FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Ivanfanatic |
Author has written 16 stories for Fire Emblem. YANOOOO... It's really quite annoying when anything you write comes out sounding catty o_o; and I hate that. I'm not a catty person. Seriously. In fact, I'm not much of a serious person to begin with hehe. Okay here's my scoop. I write crack!fe fanfiction in my free time and I know there's like a bazillion people that don't like it but I know there's also a bazillion people that do ._. so I'm posting what I write here for them and for me. I don't mean to offend anyone with it. I know there are a lot of people out there that scream and rant and hate me because I don't write in canon or perfect canon or what they like, but... well it's a fanfic. I also suck at writing and reading in English ; I do what I can, yano? I proofread and stuff and yet I still find typos. I swear ff.n slips them in to make me angry. Another thing... X_x I know diary fics are over rated. PLEASE STOP CRABBING ABOUT THAT OMG I'm NOT finishing the Diary of Erk I'm sick and bloody tired of all the negative publicity I keep getting from it. I wrote that like a million years ago when dinosaurs were still on the planet and McCain wasn't even in the republican party yet. [/bad joke. Back then diary fics were semi... alright and it was just an idea I had. Heavens to Betsy so many people liked it but so many people also got mad and started posting bad things about me on the internet o_o I was like who are you people I never met you but okay lol oh well. That's life, no one will ever get along. So ya I'll post the stuff here. I'm not here to offend anyone. I'm sorry if everything isn't 100 perfect with my grammar. I proofread to the best of my ability. Characters have a range of OoCness from major to minor. Comments and Criticism are always welcome, but I'd appreciate it if you were nice about it. If you don't like it, I'd rather you not reply at all. My email is the same, forums are http://merlinustent.com if you wanted to join a crackpot FE club. :) Thank you for reading. 3 Kate | |||||||||
1. Parental Recollections reviewsMuarim watches Tormod and his friends and thinks about if he did the right thing by raising Tormod. Muarim x Vika fluff, Muarim recollecting on the past.Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-082. Ike and the Greil Mercenaries » reviewsSo begins the story of Ike and his adventures with the Greil mercenaries... The second part of Roadside battle. Ike figures out some battle tactics, Mark learns how to use a javelin, and Gatrie wants a snow cone. Elincia shows up at the end, yay! ...rightFire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 12-10-053. I hate kids reviewsIt's postwar in Tellius and Ike and the gang are forced to find other work. Everyone has a job except for Soren, who is forced by Ike to babysit the demonic children of one of Elincia's maids.Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-064. The Diary of Erk » reviewsYay. Finally Entries 21 to 25 are here.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 12-21-045. Fire Emblem Christmas Carols » reviewsMore FE9 tidbits for the holidays. Ike decides that only soda is allowed in the army messhall and tent saloon, and three unhappy troops sing about their sober woes. Features Janaff, Shinon, and Gatrie if you haven't guessed it yet.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-21-046. Moving On reviewsSoren has always seemed to be the bitter and pessimistic one of the Greil Mercenaries. Everyone always thought it was just part of the package, but maybe there is more to the story than what Soren lets on. MANY Spoilers.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-18-057. Christmas Shopping » reviewsCH 3 is FE9FE7 crossover. Reyson drags Soren to the mall and meets up with Erk and Lucius. Lucius tries to help Reyson with his fashion problems.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 12-21-048. Lethe and Zihark reviewsA random fic about Zihark chasing Lethe around. Insanity ensues, Mia gives Lethe love advice, and Ilyana tries to eat everything she sees.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-10-059. Storm the Castle! reviewsI'm attempting to try out a battle fic here. A warped version of the battle of Crazed Beast from Hector's quest! Pascal is quite... scary.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-26-0410. Snow Day! reviewsThe title explains it all! Everyone is snowed in and the battles are canceled. Beware of Legault.Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-0411. I love Lucy reviewsAwhile ago I decided that Lucius deserved a fic of his own because he's my favorite character. NOT Erk. Hee hee... I have some ideas for the second chapter! Expect that sooner than a year.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-0412. Fire Emblem Beach Blast reviewsThe gang of Fire Emblem 7 spends the day at the beach!Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-0413. New Years Fluke reviewsA new years party gone wrong! Nils goes crazy and takes over the Bern inn and its up to Erk, Rebecca, and Nino to set everything right. Expect a new story come new years eve starring the trio again!Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-0414. A Thief, a Myrmidon, and a Baby reviewsNeed a baby sitter? Just call Guy and Matthew!Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-21-0415. Hannah Banana reviewsKent just wants to do his job, but Hannah has other plans. I'll stop messing with this fic, I swear! Chapter 1. Proofread. Minor Changes. I like Cornflakes.Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-0416. Everybody Loves Raymond reviewsRaven never did have good birthday parties, especially after what happened LAST year. Priscilla throws him a party and what is a King to do? Decompressed from 5 chapters to 1.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-04
