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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Pirates of the Caribbean. "I belong to the SALAD Club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy and Disinterested!" DEATH BY TRAY IT SHALL BE!! -- Eddie Izzard portraying Darth Vader in the Death Star Canteen --Basics-- Name: I. C. ...dead people 8D (those really are my initials O_o) --Favorites-- Color: Black, light blue, and brown On my fics: In Time (a Naruto fic) IN PROGRESS Arc One: Sakura is sent to the past by a dying Naruto after Konoha is destroyed by Pein and everyone is killed because Sasuke interferes. Driven by revenge against the Uchiha, she attempts to change things for the better and stop him from leaving while keeping her identity secret. With three sharingans running around however, this task proves a tad difficult. And what has the Kyuubi got to do with her? Arc Two: Sakura is now part of Akatsuki and desperately trying not to lose herself. And what of Itachi, turned innocent in her mind? Why does he suddenly act overprotective of someone he barely knows? Team 7 is back together and struggling, but Sasuke's grudge hasn't left him. Can future Sakura somehow reveal the truth about his brother to the young Uchiha? And without him breaking all of her limbs. (SasuSaku, ItaSaku) Heart of a Storm (a Naruto & POTC crossover) IN PROGRESS It was a simple mission, everyone agreed on that. So how did both Naruto and Hinata end up sucked in by a maelstrom and thrown out into a world neither of them recognize? Separated by miles to boot, can they find each other and survive a world that has not yet even heard of women's rights or hokages? And who the hell is the 'Famous Captain Jack Sparrow'? NaruHina Premonition (a Naruto fic) COMPLETE A one-shot. A nine year old Naruto is sitting on the Hokage monument, contemplating his upcoming Academy Exam. But what he doesn't expect is a visit from someone who would not only give him advice that changes his life forever, but begins a true change of heart too. NaruHina, because it's just so sweet. XD I am currently BETA'ing for Hiro of my Knight's fic Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales. It's an interesting HP fic, and if you love the marauders, this is your read. Resolutions and Plans: 1. Finish 'In Time' somewhere before January. 2. Upload at least three more chapters of 'Heart of a Storm' until January. 3. Start up a new fic once finished with 'In Time' and look for a good BETA.
"On the second day God said "omg u rushed1!" And the zerglings did smite God's command center; and God saw that they pwned Him and it was good." People I adore/admire: Eddie Izzard, Terry Pratchett, Johnny Depp, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, John Malkovich, Jeremy Irons, Robert Downey Jr., Hayao Miyazaki, Eoin Colfer, Jamiroquai band members... Favorite Books: Chornicles of Ancient Darkness, Harry Potter series, Inheritance cycle, Artemis Fowl series, Bartimaeus trilogy .:squee:.!, Alex Rider series, Twilight series, anything by Terry Pratchett, anything by Meg cabot, the Witcher series, anything by Michael Chrichton (Rest in Peace :(), Holes, Saint of Dragons, The Medieval Trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series (CAN'T WAIT FOR COLFER'S VERSION OF THE 6TH BOOK! 8D)... ran out of ideas, though I loved a lot more... Favorite Mangas: Naruto, Bleach, Bitter virgin, Elfen Lied, Fullmetal Alchemist, Eyeshield 21, Airgear, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, Skip Beat!, Special A, Love Luck, Ayashi no Ceres, WANTED, Gakuen Alice, Zero no Tsukaima, The World God Only Knows, Until Death Do Us Part, The Wallflower, Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu, Hanatsuki Hime, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, The One, Prince 1/2 (squee!), Do You Want to Try?, Romeo x Juliet, Hadashi de Bara wo Fume, Kimi ni Todoke, GE - Good Ending, Koi Hirari, Teppen!, He's Dedicated to Roses, Fairy Tail... and many unpronounceable other titles XD Favorite Movies: Snatch, Spirited Away, How's Moving Castle, Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Moulin Rouge, The Three Colours, Chicago, Polar Express, Vantage Point, Thank You for Smoking, No Reservations, Transformers (believe it or not, I hate the idea, but I loved the movie), Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail, The Dark Knight... and those are the ones I can remember. Favorite TV Series The Office (British and American), the Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, X-Files, Taken, Little Britain, Extras, Dexter, House M.D... Hobbies/Things I love: DANCING!! FOOTBALL! TYPING IN CAPS!! Drawing, Writing (yes, it comes THIS late), Reading (if I get excited about the story), general Hyperactiveness, SUGER RUSHHH! (no one should ever have to bear the horror of seeing me totally hyper on sugar with my best friend... :shudders:), Talking in heathen lingo :aka: Latin, blabbering over and over again about the things I'm obsessed with... Buttons buttons buttons... BUTTONS!! (Did I mention I love buttons? No? Well Buttons rule! Press a Button someone! I need to use up all the useless energy!), Snow (I had to live in Spain for five years. Imagine the torture!), Listening to music (THAT COMES UP IN THE TOP 5 DEFINITELY!) Pairings I support/quite like: Naruto: Naruhina ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ X ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ ItaSaku MinatoKushina NejiTen ShikaTema slightly SasuSaku (... as long as Sassykay isn't the bastard that he is in the manga) Harry Potter: James/Lily Harry/Ginny Draco/Hermione Remus/Sirius (the only slash I support :P) Lily/Snape (but not as much as J/L) Percy/Penelope Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia Toshiro/Hinamori Ishida/Orihime Gakuen Alice: Natsume/Mikan Hotaru/Ruka Narumi/Yuka Random Mangas: Kyoko/Ren (from Skip Beat!) Takiko/Rimudo (from Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden) Ed/Winry & Roy/Riza (from Full Metal Alchemist) Yuuki/Zero (from Vampire Knight) Aya/Tooya (from Ayashi no Ceres)
