My Name Is JazkaStar

I support Division 13

DENMARK X NORWAY (APH) IS MY NEW OTP

I own Norway and Denmark owns my soul

Bleach: It's About Ichigo And The Captains Not Getting Any...

I support TB-suffering vampires (because there is nothing more awesome than a vampire that drinks your blood, only to hack it up five minutes later...)

If you support/like TB-suffering bishounen, add this to your profile and add your name to the list: JazkaStar

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile..

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared? What is 6 times 4? What's One plus One)

If you don't see any problem with Slash shipping COUNTRIES, you ROCK!...oh..and put this in your profile...

If you are a Sweden/Finland fan, copy and paste this onto profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy a nd paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

FANFICTION IDEAS:

Currently writing Bleach fanfiction. I'll be most likely posting them on my DeviantArt page. My username is JazkaStar.

(Currently on hiatus)

Virtual Cookies!! (Because you can't resist 'em! XD! ;-) )

I forgot to mention this...sorry...cookies only to the first person to answer. But if you want...feel free to contribute an answer anyways.

I asked my friend this in an email, but I thought I'd put it up for anyone to answer (and Kira...if you're reading this...no, you can't answer again and get another cookie...)

Another cookie for the person who can either confirm or deny whether it has been officially stated (i.e. by Tite Kubo) whether Ukitake actually has TB.

And yet another virtual cookie to the person who can come up with the most creative reason as to why Zaraki Kenpachi did not have a name until he chose one for himself. Two cookies if it's actually verified officially, either in the manga, or somewhere by Tite Kubo)

NB: For those questions there are no correct answers...just use your imagination!

Visit me on LiveJournal! -- http://jazkastar.livejournal.com/

Animes I've seen/am watching

http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Jazzalyn

Manga I Have Read

Inuyasha (up to whichever the last volume was that was released in Australia, I think it was 34)

Ranma 1/2 (entire series)

You know you live in the year 2007 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, MashinKitsune, ChibiUlquiorra, JazkaStar.

PAIRINGS I LIKE/SUPPORT/SHIP

(Since there are so many, only including ones from my fave manga/anime)

ANIME

Hetalia

Denmark X Norway

Sweden X Finland

Denmark X Sweden

Russia X America

Russia X Canada

Russia X China

Prussia X Canada

Poland X Lithuania

Germany X Italy

England X America

Bleach

Ichigo X Rukia

Ichigo X Orihime

Rukia X Renji

Ishida X Orihime

Ishida X Nemu

Ukitake X Nemu

Ukitake X Unohana

Unohana X Kenpachi

Kenpachi X older!Yachiru

Soifon X Yoruichi

Kisuke X Yoruichi

Ulquiorra X Orihime

Stark X Orihime

Stark X Harribel

Shinji X Hiyori

Negima

Negi X Nodoka

Hakuōki

Hijikata X Chizuru

Excel Saga

Excel X Il Palazzo

Pairings from non-anime fandoms I like

Tonks X Lupin (Harry Potter)

Rose X The 10th Doctor (Dr Who)

DEVIANTART

I must say I totally love humon's "Scandinavia and the World" comics.

Check them out here -- http://humon.deviantart.com/gallery/#Scandinavia-and-the-World

While you're at it, check out my profile -- http://jazkastar.deviantart.com/

QUOTES

Other Quotes...

"We should chain him to the computer chair. I'll provide the padlocks and you provide the chains."

(Me)

"You should use a whisk."

"I don't have a whisk."

"Well then go out and buy one."

"Then I wouldn't be able to make an omelette."

"Why not?"

"Because I'd be out buying a whisk."

(Darren and me. An extract of our conversation at my 21st on the (correct) way to make an omelette.)

"Next time you come over to my house to help me with my uni work, you can make us all omelettes."

"I'll make you one in ."

"How am I supposed to eat that?!"

"Compile it."

(Darren and me. Another extract of our omelette-related (driven?) conversation at my 21st and proof that we can't have a conversation that doesn't involve some kind of programming. (For the record, I still haven't received said JS omelette. I'm going to hold him to that.))

poke*

Ow

hug*

(Dan and me - a relatively normal and typical exchange via MSN. (I'm the one who poked him).)

HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO GIVE STARK A CROTCH SHOT EVEN WHILE DYING? 'I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LIFE'." (Danielle)

"Tee hee hee, you own Norway. Exactly as planned." (Danielle).

"The only thing those three languages have in common are that they aren't English." (Me - comparison of the Danish, Japanese and Spanish languages).

"If countries merging means a marriage, does that make the Kalmar Union some sort of Nordic orgy?" (Me - my thoughts on someone's answer to the question "What is Axis Powers Hetalia?" If you don't know what the Kalmar Union is -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union)

"Well look at it this way, it's probably easier to learn to speak Danish then learn to write Chinese LOL." (Kim)

"Okay, this might seem like a really weird question, but, what colour is the cross on the Swedish flag?" (Me)

"The idea of the end of the world seemed kind of scary once...but now it's just depressing." (Me - this is what watching Hetalia does to you...because now if I think of it, I think of my fave characters dying instead...)

"Okay, okay, I confess to my nerdism. pause You may now start throwing stones." (Me)

"I can draw Bohr atom models."

"Eh...oh right...Niels Bohr."

"Yeah. They'll be "bo(h)ring" though.

(Me and a friend)

"And then let us laugh at all vampires who are stupid enough to drink the blood of people who have TB." (Me - a response to the DA quote)

"If you are an anime character and you cough a lot, people are going to say that you have TB, regardless of whether or not you are hacking up blood." (Me - just my opinion, really)

"I wonder who the first person was to say "Hey...that anime character has TB...let's crack blood related jokes about them." (Me - and for those who don't get the humour in the sentence - people with TB have a tendency to hack up blood).

"Somehow, I think being dead would hinder the rest of my life." (Me)

"Come on, this paper is going to be marked by someone who puts commas after ands." (Me - on grammar stuff in SAD revision.)

"That looks like a bad imitation of Hi-5."

"That is Hi-5."

"Oh." (Me and a friend). The TV was playing Nick Jr at the Mingara Pub. This is what happens when you get too tired...or sit too close to the TV...or both.

"Now, let's talk about this in a calm and rational manner...by eating chocolate and drinking wine." (Me). My parents and their friend were drinking the wine, I think I may have had the chocolate.

"FRYING EGGS... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" (This is for all of you who have seen Kaname Tosen's Bankai. Doesn't it look like a whole lot of egg rings to you?)

"What degree are you doing?"

"Er...Bachelor of Computing."

"And you can't even switch a computer on?"

(Me and a girl at my uni. Because the computers in ECG.35 are really bad.)

"My food is trying to kill me." (Me. Because coughing + eating Crunchies = nearly choking on your food)

"I don't know, I wasn't there." (Me - I said this to my Religion teacher in Year 12 - in regards to the incident of my own birth)

"If you're planning on having an impromptu midnight swim can you tell me next time so I can bring my swimmers." (Me again - this time at my friend's party)

"My name is Niels Bohr. I was born on October 7th, 1885. And I died on November 18th, 1962. pause Wait so if I'm dead then...wha--? Anyways, I was born in Copenhagen, Denmark. I lived there, worked there and also died there. Okay, I can't really wrap my mind around how I'm dead and --"

(Some guy playing the role of Niels Bohr) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNPBy2i0ss

Fanfiction Quotes...

"I guess I can let you have your own constitution, but why are you writing it in Danish?"

"It's...It's n-not Danish. It's in Norwegian."

"Some words are changed, but it's definitely Danish."

"Damn you, Denmark! This is all your fault! You forced me to use your language for so long I don't even know how to write in my own anymore. I hate you!"

"Don't leave me, sweetheart. You don't need that silly language of yours. Just keep using mine."

"I hate your language. When you speak it sounds like you've got a potato stuck in your throat."

"W-what!? You little... Fine! It's over! You can have your damn independence!"

"But Denmark! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-"

"I SAID IT'S OVER!"

(Norway and Denmark) Independence by Gerudowolf (NB: Apparently the fic's been taken down...)

(NB: By the way, the thing that Norway says about the whole potato stuck in the throat thing is actually the way Norwegians describe how the Danish language sounds. It's not supposed to be rude, but rather just a silly expression.)

"I want to make love to you. I can't do that by force. Please Norge, I beg you... let me be close to you again. I want to see you smile for me, and hear you whisper my name. And when I tell you I love you, won't you please say you love me back? just this once..." (Denmark) Wedding Night by Gerudowolf (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5199114/1/Wedding_Night)

(NB: While not a humorous quote like the others, I included it because it's one of the few Denmark X Norway fics I've found where Denmark is actually being a nice person.)

Fanfiction

This is one of the best Denmark X Norway fics I've read. I think it's nice to see something where they're both nice to each other:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5208203/1/Ties

This story is very good...quite well written I think.

Anatomy of a Betrayal by InuSaga - http://mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/131657 (NC 17+)

READ IT! IT'S GOOD!

JazkaStar