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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Lord of the Rings, and Bleach. NOTICE: Currently under hiatus to revise my current stories. No idea when I will be done. Will still be available as a beta, though. 0-0-0 My Profile: Accounts/E-mails: My Main E-mail Address, LJ, My Gaia, My dA, Yahoo E-Mail, Gmail IM: Gmail: kaze.sora.yuki@gmail.com Yahoo: rowanfirepaw AIM: kamiitorii Nickname: Kaze, Kaze-chan, Anime, Anime-chan, Kaze-sama (lol), Kaze-senpai (Yeah, I actually have people who call me -sama and -senpai), Kaze_Wind (on forums), Kamitori Age: 16 DOB: -insert birthdate here- Race: Vietnamese-American Languages that I speak: English, Vietnamese, French 0-0-0 OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. | |||||||||
1. Coincidence? » reviewsTeam Rocket attacks, steals Pikachu, splits up the team, and Hikari gets stuck with Shinji! Now Ash and Brock are trying to find Pikachu and Team Rocket whil Shinji and Hikari have a mystery on their hands. Under Construction: On Hiatus for EditingPokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 1-2-07 - Dawn/Hikari & Paul/Shinji2. Twelve Weeks of Ikarishipping » reviews12 drabbles for ikarishipping. Expect a drabble once a week for 12 weeks. Centered on ikarishipping and "Fate" torturing Shinji...and yes, my updates are so unfrequent that the drabbles don't live up to the title anymore.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,715 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 2-10-083. That's Captain Jack Walker! reviewsCaptain Jack Walker: Infamous good pirate that has set sail to recover the Time Gears from The Phantom to set the world back on its course with the help of his Perap/Chatot, his first mate, Shinji, and his crew. ikarishipping and other pairingsPokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-7-084. Uzumaki Naruto: Journal of a Proud Failure reviewsA mysterious village, a Ninja Mafia, two villages of two Jinchuuriki, two twins, a spinner, a binder, a group, one man, a war. Linked together by one man named Uzumaki Naruto. -Undergoing Revision: chapters taken down-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 11-20-06 - Naruto U.5. Running Blood reviewsAU Blood, there was blood everywhere. His teeth gleamed with blood. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for her to take a ride in the woods alone after all. Pokémon vampire story with ikarishipping and penquinshipping ShinjixHikarixKengo-PaulxDawnxKenny On HiatusPokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-076. The Surprise reviewsUlquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-4-07 - Ulquiorra & Orihime I. - Complete7. To the Future reviews"Ne, Ulquiorra, what do you see yourself doing in the future?" It started out with a simple question. Why can't the woman ever keep her curiosity at bay? Why can't she control her emotions? UlquiOri, bit of IchiHime, hint of IchiRukiBleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-07 - Orihime I. & Ulquiorra - Complete8. The Ketchup Series » reviewsThe best thing about Ulquiorra's childhood would probably be this: Hueco Mundo has a lot of ketchup. The worst thing: Being dragged into the many schemes of his older brothers. In other words: Ulquiorra plus Ketchup plus His older siblings equals chaos.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - Ulquiorra9. It's Not an Obsession reviewsUlquiorra has a few fetishes, as Orihime finds...pure crack fiction, just for the heck of it. XDBleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-19-07 - Ulquiorra & Orihime I. - Complete10. UpsideDown World reviewsHikari's getting a new job at TPC as the CEO's new secretary. But when she meets her new boss, her life is turned upsidedown. Modern AU ikarishipping story.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-11-0711. Hair Dye reviewsLegolas is bored when he goes to visit Imladris. He decides to pull a prank of Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, and Glorfindel. Unfortunately, Erestor and Haldir also get thrown in there.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-07 - Legolas - Complete12. April Fools? reviewsIt's April Fools Day and Hikari wants to get back at Satoshi and Shinji. Oneshot; undergoing revision.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-0713. Fireworks and Whatnot reviewsIt's New Years and Hikari's down in the dumps. Perhaps a New Years party will help cheer her up? ikarishippingPokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete14. Fate's Irony reviewsAn ikarishipping fic.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete15. Cards and Flowers reviewsIt's Valentine's Day and Shinji runs into Hikari after being mobbed by fan girls. Ikarishipping fic.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-07 - Complete
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