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Kaitlyn October Snape
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since: 09-13-06, id: 1133321, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Die Hard, Doom, Sherlock Holmes, and Star Trek: 2009.

Update - August 11, 2011
Hey, guys! Wow! I can't believe it's been almost a year since I updated this. Sheesh. I've got a story I'll be posting up later today, and a few new ones over at my LiveJournal that I cannot/will not post here due to the TOS guidelines. When those are up, I'll be posting links to them in another update as well as links to the other versions of some of my stories. As to the ones already over there, as always, feel free to comment there or send me a PM here to let me know what you think! I've got a Live Free or Die Hard fic to post today as well as my first forays into the Torchwood fandom, so wish me luck on that one. That's all for now since I've gotta get up early tomorrow, but I will update again later. Bye!

Update - August 20, 2010:
Hey, everybody! I'm baaaaaaaack! I was without internet for a month or so (felt like a few months, to be honest), so I haven't been able to put up much of anything. I have a few projects in the works, two Sherlock Holmes-based stories and one Star Trek: 2009/Doom crossover. Not too sure when the latter is going to be coming out because it's turning into something of an epic... Also, thanks so much to those of you who commented on my March update. I did get that little problem squared away and decided to keep my stories up here on FF.net and keep putting them up on my LJ. If a story has an alternate version (i.e. one more explicit than is allowed on here), I will say so in the author's notes of that particular story and provide a link, whether in the story itself or on here. Hn... Note to self: put up links to alternates of other stories... Hn.. I think that is it for this update except to let you guys know that I am now a Freshman in college (go AUM!), so if there's a lag in stories, my studies are probably the cause. Ta!

Update - March 31, 2010:
If you haven't seen the note in the summary for Valentine's Schmalentines, then I'll let you know here, the link to my webpage is to my LiveJournal. Unfortunately, because of RL issues interfering over there, I was forced to make my journal friends only except for a few entries. All of my stories are friends-locked, so if you want to read my work, you need to either add me on there or PM me here, and I'll send you a copy of the story you wanted. Sorry if this is inconveniencing anyone, but I'd really rather my RL acquaintances not get an eyeful of the... eyefuls I write. The second half of Valentine's Schmalentines is at my LJ as mentioned. I've been thinking of setting up a webgroup or putting up a website up of my own for my... cough less than appropriate stories... What do you guys think?

Update - February 10, 2010:
To my readers out there (Are there any of you, by the way?), I am sorry to say that recently, when I updated the OS on my computer, my hard drive got wiped so every single story, story idea, and WIP I had in my computer is gone. I repeat, everything is gone. I had a sequel in the works to Sheep in Wolf's Clothing, but that was killed along with just about everything else on there, so.. Everything I have will be completely new when I put it up. No old, revised stories, just new ones. I have the basic idea for that sequel to SiWC in my head, but I might not write it... Sorry to those of you looking for more from that. I may write a series of oneshots from that 'verse, but I promise nothing. If you want to read some of my older stories, or ones that go... a bit... above the acceptable rating on this site, please check out my LJ by following my website link.

"I'm just a creature of habit in a complicated world." - "Man in the Middle" - BeeGees

That pretty much sums up who I am. I sometimes do not know exactly what I want out of life, but who does know exactly what he/she wants at any given moment? I know these things, though.

If you want to see some of my works not published here (mostly from the Buffy/Angel fandom(s) feel free to go to my website and follow the link found in the post entitled Intro Post. I also make icons (including the one on this biography), so feel free to ask for those, and please take the time to review if you read one of my stories, even if it is to say that I should stop writing because I am horrible! XP Hopefully I will not get one of those reviews, but if I do... C'est la vie!

I know that I...
1. like to write fanfiction
2. like to read fanfiction
3. am a total fangirl (of way too many things to name)
4. miss my sister
5. would die for my family
6. would die without my family
7. am a bit of a nerd
8. am running out of things to say
9. will probably add more to this later

Fanfic likes
1. well-written stories (not a lot of glaring grammar/spelling issues)
2. well-explained stories (very few plot holes; if something big happens, the reason behind it is told if necessary)
3. SLASH! (I am an avid slasher, but I will read het once in a while if it's not the main focus of the whole story)
4. Severus Snape (anything, and I mean anything, to do with this character is loved by me. except his death. JK Rowling lied)
5. the relationship between Severus Snape and Harry Potter (whether it be romantic, familial, or good-natured sniping, I am there)
6-?. the Harry Potter, Buffy: the Vampire Slayer/Angel: the Series, Lord of the Rings (mostly movie, regrettably did not finish the books), Hellboy (movie), Full Metal Alchemist (anime), and (insert a few more I just know that I am forgetting here) fandoms

Fanfic dislikes
1. badly-written stories ( a lot of glaring grammar/spelling issues)
2. badly-explained stories (a lot of plot holes; if something big happens, the reason behind it is not told but is necessary)
3. graphic descriptions of the following: rape, child abuse (in any form), abuse in general (also in any form), torture will not read graphic descriptions of the aforementioned issues. If they are mentioned in passing, that is fine with me, but if they are described in long, drawn out explanations, the story in which they are explained/described will be closed faster than you can say 'eep!')

That seems to be it...

(Or Not)

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles -Darkwing Duck -The Angry Beavers. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full House -Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. You remember playing MASH with your friends. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . (Apparently I remember more of the 90s than I thought... -_-

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

This is for the girls out there who are too blind to see what's in front of them and for the guys who get used by them. Girls: OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES. Guys: Make yourselves happy for once.
Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Profile updated August 11, 2011 - 12:39 AM

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1. Not Just Holidays But Special Occasions, Too reviews
Not even engagements are safe from the McClane curse of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-11 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete
2. Bernard and Ben » reviews
Dr. John Watson has a secret. He retained a childhood habit of sleeping with a stuffed bear. What happens when Holmes finds out? Not as cracky as it sounds, I promise!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-27-10 - Published: 5-14-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete
3. Ben and Leo reviews
Sequel to "Bernard and Ben". Holmes uses some cute and cuddly objects as code for when he wants Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete
4. Tactility reviews
Touch is to the Holmes as music is to the savage beast.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-14-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete
5. Back to Back and Hand to Hand reviews
Bones kept his secret for so long, but he was prepared to give up everything just to make sure Jim stayed alive. Reaper!Bones/Jim pre-slash
Crossover - Doom & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-10 - J. Kirk - Complete
6. Valentine's Schmalentines » reviews
Matt Farrell doesn't do Valentine's Day the same way John McClane doesn't do Christmas.
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-10 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete
7. An Abnormal McClane Christmas
John goes on eBay to get Matt a Christmas present.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Published: 12-18-09 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete
8. That's It reviews
John does something on the not quite intelligent side, and Matt reacts accordingly.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Matt F. & John M. - Complete
9. This Again? reviews
Harry wants to watch Sense and Sensibility. Snape is less than inclined to do the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
10. Sheep in Wolf's Clothing reviews
Ash is a transfer student from Durmstrang who is as contrary as he is unusual. But he hides who he truly is behind a mask of brovado. The only time it cracks is around a certain blond Slytherin. DracoxOC Ash is not a Sue. Trust me. Slash, but not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-06 - Draco M. & OC - Complete
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