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since: 02-24-05, id: 765330, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Calvin & Hobbes, Lord of the Rings, Peanuts, Harry Potter, Over the Hedge, Inheritance Cycle, Fairly OddParents, Family Guy, Alvin and the chipmunks, and Bolt.

Hi there! Glad to see that you took the time to read this here profile.

Name: Jeff, but I also answer to Jeffa, Scrat (don't ask), and other equally strange nicknames.
Age:
20ish.
Gender: Dude.
B-day: April 26th
Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere...

Books/Comics:
Harry Potter series (JKR)
Eragon Cycle (Christopher Paolini) — not just a trilogy anymore! Hah!
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)
Peanuts (Charles Schulz)

Movies:
Over the Hedge. Seriously, it is so underrated. Why has no one seen this movie? It is awesome.
Ice Age
Star Wars (Only episodes III-VI — I and II are dead to me — DEAD)
Chronicles of Narnia series
Lord of the Rings (could never get through the books, please don't shoot me)
CATS the Musical

TV Shows:
Family Guy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Scrubs
American Dad!
How I Met Your Mother

Video Games:
Super Smash Brothers
Star Fox
Any Mario or Yoshi game
...that's about it. I've led a relatively gaming-free life. Sad, isn't it?

STATUS OF CURRENT STORIES:

The Fairly Odd Sponge: Definitely on hiatus. I simply cannot find time to work on this, plus I haven't seen either show in awhile. I do plan to eventually finish it, but only after I've been able to get a firmer grasp on the canon once again. When that will be, however, I can't tell you.

Only A Dream: There's one chapter left on this saga, one that's been in planning for almost two years. I know exactly what has to happen; it's writing it that causes a bit of a stumble. Never fear, however; it should be finished soon. I also might do one more story after this one; if so, however, it will be a oneshot, rather than another multi-chapter epic. Those things are fun to do, but very time-consuming.

Phew. Okay, that's pretty much all I have to say; I think I'm done rambling. And I can't think of a good way to sign off, so, uh ... goodbye. Peace out. Yeah, there we go.

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1. Only A Dream » reviews
Sequel to Captured. When lightning strikes RJ during a storm, he falls into a coma and relives his past through his dreams. While trying to revive him, the other Hedgies must deal with a growing threat among them. UPDATED; epilogue coming soon. R&R!
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,054 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 1-4-07
2. Not Real reviews
A oneshot that takes place during the movie. Two Doberman Pinschers brutally bum-rush Bolt in the alleyways of Las Vegas. Bolt takes them on, thinking this might be when his powers at last re-emerge ... but what happens when they don't? Please R&R.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-7-09 - Complete
3. Happy Birthday, Dave reviews
The kiddos venture out to find their friend Dave the perfect birthday present. Their adventure lands them in a hedge, on top of a Hummer, and eventually bouncing off the aisles of a supermarket. Movie based. Oneshot, please R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete
4. It Has to Be Said reviews
When Brian is drunk, he lets his guard down. And when the result is a fateful letter written to the one person he's always been infatuated with, Lois must come to terms with the fact that she's never known Brian's true feelings. Slightly AU oneshot.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-30-07 - Brian G. & Lois G. - Complete
5. The Fairly Odd Sponge » reviews
It's summer, and Timmy becomes frustrated with his scuba suit while diving on vacation. When he wishes he could just live underwater, he meets a certain yellow sponge and pink starfish! A crossover in typical Nickelodeon style. ON HIATUS
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 6-21-07 - Timmy
6. Vengeance reviews
AU. Oneshot. While tracking the Ra'zac through the Beor Mountains, Eragon and Saphira come across a Shrrg — a giant wolf. They soon discover that he has the gift of speech ... but is he a friend, or a foe? Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-12-07 - Complete
7. Captured » reviews
RJ & Hammy get caught by human scientists and sent to an animal testing lab. Rated for action violence, mild torture and some language. Please R&R!
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,388 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete
8. Grave Thoughts reviews
Simple oneshot. What Harry thinks as he visits his parents' graves at Godric's Hollow. Written before DH was released, obviously. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-06 - Harry P. & James P. - Complete
9. Voldemort vs Vader reviews
Oneshot. Who would have won in a battle between the Dark Lord and the Lord of the Sith? Rated for violence. PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-1-06 - Voldemort - Complete
10. A Charlie Brown Christmas: The Novelization » reviews
Merry Christmas! Here is my take on the beloved holiday special.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-4-05 - Complete
11. Sméagol's Redemption reviews
AU. Oneshot. The story of what Might Have Been, if the Sméagol side had finally overtaken the Gollum side of the little creature. Based solely on the movies. Rated for violence. PLEASE R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-05 - Smeagol & Gollum - Complete
12. Strange Encounter reviews
Aliens have visited Earth and demanded a refund upon discovering winter. When Calvin refuses, he gets a lot more than he bargained for, and Hobbes must set things right. Long oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-05 - Complete
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