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since: 11-13-02, id: 294292, Profile Updated: 10-21-09
country: Australia
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Supernatural, and Stargate: SG-1.

What to say, what to say.

Bored Aussie girl with too much time on her hands.

21 year old, graduated, qualified admin assistant who looses herself in the fandoms for fun. Occasionally has to fight to keep her head above the waves. Playing in an established universe is much easier than creating your own. Trust me, I know.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/419704/ Cringe.

That's about all you need to know about me.

FICS IN PROGRESS & PLOT BUNNIES

The Mary Sue Strikes Back still lives, just. To make things a little more convenient, I'm going to add the first few chapters on to the end of the first fic, The Adventures of Goldie Locks.

Emancipation - Set five years after the conclusion of the Cursed series. Thirteen years have now passed since All Hell Broke Loose, and the world has once again assumed a resemblence of normality. Our heroes are older, but are still doing the things they do best. But one person isn't all that happy with the way things panned out for him in the final battle with Lilith and Samael.

Castiel wants his Grace back.

But when Jo Harvelle's young son William is kidnapped by fallen angels, Cas has to decide where his loyalties lie.

Don't Be In the Opening Credits - Starts directly from the end of Stargate: Australia. Young supergenius DJ has been recruited into the organisation that just won't die: the Trust. And as usual, the enterprising organisation is out to cause as much trouble for the Stargate Program as humanly (and inhumanly) possible.

Will DJ go all the way to the Dark side? Will Blue find true love with Major Lorne or Max, the super-Ascended being who owns the universe? Also, why exactly are the NID threatening to kick down Harry's door?

And does anyone care anyway?

The first episode of season 4 has now rendered all my Supernatural stories AU.

For those unfamiliar with my Supernatural series:

Supernatural: Cursed takes off seven years after All Hell Breaks Loose. Sam has gone slightly crazy after he was unable to save his brother, Dean has been sent to Hell, and Jo has become an important character.

The stories follow Sam arriving in Jo's city and asking for her help. After leaving everything behind, she goes off with him and faces banshees, Tricksters, subservient ghosts, hunters that want to kill them, the demon Lilith, and a demonised Dean. At the end of Hunted Dean manages to thwart Lilith and gives her no other choice but to return his soul. Each story is an adventure in itself, but the first three are the most closely linked. Eventually Sam and Dean are reunited, and Jo heads off to her mother's new base in Los Angeles.

The Winchesters pick up where they left off, with an evil ghost possessing the girl Regan McNeill, Dean losing his memories, going overseas, Sam ending up in a mental institute, Reapers, psychics, children, and a psychotic succubus.

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1. Stargate: Australia » reviews
It's just another night at the pub, and then aliens attack. Can a sassy SAS chick, a child prodigy, a double agent and a man that should have been dead 10,000 years ago beat the alien menace? But will they ever measure up to SG1 anyway? Damn Americans...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,146 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Complete
2. The Mary Sue Strikes Back » reviews
The True Sue has escaped to the Real World, with a plan to permanently rewrite all of Cannon. Now Goldie, Teddy Lupin and Dean Winchester have to save the world, again, while dodging creepy Jensen Ackles stalkers and protecting a clueless fanfic writer.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 1-23-09
3. Premonitions » reviews
Last in the Cursed series. The storm is no longer coming, it has arrived. Demons and angels are gearing for war. But Lilith is worried. The Black Eden is rising, someone she had though she had left behind herself a long time ago…
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,341 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 9-26-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
4. Nine More Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviews
ALSO KNOWN AS: Nine *more* reasons why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete
5. Nine Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviews
ALSO KNOWN AS: Why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete
6. The Adventures of Goldie Locks » reviews
Goldie Locks is happy as a typing error that the rest of Make-Believe Land tries to ignore. But when she meets a young wizard named Teddy Lupin, she is thrown headfirst into a battle against the Fan Domain, with the whole of Cannon at stake.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,711 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 9-30-05 - Teddy L. - Complete
7. Soothsayer » reviews
X in the Cursed series. Dean can't remember anything before the fire, so there are no leads in the case of the missing Winchester. However, the brothers' attention is diverted by the people in town dying a week after visting the local wise woman.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 6-23-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
8. Hellbound » reviews
IV in the series is back. Sally Wandell was on the trail of the secret to making the Colt. Until someone bumped her off. But finding the last of the Colts is put on the backburner as Sam and Dean attempt to solve the mystery of Harry Turner's doppelganger
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete
9. Fear No Evil » reviews
“One will be remembered, one will be forgotten, and one will continue the battle long after mortal men have become as dust.” A demon and a hunter make a deal and a young gunsmith arrives in England. Can Hell prevent the creation of the Colt?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 2-12-08 - Ruby
10. My Roommate reviews
Oneshot. A normal girl in a normal town gets her life temporarily shaken up by a very unusual guest.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete
11. Perfect » reviews
VIII in the 'Cursed' series. The brothers are on a hunt for the perfect woman. The catch is that she's a succubus, a legendary seductress. Will Sam make a new friend? Can Dean keep his libido in check until they've solved the case?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,366 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
12. Christmas » reviews
Seventh in the ‘Cursed’ series. ‘Tis the season, and the Winchesters are back on home territory. Jobs have been slow coming this time of the year, and the brothers decide to take a well earned break. Of course, nothing is ever that simple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete
13. Glamis » reviews
Sixth story in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters go international as the father of a friend contacts them with a job. What case could be so big that it takes them out of America? And will they live to regret it?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 9-17-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
14. Amnesia » reviews
Fifth story in the 'Cursed' series. After a botched hunt, one of the Winchesters wakes up in a strange bed in a strange room, no idea who he is or what he does. As the FBI closes in, he has to remember again before he gets himself or someone else killed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Dean W. - Complete
15. Reincarnated » reviews
Fourth stroy in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters have made Jo a deal. After one more hunt they'll take her back to Harvelle's Bar. Now its over and they're heading back to LA. At least, they were until Sam started having dreams about Jessica Moore...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete
16. Hunted » reviews
Sequel to ‘Cursed’ & ‘Ghosts’. Sam has been given an impossible mission to raise an army before the demon Lilith attacks. But with the hunters' reluctance to work together, does his small band of followers stand a chance?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 8-7-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete
17. Ghosts » reviews
Sequel to 'Cursed'. Sam and Jo are working their second case as a team. Could they have run into a creature that finally defeats them? Meanwhile, an old enemy returns and gives Sam hope that they might be able to save his brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 7-22-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete
18. Cursed » reviews
Seven years have passed since all hell broke lose. Jo has got several successful gigs under her belt, and life is good. But what's going to happen when a Winchester comes back wanting her help on a case?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete
19. A Cold Day in Hell reviews
The yellow eyed demon would study the hunters attempting to bring him down, and finally came to the conclusion that the only way to stop them would be to crush them from within. His kind would reclaim the land.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete
20. Joanne Jones and the Harry Potter parody » reviews
As of now I have lost interest in this story. If you do wish me to continue, tell me and you might just get an update now and then, but don't hold your breath. Thanks for reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-22-03 - Published: 6-16-03
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