| Jedi'Pirate Jaeh |
Author has written 41 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, National Treasure, Monster Allergy, Dresden Files, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Sherlock, and Radio Dramas. Disclaimer: I own nothing, just playing in the sandbox of my favourite fandoms. To all the people that read - and review - my stuff: You guys are totally AWESOME! I love you guys, thanks thanks thanks thanks thank you for reviewing! Special thanks to LoremIpsum (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/568813/LoremIpsum) for being the awesomest beta and fandom buddy in National Treasure, Dresden Files - gah, in similar fandoms ever. :p Rock on, Lori. Thanks to my former beta, spikeismyvampirelover (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1305515/spikeismyvampirelover) (hope you're doing great :D) and to my intermittent Star Wars betas Elfpen (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187042/Elfpen), and my occasional random-stories-beta Esaul (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1249179/Esaul)! Special thanks to the Mycroft to my Sherlock and Mummy to my weird intarwebs family, Shwatsonlocked (http://www.fanfiction.net/shwatsonlocked), and my lovely beta for different stuff, as well! And special acknowledgments to the Jim to my Sherlock, Sherlock to my John, HurricanesatDawn (http://archiveofourown.org/users/HurricanesatDawn) for being my beta and my best friend and a lot of other things. CHECK OUT THEIR STUFF. NOW. Combined Account between me and LoremIpsum: JediIpsum (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2038642/JediIpsum) 1st Collaborative Story: Ashes to Ashes 2nd Collaborative story - Sequel to Ashes to Ashes: Certain Hope (on indefinite hiatus) Check it out. :D thank you! Co-written story: When Girlfriends Attack (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5254444/1/When_Girlfriends_Attack) with Angelic Prophecy (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1303617/Angelic_Prophecy). Summary: Robert Langdon has just gone for a peaceful stroll with his lady... But chaos ensues when he runs into a former girlfriend and sparks start to fly. Within, you'll find overuse of caps, random passerby's and plenty of drama! Combined Account between me and Shwatsonlocked: A Study in Schadenfreude (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3705518/A_Study_in_Schadenfreude) Collaborative Story: Mobile Companion MUST-READ Piece to Mobile: Static CHECK IT OUT. GO. DO IT. Story Related Notes and Apologies: The Beauty of the Rain is on hiatus. I'm going to take it down and post it with a different storyline, but I'm in an all-time POTC low these days. You'll see it down and up again whenever... Or...not. Also, Tiger's Gold is on hiatus. Sorry, guys. I am still interested in continuing Over My Head, just haven't gotten around to it yet. ALL NATIONAL TREASURE STORIES ARE ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. The fandom died, I'm sorry guys, but I lost interest. Hey, maybe I'll pick up on it again. I am, however, interested in finishing Fall Out. If I take forever to update, it's either because of Writer's Block, or because of Real Life. Or both (which is kinda the worst of 'em all - sort of. other than Writer's Block, of course). Or it can also be because of original fiction I've been trying to write. :) Tashilover's oath to review everything she enjoys in her profile inspired me to make an oath of my own - even if it would be different: I, 'Jaeh', solemnly promise that every review I give would have meaning and sense, and would not be restrained to an one-word adjective. About me: You probably wouldn't see any unnecessary and excessive swearing in my fics (but there might be some, unless the character swears heavily, means there may be a lot and if there are I'll do warnings - for I do, after all, believe in writing honestly for the characters to come to life, but that doesn't mean that every other word in a fic should be filled with swearing). You wouldn't see, either slash-themed fics from me (unless it's MorMor, but I doubt I'll ever actually write it). Saying I dislike it would be an extreme understatement (with one exception), but that doesn't mean I go around bashing people's head in if they write it. I happen to know a good lot of people who like it, and we still remain quite good friends. I don't want to read it, so I beg for authors to please, please, label your fanfiction if it's going to be slash. I'm a girl. That's... about it. Oh, and another thing: please do pardon any grammatical errors. English is not my first language, and although I believe that this is not a very good excuse (for even if it isn't, I've been speaking