Heys! Name's Jazzs Girl. JG for short. If ya haven't already noticed I'm a big fan of Transformers. Read on if ya like. Don't matter to me. Just would like it if ya did.

ABOUT ME:

For starters, I have blond hair, and blue eyes. I'm 5 foot something-or-other. I

Fav. Music: Relient K, Tree 63, KJ-52, Grits, The Fray, Echoing Angels, Steller Kart, Kutless, Thousand Foot Krutch, Mainstay, Newsboys, Evanescence, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, and many, many others.

Books: Any type of mystery or a good fantasy, anything that takes ya outta the real world.

Fav. Color(s): Black, gold, silver and red

Fav. Subject: Science

Quote: "If you don't like the past, rewrite the future!" ~Me

JG: =cranks up the music= WOOT!! TIME TA HAVE SOME FUN!! =starts dancing to...the hamster dance= An all around fun song! WOOT!! Well at least it isn't Reliant K's version of The 12 Days of Christmas.

Jazz: =walks in and goes over to JG= What in Primus' name are ya doing??

JG: Dancing. =continues to dance to hamster dance= ALRIGHT EVERYBODY NOW HERE WE GO, IT'S A BRAND NEW VERSION OF THE DOSIE DOE!

Jazz: =puts hand on face= The twins gave ya sugar again didn't they??

JG: ...=ignoring Jazz=...

Jazz: TWINS!!

Twins: =Sideswipe and Sunstreaker come out from their hiding place behind the couch= Yes?

Jazz: Why'd ya give her sugar?

Sides: Ummmmm...Because it's funny.

Sunny: Ya, I mean, just look at her. =points at JG, who at that particular moment had the cat by the front paws and was dancing around=

JG: Your a good dancer Ronon.

Ronon: Meeerooow

JG: =giggling uncontrollably=

Jazz: JG!! Put da cat down!!

JG: NO!!

Jazz: Aarrrgggggg!! =looks at the twins= You to are so dead.

Twins: Only if ya can catch us!! Na na na na naaa!! =running out the door they transform and drive off at high speeds=

Jazz: =walks over to JG and picks her up, in turn she drops Ronon= You're coming wit me.

JG: AHHHHHHHH!!

Jazz: =walks out of lounge=

Primus: =smiling at the video camera in his hands= This has to be the bast tape yet. =leaves to watch the rest of the run=

Jazz: =walks into the med bay= Yo Ratch'! Ya in here??

Ratchet: =sounding exhausted= Yes Jazz? What is it?

Jazz: =holding JG out for Ratchet to see= Darn twins gave her sugar.

Ratchet: =looking at JG and sighing=

Jazz: Ratchet, she was doing The Hamster Dance with her cat.

Ratchet: =looking up at Jazz, sighing again= Let me see, I can giver a sedative so she won't go and harm herself, or the cat.

Jazz: Good. By da way can she stay with you? I kinda don't want her to see what I'm 'bout ta do to da twins.

Ratchet: =turning to JG, holding syringe full of the sedative= Fine. Just don't hurt them so badly that they have to come here.

Jazz: =turning to leave= Can do. =walks out door=

+=+=+=+=nothing happens for about half an hour, then all of a sudden two very disturbed twins run though the base screaming bloody murder with one very angry Jazz in tow=+=+=+=+

Ironhide: =watching the scene= They gave JG sugar, didn't they? Will they ever learn?

Optimus: =also watching the scene= I don't think that they ever will.

Primus: =smiles even more= Good. I need the entertainment.

Ironhide and Optimus: =turn and stare at Primus= Who are you?!

Primus: =grins at them= You wouldn't believe me. The girl isn't as crazy as she may seem. =shrugs and leaves the room=

Ironhide and Optimus: =turns to each other=

Ironhide: Never speak of this again?

Optimus: Agreed.

The end. Well for that day.

Moral of the story: JG + sugar + Twins x Jazz = Big mistake

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Metropolis Kid, Presto1995, Cegutta12, Pumpkin Maximus, Jazz's Girl

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'', ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it?

Re post this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

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