Update:

Posted Stories working on: None.

BETA projects:
Floating Water Lillies by bj21
Blood Moon Kitsune by Uzumaki Naruto-Dattebayo

January/16/2013:

On my dA I posted a journal asking for any fic recommendations. I received a few and will be working on those. Feel free to PM me any fanfic requests.

Also, I'm looking for an rp partner or an rp group to join. RP always helps to give me ideas. :D (No OC only sites...)

Fan art for my stories:

Never thought I'd see the day I get art made for my stories, but it's here! :D I have a few photos I don't have links to because they're not online. Maybe one day the authors will wish to post them publicly. I appreciate all fan art secret or public!!! It really means the world to me. :)

Crimson Red:
http://villages.likenaruto.com/attachment/201210/5/18228_1349412748Nlx2.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/204/6/5/cm_madara_x_mito_by_mirere-d58cbiz.png

Spin offs:

Here I will link to stories of people who have written fics inspired by my fics. Feel free to let me know and I will add your name to this list.

To Draw A Goddess:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8574425/1/Wrath-of-Guardian

About Me and Fanfiction:

Sure, why not?

My obsession with crack: When it comes to fanfiction I'm a crack head. I like crack pairings and do enjoy a good crack fic when I need a laugh. Since the very first time I discovered fanfiction my focus was solely crack pairings. It started out as a joke with my brother just to see if we could find a pairing for two random people but has ended up my passion! Honestly I have never read a SasuSaku, NaruHina, NaruSaku fic in my entire life. I definitely wouldn't mind reading one if I ever came across a good one but I just never have. xD My whole head swims around crack pairings so much. (._.)

What my stories are about: I have two interests in facfics: crack pairings and developing minor characters. So you will see a mixture of the two in my stories. Usually I like to combine the two in one swoop to fully satisfy my head canon. Honestly I am not a big fan of the "major" characters in Naruto. I feel poor Kishi made far too many characters he could handle and often only focuses on two-three people at a time and forgets the others exist. I'm here to fill in his gap while pleasing myself with crack! O3O

Goal for my stories: I have some goals to achieve. I'm not looking to become mega popular with 5k reviews or even 500. Though that'd be nice. But if I wanted that I wouldn't write crack. I want to write really crack pairings that probably have no other stories about that pairing. That way one day when someone as weird as me searches that couple, they have at least one story to read. XD

Ino and Temari: People say Hinata and Sakura are the new black, they go with everything. But I feel this way about Temari and Ino. They're my favorite kunoichi and I think there really isn't enough fanfics, especially crack, of them out in the world. The crack tends to go to Hinata and Sakura. Though I have no issues with that, I want to give Ino and Temari love. Soooo allllll aboard the Ino and Temari ship!!!

Pre-Konoha characters: Quite frankly speaking, I find the Pre-Konoha characters to be x500 more interesting than the current plot. Think what you want, but in my view, they make everybody else completely fodder. I want to write many stories about them and get my head canon out there!

Pairings I love:

I love almost all crack. I'll give almost anything a chance! If you want to see what kind of pairings I like, look at my favorite story list. I like all that and so much more. I have a few pairings I have no interest in reading and I have a few characters I think should die alone. But I won't list them here. There's no use in dividing people.

Me:
21
Female
O.C. California
Business owner and real estate investor (yes, really)
Half-ass roleplayer
Narutard
Shoujo crazy
Cook fanatic
Skype, DeviantArt and Tumblr = me getting nothing done
Tobirama, Madara and Shi fan girl
Lesbo for Ino
Pro NaruHarem ;)

Links to other sites I'm on:

http://teamsenju.tumblr.com/
I just reblog a million Naruto gifs, I'm nothing special at all.

http://gyaruino.deviantart.com/
Here I upload some of my fanfics make some stamps.

http://www.narutoforums.com/member.php?u=218586
I stay mostly active in the fanfiction and fanclub sections. I also chat with all my Tobirama homeboys.

http://otakunuts.blogspot.com/
I am a co-founder and writer for this otaku blog. There you will also find the link to our Twitter and Facebook. Please do check it out. :)

Want Me To Beta For You?:
I'm pretty much a better critic than I am a writer. (Aren't we all...) I genuinely enjoy reading stories and giving critique. If you want me to beta, just send me a PM saying what story and why you feel it needs a beta. Let me know if you prefer me to read/review, read/PM, or you can email me your story and we can fix errors through email. I won't consider it spam if you PM me and ask me to read your story, as long as you can handle my honest opinion, I'll be glad to. ;P

Beta For Me?:
I view all critique reviews like betaing. But if somebody feels one of my stories need tweaking and wants to help, that'd be awesome! Critique doesn't hurt my feelings, I like the honest truth! I do not actively seek a beta, the beta reader profile is useless these days. 99% of the people who have one up aren't active.

Reviewing:
I treat those how I want to be treated. It's pretty simple. I never give a biased opinion, I'm not defensive over characters/pairings and I'm definitely not doing it out of malice. I know what it's like to have people just say "lol update" and I try to give an earnest, genuine review with every story I read. I may follow/favorite your story and take awhile to review. I only review when I have a lot to say and my thoughts are collected. So if I have favorited your story, expect a review sometime in the future.

Notes About My Stories:

Oh My:
Completed. Spotted a few typos I need to fix but not a big deal, in my opinion. A crack fic not to be taken seriously in the least. Lots of American pop culture references.

To Claim A Kunoichi:
On going. Failure of a fic, in my opinion. I think it's my worst but it's the story that receives the most reviews, plus I receive a lot of PMs even to this day of why I'm not updating. Not even sure what to think of that. I'm trying night and day to find a way to finish it off smoothly. I want it done and out of my life ASAP.

To Draw A Goddess:
On going. I know what I have in-store but not really invested into it currently. I may revisit when I'm finished with To Claim A Kunoichi.

Weddings Make Me Itchy:
Completed. I spotted one typo, feel free to point out anymore for me. A humor yet head canon approach to Tobirama, Hashirama, young Hiruzen, Danzo and a few more, all revolving around Hashirama's engagement to Mito.

Red Crimson:
On going. My new baby and new favorite! I'm very invested into the MadaMito head canon!

Fans and Naps:
Completed. Just a random scenario that popped in my head and only took a few hours to write. KagamixKoharu. I'm very interested to know the relationships between all the people who witnessed Tobirama die. I'd love to do some more of these in the future and incorporate it into my Team Tobirama fanfic I've been working on for months.

Holidays With MadaMito:
On going: Just a humorous ficlet revolving around MadaMito. One holiday per month, so expect 12 chapters.

Does My Butt Look Fat In This Armor?:
Completed: Just a silly one shot consisting of MadaMito!

Randomness:

If you don't want your parent's to read the fan-fiction you write, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading, plotting, writing, and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you twitch every time you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.