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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, Lizzie McGuire, One Tree Hill, and O.C.. Lauren. Sixteen. Junior in high school come fall. Can't stand most of the people forced to exist with, seeing as they're all idiots. Writing is an escape and a way to not only tap into my inner creativity, but (to put it simply) to be the boss and have no rules to follow whatsoever. If you need to contact me, my AIM is tenderheart12993 but I'm rarely online. The quickest way to get ahold of me is through email or PM, because it goes through email and I check mine multiple times a day. Current obsession is the OC, followed by One Tree Hill. Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Hold an auction. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Make sushi. Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex." Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. RM,SS,SK,NH,LP,BC,SB,MD,CO,GI,AA,LL,RL I SUPPORT AND LOVE GEORGE O'MALLEY/ T.R. KNIGHT. Put this in your profile if you cried like a baby at the end of last season's finalie and are praying to any and everything that our beloved Georgie will make it through. | |||||||||
1. Living In The Moment » reviewsThe long awaited sequel to Dancing In The Rain! Ryan and Marissa's lives as adults and how they deal with the challanges life brings to them.O.C. - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 6-11-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C.2. Pictures Of You reviewsBased on the episode of One Tree Hill, but with our favorite characters from Orange County.O.C. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-093. Fate reviewsBecause he was Ryan Atwood and she was Marissa Cooper..." Oneshot. A ten times better ending for season three.O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-5-09 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete4. Not Named LeBron reviewsA oneshot about Nathan and Haley ditching school and comming up with Jamie's name. Something cute to hold us over until the show comes back.One Tree Hill - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-09 - Nathan S. & Haley J.S. - Complete5. Just The Beginning reviewsTakes place during the sweatshirt party in 3x20. My very own happy ending. Oneshot, I guess. But it's really long. RM and SS of course! Rated T for a few curse words.O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-09 - Ryan A. & Seth C. - Complete6. Hallelujah reviewsA slightly different and more detailed ending to the O.Sea prom episode in season 2. Oneshot songfic. RM and SS, as always.O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-09 - Marissa C. & Ryan A. - Complete7. Back To The Way We Were reviewsBecause breaking the other person’s heart will be the hardest part of losing them." An Oneshot alternate ending to 2x15, The Mallpisode. RM and SS.O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete8. Dancing in the Rain » reviewsR/M with very minor S/S. My first try at an O.C. fanfic. What do you think? Now a THREEshot.O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Ryan A. & Marissa C. - Complete9. Work It Out reviewsA different -and better- ending to the series for us Sophie fans. T for language, just in case. Oneshot.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete10. Realize reviewsSet during Partings. A happier ending for us Sophies. Oneshot.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-21-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete11. Thursdays reviewsHaley isn't having a very good day. Oneshot!One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-24-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete12. Chasing Love reviewsHaley's parents want to get to know Nathan. Oh what crazy things will unfold...... Naley oneshot. Fluff? Heck yes!One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete13. A Very Happy Day reviewsTitle stinks, but give it a chance. A story about a certain Mrs. Scott forgetting her favorite holiday. Naley Oneshot.One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-08 - Haley J.S. - Complete14. A Weekend in Vegas » reviewsIt’s Logan’s birthday! Where else is there to go then Vegas? Follow Rory, Logan, and some of the crazy LDBers through a weekend of fun, craziness, and of course the humiliation that always awaits! Rated T; just in case.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete15. Nice One reviewsWritten for the Get Rid of Carrie Challange. Naley, who else? Oneshot.One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete16. Happily Ever After » reviewsMy version of how I think season five should go. Starts the night of 5x03...... Naley. Leyton. Brase.One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Haley J.S. & Nathan S. - Complete17. Spending the day with Auntie Brooke reviewsA cute oneshot about Jamie and Brooke spending the day together. Very short, cute, and funny. Rated Kplus for mild language.One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-2-08 - Brooke D. - Complete18. All Roads Lead Back Here » reviewsFour years later. The gang reunites in Tree Hill, but not for the happy reasons we all hope. Rated T for safety.One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 8-9-0719. Welcome To The World reviewsNaley Fluff. Alternate storyline for Baby Naley's entrance to the world. Set before Graduation. OneShot.One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-07 - Nathan S. & Haley J.S. - Complete20. A Wedding You'll Never Forget » reviewsSequel to Thank You For Loving Me. This is all about the trials and tribulations of Rory and Logan planning their wedding! COMPLETE!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete21. Thank You For Loving Me » reviewsCan Rory and Logan make it through once of the toughest challenges of all times? Or will they fall apart and loose everything? Forgive me, I suck at summaries. Rogan.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 2-19-07 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete22. Life After Christmas » reviewsThe renamed Sequel To The Ultimate Christmas Present! Rated T for possible future language. Rogan! COMPLETE!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 12-17-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete23. Black and White » reviewsIt's a cute but challenging Rogan story. I'm awful at summaries, but give this a chance! Rogan JJGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 2-9-07 - Published: 1-11-07 - Rory G. & Logan H.24. The Best Is Yet To Come reviewsThis is just a short fluffy Rogan thing I wrote. It might get turned into a story later, but for now it's what it is.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete25. Changing Places » reviewsWhat happens when the students change roles with the teachers! Find out! Mauraders Era! JPLEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 9-21-06 - Lily Evans P.26. Living Life » reviewsSequel to The Perfect Graduation! Rated M for sexual content!Rogan!Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rory G. & Logan H.27. The Ultimate Christmas Present » reviewsIt's Christmas Time! How will things go over? What will happen? Read on and find out! I'm awful at summaries! LLRogan COMPLETE!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete28. The Hogwarts Game of Love reviewsA funny Hogwarts Game show. I do not own HP. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete29. The Baby Project » reviewsMauraders Era. What happens when the Mauraders get stuck with the old Egg is your child project with a twist? Read on and find out! LEJP WARNING: VERY SHORT CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 8-25-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete30. Well Waited Kiss reviewsLizzie is engaged! To who? Read and find out! Forgive me, I suck at summaries! ONESHOT!Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-11-06 - Complete31. The Perfect Graduation reviewsThis is a short fic on my idea of a perfect Yale Graduation for Rory. Rogan flufiness. ONESHOT!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-28-06 - Rory G. & Logan H. - Complete
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