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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter. I no longer use Myspace for Fanfiction, However, if you are interesting in contacting me and checking in to see whats up, look for me on facebook. Just search Randi Snell in florida or send me a message in fanfiction with your name and I will send you a friend request. I am going to slowly start updating one story at a time. Reason being, I have been away for a while and need to reread my stuff to get back on track. If you have a story you have been waiting for, I assure you it will get fininshed come hell or high water. I am in the process of writing my own book, a book that has been cycling through my mind for close to 4 years. My book is a book that deals with magic and adventure. I did not get the idea from Harry Potter, but Rowling has made it hard to create thing as her series was/ is so popular, I mean when I say non magic person, Muggle comes to your mind, but I cannot use muggle as it isnt mine. Fact is, I have always liked the idea of magic from the first time I watched a movie called The worst witch, when I was a child. Also, as I am heading back into this, I remember a group of people that go around, reading and picking apart peoples stories instead of lending constructive critism. The say they are 'sporking', but what it really amounts to is a group of people that have nothing better to do with their lives. They are bully's and proud of it. I recently went on a short search and to my great amusment, I discovered a new group that consist of 4 guys, yes I said guys, lolololol. I cnat help but to think of what kind of guys sit around reading fanfiction and tearing someones imagination apart. Really? do you have nothing better to do with your time? Are you tired of picking cheeto pieces out from between each others fat rolls? come on guys, there is a thing out there, wierd creatures that are called... ready? WOMEN... see them and hope one feels enough pitty to date jerks like you. And for the so called lady 'sporkers', you make me laugh too. I imagine the character, Fat Bastard, from Austin Powers movies, or the fat oily guy from gamer, in female form, sitting at their computers, wondering how they can pick on someone so they feel better about themselves. Is your imagination so whacked out that instead of creating your own fics you have to pick on people who are trying to show some creativity? I have news for you, imagination and creativity are becoming a lost art. If you really care about writing as much as you say you do, how about offering constructive critism so authors in progress can learn and grow from their experiences. Canon nazi, I think not. More like b*tchs without a life. I will be sending out a list with which story I will be working on and what order they will become completed. Like I said, I need to get back on track and your patience has been awesome. Favorite pairings HG/DM RL/SB HG/SS LM/SS HG/LM SS/RL HG/HP DM/HP HG/RL HG/SB No Ron or Ginny, don't know why... I just don't like them much when it comes to love stories. Things that will make me click your fic down and never return to them. 1. Hermione Granger is Hermione Granger. If you want to turn her into a pureblood, go for it but please, please for the love of reading, please stop making her look like Pansy or a female Blaise with sparkling blue eyes and blond hair... it's just not right. 2.Street talk. I can't stand reading a fic that has the words; Shorty, wuz, cuz, aight, and so on and so on. They make the fic seem really -- young and ghetto. Nothing ruins a story like picturing Harry, Ron, Draco, and so on, with baggy pants and gold teeth. 3. I am not a canon writer, I cant stress this enough, nor am I against OOC, but I try to keep the characters looking like JK made them. I hate seeing hermione with green eyes or Draco with blue and so on. Story lines are different, thats what makes this fan fiction and allows your imagination to soar. The words, I am not J.K Rowling should mean that I have changed the story line to fit my imagination, not the characters. 4. I enjoy a good slash fic, however, please don't make them so fairy that they are walking around in pink, fuzzy thongs singing to Britney Spears, and bursting out into emotional rages of b*tch slapping. 5. Blaise IS male, Harry IS male, please don't turn them into females. 6. Dobby paired with ANYONE in a romance is bad...mmmmm k. Elf porn is yucky and did I mention gag! 7. Turning Hermione into a hooker by the way you dress her. Can you even picture her in booty shorts? 8. Making Hermione seem weak and air headed. Girl emotions are understandable, but I don't believe she is going to crumble into a weeping pile of goo if someone calls her a butthead. 9. I wont click your fic down because of nick names but they do get old after a while. Severus would hex anyone for calling him Sev. Lucius would avada you for Lucy. 10. Using words like Penis or vagina in a smut scene -- it's not health class. 11. Jumpy plots. If Draco ends up in America, eating McDonalds or shopping at wal-mart, please tell my why he is there, when in the previous chapter he is sleeping comfortably in Malfoy Manor. 12. Males do not get pregnant. If you think they do, please explain how a child even 5 pounds gets out... I want video proof!! Next thing: I am trying to improve my writing. When I first started this, my brain had turned into mush from lack of use. I forgot how to spell basic words and proper punctuation. I am not stupid by any means, but I concentrated my life on my children, therefore, I did not pick up a book to read not did I write anything. I was wake up, take care of kids, go to sleep for almost 8 years -- and my brain stopped working in that time from lack of stimulation. If you are reading my fic and notice spelling errors, kindy PM me and let me know. I will change them as quick as I can. Punctuation is not a strong point for me but I am relearning. If anyone has tips for me to improve, send me a PM with an example so I can learn what I am doing wrong. All constructive critism is welcome as it helps me learn from my mistakes. If you flame me, I will not take anything you say seriously and will ignore you. When I see a flame or as I have seen, 'sporking', it makes me feel that the people doing so, are a group of immature people who obviously did not get enough love as a child and now feel it is their responsibility to make people as miserable as they are. I do not mind if you use my ideas, just be fair and give me an email asking and give me credit for my part in it. I am also looking for someone to go through my older stories and Beta them. They are complete but have some serious issues. let me know if interested. | |||||||