it since I was three, maybe even two), it will do. If you would like more information, you could give me a PM. Or, if you just want to chat, go ahead. Click that pm button. You know you want to. ;) Links for those interested: http://scribblesonapage.tumblr.com/ - My tumblr. http://archiveofourown.org/users/Jaeh - my archiveofourown.org account. http://jaeh-is-awesome.deviantart.com/ - my art, well, some of it (sort of) anyway. If you drop by, I would appreciate comments. :D http://www.youtube.com/user/jaehisawesome - my videos. I make them in my spare time, which is impossibly scarce right now. I could only manage fics and art, but plan on making more videos in the future, if I can. :) You can probably find me on the internet, using the username "Jaeh" or "Jaeh is Awesome", or something like that. If you do, drop me a message if you want to confirm if it is indeed me, and I'll tell you if I'm a member on that website. :D My Fandoms, just in case you’re curious: (may or may not be subject to change) Star Wars, Sherlock, Doctor Who, White Collar, Cabin Pressure, Criminal Minds, National Treasure, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X, Sherlock Holmes(most incarnations, including the books, of course!), Dresden Files(books and tv show), Firefly, Codex Alera, Psych, Chuck, Bones, Iron Man (movieverse), The Avengers (movieverse), Merlin, NCIS, I The Sandman… Trese, for Filipinos out there… At some point I got into: Sorcerer’s Apprentice (the newest disney movie), Pirates of the Caribbean, (semi-sorta-fan) Harry Potter, House M.D., Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The A-Team (sort of), Quantum Leap, Moonlight, Miracles… A little of: Burn Notice, and most of the recent Marvel films, and maybe a dash of Supernatural(but not by much. stuck on season 1 -_-)… Dear me, I’m pretty sure I forgot a lot more, too, lol Fanfiction Ships (may or may not be subject to change): National Treasure - Ben/Abby Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth Harry Potter - Draco/Hermione and Harry/Luna Star Wars - CANON PAIRINGS. Chuck - Chuck/Sarah Bones - Booth/Bones, Hodgin/Angela, GOOD Zack/OC Psych - Shawn/Jules Dresden Files - Harry/Murphy (book and tv verse), and Molly/Carlos Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock/Irene and MorMor (whoa, slash, shocker) Sherlock Holmes MOVIE 2009 - Holmes/Adler and Watson/Morstan Sherlock Holmes books - Canon, of course. Iron Man (Movieverse) - Tony/Pepper The Avengers: Natasha/Clint Will add more when I can think of more... :D | |||||
1. I'll Cover You reviewsFive times Mycroft found creative uses for his umbrella, and the one time he used it as intended. Sherlock and Mycroft brother fluff, no slash. With a few kid!lock fics, and BAMF Mycroft. R&R!Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-20-12 - Mycroft H. & Sherlock H. - Complete2. Smiling Down reviewsCABIN PRESSURE: It was like Divine Providence or Lady Luck or God - whoever deity you want to praise, even Loki or something - had deemed to smile on him. He needed more days like these. And more he shall be given. Drabbles of Happy MartinRadio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-12 - Cabin Pressure3. Domestic Chores reviewsJohn and Sherlock tackle the mess in the flat. John didn't actually think it would be this... fun. Fluff abounds, no slash.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete4. Similarities reviewsJedi Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. The genius in the Jedi Council who deigned to put them together should be commended. Or thrown off the tallest temple spire. Here are their adventures in the Star Wars Universe. No slash.Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-12 - Obi-Wan K. & Sherlock H.5. Look After You reviewsThe one time Sherlock wanted his brother to actually be there, he wasn't. And then there was John, the only man who could break his impassivity. His brother, even whilst dead, knew how to help him. And help Sherlock, he did. No slash.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete6. Invading Privacy » reviewsFour times Irene Adler invaded his privacy, and the one time she didn't. May contain innuendo.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-12 - Irene A. & Sherlock H.7. Cuddler reviewsJohn wasn't opposed to sharing a bed. But cuddling? Really now. Inspired by all the sleeping-in-the-same-bed fics out there. No slash, but can be if you bring goggles.