Hello, caterpillars,

You can call me Jo, unless specified otherwise. :3

I'm a weird mix of Sam from Benny & Joon, Buddy the Elf and your average Mario and Zelda obsessed goody-two-shoes who won't wear a skirt unless forced by social setting. I am a hopeful novelist. As far as fic goes, I mostly write Dasey, but I'm trying to dabble around in other fandoms. I swore when I joined FFN that I would never pull a fic from the site, but I have. I couldn't bear the horrible writing scarring my page anymore. I get better and better every day, and there's really only a few things on this page I'm truly proud of, and most of it is my recent stuff. I've taken several steps back from fic as of late considering I've been focusing on original works. I'm afraid the only multi-chapter I have left here will most likely be put on hiatus until further notice. Sadly, my heart's just not on molding works out of pre-packaged clay anymore... I want to make my own clay.

I would like to buy Spencer Krug, Chris Colfer, Philip DeFranco and Kristen Stewart beers while talking to them about current events.

Music is amazing, and my favorite band is t.A.T.u, but the soon-mentioned Sunset Rubdown is creeping up there.
I also love Paramore, Muse, Queen, Evanescence, OneRepublic, Kings of Leon, Kelly Clarkson, a ton of 90s music, Imogen Heap, Sunset Rubdown, The Beatles, The Fray, The Black Keys, The Runaways, The Kills and I've recently fallen in love with Florence + The Machine. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

I work with kids, and I'm slowly turning into a five year old - a disease aptly named Peterpanitis. The biggest symptom of this disease is constantly getting Hakuna Matata among other Disney movie songs stuck in your head.

What happens when two fandoms collide? A NEW COLLABORATION CHANNEL WITH bsloths CALLED sharpie-pens, THAT'S WHAT!

Quote of the millennium;
"Nah, doesn't sound stalkerish - it's all that talk of you moving to Ireland... I was in your subcranium, man!" -Eimear, OcchiVerdi, triplet dearest.

The other quote of the millennium;
"Write the bunny, it won't rest until you do!" -Brandi, bsloths, sharpie dearest.

My livejournal is filled with crazy. Go visit it.

L I S T O F S H I P S;
(OTPs bold-faced)

Life With Derek

Dasey - Words can't describe how much I love these two. They're ridiculously addictive, fun, complicated, and just perfect.
Lizwin - It's cute. Simple as that.
Shemily - Because Sheldon is hilarious and isn't Derek.
Casey/Emily - x)
Derek/Sam - And I repeat; x)
Max/A personality - Because Max sucks.
Truman/Truman - they deserve each other, they really do!

Lost

Jate - Possibly one of the most beautiful ships on television - hell, fiction in general.
Charlie/Claire - N'aww.
Sawyer/Juliet - ...Duh?
Ben/Juliet - "You're mine!" Excuse me whilst I DIE.
Miles/Me, Yvette or Aly - Teehee. MILES FANS UNITE!!

Glee

Will/Emma - Aw...
Finn/Rachel - Because I don't know.
Puck/Rachel - Because I have double standards.
Quinn/Finn - ...triple standards
Puck/Quinn - quadruple standards?
Artie/Tina - Because he still has use of his penis.
Ken/Emma - Mostly because I like his nickname for her. Emmanem. It's cute!
Mercedes/Kurt - I friendship them. Because they'd be my OTP if Kurt wasn't gay.

Harry Potter

Harry/Hermione - Because JKR needed to listen to me and my friend Tarryn.
Harry/Luna - ...Ignoremeplease.
Harry/Ginny - Hmpf, I always liked Ginny. But Harry/Hermione will live strong with me forever.
Hermione/Fred or George - Because I read a fic and got hooked.
Snape/Lily - BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP IT.
James/Lily - Because you have to.

Avatar

Jake/Neytiri - Because it's obvious but enjoyable
Me/IMAX playing Avatar - over and over and over...

Merlin

Arthur/Morgana - ...Can you say Dasey? No really, these two are cute, I love them. And they've got the Dasey factor.
Merlin/Gwen - Flirty friend relationships turned actual relationships make me happy.
Arthur/Merlin - YAY FOR SLASH.
Morgana/Merlin - N'awww.
Arthur/Gwen - Not so much, but Merlin is my whoring show, so...

Be safe, be healthy, watch 'Avatar' and remember to never read beauty magazines.

~Jo