1. The Apartment » reviewsDraco,Hermione and Harry are all trying to start new lives.There is a place called DawnWest that would provide privacy and allow them to start over.The problem is there is only one apartment available and all three want it.HG/DM/HP. Read warnings insideHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 11-3-11 - Published: 7-10-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.2. The Assassin » reviewsHermione had betrayed and been betrayed, leaving her a different person than she used to be. She has taken a new job that requires her to be devoid of all feeling and able to kill on command... until Draco Malfoy became her assignment. Dark Hermione.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,530 - Reviews: 417 - Updated: 10-27-11 - Published: 7-27-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M.3. Never in a million years » reviewsNever did he think she would be the one bloodied and lying on his dining table, nor did he ever think he would be given the honor of killing her. Life or death. It was his decision to make, he just hoped he made the right one. DM/HGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-23-11 - Published: 8-15-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.4. Of Snakes and Lions » reviewsHermione is thrown back in time where SS and LM are 7th years. The Gryffindors ignore her but two Slytherins decide she is worth their time. SS/HG/LM. READ WARNINGS INSIDE. Don't like, don't click. Probably OOC, AU, not canonHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,325 - Reviews: 651 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 5-2-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.5. Durmstrang » reviewsAfter a summer of threats from an unknown source, Hermione is sent to Durmstrang for protection. Old friends and old enemies must work together in order to survive. Can they do it? and at what cost. Hg/DM pairing.Strong M,slightly ooc. Read warningsHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-17-10 - Published: 8-1-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.6. Three little words » reviewsAfter a year long relationship, Draco ends it when she tells him she loves him. The problem comes in when he realizes he freaked out and wants her back, not to mention she is pregnant with his child and seems to have moved on. HG/DM TL/HG. Warnings insideHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 5-25-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.7. The Professors Pet » reviewsSeverus Snape and Lucius Malfoy, both professors at Hogwarts share a common interest in a student. The student? Why Hermione Granger of course. SS/HG/LM.. don't like, don't read. Rated M for later chapters. HP/DM alsoHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 547 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 3-11-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.8. The Mudblood Exchange » reviewsHogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by FearloverHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,040 - Reviews: 1393 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 1-14-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.9. Saving Me » reviewsHermione finally leaves her abusive husband and goes to Harry for help. He trys to get the old Hermione back from her broken state and discovers feelings for her that he didn't know he had. AU/ possibly OOC. Graphic violence, non-con,not for the gentle.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 207 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 5-9-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.10. Return to Malfoy Island » reviewsHermione gets upset at the constant comments she recieves from being married to two men and decides she want's to go back to the island for peace and quiet. Sequel to Malfoy Island, LMHGSS, M for adult situations. Please read and reviewHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 12-22-07 - Lucius M. & Hermione G.11. Marriage law be damned » reviewsWhen the marriage law goes into effect, Hermione decides she'd rather live as a muggle before she is married by force, bringing someone along with her. HG/DM. rated M for later chapters.. OOC warningHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,892 - Reviews: 491 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 3-20-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.12. Little Packages » reviewsHarry is distracted and causes an accident in potions. Hermione is the unfortunate victim and is stuck with Snape while he figures her out. HG/SS.. Rated M for later chaptersHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 411 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 4-13-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.13. Give me freedom » reviewsDraco is being forced to marry before the war, he seeks help from the potions master, who points him in the right direction. HG/DM. Rated M for just in caseHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 3-20-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.14. Free » reviewsAfter being used by Draco, and ignored by her friends, Hermione does what she has to do to be free from the pain she feels. Warning: Implied suicide.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 6-9-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.15. Buckets of water » reviewsPeeves traps Lucius and Hermione in an abandon classroom at Hogwarts. Rated M starting second chapter. R & R, OOC, sexual situations... don't read if offended by such things. Started as a 2 shot but continued due to demand.