Why I check out Conspiracy Theories:
I learned early not to believe everything in the news. A late night at age six—our car was about to be hit by a drunk driver running a red light. To avoid being killed by the impact, Mom made our car roll on to the driver's side door. Mom and my brother, Michael, came out fairly unhurt, but in the tumble of bodies, my head became wedged between the emergency brake & the brake pedal. I woke up at the hospital with weird wires hooked to my head. My brain felt like mush. The doctors sent me home only to call Mom in the morning. "Bring her back in, she has a skull fracture!"

Our newspaper's article about the accident? Mom broke her back, Michael broke his leg & I was fine.

Therefore as a secretive agent for the The Laughter Safety Valve Comission™, I am contactless. I always wear my glasses.

My Four C's are Cats, Comedy, Computers & Conspiracies. Yet put me on the witness stand and I'll plead the Fifth.
I'm Eccentrically Meshuganeh, but that's okay. The more complex the mind, the more the need for the simplicity of the play.

A Favorite Lennie Briscoe Line:
Briscoe, "A nickel short and a dime late"
Green, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
Briscoe, "What do you want from me? It’s two in the morning."

Jerry, we sure miss you - (and I'm still praying for your family)

"There is no greater challenge in any of our lives than daring to be who we are." --Noah benShea

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

Stories here are dedicated to:

Mon Mari...

and to my 'Big Brother & Sis' of comedy

You are beautiful--May you always be together.
(J'adore les deux de vous et je ne m'inquiète pas qui sait.)

Thanks for listening and not minding (even when my jokes fell on their wittle facie),
for the Safe Horizon-- the gentle nudge in the right direction

and quietly laughing when I walked right into the corner cupboard.

Brilliant strategy...I will dare to dream.

(I still owe you two hugs, but I have to run into the wall now...Bonk...Okay, where did the exit go?
oh, there it is. i'll just sneak out now and hide behind the door...)

You will always be in my prayers.

Your "Kid Sis"

-Katie

Je vivrai mon rêve..."To save one life is to save the world entire..." -Talmud.