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete8. In The KnowSome criminals in London weren't conventional. Supernatural threats abound, and Sherlock and John needed to take care of those, as well. No slash. One shot to pave way for a possible multi-chaptered fic. Sherlock-centric, this one.Crossover - Dresden Files & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Published: 5-13-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete9. Shot Someone Before reviews"Sherlock. Sherlock!" John half-screamed, and ran to the man lying prone on the ground. "Please tell me I did not just kill you, you idiot. Come on." Part of the Gunplay series. No slash, but can be if you squint.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete10. Been Shot Before"Finally. I shot John." SH Part of the Gunplay series. No slash, but can be if you squint.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Published: 5-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete11. Faint reviewsIt was the first time John Watson has ever fainted. Inspired by The Empty House. Sherlock-returns fic. No slash.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete12. Needed A Drink reviews"Mostly it was just the two of them, drinking to that insufferable, annoying, brilliant dead detective that they used to tolerate and tried to live and work with." John and Greg console each other after the fall. No slash.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12 - John W. & DI Lestrade - Complete13. Sherlock Holmes Product Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsHave you availed of our new Sherlock Holmes product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your Sherlock Holmes product. Enjoy! WARNING: SPOILERSSherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-13-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete14. Fall Out » reviewsA harsh misunderstanding breaks a friendship apart... but when they run across the other's path years later, is it to late to mend what is lost? AU.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 12-28-09 - Riley P. & Ben G.15. Treasured Circumstances reviewsSeries of National Treasure drabbles that come from requested prompts and random ideas. Open To Requests, the 'policies' in my profile. Updated irregularly.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-11 - Riley P. & Ben G.16. Riley's Awesome Blog » reviewsInsight into Riley's everyday-isms. Enjoy! Rated T for safety and freedom. COMPLETE.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,201 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 5-10-11 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete17. Diary of a Physics Nerd » reviewsBalthazar insisted that I keep some sort of journal. You know – to pass on my knowledge to future generations of sorcerers and wizards and witches.Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-20-10 - Published: 8-18-10 - Dave S.18. Superstition reviewsDave never believed in superstitions. But when a chain of bad luck hits Dave, he's sure someone is out to get him. Can he and Balthazar figure it out before it's too late?Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-21-10 - Dave S. & Balthazar B.19. Piece of Donut reviewsDave may be the Prime Merlinian, but one can't expect him to be good at everything immediately. Like, say, Summoning.Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-18-10 - Dave S. & Balthazar B.20. Last Breath reviewsShe breathed her last breath, and he stood there at her bedside, crying as she passed away. He took her hand, and pressed it against his cheek." Harry/Murphy, character death. could be Book or TV Verse, but more book info. One-shot.Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-09 - Complete21. Lost » reviewsWho knew that a simple refusal could cause so many problems? Vacations are not always as pleasant as you think. Ben-Riley Friendship angst. And when I say angst, I MEAN serious angst. A tad more informative summary inside.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - Riley P. & Ben G.22. Over My Head » reviewsWhat should you do if your fallen padawan knocks at your door, telling you he's changed? Welcome him with open arms? I think not. Another but different Anakin Redemption fic, definitely AU. A tad more informative summary inside. Read and review, please!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K.23. Proposals Are Ugly Affairs » reviewsMarriage proposals... Ordinarily, they are mortifying and crazy for the proposing man. But Ben is NOT an ordinary person. But hey, it's him, what could possibly go wrong? This is my take on what would happen, and I hope you all read and enjoy!National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete24. Temptations of the Dark Side reviewsCookies are evil. The story of Anakin's fall, from a different point of view. One-shot. Response to PlumaLibera's challenge. Silly Parody :DStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-10-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete25. Five Times Ben Went On The Adventure Of A Lifetime reviews...and the one time he didn't. One-shot, Ben-centric fic.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-09 - Ben G. - Complete26. Knifepoint reviewsA hostage situation is not what anyone would have in mind for their birthday. One-shot.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-19-09 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete27. Your Very Own Riley Poole Guide and Manual reviewsHave you availed of our new Riley Poole product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your very, very hot-and-brand-new Riley Poole Product!National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-22-09 - Riley P. - Complete28. His Lullaby reviewsObi-Wan sings the twins a lullaby, and his thoughts drift to his fallen Padawan... One-shot.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-09 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete29. Public Service Announcement: Heroism reviewsHere's a Public Service Announcement from the National Historical Society. Ben Gates, on the subject of heroism. Enjoy, and R&R!National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-09 - Ben G. - Complete30. Closet Monsters reviewsFormerly 'Monsters in the Closet'. Ther're mothters in the clothet dad! Three year old Zic, Daddy Zob. FatherSon fluff. Oh,and AU. More details inside. : First MA fic, please R&R!Monster Allergy - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete31. Life Stained Eyes reviewsAnakin's fall/turn to the Dark Side in someone else's eyes. 3 people, 3 points of views. All OCs.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader32. Superhero » reviewsNo one's a superhero. Not even Ben Gates, Treasure Protector. So, what happen's when he gets sick? Abby's going into mother-hen mode, and Riley, well, he has other thoughts on the turn of events... Wanna know what happens? This might be it. R&R please!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete33. National Treasure: The Tiger's Gold » reviewsNext stop: Philippines. Ben, Abby and Riley are called on another treasure hunt, this time for the Yamashita Gold. But why them? They're no experts in WWII! But it's still an adventure- and I want to know what happens! Trailer is up- chapters coming soon!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 8-28-0834. Treat or Trick? reviewsWhatcha gonna do… it's Halloween, and in the spirit hehe, pun? of costume parties and trick or treating I give you this friendship fluff fic! Ben/Abby/Riley friendship, and an OC caught in the middle of it all. bit of Ben/Abby & Riley/OC. R&R please!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-08 - Complete35. Simple Things, Simple Lines, Simple Words reviewsThat single sentence sparked it off. Ben and Riley FRIENDSHIP ANGST. One shot. R&R please!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete36. You Found Me reviews"I'm going to save you, Lizzie." "Why?" "Because, you taught me this song once, and it's high time you live up to it. With me." - Sparrabeth SongFic to the song, You Found Me by Kelly ClarksonPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-08 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete37. The Beauty Of The Rain » reviewsWill or Jack? You have to choose, Elizabeth. Will. She's about to marry Will. The love of her life… but is he, really, the love of her life? excerpt from this fic... Alternate AWE ending Sparrabeth. Rated T to be safe. Enjoy and Review, please! ON HIATUSPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 10-29-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S.38. Text Twist reviewsOne snowy winter day, Riley, Ben, and Abby decided to play a game on the computer... Let's see what happens. Rated for one colorful german word.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete39. This is Awkward reviewsCatch Riley doing one of his weirdest hobbies yet! And what if Ben catches him... no slash, one shot. First NT fic, don't shoot me! rated T for safety.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-1-08 - Complete40. A Splash of Rum reviewsOne shot. My first crossover fan fic, go easy on me xD! POTC X Star Wars! A Pirate with a depressed and lost Sith Lord. What would happen? This is supposed to be weird and random. Hehe! enjoy and review, please!Crossover - Star Wars & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-15-07 - Darth Vader & Jack S. - Complete41. What Could Have Happened in AWE reviewsSparrabeth Fan Fic. Set in AWE, after Elizabeth saved Jack. Wish it happened, but it didn't... :D Read it please, and post reviews... Finished. :DPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete