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Author has written 19 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. Hello there. My name is Kathryn. Some call me Kat. I'm a college student, and I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I've changed my major from History, to Theatre, to General Studies with a minor in Anthropology, to Criminal Justice. So as you see, I'm quite clueless about my future. I live in south central Louisiana. Now you're thinking, "Ew, icky Southerner and their lawnmower of a car, and alligator of a pet." No. That doesn't happen. The Waterboy was so untrue. Uh... anyway. I'm a big Lord of the Rings fan. I saw the Fellowship of the Ring in the theater eight times, Two Towers three times, and Return of the King five times. (Crazy, huh?) I've also read the trilogy three times, and the Hobbit twice. I took a stab at the Silmarillion, but my brain exploded at the complexity of it. As you can see, I used to write lots of LotR fanfics when I had time on my hands. (You know, scribble story ideas down in class and stuff. Fun times.) I love the hobbits to pieces. If I had the power, I'd go to Middle-earth and find myself a nice little hobbit burrow and just live there forever. I stopped writing once I got to college and found myself a neato boyfriend. That tends to take up most of my time right there. In 2007, I became a big Harry Potter fan. My boyfriend is really into it, and convinced me to start reading the books. So I quickly read the first four before the Goblet of Fire hit theaters. I finished reading all seven books for the first time. Yay! Go me! I've come to realize that Ron is probably my favorite character. He's just a silly funny little guy, so there. In case yall (OMG I say 'yall' cuz I'm from the South!) cared, I do write Mary Sues (mostly LotR but now a little HP). I generally don't share them with the public. They are kept in my Word Documents. And if you do see a Mary Sue story that I've written, it's for humor purposes only. I would never EVER post a true Mary Sue story on fanfiction.net. That's just silly. I also just finished reading the Twilight series, and I love it so. But I really don't think I'll be writing fanfictions about it. Sorry folks. So now you're probably thinking, "Wow, what a strange girl. Isn't she a bit old for this?" Yeah, you're probably right. But you know what? Oh well! Who cares? So I'm just going to mosey on off to do whatever I please. | |||||||||||
1. Oh No! It's Another One! » reviewsAre you sick of the same old Mary Sues? Me too. That's why I wrote this. I'm poking fun of all the sterotyped Mary Sues! And what's a HP story without a selfinserted character? Oh, and Harry Potter is in there and a TriWizard Tournament.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-16-062. The True Story of How Haldir Came to Helm's Deep reviewsHaldir is here to tell you how he really arrived at Helm's Deep. Britney Spears? What's she doing in there? Augh. Lady G? What? Okay, let's let Haldir tell you more.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-04 - Haldir3. The True Story of How Faramir Found Boromir reviewsSo you really want to know what happened? You want to know how Faramir learned of his Brother's death? Well he's here to tell you! Listen to Faramir as he retells his heart touching story. R&RLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-25-04 - Faramir & Boromir4. The True Story of How Pippin Found the Palantir reviewsSo how did Pippin find that Palantir anyway? You wanna know the true story? Well you're in luck because Pippin is here to tell you how it really happened! R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-26-04 - Peregrin T.5. Sam's Valediction to Frodo reviewsJust a short essay I had to write in English. Sam says goodbye to Frodo at the Gray Havens. Told from Sam's POV. Please review? Very different from what I usually post.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-04 - Samwise G. & Frodo B.6. My Immortal reviewsBased on the song "My Immortal" by Evanessence. Arwen thinks about what Aragorn told her before he left Rivendell. I worked really hard on this! Please R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-23-03 - Arwen U. & Aragorn7. Bring Me Back to Life reviewsSung by Haldir featuring Elrond. Sung to the tune of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesence. Haldir sings about not wanting to go to Helm's Deep! R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-19-03 - Haldir & Elrond8. The True Story of How Gandalf Got White Robes reviewsGandalf retells his story of how his transformation came to be from grey to white. Funny! Or at least I hope it is. Please enjoy!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-22-03 - Gandalf9. The True Story of How Aragorn Came Back to Life reviewsAragorn retells his story of the battle with wargs and what happened to him after he fell off the cliff. This one is like 2 of my other stories. Please R&R! I promise you'll laugh!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-14-03 - Aragorn10. Gandalf with the Staff reviewsDon't take that title the wrong way! Here I am with yet another song spoof! Sung to the tune of "Jenny From the Block". (I must admit, it's not my best, but R&R anwyay!) PLEAAAASE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-18-03 - Gandalf11. The True Story of How Aragorn Met Arwen reviewsJust like "The True Story of How Haldir Met the Fellowship!" This is Aragorn's true story of how he REALLY met Arwen! Enjoy! R&R-ing never hurt anyone either!!!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 12-29-02 - Aragorn & Arwen U.12. Useful reviewsPippin decides to sing a song a prove that he IS actually useful! Sung to the tune of "Beautiful" by Christina Aguleria. R&R! It's cute!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-22-02 - Peregrin T.13. Filthy reviewsTo the tune of "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera. Aragorn sings about him, Legolas, and Gimli fighting orcs! Pretty fuuny! PLEASE R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-9-02 - Aragorn14. Goodbye Mount Doom reviewsA song sung by Frodo going into Mordor. to the tune of "Goodbye to You" by Michelle Branch.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-23-02 - Frodo B.15. The True Story of How the Fellowship Met Haldir reviewsTold by Haldir himself! Here is his story of how he met the Fellowship. Please R&R! You'll laugh! I promise it! And if you don't...uh... I... *runs and hides*Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-1-0216. Survival of the Hobbits » reviews** DONE** Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, and Bilbo are stranded on an island. (This is just like my other story, Survival of the Elves, read that!) And don't forget to R&R! My last one was so successful! (Bilbo's diary up!)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-1-02 - Published: 8-14-0217. Oops! I Did It Again! reviewsOh gosh, another song spoof. It's kinda cheesy. Saruman is singing to the Fellowship about thinking he's gonna win. Then for some random reason talks to Sauron. Random. Funny. Short. R&R please!!! :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-23-02 - Saruman & Sauron18. Survival of the Elves » reviews*DONE* Legolas, Arwen, Elrond, Galadriel, Celeborn, and Haldir are standed on an island for 30 days, watch as one by one, their sanity goes down the hole. They kept diaries of the experience... *interesting twist on Legolas' diary!* (Celeborn's diary up!)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-13-02 - Published: 8-9-02
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