| Jazz's Girl |
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers. Yo, yo yo!! Names Jazzs Girl. JG for short. If ya haven't already noticed I'm a big fan of Transformers. Mostly the 2007 movie. read on if ya like. Don't matter to me. Just would like it if ya did. =shrugs shoulders, then runs into wall= Fun...=faints= ME: For starters, I have red hair, and blue eyes. I'm 5 foot something-or-other. Oh! I'm 16. Be 17 in October. Fav stuff: Music:Relient K, Tree 63, KJ-52, Grits, The Fray, Echoing Angels, Steller Kart, Kutless, Thousand Foot Krutch, Mainstay, Newsboys, Flyleaf, Lifehouse, Linkin park, And that's only a few. Books: Any type of mystery or a good fantasy, anything that takes ya outta the real world. Color(s): Black and red Element: Fire Baby!! Burn!! Burn!! More about me: Enough about me. If ya wanna know more PM me. I'd be happy to tell ya some (some) stuff. Not trying to sound egotistical or anything. I'm not Sunstreaker after all. JG: =cranks up the music= WOOT!! TIME TA HAVE SOME FUN!! =starts dancing to...the hamster dance= An all around fun song! WOOT!! Well at least it isn't Reliant K's version of The 12 Days of Christmas. Jazz: =walks in and goes over to JG= What in Primus' name are ya doing?? JG: Dancing. =continues to dance to hamster dance= ALRIGHT EVERYBODY NOW HERE WE GO, IT'S A BRAND NEW VERSION OF THE DOSIE DOE! Jazz: =puts hand on face= The twins gave ya sugar again didn't they?? JG: ...=ignoring Jazz=... Jazz: TWINS!! Twins: =Sideswipe and Sunstreaker come out from their hiding place behind the couch= Yes? Jazz: Why'd ya give her sugar? Sides: Ummmmm...Because it's funny. Sunny: Ya, I mean, just look at her. =points at JG, who at that particular moment had the cat by the front paws and was dancing around= JG: Your a good dancer Ronon. Ronon: Meeerooow JG: =giggling uncontrollably= Jazz: JG!! Put da cat down!! JG: NO!! Jazz: Aarrrgggggg!! =looks at the twins= You to are so dead. Twins: Only if ya can catch us!! Na na na na naaa!! =running out the door they transform and drive off at high speeds= Jazz: =walks over to JG and picks her up, in turn she drops Ronon= You're coming wit me. JG: AHHHHHHHH!! Jazz: =walks out of lounge and into the med bay= Yo Ratch'! Ya in here?? Ratchet: =sounding exhausted= Yes Jazz? What is it? Jazz: =holding JG out for Ratchet to see= Darn twins gave her sugar. Ratchet: =looking at JG and sighing= Jazz: Ratchet, she was doing The Hamster Dance with her cat. Ratchet: =looking up at Jazz, sighing again= Let me see, I can giver a sedative so she won't go and harm herself, or the cat. Jazz: Good. By da way can she stay with you? I kinda don't want her to see wat I'm 'bout ta do to da twins. Ratchet: =turning to JG, holding syringe full of the sedative= Fine. Just don't hurt them so badly that they have to come here. Jazz: =turning to leave= Can do. =walks out door= +=+=+=+=nothing happens for about half an hour, then all of a sudden two very disturbed twins run though the base screaming bloody murder with one very angry Jazz in tow=+=+=+=+ Ironhide: =watching the scene= They gave JG sugar, didn't they? Will they ever learn? Optimus: =also watching the scene= I don't think that they ever will. The end. Well for that day. Moral of the story: JG + sugar + Twins x Jazz = Big mistake Hey! Hey! Just wanted to let ya'll know I haven't forgotten about ya! I'm still workin' hard and I will have a chapter to ya hopefully before next year. Hopefully. JG out! | |||||||
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