| jones2000 |
Author has written 26 stories for X-overs, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Twilight, and Doctor Who. Good God, I'm now 24. I haven't been on this site for two years. Whoops. I haven't forgot about the unfinished stories, but unfortunately my life is getting in the way. FICS IN PROGRESS The Mary Sue Strikes BackHiatus. Probably will be completed. Fear No Evil Hiatus. Dead in the water. Will probably be deleted to clean up my submissions. RegressionHiatus. Probably will be completed. Sucker for Punishment: Hiatus. Next chapter not that far away. Fractured: On hiatus for editing. If Lilith seems strange, it's because I was the first here to write her as the next main villian after Azazel snuffed it. Yay! For those unfamiliar with my Supernatural series: Supernatural: Cursed takes off seven years after All Hell Breaks Loose. Sam has gone slightly crazy after he was unable to save his brother, Dean has been sent to Hell, and Jo has become an important character. The stories follow Sam arriving in Jo's city and asking for her help. After leaving everything behind, she goes off with him and faces banshees, Tricksters, subservient ghosts, hunters that want to kill them, the demon Lilith, and a demonised Dean. At the end of Hunted Dean manages to thwart Lilith and gives her no other choice but to return his soul. Each story is an adventure in itself, but the first three are the most closely linked. Eventually Sam and Dean are reunited, and Jo heads off to her mother's new base in Los Angeles. The Winchesters pick up where they left off, with an evil ghost possessing the girl Regan McNeill, Dean losing his memories, going overseas, Sam ending up in a mental institute, Reapers, psychics, children, and a psychotic succubus. AU for everything beyond Season Two. | |||||||
1. Sucker For Punishment » reviewsMike Newton would be the first person to say that he has a crap taste in women, and no matter how hard he tries to get away, all roads lead back to Forks. But when he gets warned to stay away from 'her', is it Bella or someone else entirely?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-11 - Published: 12-23-10 - Mike2. Fractured reviewsWhat became of the Time Lords and Ladies are now fairy stories. What was left behind of the Last Great Time War were a few remnants, fragments of what was, perhaps some broken souls who had managed to survive despite themselves, alone. Forever.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-113. Real Vampires Don't Sparkle » reviewsBook the Third in the Suck This trilogy. Ella, Eddie and DB are in Seattle for a working holiday, and life has finally settled down. Enter DB's new best friend Nessie Cullen and her alarmingly perfect parents. Cue bitchiness and excessive whinging.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 4-12-104. What the Twilight Saga has Taught Me reviewsRather self-explanatory, and written for fun. Flamers will be ignored.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-10 - Complete5. SGAus: Regression » reviewsSequel to Stargate: Australia. Blue has just been given a new mission. To head up the IOA's new division alongside Dr McKay. It all goes swimmingly until her best friend is murdered, her father reveals a secret, and a teenage genius calls for a truce.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 3-19-106. Stargate: Australia » reviewsIt's just another night at the pub, and then aliens attack. Can a sassy SAS chick, a child prodigy, a double agent and a man that should have been dead 10,000 years ago beat the alien menace? But will they ever measure up to SG1 anyway? Damn Americans...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,740 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 5-25-09 - Complete7. Breaking Down » reviewsSequel to Suck This. Ella and Eddie are back for more, struggling through relationship troubles, a side trip to Italy, accidentally starting a war, marriage, and the sudden appearance of a baby. What's the worst that could happen?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete8. Suck This » reviewsWhen Ella Swain moves to Fawkes, all she wanted to do was complete highschool. She didn't expect to fall into a war between vampires and vampire hunters. Not to mention the unseen skinwalkers who want everyone off their land...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete9. The Mary Sue Strikes Back » reviewsThe True Sue has escaped to the Real World, with a plan to permanently rewrite all of Cannon. Now Goldie, Teddy Lupin and Dean Winchester have to save the world, again, while dodging creepy Jensen Ackles stalkers and protecting a clueless fanfic writer.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 1-23-0910. Premonitions » reviewsAU. Last in the Cursed series. The storm is no longer coming, it has arrived. Demons and angels are gearing for war. But Lilith is worried. The Black Eden is rising, someone she had though she had left behind herself a long time ago…Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,341 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 9-26-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete11. Nine More Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviewsALSO KNOWN AS: Nine *more* reasons why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete12. Nine Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviewsALSO KNOWN AS: Why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-09 - Complete13. The Adventures of Goldie Locks » reviewsGoldie Locks is happy as a typing error that the rest of Make-Believe Land tries to ignore. But when she meets a young wizard named Teddy Lupin, she is thrown headfirst into a battle against the Fan Domain, with the whole of Cannon at stake.Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,711 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 9-30-05 - Teddy L. - Complete14. Soothsayer » reviewsAU. X in the Cursed series. Dean can't remember anything before the fire, so there are no leads in the case of the missing Winchester. However, the brothers' attention is diverted by the people in town dying a week after visting the local wise woman.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 6-23-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete15. Hellbound » reviewsAU. Sally Wandell was on the trail of the secret to making the Colt. Until someone bumped her off. But finding the last of the Colts is put on the backburner as Sam and Dean attempt to solve the mystery of Harry Turner's doppelganger.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete16. Fear No Evil » reviewsHIATUS. One will be remembered, one will be forgotten, and one will continue the battle long after mortal men have become as dust.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 2-12-08 - Ruby17. My Roommate reviewsOneshot. A normal girl in a normal town gets her life temporarily shaken up by a very unusual guest.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete18. Perfect » reviewsAU. VIII in the 'Cursed' series. The brothers are on a hunt for the perfect woman. The catch is that she's a succubus, a legendary seductress. Will Sam make a new friend? Can Dean keep his libido in check until they've solved the case?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,366 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete19. Christmas » reviewsAU. Seventh in the 'Cursed' series. 'Tis the season, and the Winchesters are back on home territory. Jobs have been slow coming this time of the year, and the brothers decide to take a well earned break. Of course, nothing is ever that simple.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete20. Glamis » reviewsAU. Sixth story in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters go international as the father of a friend contacts them with a job. What case could be so big that it takes them out of America? And will they live to regret it?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 9-17-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete21. Amnesia » reviewsAU. Fifth story in the 'Cursed' series. After a botched hunt, one of the Winchesters wakes up in a strange bed in a strange room, no idea who he is or what he does. As the FBI closes in, he has to remember again before he gets himself killed?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Dean W. - Complete22. Reincarnated » reviewsAU. IIIV stroy in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters have made Jo a deal. After one more hunt they'll take her back to Harvelle's Bar. Now its over and they're heading back to LA. At least, they were until Sam started having dreams about Jessica Moore.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete23. Hunted » reviewsAU. Sequel to 'Cursed' & 'Ghosts'. Sam has been given an impossible mission to raise an army before the demon Lilith attacks. But with the hunters' reluctance to work together, does his small band of followers stand a chance?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 8-7-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete24. Ghosts » reviewsAU. Sequel to 'Cursed'. Sam and Jo are working their second case as a team. Could they have run into a creature that finally defeats them? Meanwhile, an old enemy returns and gives Sam hope that they might be able to save his brother.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 7-22-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete25. Cursed » reviewsAU. Seven years have passed since all hell broke lose. Jo has got several successful gigs under her belt, and life is good. But what's going to happen when a Winchester comes back wanting her help on a case?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,620 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Jo H. & Sam W. - Complete26. A Cold Day in Hell reviewsThe yellow eyed demon would study the hunters attempting to bring him down, and finally came to the conclusion that the only way to stop them would be to crush them from within. His kind would reclaim the land.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete