Elaine Deanna the XVI was born to two wealthy Norweigan aristocrats in 1783, where she was trained in marksmanship, martial arts, and how to play the sitar. After her family's reputation was turned into rubble in the Australian-Norwegian war of 1799, she was stricken with bankruptcy. Afraid of poverty and being turned into a carnie after being sold to the circus, she joined a shameless, ragtag crew of horrendous pirates.
During the next fifteen years, Elaine circumnavigated the Earth and discovered the secrets of the Bermuda triangle, Bigfoot, and Larry King's secret life-saving kit, of whom she forcibly made give up the kit. She also discovered Madagascar, but left immediatley because the whole place sucked anyway. While on her travels, she founded Denmark, carved Greece out of a giant stone tablet, and invented Elaine's Theory of Relativity, but she decided Einstien was more deserving.
One time, after fighting a gigantic Squid off the Coast of Greenland one-on-one with nothing but a butter knife and delicious bluberry bagel to defend herself, Elaine found herself torn from the bowels of the her ship after accidentally casting Magnesium. She was thrown 3,000,000 years into the future, when giant mutant parasite birds ruled the city. These mutant parasites called themselves the Ackt'hules, covering the world in a thick smoke-like substance with their machines, forcing light out of the dank world forever.
Here, Elaine started an underground movement with a few remaining humans and some wicked five-foot tall cats-iguanas who could wield a katana and talk in every single language ever. They fought and victoriously won many battles, but also lost a few because hey, nobody is perfect. In one instance, however, Elaine's left hand was shredded from her arm, and was instead replaced with a giant Machine gun, like that movie Grindhouse. It's okay, though, because she's right-handed anyway.
Many grueling battles later, the small underground movement defeated the Ackt'hules, and sent their smoke machines back in the mantle of the Earth from whence they came. Elaine lived in the future for a few more months, overseeing the rebuilding of the soceity and to make sure that Scotland was never re-constructed. After the duty was complete, she returned to her time by using her taught skills to go backwards in time faster than speeds of Mach 5.
Reuniting with her pirate crew, Elaine continued her original quest of piracy. She gathered treasures from all over Southern Africa and Europe, but then hung up her pirate hat for a while to be taught by Shaolin Monks or in the back of a Shoney's parking lot. (This part is quite hazy), then joined an Arabian Ninja clan. And slayed Unicorn-Dragons. With leprechaun bodies. Not only were they difficult to slay, but their humorous stature made it difficult for somone not to get distracted and laugh their heads off.
Satisfied with what she had accomplished, Elaine returned to her home on ends of the Earth, where she still lives to this day. She now makes crappy stories by day, and fights the Marvel Alliance by night.
I'm a fourteen-year-old who aspires to be a game designer. I love to write and draw, and I've been really trying to improve both.
My main topic is OOC humor, but I'm really trying to break out of that shell and take on different genres.
But nobody reads when I do...D:
Anyway, the point is, I like to write and draw. I strongly dislike pokemon lemon. (I mean seriously, they're like, ten. And even if you made them older, it's still just weird.)
I like Ikarishipping, PokeShipping, (Or Advanced. I'm cool with either.) ContestShipping, and LuckShipping (Lucy and Brock)
It IS stated that Ash IS straight. Look it up on Bulbapedia if you don't believe me.
I like KH too. And Naruto, and Death Note.
(Hey, I actually have PROOF that Sora's straight! As Roxas is falling off the tower and Kairi's talking to him, he says to Kairi "You're that girl he likes."
Dammit, if that doesn't say anything, nothing will.)
Well, that's all there is I guess. This is probably pretty boring so I'll end it here.
Laterz.
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