ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. I hate my stories and so I have deleted them XD but yeahhhh... BTW I'm not planing on making ANY new stories any time soon...

2.I do indeed swear in my profile...just letting you know (WARNINGDANGERDANGER for all you little people out there on fanfiction .)...but it's nothing that bad, I swear! hehe I made a punny.. *gets shot*

STUFF!

1.Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

2.

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(='.'=) BUNNY!
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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

3. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

4. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.

5. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

6. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa, then copy this into your profile

Now For The Stuff About ME!

NAME: I go by Mish... but honestly I don't care. Pick a nick name for me and stick to it.

AGE: 3+2+5+2-9+2+4-3+1-7= ...ZERO! muhahahahahaha..ha..hah-cough..*shifty eyes*

I AM AN EVIL DEMON NINJA!...Ok so I MIGHT not be a demon ninja but I am a ninja assassin. Fear me bitches.

APPEARANCE: Pft. If you knew what I looked like then I wouldn't be a very good ninja now would I?

RANDOME STUFF ABOUT ME: I'm lazy yet hyper (figure out how that works on your own). I also can't spell for shit. That's about all the effort I feel like putting into this section...

Languages: English... :D

favorite coulors: Green and orange

favorite foods: ... does food count as an answer? *cough* right well... meat?

favorite... other stuff? I like a lot of shows, and music, and stuff... :3 I'm a movie addict that also enjoys reading and sketching. I don't know if I feel like being specific... eh what the hell, here are some random anime/manga/TV shows/movies/games that are rocking my socks right now (this isn't even 1/100th of the list): Munto, D.Gray-Man, TTGL, Death Note, Dragon Age Origins, Pokemons!, Harverstmoon IoH, Inception, and How to Train Your Dragon.

FRIENDS: Yes? I have friends.. was that how I'm suposed to answer o.o

P.S. I'm a GIRL!!

Well people all my stories suck, BUT if you're bored enough (and clearly you are sinse you read this whole thing) feel free to read my oneshots.

*ninjas away*

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

^read it at 1:00am and got freaked out...shuddup .