| Kaitlyn October Snape |
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Die Hard, Doom, Sherlock Holmes, and Star Trek: 2009. Update - August 11, 2011 Update - August 20, 2010: Update - March 31, 2010: "I'm just a creature of habit in a complicated world." - "Man in the Middle" - BeeGees That pretty much sums up who I am. I sometimes do not know exactly what I want out of life, but who does know exactly what he/she wants at any given moment? I know these things, though. If you want to see some of my works not published here (mostly from the Buffy/Angel fandom(s) feel free to go to my website and follow the link found in the post entitled Intro Post. I also make icons (including the one on this biography), so feel free to ask for those, and please take the time to review if you read one of my stories, even if it is to say that I should stop writing because I am horrible! XP Hopefully I will not get one of those reviews, but if I do... C'est la vie! I know that I... Fanfic likes Fanfic dislikes That seems to be it... (Or Not) Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles -Darkwing Duck -The Angry Beavers. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World -Full House -Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. You remember playing MASH with your friends. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . (Apparently I remember more of the 90s than I thought... -_- If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! This is for the girls out there who are too blind to see what's in front of them and for the guys who get used by them. Girls: OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES. Guys: Make yourselves happy for once. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Profile updated August 11, 2011 - 12:39 AM | |||||||
1. Not Just Holidays But Special Occasions, TooNot even engagements are safe from the McClane curse of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Published: 8-22-11 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete2. Bernard and Ben » reviewsDr. John Watson has a secret. He retained a childhood habit of sleeping with a stuffed bear. What happens when Holmes finds out? Not as cracky as it sounds, I promise!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-27-10 - Published: 5-14-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete3. Ben and Leo reviewsSequel to "Bernard and Ben". Holmes uses some cute and cuddly objects as code for when he wants Watson.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-10 - S. Holmes & J. Watson - Complete4. Tactility reviewsTouch is to the Holmes as music is to the savage beast.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-14-10 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete5. Back to Back and Hand to Hand reviewsBones kept his secret for so long, but he was prepared to give up everything just to make sure Jim stayed alive. Reaper!Bones/Jim pre-slashCrossover - Doom & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-10 - J. Kirk - Complete6. Valentine's Schmalentines » reviewsMatt Farrell doesn't do Valentine's Day the same way John McClane doesn't do Christmas.Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-10 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete7. An Abnormal McClane ChristmasJohn goes on eBay to get Matt a Christmas present.Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Published: 12-18-09 - John M. & Matt F. - Complete8. That's ItJohn does something on the not quite intelligent side, and Matt reacts accordingly.Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Published: 7-31-09 - Matt F. & John M. - Complete9. This Again? reviewsHarry wants to watch Sense and Sensibility. Snape is less than inclined to do the same.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-09 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete10. Sheep in Wolf's Clothing reviewsAsh is a transfer student from Durmstrang who is as contrary as he is unusual. But he hides who he truly is behind a mask of brovado. The only time it cracks is around a certain blond Slytherin. DracoxOC Ash is not a Sue. Trust me. Slash, but not graphic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-06 - Draco M. & OC - Complete