- “Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!” - Fabulous - “Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just…just…go stand over there.” - “Tell me Lucius, who’s the prettiest ballerina of them all?” Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man. - “Sooo, what’s REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?” -“Wait a minute,” Harry said. “You want me to put this Snitch where now?” - “What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious.” Snape gasped. “You mean-” “Yes.” Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. “What the Death Eaters need, is a theme song.” - “NO, DAMMIT! I DON’T CARE IF THE POTTER BOY’S BEEN FOUND! AMERICAN IDOL IS ON!” - “One of you go see if the boy is alive. No, don’t poke him with that, Fenrir!” - Flirtatious - Glittery - Pedophilic -“Damn that Malfoy boy is sexy.” “GINNY!” “What, I was just saying-” - Hoshit! - “Harry Potter, you pathetic twit. Come here so I can smack you properly.” - “GODDAMMIT, now is not the time for that! We are out here, risking our lives and fighting off Death Eaters, and they are making-out in a girls’ restroom?” - “Sucks for you, Harry!” - “Well, the mushrooms looked edible!” - “Kreacher, how exactly do you snog a pair of trousers? Wait-Don’t answer tha-KREACHER, NOOO!” -“My Lord, with all due respect, if you do not undo whatever you did to my hair in the next FIVE SECONDS, your eyes won’t be the only things that are slitted.” - Freaking -Voldemort rushed on through the night towards his last Horcrux, a crazed look in his eyes. Potter had gotten the ring, he had gotten the locket, but Voldemort would be damned if the blasted boy was going to lay one finger on his bunny slippers! -“Perhaps Draco will baby-sit the cubs!” “Does Lucius Malfoy have to curse a bitch?” - “Screw guarding Sirius Black’s old house; let’s go get drunk!” - “What are you doing here?” Harry asked, bewildered. Draco spun around, did a double-take, then glared at Harry and made an obscene hand gesture. - “HERMIONE! HERMIONE! HERMIO-” Ron was cut off suddenly when Harry smacked him and yelled “For God’s sake, SHUT THE HELL UP!” - “I’ll get you, Harry Potter, and your little owl, too!” -“Snape has a female patronus? Alright, Severus, what aren’t you telling us?” - Voldemort glared angrily at the house-elf carrying the offending meal. “The Dark Lord,” he explained slowly, “does NOT eat muffins!” -“Why? Why isn’t it possible?” The Dark Lord raged at his cowering victim. “Tell me WHY!” He snarled as he paced furiously. “My lord, have you considered the possibility that you’re taking your loss to this muggle game a bit too seriously?” Lucius Malfoy offered meekly. “NO I’M NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!” Voldemort roared. “IF I AM TO HAVE A WEAKNESS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE DDR!” - “Kreacher angry! Kreacher SMASH!” -Ron, Hermione, and Harry all stood around the body of their fallen foe. “So, whadda’ya reckon?” Ron asked, gazing at the lifeless form of Voldemort. “Boxers or briefs?” - And thus, Harry never did get a high school education. - Victor Krum was one sexually frustrated Quidditch Champion. - The Boy Who Continued to Live nearly died with laughter when the Malfoys turned up to their disciplinary hearing. Lucius Malfoy was wearing a tux, complete with top hat and cane, while his wife wore a pale blue satin ball gown with elbow-length gloves. Draco was wearing blue jeans and a black tee-shirt that said “I was forced to try and kill Albus Dumbledore, I had to put up with Snape for seven years, the Ministry raided my house more times than I have fingers, I couldn’t get away from Delores Umbrage, Death Eaters moved into my house, Voldemort made fun of me and my family, I had to hurt people to stop my parents from being killed, I watched my Mom and Dad tortured, my wand was stolen, I still haven’t won a Quidditch game against Harry Potter, and all I got was this lousy tattoo, and even that went away after Voldemort’s downfall.” It was the start of a long and lasting friendship. - Harry felt a shiver run down his spine as he listened while the Order discussed Voldemort's new plan of capturing him: hordes of fangirls. - "Well how was I supposed to know that that Voldemort was a bloody bare-knuckle boxing champion?" said George as he watched the lifeless body of The Boy Who Lived get carried away on stretchers. "I was betting against him you know!" FAVE QUOTES They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! "If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!" I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late... Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. | |||||||||||
1. In Time » reviewsHe will pay. I can wait, I can learn, and one day, he'll pay.' Sakura has traveled back in time to try and save Konoha. But can she resist the temptation of revenge before it consumes her? And what of Itachi? ItaSaku & SasuSaku in Arc 2Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,420 - Reviews: 612 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Sakura H. & Itachi U.2. Heart of a Storm » reviewsNaruto and Hinata did not expect to be thrown into a maelstrom on what had seemed like a simple mission. But nature had a different plan, and soon the pair find themselves thrown into a world they do not recognize- a world of pirates and politics. NxHCrossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Hinata H.3. Premonition reviewsA nine year old Naruto watches the sunset. His mind set on the upcoming exam, he doesn't even imagine witnessing something that might change his life forever. But the advice he's given results in more than a change of opinion. Sweet NxH.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
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