Look at life sideways and cross-eyed. -Nuwisha

Age: I was born on March 30th, in 1988. The math logically follows from there.

Real Name: C'mon. It ruins the mystique! If you really wanna know, my e-mail address holds a clue.

Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Hellsing OVA

Favorite Cartoons: Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, The Emperor's New School, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, El Tigre: The Legend of Manny Rivera, Ben 10: Alien Force

Game I'm Playing: Final Fantasy X, Fable 2, Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, Fullmetal Alchemist: The Broken Angel, Sam And Max: Season One

Ships I Support By Fandom-

Avatar

Katara and Aang

Sokka and Suki

Zuko and Mai

Zuko and Toph

I also understand Zutara.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed and Winry

Roy and Riza

Monsters Vs. Aliens

Dr. Cockroach and Susan

Naruto

Gaara and Hinata

Naruto and Sakura

Pokemon

Ash and Misty

Rayquaza and Latias

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Playing Video Games, Fanart(But I suck), Listening to Music, Doing Research, Pretty much anything That I Happen To Be Interested At The Moment

Lifestyle: I lead a comfortably lazy, mildly 'live is there to be lived, so enjoy it while you got it' kind of thing.

Occupation: Wannabe writer. Hey, writings the only occupation in which people think you're weird if you aren't eccentric.

My Writing Style: I generally write like this; first, I build a general idea of what the chapter will involve. Good joke scenes, cool ideas, great character moments...those sort of things tend to build the chapters for me. Then I write it; I do, however, deviate from the outline on the drop of a coin if it feels right to me. Some of my best comedy scenes come from a random idea I had and decided to go with. Remember Zim's shoulder consciences and the Dib tauntery scene in Kingdom Crossovers? Bingo.

Quote of The Log-In: Contrary to popular belief, I never lost my mind. It simply packed it's bags and left one day.

You never do anything half-assed, do you? -What my mom said in reference to the fact that I'd just accidentally sliced the tip of my thumb off with a cheese grater, a few months after she did. True story.

The Apostles were really the original band of knuckleheads, weren't they? -Me, going off on one of my random tangents.

"The reason no one ever found the Ark is because Noah turned it into a reverse catapult; it being a reverse catapult, it launched itself into outer space, eventually landing on Mars. Any other things you hear about the Ark is just a distraction by secret groups to throw the government of the tracks."

"How would you know about this?"

"Internet. Few people know that the Internet has evolved into a highly intelligent digital consciousness that exists in the past and present."

"How would the Ark get to MARS?!"

"The laws of physics were looser in those days." -The result of an argument between me and my mom about the Ark being a big rectangular box. I got sick of the conversation, so I just starting making up crazy stuff. Pretty much a summery of it, though.

"Hey, that is funny!" -My reaction to Comic Book Guy's C:\Dos. C:\Dos\Run. Run\Dos\Run gag. Evidentally, that puts me on the Dennis Millar Ratio.

Teachings that do not speak of pain have no meaning, because mankind cannot gain without giving something in exchange. -Fullmetal Alchemist

The following are curtoesy of the profile of The Samurai Pizza Cat.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent fifteen minutes looking for something that was in your hand, your head, or stuck to the back of your t-shirt, copy this into your profile.

Here are some 'You Might Have Asperger's Syndrome' jokes that apply to me:

...If you consider your driving an insurance risk.

...If 'simple things amuse simple minds' doesn't bother you.

...People keep saying that if they were you, they wouldn't be telling anybody about the idiotic ways they got all those burns, cuts and scars.

...You're the only person around who'll decline an invite to a big party to watch a special on the Discovery Channel.

...You find it a lot more comfortable to spend five hours talking to an animal than five minutes talking to another human.

...You play 'Name That Bruise' in the bath, because you have no idea how you got them.

...You own more books than anyone in your city.

...You speak in Monty Python and Get Smart quotes. So, if someone says they'll meet you at the corner, you say, "Ah! The old meeting me at the corner trick, eh?"

...You can remember the entire Gettysburg Address, but not your own street address.

