The Author...

Straight. White. Male. Wallowing in privilege.

... And What He Done Wrote

Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society - The story of someone raised in the Muggle world, trying to make some sense out of the backwater that is Wizarding Britain. Originally intended to be a short novella-length story, it has grown completely out of my control.

Teasers, Crackfic, and Pointless Crossovers - AKA plotbunnies. Small ideas that are cute in very short form, but will never grow beyond one-page wonders.

Robes Don't Grow On Trees - A look at how an isolated secret society feeds and clothes itself.

Where the hell are the Updates?

I'm a terrible updater. Deal with it.

Exterior Links

You will love this story. It's required. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/ginfics/28918.html

And now for something (Not) completely different: http://loleia.deviantart.com/art/Harry-Potter-Comic-01-81255056

Acknowledgments

There are way too many influences on my work for me to list them all, but there are some people that stand out. Here are a few of them:

MuggleBeene, for beating me to the idea (And his OC is a much nicer guy than Geoffrey Hunter): http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2651714/

Whitehound, for interesting ideas on the nature of Dark magic and where in the world places like Hogwarts might be: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/889650/

The proprietor of Red Hen Publications, who I disagree with on many things but still find usefull: http://www.redhen-publications.com/Potterverse.html

TV Tropes, for ruining my life: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife

For a complete acknowledgments list, see my Favourite Authors/Stories tabs. Everyone there has in some way influenced my work.

Fun With TV Tropes

I'm slowly (Very slowly) adding my story to the TV Tropes wiki. So far I've added Geoffrey to the Would Hit a Girl page (Wow, that sounds bad) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldHitAGirl]. Based on the comments in reviews, I think the next step is to list Shibley under The Unintelligible.

Fanfictional Disclaimer Of The Week

Go ahead and sue me, Rowling! I'm judgement-proof! Ah-Ha-ha-HAH! *Sob*

"The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed."

—The license for Jenny Everywhere