make me giggle like a little girl!:
RoyxRiza - Fullmetal Alchemist. I have a thing for liking the best friends-couple...but only when it's not part of the storyline. -scratches head- I can't figure it out either.
LxLight - Death Note. I had a year where I really dug the yaoi. This couple was the only one that hung on. ^^
KurtxKitty - Any type of X-Men. Basically same thing as with Royai. But...with blue fur and a tail! =3
DianaxCaine - Michael Grant's Gone Series. I just...Oh, I love this couple. The typical bad guy couple, except...they ACTUALLY GOT TOGETHER! Holy crap! And poor Diana...
BriannaxDekka - See previous. I have a serious soft spot for this, probably because I love Dekka and it just makes me sad. =/
SanjitxLana - See previous again. Poor Lana and Sanjit need a little love. Espeshully from each other. =3
FayexSven - Questionable Content. I don't know why. I just liked their little fling.
KeithxNatani - TwoKinds (Though I'm okay with LauraxKeith as well) Honestly, the two have had tough lives, dude. And Keith is pretty well -amazing-; I think this little interest deserves more spotlight. =3

And now a little more on my stories. Which, admit it, is the only reason you're here...

CARTOON RELATED FANFICTION

WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN/X-MEN EVOLUTION

1. Once Upon a Lost Love MULTI-CHAPTER (with plot), PROGRESS HALTED
WatXM. ShadowCrawler (Kurtty). Seeing as I haven't even decided on a name, you can see how far along it is. I have the first chapter written. Basically, it's set a few years after the world has been saved from Xavier's future apocalypse, and Kurt has been gone for a while. What little contact he's made has been through Rogue. Finally, he decides to come back(with the knowledge that his childhood crush, Kitty, is supposed to be married) with a small kitten and some hope, only to find that Kitty is broken beyond repair mentally and emotionally.

2. MASH ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Evolution. The girls at the institute decide to play a little MASH, leading to a lot of Kitty being confused in who she wants to get picked. It's, like, just a stupid game, though, right?!?!

MANGA/ANIME/WEBCOMIC RELATED FANFICTION

HEART NO KUNI NO ALICE (The Manga, not the game.)

1. She's so Beautiful ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
AlicexEveryone, whoever you read it as. ;D I personally saw AlicexBoris(I was writing it for them originally, had to change it a bit when I changed the story) But it's whoever. ^^ Anyway, just a little musing about what the residents love about Alice. Yeah, that means everybody. Even Card #5 and Vivaldi.

2. Bro, that would bite. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE(maybe?)
I elaborate on the mystery that is Elliot's murdered friend. In my own creepy way, that is. ^^ Quote: "I'll tell you who the hell I was. I was a role holder with the simple goddamn duty of fetching supplies. I'll tell you one thing, Julius will never let on that I was his gopher."

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

1. How Much? MULTI-CHAPTER (with plot), COMPLETE(OMFG IT'S COMPLETE! -happy jump-fest-)
I like this story. It's my first serious Multi-chapter story. It's alternate universe Royai. Riza sits at the same bar, every day, and so does Roy, but he doesn't notice until his friend isn't there to distract him from her anymore. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

2. Procession ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
A little vague one-shot with a bit of Royai thrown in about Riza's funeral. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

3. The Everlasting Second ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Roy does something unexpected at the office Christmas party. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

4. My Good Looks Kill ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Riza just couldn't take it anymore. And Roy was only a moment too late. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

5. Don't Look ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
You can take this paring three ways, it's all up to you. Besides 'How Much?', I am the proudest of this fanfiction.

6. Gossamer Wings and Hell Itself ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
I don't much like it. It's my only Edwin story, and Ed basically tries and fails to commit suicide, ending up in a coma.

7. She's Not Who She Says She Is MULTI-CHAP, ONE CHAPTER LEFT
If I were you, I wouldn't read it, frankly.XD It was written for my friend, so basically it's just everything she wanted, and if anything clues you in Al is a girl in it, so...XD I'm not too proud of it, it's very half-assed.

8. White Gloves, Black Hair, and a Dream ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
One of my first Royai's. I like it, but it's a bit juvenile. Roy confesses in a creative way. You won't get it unless you're familiar with the manga. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

9. Pride in Her Postion ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
I wrote this as Risa,if that bothers you. =/ It was my first Royai, but I sort of like it. Kind of mushy. Part of the (unrelated) Royai Set I've written.

10. Childhood ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Suddenly, all the need to be austere, to restrict things, to have rules wasn't as important anymore. All that time following procedure… That could be slipped for a while, right? Right. ROYAI, EXTREME(EXTREME) FLUFF. just warnin' ya. T for language.

11. Bouquet ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Roy, Riza, Ed, Winry and Al have all come to a military officer's wedding party. It's pretty unexciting until the bouquet is thrown...then? Chaos. This is a really, really cracky-fic inspired by the picture of the bouquet throw by BONES. Which is rather cute, and is right here: http://i44.tinypic.com/jfg3yb.jpg

DEATH NOTE

1. Lowercase ONE-SHOT SERIES, PROGRESS HALTED
A few short stories about L Lawliet's life as a child...as I see it.
(I think that progress has stopped, I only got three reviews for five chapters and no one was too enthusiastic about it...)

TWOKINDS

1. Caregiver(?) BEING WRITTEN
Keith has been in a crippling depression since the trip to the Basidian Isle. Natani dislikes that...

GAME RELATED FANFICTION

AVEYOND

1. Pearl ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Edward has little idea what there is to be done about Mel as the journey nears a close... But he does know infuriating her is the most fun he's been allowed as of late.

BOOK RELATED FANFICTION

MAXIMUM RIDE
(NOTE:I am not extremely proud of these...frankly, they're very amateur and suck. I probably wont continue them unless the fans start up about them again. XD)

1. Iggy's Short Adventures in his Journal of Stuff MULTI-CHAP, PROGRESS HALTED
A little set of the Flock's adventures from Iggy's Point of view.

2. Dreams A Miggy AND Fax Fanficton MULTI-CHAP, PROGRESS HALTED
A little story about how much both Iggy and Fang like Max. But how does Max feel?

3. Jaeni : Love of an Eraser? MULTI-CHAP, PROGRESS HALTED
I know. The title fails at life. It's an OC/Iggy fanfic, but the OC is surprisingly an...eraser? I thought they all died out!?

4. Goodbye Forever, Gazzy ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
What if the Gasman died in an Eraser fight? How would everyone get along? Inspired by a heated debate about who should die in the MR series. Probably my favorite or the MaxRide Fanfiction I've done.

5. Theme Songs to Almost All the Important Maximum Ride Characters SONG-FICISH, PROGRESS HALTED
The title didn't fit. XD Basically what it says, but they all fail.

6. I'll Get Her Tomorrow MULTI-CHAP, PROGRESS HALTED
A little, LITTLE prank war fic between Max and Fang.

7. What's Your Name, Little Girl? ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Project six wants a name...but what would fit her perfectly?

8. Max Crashes in on Esme Island ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE BUT FAIL
TOTAL LIEK CRACK LAWL. (Surprisingly, though it bites, the sheer crackiness of it seems to get a lot of approval...)

9. Max and Fang, so you DO loooooove me! ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE BUT FAIL
MOAR LIEK TOTAL CRACK LAWL. (See previous.)