To all the people that read - and review - my stuff: You guys are totally AWESOME! I love you guys, thanks thanks thanks thanks thank you for reviewing!

Special thanks to LoremIpsum for being the awesomest beta and fandom buddy ever. :p Rock on, Lori.

Thanks to my former beta, spikeismyvampirelover (hope you're doing great :D) and to my intermittent Star Wars betas Elfpen, and my occasional random-stories-beta Esaul!

CHECK OUT THEIR STUFF. NOW.

Combined Account between me and LoremIpsum: JediIpsum

1st Collaborative Story: Ashes to Ashes

2nd Collaborative story - Sequel to Ashes to Ashes: Certain Hope

Check it out. :D thank you!

Co-written story: When Girlfriends Attack with Angelic Prophecy.

Summary: Robert Langdon has just gone for a peaceful stroll with his lady... But chaos ensues when he runs into a former girlfriend and sparks start to fly. Within, you'll find overuse of caps, random passerby's and plenty of drama!

ANNOUNCEMENT (from ch5 of Certain Hope and found on the JediIpsum account):

I want to write a whole new drabble bit, and I'm asking for help from readers. :D Asking for PROMPTS. Just PM me the prompt, on whose POV it should be, and I'd do a drabble on it. It could be ANYONE, yes, anyone, even Riley's car. Seriously, go nuts. You could even give me an exact number of words, if you want (no more than 500, not less than 50), and I'll do it! I'll even credit you! If you can't pm me with it, drop a line as a review.

I prefer PMs, though. If you give me a prompt, you can't tell me in detail what it should be about. Gotta give me some creative space to work in. ;) I'll be the one to figure it out. And you cannot give me a deadline. Real life doesn't agree with deadlines. Heh. That's all. Send away.

You know how I write, so please don't expect any slash and explicit drabbles, please. thanks!

Okay, so this is still on, but I can't guarantee that I'll be doing everything that will be sent my way. x.

Story Related Notes:

The Beauty of the Rain is on hiatus. I'm going to take it down and post it with a different storyline, but I'm in an all-time POTC low these days. You'll see it down and up again whenever... Or...not. Also, Tiger's Gold is on hiatus. Sorry, guys.

I am still interested in continuing Over My Head, just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Lost would be continued (er, HOPEFULLY), but my top story priorities right now are Certain Hope (of course. ;) ) and Fall Out.

And a new Sorcerer's Apprentice fic, coming soon to this website in front of you.

If I take forever to update, it's either because of Writer's Block, or because of Real Life. Or both (which is kinda the worst of 'em all - sort of. other than Writer's Block, of course). Or it can also be because of original fiction I've been trying to write. :)

My time is being eaten by real life, which is, by far, of course, definitely, (insert more comma abuse here) the first and foremost priority. Fanfiction is a rather nice past time and a hobby, nice thing to use to insert God's messages every now and again, a nice escape every now and then, but it's not (and should never be) a priority. (I do try to write though. I love it, lol xD)

Tashilover's oath to review everything she enjoys in her profile inspired me to make an oath of my own - even if it would be different:

I, 'Jaeh', solemnly promise that every review I give would have meaning and sense, and would not be restrained to an one-word adjective.

Announcement from LoremIpsum, also found on Chapter 4 of Certain Hope and on the JediIpsum account :):

"...First, if you have a deviantart account I need more people to join the NT fan club I am co-founder of. We are about to start an art contest and it would be great if we had more input. ...go here http://ntfans.deviantart.com

Also I'm looking for people to draw a fanart, either for the stories from this account or my other stories on my LoremIpsum account. If you draw something, I'll write a NT related one-shot for of anything of your choosing (except slash or like, graphic sexual content which isn't really my cup of tea)."

She says that she accepts ALL types of NT related drawings, from epic paintings to stick figures. Anything you can come up with!

So send your stuff to her! Come on, you know you want to. :D

About me:

I am a Born-Again Christian - meaning that I believe that we need to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ in order to enjoy God's love, abundant plan, eternal life, and so on. Yes, yes I just told you a short-ish version of what I believe in - but the question is, how would you do that? Is that all? PM me for that one. ;)

You wouldn't see any unnecessary and excessive swearing in my fics (but there might be some - for I do, after all, believe in writing honestly for the characters to come to life, but that doesn't mean that every other word in a fic should be filled with swearing). You wouldn't see, either slash-themed fics from me. Saying I dislike it would be an extreme understatement, but that doesn't mean I go around bashing people's head in if they write it. I happen to know a good lot of people who likes it, and we still remain quite good friends. I don't want to read it, so I beg for authors to please, please, label your fanfiction if it's going to be slash. Also, my fiction do have some mentions of God, and might have little spiritual or Christian-themed little nuggets. Just so you know.

I'm a girl. That's... about it.

I am in college/Uni. It's killing me, it frustrates me, it annoys me, and... just... argh. But I could see the bright future ahead, yada yada yada, and I should work at it if I want to "fulfill my destiny", so to speak, for reaching my dreams just sounds so cliche. xD

Oh, and another thing: please do pardon any grammatical errors. English is not my first language, and although I believe that this is not a very good excuse (for even if it isn't, I've been speaking it since I was three, maybe even two), it will do.

