"Every Edward loves his Bella; in any universe." --Died and Gone to Heaven

This is my profile in all its glory.

Once upon a magical time, my profile was one of the longest, and filled with the most asanine crap! Well, my dear children, that has been remedied...

My beta is rizzyg2--without her my stories are like, nerds without braces, shoes without laces, sentenceswithoutspaces.

Writing is my passion, and I hope you enjoy my stories. Reviews are much appreciated, and thank you.

Regarding all the Edwards in the Ward universe...

I'm quite fond of:
Savageward: How can you not love him? He is, typically, feral, completely innocent, sweet, and has that irresistable wild edge to him! I approve.
A Good Amount of Darkward: Obsessive/Possessive Edward is so awesome :) It adds an good does of fear and a sharp edge to a good romance. I approve.
Geekward: Ah! I loves me some Geekward :) he's so sweet and genuine. Most times I just want to give him a big hug! It's a nice contrast to the usual brooding, Edward (though I love him too). I approve.
WindowWard: Who, according to a certain best friend of mine, makes windows for a living. I approve.
Alienward: A one of a kind. I read a story where Edward and the Cullens just so happened to be aliens, and Bella was an astronaut. It sounds like it would suck right? It doesn't. It was amazing. It's in my favorites (which I only have about 20 of), you must go find! I approve.
Vikinward: I thought I would hate it, but as it turns out, I love him! I approve.
Amishward: He is one of my favorites. He is often times pure, and innocent, and kind. I approve.
Phantomward: Who just so happens to be my favorite :D I love Phantom of the Opera, and Twilight, so combining these two loves is like Nirvana for me. I most definitely approve.

I do not like:
Princeward: Eh. I typically don't like him too much; he's mostly arrogant and predictable. I don't hate him, but he tends to annoy me. I do not approve.
Domward: I'm not too much into BDSM stories. In fact, I pretty much have no interest in them at all (with the exception of Subward). I do not approve.
Too Much Darkward: Too much Darkward can be overbearing and suffocating. Rape, abuse, and unwanted possesiveness turns me off. I do not approve.
Manwhoreward/Playerward: I find something very endearing and special about Edward being a virgin (or at least, very inexperienced); that's one of the things I like about the series. I find these story sully that which is so precious. I find value in waiting for marriage. I do not approve.
Tatward: Too much "tattage" is obnoxious and becomes gross in old age. I find nothing sexy about it. I do not approve.

My stories:

Abuse:
If you happen to stumble across this little treasure, and you decide to clean your glasses and actually read the words, and discover the worthless piece of crap that it is-- don't kill me for it. I wrote it when I was 12--13. I can't even look at that story anymore, and I certainly won't blame you if you can't either. In fact, the only thing keeping me from throwing it into a bonefire and dancing around it like I'm Jacob, is that it IS my first real, finished fanfiction, and some part of me thinks my first attempt at writing was sort of cute. Kind of like Bambi trying to stand for the first time-- adorable, but a horrible failure.

Eye of the Predator:
A story that is currently on haitus; but haha the readers don't know that. That is not on my priorties list right now, and if the spirit calls to me, you might actually see an update for that story. Anyway, I still think that it's a cool idea and has potential. I just have to get off my lazy butt and meet that potential.

Leah's Rage:
The spirit called to me on that one; you see, I was horribly sick. I was at home, in my bed, feeling useless and just blagh. So, my mind wandered to Twilight, and the parasitic idea of venturing into Leah Country entered my psyche. At the time, it was a wonderful idea-- just like the holocaust. It's definitely not my worst (haha Abuse takes the cake on that one), but no where near praise worthy. Plus, the title is so uncreative, it hurts.

Tangled Up in Him:
My only non-Twilight fanfiction. It was sort of halfassed, because I had just returned home from watching Tangled for the third time (a feat of which I am extremely proud of); and the dialogue isn't even right. I think it's pretty sweet for a halfassed one shot. Then again, it's your opinion that matters. But don't you just ADORE the title?

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy:
This story has been going on for a whole freaking year. There's a sort of reason. The Wall happened. The spirit really took me on that one (well more like tackled me to the freaking ground, but we'll get to that). I enjoy the story a lot, but a little demon I call Writer's Block has currently taken residency in the world of One for Sorrow Two for Joy.

Parodies of Fanfiction Cliches:
I love this more than I can say. I was really excited about it...then for some reason, I completely forgot about it, which astounds me, because I really do the love the idea so much. When I have breathing time, I am most definitely going to get right on it.

Killing Me Softly:
Awful. Do not touch.

Gothic:
Has anyone heard of "Twila, the gurl who wuz in luv wif a vampir"? Well it's either the worst fanfiction ever to happen upon this good Earth, or the work of a mad genius. Well, this is my parody of a parody. I've gotten lots of flack for this story. If you're sensitive on the subject, this is most definitely NOT for you.

фанфик:
Not written by me. It's Abuse, but in Russian.

Army Camouflage:
Not really accurate. It dawned on me about a week later that soldiers do not get their luggage in camouflage, at Wal-Mart. I understand that now; but it was entered for a contest and won, so I'm good with it.

Teams Collide:
It's supposed to be a script form arguement between a Team Edward fan, Team Jacob fan, and Team Switzerland fan. Yet, I wrote that when I was 12, so it pretty much means nothing.

Strange Conversation:
Random crap done when I was 12-- a paragraph/story written by 5 people. I wrote one sentence, passed it on to the next person, they wrote a sentence, and passed it on the next person, etc. You get it.

One Missed Call:
That horror movie "One Missed Call"-- heard of it? Yes? Good. This is the Twilight version.

Once Upon Another Time:
My priority! For some twisted reason, I've always thought the idea of Edward and Bella being companions while she was a child, was so intriguing and yet taboo (though, pedophilia is where the feeling ends for me). I'm working out some of the kinks in the character development, and plot, so that's why you haven't seen an update. The original way I wrote it, I was dissatisfied; so I'm going back, and soul searching, and trying to find exactly where I strayed from the literary path. Reviews do prompt me to write more though... ;)

The Wall:
My beautiful pride and joy! This, is honestly, the best piece of literary work (in my opinion) that I have ever given birth to :P it's not exactly a flaming, hot romance, but I've always loved the idea of a post-apocolyptic world. The idea of seperating the two genders, is such a simple idea. It's one of those errant thoughts that just came to me in that world between awareness and sleep, while I was lying in bed at three in the morning. It seemed so stupid, and obvious, that at first I ignored it. But then, I couldn't stop toying with the idea, so I wrote it all down. Thus, The Wall was born!

You Are My Sunshine:
A one-shot. A JacobxBella one-shot. Kind of contradictory, huh? I know. I thought the same thing. But, then I decided that, in time, it could possibly blossom into an EdwardxBella hurt/comfort fic. (But, I'm not really into angst, so I wouldn't have the heart to pursue that kind of plot).

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