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 377 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 6-2-08 - Lucius M. & Hermione G.16. Blood lust » reviewsWhen Lucius is bitten by a vampire, he is instructed to find a blood mate. she must be young, pure, and not a pureblood. He finds his blood mate in Hermione and she has no choice other then to comply. Lm/HG. Rated M. OOCHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 2-29-08 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.17. Frustrated » reviewsHermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,584 - Reviews: 450 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete18. Loyalty » reviewsHermione is captured by Voldemort and Severus is the only one who can save her...as long as everything goes to plan. NON CANON, A/U, Violence and language in first chapter. Only a Two shot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-5-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Dark love » reviewsHermione is taken by death eaters and given to Voldemort, who instead of killing her, see's something in her that intrigues him, allowing her to live and possibly become more to him whether she likes it or not. TR/HG, M for later chapters. OOCHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,993 - Reviews: 506 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 2-27-08 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete20. A summer with Granger » reviewsDraco has to go into hiding and gets stuck living with Hermione and her roommates for the summer. Draco gets a few surprises on the way. I own nothing but plot. HGDM. I'm rating M for just in case.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,475 - Reviews: 303 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 11-29-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Pain » reviewsTwo shot about Hermione and Severus dealing with infertility, loss, and finding their way back to happiness. Rated M for themes so PLEASE read warnings in A/N before reading.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete22. Stranger in the night » reviewsLucius is changed for good after the war and owe's his life to a muggleborn witch that saved him. she comes to him in a dream, begging for his help, the muggle born in question is Hermione Granger,laying in a coma as her spirit goes for help. LMHGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,915 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 12-23-07 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Fade away » reviewsDuring the summer, Draco and Hermione start a relationship, but he ends it before the start of 7th yr to protect his reputation. Hermione becomes depressed and takes a potion, Draco has three months to find her and change her mind. R&R HGDMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 12-17-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete24. Secrets in the dark » reviewsSeverus discovers Hermione as a death eater. Nobody knows her secret but him and both need to stay alive to help Harry win the war. Their relationship grows as they only have each other to confide in. Rated M for later chapters,SSxHG some LM/HG & DM/HGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,753 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 12-13-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete25. To Rescue a Locked Heart » reviewsRon and Hermione have a horrid marriage, she closes her heart decides she better off alone. Draco meets up with her and realizes she isnt who she use to be. Will he be able to rescue her heart from being closed forever. DMxHG I own nothing.M for later chaHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 11-23-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete26. Snape's baby » reviewsSnape is forced to rape Hermione. She disappears for a year leaving Snape to search for her.When she is spotted by Draco,he notices she is not alone and reports back to Severus with some interesting info.SSxHG,I own nothing but plot.M for later chaps,R&RHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 397 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 11-24-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Better then me reviewsSeverus reflects on his relationship with Hermione. song fic. just a one shotHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-29-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete28. Whats in a name » reviews5 months after graduation, Blaise find Hermione Pregnant and she keeping the fathers name secret, Draco suspects the baby to be his, but the trick is getting her to admit it. DMxHG. I own nothing. rated M for just in caseHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 611 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 12-6-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete29. Stuck on you » reviewsA potions accident leaves Snape and Hermione stuck together with no way to reverse the effects for a year. Will they survive or end up killing each other. M for later chapters HGxSS, I own nothing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 304 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 11-12-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete30. Malfoy Island » reviewsWhen Lucius upsets Draco, Draco has no choice but to send him away. Lucius ends up on an Island alone, that is until a certain mudblood upsets Draco as well.Will the accept or kill each other. rated M for later chapters.LMxHGxSS please R&R I own nothingHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,395 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 11-12-07 - Lucius M. & Hermione G. - Complete31. A love almost lost reviewsHermione tells her story of how she and Draco came to be, including the way their love was almost lost. Rated M to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-6-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete32. A family for Christmas reviewsJust a short story for the Christmas spirit. Angsty at first, but gets happier towards the end. HG/DMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-24-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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