I think this is quite enough. xD If you would like more information, you could give me a PM. Or, if you just want to chat, go ahead. Click that pm button. You know you want to. ;)

Links for those interested:

http://jaeh-is-awesome.deviantart.com/ - my art, well, some of it (sort of) anyway. If you drop by, I would appreciate comments. :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/jaehisawesome - my videos. I make them in my spare time, which is impossibly scarce right now. I could only manage fics and art, but plan on making more videos in the future, if I can. :)

You can probably find me on the internet, using the username "Jaeh" or "Jaeh is Awesome", or something like that. If you do, drop me a message if you want to confirm if it is indeed me, and I'll tell you if I'm a member on that website. :D

Top-most FANDOMS:

Star Wars (Prequels, sequels, some EU)

National Treasure (1 and 2)

Chuck

Psych

Merlin

Criminal Minds

Doctor Who

Sherlock (BBC 2010)

The Dresden Files (the books and the tv show)

Sherlock Holmes (2009 movieverse, canon (bookverse), Granada Series - but I haven't watched all yet.)

Iron Man (the movies and Armored Adventures - but I haven't watched the first ones yet, but I'm updated on recent episodes. (sort of)) :D

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (movieverse, 2010)

Fanfiction Ships:

National Treasure - Ben/Abby

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth

Harry Potter - Draco/Hermione

Star Wars - CANON PAIRINGS.

Chuck - Chuck/Sarah

Bones - Booth/Bones, Hodgin/Angela, GOOD Zack/OC

Psych - Shawn/Jules

Dresden Files - Harry/Murphy (book and tv verse)

Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock/Irene

Sherlock Holmes MOVIE 2009 - Holmes/Adler and Watson/Morstan

Sherlock Holmes books - Canon, of course.

Iron Man (Movieverse) - Tony/Pepper, of course. Both movies are AWESOME!

Will add more when I can think of more... :D

Most Favorite Quotes From Current Fandoms:

Star Wars :
"...From a Certain Point of View.." - Ben Kenobi - Star Wars VI

Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
-a rumbling is heard in the distance-
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!

"Who is the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi - Star Wars IV

National Treasure: (OH GEEZ, where do I start?!)

Basically, anything that Riley Poole says. That guy’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen. He's awesome. haha.

Ben Gates: Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."

Ben Gates: A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and ''burned''! -pause- So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right... -nodding- what they knew was right.

Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.

Chuck:

Chuck: Abort mission, extraction required - the Intersect has been compromised.
Casey: Negative, the parameters are secure.
Chuck: I'm talking about the weirdo inside the Buy More!

General Beckman: I wanted to have a private word with you... pardon the intrusion.
Chuck: On this moment or my life in general?

(on Devon wanting to be a spy or to serve his country more or something...)

Chuck: Devon... you're an adventure sports cardiologist...

Devon: Whatever man! I can do that in my sleep!

Psych:

Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

Shawn Spencer: Wow... Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.

Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.

Merlin:

Merlin: Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I haven't had the chance to sit around doing nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot: too busy running around after Arthur. "Do this Merlin, do that Merlin!" and when I'm not running around after Arthur I'm doing chores for you and when I'm not doing that I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life?! I've lost count. Do I get any thanks? No...! I have fought griffins, witches, bandits... I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Uther will have me executed! Sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn!

(on hiding the king) Merlin: Why don’t we disguise him?

Arthur: That might just work.

Merlin: We could dress him as a woman.

Arthur: -pause- that, on the other hand…

Merlin: We could dress him as a servant!

Arthur: That’s better.

(More coming soon! xD)

The Dresden Files: (OH GEEZ. I don't know where to start again! xD)

Michael Carpenter: Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful. (Grave Peril)

"Who the hell are you?" he growled.
"I the hell am Harry," I said. (Blood Rites)

"Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly, "you know I hate it when you swear."
"You're right, sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds." (Grave Peril)

"I died," I said. "I died and someone made a clerical error and this is heaven." (Summer Knight)

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." (Blood Rites)

"It gets sort of Zen after a while." Butters said brightly. "Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar." (Dead Beat)

"I believe there is a cloud for every silver lining." (Dead Beat)

and a lot, lot, lot more. Actually, make it all the books. Harry's epic.

Doctor Who:

(Ninth) Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!

(Ninth) Doctor: Fantastic!

Sycorax leader: "I could summon the armada and take this world by force!"

(Tenth) Doctor: "Well yeah you could... Yeah, you could do that, of course you could but why? Look at these people. These human beings. Consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking stepped into the sun. There's more to see than can ever be seen... more to do than - no hold on... sorry, that's the Lion King."

(Eleventh) Doctor: Is this how time normally passes? Really slowly. In the right order.

Other Fandoms:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: (book series)

Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water."

Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Zaphod Beeblebrox

House M.D.:
House: "There's no I in Team, there is a me though if you jumble it up."

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Gregory House

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:

Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Criminal Minds:

Derek Morgan: Is it really hard for you to be normal just one time?

Reid: You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Rossi: Hmm… You don’t often hear popular and decapitation in the same sentence.

Rossi：Garcia, remind me never try to hide from you.

Garcia：Perish the thought, mon ami.

Blackwolf: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
Hotchner: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.