Name: Yamiyuki Tsukijin

Age: 19

Sex: Male

Sexuality: Homosexual

Birthday: 22 January

I'm the biggest Naruto/Yuu Yuu Hakusho (Hunter X Hunter) fan you'll ever meet! So much that I've taken the name Naruto as my own, along with Luffy from One Piece, Renji from Bleach, as well as Deidara from Naruto; blending all but Luffy I've come up with the name Deiruji and made it my own!

I'm making a list of Naru-Yaoi-couples-I'm-not-sure-I-like-but-seem-to-make-since;

1. KakuDei

2. PeinDei

3. ShikaCho (ChoShika)-it still scares me in a few 100 ways...unless we're getting at the thin hot Choji before he 'died'

-Parings I love and can't get enough of- (No real order)

1. SASUNARU!

2. KibaHina

3. SaiIno

4. ShikaShi(Shikamaru X Shiho)

5. KakaIru

6. SasoDei

7. LeeGaara-yes Lee is the Seme!

8. KibaNeji-I pronounce you worthy of this list on April 7th 2008!

9. SaiNaruSasu (SasuNaruSai or Sasu+SaiNaru)-I pronounce you worthy of this list on May 27th 2008!

10. SaiNaru

11. NejiGaa-Pronounced Oct 10 2008!

-parings I hate and I wish people never came up with

1. UCHIHACEST

2. ItaDei (Except for 'Show me Love' by Muffin234 it just makes 'em cute together!)

3. HidenDei

4. AkatsukiSakura-Still don't understand, and never will

5. Anything revolving around Sakura being alive

6. SasuHina

7. Hyuugacest-it's worse than Uchihacest since Hinata has a risk of getting preg.

8. Anything with Sasuke as the Uke...that just pisses me off

9. Kakashi and any woman...we all know he has the hots for Iruka! I mean what man with a mask over his face is not flaming gay?

-Other things that bug me about Naruto_fanfics-

1. Kyubii getting a sex-change and becoming a girl

-The actual Manga-

1. Itachi wigging out while he says he's going to steal his brothers eyes...that just scared the hell out of me...

2. Mandara being over 180…oh damn he’s old!

3. The fact that Itachi was given an order to kill his clan O.o

4. Sasuke wanting to destroy KonohaGakure. . . though he is now after Donzo(GO SASUKE!! KILL THE BASTARD)

-That’s pretty much it regarding Naruto...as for YYH...sigh...yes good old YYH...-

THE PRETTY FOX WITH SILVER HAIR, HIEIS LOVER! HIS NAME IS SPELLED YOUKO, spelling it any other way makes him lose his penis and gain a vagina...in other wards make him a girl...please, let’s not neuter this sexy fox! It would mean a lot to Hiei...and an ass load of fangirls.

Personally I like Hiei more...he's more my height (5'1.5”)! Hiei= 4'10" Youko= 6'5"(or something like that...I think he's closer to 7' actually)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each others lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

WRONG TO BE HOMOPHOBIC!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Naruto
2. Sasuke
3. Sai
4. Deidara
5. Sasori
6. Tobi
7. Hidan
8. Jiraiya
9. Kakuzu
10. Orochimaru
11. Kakashi
12. Kimimaro

1. Have you ever read a six eleven fic before? Yes...except Tobi was Obito!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? YES! Deidara is a smex god!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Eye twitch that would be scary...

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yes he was having 'fun' with Deidara

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? If you're a fan of Uchihacest

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Either may make since but very scary

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? That would just be scary...eye twitch but now I have this odd urge to write it

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Orochimaru looked longingly at the new feast who seemed rather confused why he stood naked with golden eyes looking longingly at him...(damn now I want to continue that! would anyone kill me?)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Not that I know of...scared but I have seen pics of them...-_-

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Immortal bones

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Well the de-flowering of Naruto has already been done by Sasuke! lol!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? IDK

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes! I do as well!

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO...maybe just a Five/Four!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? OH...JIRAIYA...AH...HARDER!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Internet is for porn from Avanue Q!

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? I lost my mind when I wrote this

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I'll give you candy if you give me your body!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Sorry Naruto but your teacher and my student have gone to elope...my head hurts just thinking about it" ...seriously I'm mad at myself for making the order as I did

20. How emo is Seven? I don't think very emo...I mean he JUST STABS HIMSELF TO KILL PEOPLE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Deidara and Sasori!!

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoDei and SasuNaru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, but I will in April 09-I will run around as Naruto!-as well as Wolfram from Kyou Kara Maou-

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Naruto shirt, and 3 figures, Naruto, Neji and Jiraiya-along with cards, frog wallet, Deidara plushy, 2 Naruto Wall scroll, then volumes 1, 5, 7, 22-27, 29, 32, 35, 42-46, Japanese movie book of the 2nd Naruto Shippuden movie "Bonds", Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka, Lee and Gaara Key chains, 'through the looking glass' clay Naruto my friend made me and all my fan art

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? YES! Naruto...then now I'm leaning towards Sai... Can I have both?

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!

9) Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi as long as Sakura is replaced by Sai! Then SasoDeiTobi of the Akatsuki!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes, Mandara just took over Obito's body

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes! It's been proven his name is Namikaze Minato

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara...as long as he is being 'messed with' by Sasori or Tobi!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti! Deidara killer! Bastard! ...and then the whole mess with wanting to destroy Konoha...freaking out

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No. Fillers annoy the crap out of me, though I will one day go back and watch those that I didn't

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? YES!!

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No...he just is really hyper to make up for the demons energy

17) Sub or dub? SUB...DUB IS SHIT

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura! Suckuwhore! MEGABITCHZILLA!!

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? A good combo that annoys me...but at the same time you can't help but love him

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? YES... You have to be a N00B not to know who he is

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? UGLY BEAST IN GREEN

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku and Deidara, though...I did do a funny pic of Sasori as the original Chobit!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? SMEXY...only when he's banging Gaara!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?...IDK...there are over like 200 characters in Naruto...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? YESH! Mostly the Yaoi ones!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Uh...no, all but like 3 of my stories just have a coincidence of having Naruto in them!

27) Do you like lemons? NO...All my stories just happen to have them

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?...some of them

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? I LOVE IT!!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? YESH!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, and many other anime!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Other then my friends, no!

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, they usually tell me to put it away or have me draw them something

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Not any more lol!

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No...its thanks to HunterXHunter and Loveless...

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? O.O YES...now that we know what some of it is!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I did until it was proven that he was a guy named 'Nagato'

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? All the time!

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? ...he looks like a chick...and I like dudes...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, several!~Naruto + Sasuke = Minato, Jirachi, Mikoto, and Fugaku, Renji (are the ones named, in total they have 11), Deidara + Hidan = Deiruji(me), Deidara + Sasori = Midori, and Tsukiaki, Haku and Hana, Deisori, Kenji, Fukyuu and Tokoshie, Kakuzu + Hidan = Jazun, Kukin, Rukin, Midori + Jazun = Kajun (then the kind of Cannon but not so much at the same time)Kurenai + Asuma = Asumaru, Tobi + Konan = Jiraiya, Yahiko, Kanbi and Konbi, finally; Deiruji + Asumaru = Asoda((all the kids are from me and a friends old RPs))

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I already know it has! I'm told it all the time by my friends

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Naruto... and I'm a gay Raito. . .(Yagami Light if you didn't get it~Yagami backward is 'I'm a gay')

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: (created by Tesina Gela Gardner)

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

this is so frickin' true