My Name Is JazkaStar

I support Division 13

DENMARK X NORWAY (APH) IS MY NEW OTP

I own Norway and Denmark owns my soul

Bleach: It's About Ichigo And The Captains Not Getting Any...

I support TB-suffering vampires (because there is nothing more awesome than a vampire that drinks your blood, only to hack it up five minutes later...)

If you support/like TB-suffering bishounen, add this to your profile and add your name to the list: JazkaStar

FANFICTION IDEAS:

Yes. I'm still alive. No I haven't forgotten about writing. I seriously lost my inspiration several months back when I lost a whole lot of things I'd written. But I've got ideas again. And I shall present them to you:

I'm currently writing fanfiction for Axis Powers Hetalia.

All my Hetalia Fanfiction will be posted on DeviantArt. If anyone is interested, you can read it here:

http://jazkastar.deviantart.com/gallery/#Hetalia-Fanfiction

HETALIA OC and OC Nation-Tan Names (Because They Totally Need Them...)

Because Himaruya-san didn't give all the nation-tans human names, I've assigned some to the characters which don't have them. The only three I've assigned so far are Denmark, Norway and Iceland.

Niels Kjeldsen (Denmark)

Sverre Larsen (Norway)

Frithrik Hákonsson (Iceland)

I was also thinking - what if some of the major cities in the Nordic nations had characters representing them? So, here they are. Who's who and who's what.

Kjetil Larsen (Oslo - Norway)

Carl Oxenstierna (Stockholm - Sweden)

Kirsten Kjeldsen (Copenhagen - Denmark)

Kristiina Väinämöinen (Helsinki - Finland)

Katrín Hákonsdottir (Reykjavik - Iceland)

(Should I feel bad about not doing an OC for my own nation-tan?)

(I don't know why...but I don't...)

(Hmm...)

(Besides, the Nordic Five are too awesome)

(And I want to go to Copenhagen...and Oslo...and maybe even Stockholm one day...)

A Question To Ponder...

If the Nordic nation capitals had human representations, who would own the cities - the people that represented them, or the corresponding nation-tans?

Virtual Cookies!! (Because you can't resist 'em! XD! ;-) )

I forgot to mention this...sorry...cookies only to the first person to answer. But if you want...feel free to contribute an answer anyways.

I asked my friend this in an email, but I thought I'd put it up for anyone to answer (and Kira...if you're reading this...no, you can't answer again and get another cookie...)

Another cookie for the person who can either confirm or deny whether it has been officially stated (i.e. by Tite Kubo) whether Ukitake actually has TB.

And yet another virtual cookie to the person who can come up with the most creative reason as to why Zaraki Kenpachi did not have a name until he chose one for himself. Two cookies if it's actually verified officially, either in the manga, or somewhere by Tite Kubo)

NB: For those questions there are no correct answers...just use your imagination!

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Animes That I've Watched

Inuyasha (all of Seasons 1 and 2, some of the other episodes, all 4 movies)

DN Angel (entire series)

Bleach (up to Episode 228)

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (entire series)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (entire series)

Cardcaptor Sakura (entire series)

Gakuen Alice (entire series)

Peacemaker Kurogane (entire series)

Fruits Basket (entire series)

Myself, Yourself (entire series)

School Days (entire series)

Mahou Sensei Negima (entire series)

Negima!? (entire series)

Negima!? Haru (Spring OVA)

Negima!? Natsu (Summer OVA)

Negima! Shiroki Tsubasa Ala Alba OVA (all episodes)

Sekirei (Season 1)

Vampire Knight/Vampire Knight Guilty (entire series)

Serial Experiments Lain (entire series)

Please Teacher (entire series)

Please Teacher OVA

Please Twins (entire series)

Please Twins OVA

Azumanga Daioh (entire series)

Azumanga Daioh The Very Short Movie

Midori Days (entire series)

Gravitation (entire series)

Hetalia: Axis Powers (up to Episode 51)

xxxHOLiC (Season 1)

Furi Kuri (entire series)

Strawberry Panic (entire series)

Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok (entire series)

Romeo X Juliet (up to Episode 9)

I think that's all.

Manga I Have Read

Inuyasha (up to whichever the last volume was that was released in Australia, I think it was 34)

Ranma 1/2 (entire series)

Vinland Saga (sort of just started)

You know you live in the year 2007 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, KivaEmber, MashinKitsune, ChibiUlquiorra, JazkaStar.

PAIRINGS I LIKE/SUPPORT/SHIP

Inuyasha

Kagome X Inuyasha

Kagome X Inutaisho

Kagome X Sesshomaru

Inutaisho X Izayoi

Sango X Miroku

Ayame X Kouga

Sesshomaru X Rin (16+)

Kikyo X Naraku

Kanna X Hakudoushi (only in AU situations though)

Hari X Menomaru

DN Angel

Daisuke X Riku

Krad X Risa

Satoshi X Risa

Dark X Riku

Dark X Risa

Krad X Dark

Satoshi X Krad

Bleach

Rukia X Ichigo

Rukia X Renji

Kenpachi X Yachiru (18+)

Hitsugaya X Hinamori

Shunsui X Nanao

Kenpachi X Unohana

Soifon X Yoruichi (I absolutely LOVE Soifon's obsession with Yoruichi!)

Ukitake X Nemu

Unohana X Ukitake

Ichigo X Orihime

Orihime X Ishida

Ishida X Yoshino (She was in the Bount arc...doges flying tomatoes Yes...I did watch the fillers. shame face)

Gin X Rangiku

Byakuya X Hisana

Kisuke X Yoruichi

Ishida X Nemu

Fruits Basket

Tohru X Kyo

Hatori X Kana

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin X Kaoru

Howls Moving Castle

Howl X Sophie

Ranma 1/2

Ranma X Akane

Cardcaptor Sakura

Sakura X Syaoran

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi X Kyon

Mahou Sensei Negima

Nodoka X Negi

Vampire Knight

Yuuki X Kaname

Please Teacher

Kei X Mizuho

Hyosuke X Kaede

Marie X Miruru

Please Twins

Miina X Maiku

Midori Days

Midori X Seiji

Gravitation

Shuuchi X Yuki

Strawberry Panic

Shizuma X Nagisa

Hikari X Amane

Axis Powers Hetalia

Denmark X Norway

Sweden X Finland

Denmark X Sweden

US X UK

Austria X Hungary

Finland X Estonia

Poland X Lithuania

Germany X Italy

Hetalia OCs:

Copenhagen X Oslo (Kirsten X Kjetil)

Hetalia - Canon X OC:

Denmark X Copenhagen

(Or "DanKø" as I've decided to call it - the nickname is derived from the Danish names for the places - Danmark and København.)

Other (Non-anime)

Tonks x Lupin (Harry Potter)

DEVIANTART

I must say I totally love humon's "Scandinavia and the World" comics.

Check them out here --> http://humon.deviantart.com/gallery/#Scandinavia-and-the-World

While you're at it, check out my profile --> http://jazkastar.deviantart.com/

QUOTES

Other Quotes...

singing "...I sailed up the Skagerrak and sailed down the Kattegat..."

"For God's sake Kirsten, stop singing that song, it makes you sound like an egotistical jerk!"

THWHACK!

"Oww..."

(Kirsten (Copenhagen) and Carl (Stockholm).)

The song Kirsten is singing is Danny Kaye's "Wonderful Copenhagen", hence why Carl calls her "egotistical." The song is interesting though...it's kind of like Alt for Norge in the way that it is catchy and easily gets stuck in your head...

"Tee hee hee, you own Norway. Exactly as planned." (My friend).

"I JUST ARRIVED IN MY FANTASTIC BOAT." (Calle Hellevang-Larsen as Thor Heyerdal. From Raske Menn's "Verdenshistorien På 5 Minutter" or "A History of the World in Five Minutes")

"KARASJOK OG KAUTOKEINO!" (Calle Hellevang-Larsen. From Raske Menn's Komiprisen 2009 Entry, "Norsk-Kroppen").

"The only thing those three languages have in common are that they aren't English." (Me - comparison of the Danish, Japanese and Spanish languages).

"If countries merging means a marriage, does that make the Kalmar Union some sort of Nordic orgy?" (Me - my thoughts on someone's answer to the question "What is Axis Powers Hetalia?" If you don't know what the Kalmar Union is --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union)

"Well look at it this way, it's probably easier to learn to speak Danish then learn to write Chinese LOL." (My friend)

"Okay, this might seem like a really weird question, but, what colour is the cross on the Swedish flag?" (Me)

"The idea of the end of the world seemed kind of scary once...but now it's just depressing." (Me - this is what watching Hetalia does to you...because now if I think of it, I think of my fave characters dying instead...)

"Save Copenhagen and punch anyone in the face who tries to prevent it." (From this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sound)

It's a reference to the 1659 siege of Copenhagen by the Swedish Army. The "anyone" is the British fleet, but they didn't intervene. Because I'm a Hetalia fan, the quote kinda made me lol - England nearly got punched in the face. By who, I'm not really sure...

"Okay, okay, I confess to my nerdism. pause You may now start throwing stones." (Me)

"I can draw Bohr atom models."

"Eh...oh right...Niels Bohr."

"Yeah. They'll be "bo(h)ring" though.

(Me and a friend)

"And then let us laugh at all vampires who are stupid enough to drink the blood of people who have TB." (Me - a response to the DA quote)

"If you are an anime character and you cough a lot, people are going to say that you have TB, regardless of whether or not you are hacking up blood." (Me - just my opinion, really)

"I wonder who the first person was to say "Hey...that anime character has TB...let's crack blood related jokes about them." (Me - and for those who don't get the humour in the sentence - people with TB have a tendency to hack up blood).

"Somehow, I think being dead would hinder the rest of my life." (Me)

"Come on, this paper is going to be marked by someone who puts commas after ands." (Me - on grammar stuff in SAD revision.)

"That looks like a bad imitation of Hi-5."

"That is Hi-5."

"Oh." (Me and a friend). The TV was playing Nick Jr at the Mingara Pub. This is what happens when you get too tired...or sit too close to the TV...or both.

"Now, let's talk about this in a calm and rational manner...by eating chocolate and drinking wine." (Me). My parents and their friend were drinking the wine, I think I may have had the chocolate.

"FRYING EGGS... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" (This is for all of you who have seen Kaname Tosen's Bankai. Doesn't it look like a whole lot of egg rings to you?)

"What degree are you doing?"

"Er...Bachelor of Computing."

"And you can't even switch a computer on?"

(Me and a girl at my uni. Because the computers in ECG.35 are really bad)

"My food is trying to kill me." (Me. Because coughing + eating Crunchies = nearly choking on your food)

"I don't know, I wasn't there." (Me - I said this to my Religion teacher in Year 12 - in regards to the incident of my own birth)

"If you're planning on having an impromptu midnight swim can you tell me next time so I can bring my swimmers." (Me again - this time at my friend's party)

"My name is Niels Bohr. I was born on October 7th, 1885. And I died on November 18th, 1962. pause Wait so if I'm dead then...wha--? Anyways, I was born in Copenhagen, Denmark. I lived there, worked there and also died there. Okay, I can't really wrap my mind around how I'm dead and --"

(Some guy playing the role of Niels Bohr) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNPBy2i0ss

Fanfiction Quotes...

"I guess I can let you have your own constitution, but why are you writing it in Danish?"

"It's...It's n-not Danish. It's in Norwegian."

"Some words are changed, but it's definitely Danish."

"Damn you, Denmark! This is all your fault! You forced me to use your language for so long I don't even know how to write in my own anymore. I hate you!"

"Don't leave me, sweetheart. You don't need that silly language of yours. Just keep using mine."

"I hate your language. When you speak it sounds like you've got a potato stuck in your throat."

"W-what!? You little... Fine! It's over! You can have your damn independence!"

"But Denmark! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-"

"I SAID IT'S OVER!"

(Norway and Denmark) Independence by Gerudowolf (NB: Apparently the fic's been taken down...)

(NB: By the way, the thing that Norway says about the whole potato stuck in the throat thing is actually the way Norwegians describe how the Danish language sounds. It's not supposed to be rude, but rather just a silly expression.)

"I want to make love to you. I can't do that by force. Please Norge, I beg you... let me be close to you again. I want to see you smile for me, and hear you whisper my name. And when I tell you I love you, won't you please say you love me back? just this once..." (Denmark) Wedding Night by Gerudowolf (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5199114/1/Wedding_Night)

(NB: While not a humorous quote like the others, I included it because it's one of the few Denmark X Norway fics I've found where Denmark is actually being a nice person.)

Fanfiction

This is one of the best Denmark X Norway fics I've read. I think it's nice to see something where they're both nice to each other:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5208203/1/Ties

This story is very good...quite well written I think.

Anatomy of a Betrayal by InuSaga - http://mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/131657 (NC 17+)

READ IT! IT'S GOOD!

JazkaStar