| isis chandra wu |
Author has written 8 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Card Captor Sakura, and Harry Potter. There's just something about Red Horse and being legally 19. Gawd. I am fukkin 19. O_O And just so you know, Red Horse is my favorite beer, not necessarily because of the taste but because of the memories. Oh, the memories! D,= Lemons. Bailey's. Tostitos. Doritos. Ruffles w/ onion dip. Pornstar shots. Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Weiss Kreuz. Death Note. Dramione. Full House. Hana Kimi. Red Hot Chili Peppers. I have a secret hobby only my sis knows -I am a secret fangirl. o3o Sunset orange. Black. Hot guys in boxers. boyXboy/boylove/brokeback = HAWT. Yes, don't mind my avatar right there. I think of myself as a highly artistic person. I write and draw pretty damn fine. Yes, the vanity, self-conceit and sarcasm are oozing dollops right here. I can be as honest as hell, especially under this name (that only one person knows by the way). ;0 I love myself. =)~ (Wait, you probably want to know why I write fics, and all that background crap about which pairs I ship and shit, eh?) Well then, I write because there are just times when I just have that itch to put random words together or when there are plot bunnies rapidly mushrooming in my sad little brain. Fanfiction-wise, I am currently addicted to Dramione. Harry Potter-wise, I ship Dramione, and I'm finding myself attracted to Ron/Pansy. Weiss Kreuz-wise, I ship RanKen and KenSchu. Death Note-wise, well, I haven't really written any fics for Death Note but I am very Light/L. PROOF OF DRAMIONE LOVE. PROOF OF LIGHT/L PERVERTEDNESS. (That's mine by the way, just in case some nutcase complains about art theft and all that shit.) As I was saying, I love myself. =) And I love you, too, dear readers…whoever you are... however few you are…even if you badly want to cut off my head for being such a perv…thanks o_~ (Admit it, you are pervs too. LMAO) A side note: I love anonymous reviews with unnecessary namecalling especially those without proper justification why. Please, if you flame me, tell me why, and leave an email while you're at it so I can send you my sincerest apologies for traumatizing your innocent little minds. Thank you! | |||||||||||
1. Slippery Soap Suds » reviewsChapter 13 UPDATE! "Not the most pleasant of situations but Merlin, does that smarmy git know his lips well!” -- Hermione hates Draco, Draco hates Hermione, same old story. But will things change when they discover how slippery soap suds can be?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,126 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 9-1-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M.2. Black Lace reviewsYou're a sick bastard and I can't change what you are." Just when Hermione thought she had her happy ending, Draco of course twists the tale. Sad oneshot with a twist. ;0Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete3. Gayphobia » reviewsKen is set up on a blind date with… a man! There’s only one problem – Ken’s not gay.Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 4-19-06 - Ken H. & Schuldig4. Dr Brad » reviewsDr. Brad Crawford, sex counselor...Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 3-18-05 - Schuldig & B. Crawford5. A Hot Chilly Night » reviewsEverybody knows Ran is dead. But doubts cloud Ken's mind when he heard his lover's whisper one chilly yet HOT night...Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 11-5-03 - Ken H. & Aya/Ran F.6. Shit to the World and All who Inhabit It » reviewsthe life of a highschool wannabe facing the temptations of life: drag, drugs, booze...and most tempting of all, the lust of the sex god...Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 4-18-06 - Ken H. & Schuldig7. Waiting reviewsHermione was a dreamer. Draco was not. My first attempt at one shots! So be a merciful lil btch. Please.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete8. I Didn't Know » reviewssomething is wrong with sakura...and syaoran is determined to find it out. but, things get a little twisted...Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 11-5-03 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L. - Complete