...You've often been caught dancing to supermarket music. (Actually, I just sing along most of the time.)

...You can solve the Sunday Times crossword in pen in fifteen minutes, but it takes you half the week to find the damn paper just so you can do so.

...You hear a childish limerick and want to yell, "That's muscial lugume, you chowderhead!"

...Your sexual preference is 'avoid like the plauge'.

...You understand a certain figure of speech, but you still wonder what idiot would come up with something that stupid.

...You follow rules to the letter. But only if they make sense to you.

...You can't grasp French no matter what, but made-up langugages like Sindarin and Quenya come easily to you.

...You can't take a medical examination because your favorite series is on that day.

...You clean up the house and realize you just put the oranges in the shoebox and your strap-ons in the fridge.

...You forget to eat or drink because you're occupied with an interesting project.

...You don't give care that your cats claw your arms and hands to pieces when you play with them, and combined with disturbing anyone who sees you, it also never occurs to you put on an oven mitt.

...You think that 'Cure Autism Now' should be called 'Kill Autistics Now' and it really pisses you off.

...You think saying 'competetivetivetivetivenessnessness' is more satisfying than saying it normally.

...You're walking around and you get fascinated by watching fanblades spinning, and on your way home, you realize you've had your sweater on inside-out ever since you left six hours ago. And you immediately type the whole thing on the internet, because it's that funny.

...You find the traditional representation of the Ark as a large ship very odd when the Bible clearly describes it as a big rectangular box.

...If you think catamaran is a really neat word. And cataclysm, catatonic, catalyst, catalan, catalouge, catastrophe. All great words. Patagonia is also cool. And sassafras.

...Bonus points if you read the last one aloud because it occured in your head to do so, you read the 'cata' words real fast, and you think it was really cool-feeling.

...You despise news reporters who ask griving family members if they're sad.

...You talk back to the people on TV and radio or say sarcastic things to commercials.

...Your hobbies have caused lasting and real injury.

...You knew years ahead of time that you weren't going to the senior prom.

..You looked at your feet once and thought they looked twenty-five miles away.

...One instinctive reactions of yours is either apoligzing or saying "I didn't do anything wrong!"

...You choose a grocery isle to go down based on how many people are down there.

...People often ask you random things to see if you really do 'know everything'.

...As a child, you turned toy cars over and spun the wheels while the others played sports or whatever it is such people do.

...You might sky-dive or bungee jump, but not if you had to drive through traffic to get there.

...It takes you five minutes to explain where the mayonaise is in the fridge.

Here's a few originals of mine!

-You've been known to speak to people in comedy skits.

-On the one hand, you couldn't conjugate the social ladder to save your life, but on the other hand, making people feel like complete idiots with a single sentence is second nature.

-It's difficult for you not to speak in strings of complicated jargon and technical phrases.

-You can spend weeks thinking about the cosmological ramifacations of writing fanfiction, but you think other people's philosiphies are ridiculous.

-The main reason you're a theist is because the idea of there not being sense to the universe makes you break out in a cold sweat.

-You frequently think of your life in terms of a blog entry or third person novel.

-One of your favorite 'entries' or 'scenes' involves you thinking the following: "When I was a young child, I concluded that the vast majority of the human race were assholes. To this day, I have seen little evidence to the contrary."

-You can listen to loud music and write elaborate scenes that freak out amateurs, but you can't stop your brain running long enough to get five minutes of sleep.

-You think the bags under your eyes look really, really cool.

-People frequently react to your favorite characters by saying, "Man, that guy's weird!"

-One of your hobbies is trying to figure out if your favorite characters are on on the autistic spectrum.

-You have a comprehensive personal list of characters suspected to be on the spectrum.

-You've turned the Look Of Painful Ultimate Doom into a fine art.

-One of your favorite threats is, "You're just asking for some pre-morten exploratory surgery."

-You frequently sing along to music you're listening to on the headphones, and you have to stop yourself from dancing to it. Bonus points if you feel glee at the prospect of people freaking out at the sight of you singing along to music only you can hear.

-You sarcastically tell people that evil voices tell you to do things, and they take you seriously.