I'm a person who loves to write for hours on end. I hope i will be come a famous author. The new profile picture is exactly what I would look like in South Park. I didn't even try hard, or try to exaggerate things! I'm so proud!! Anyway, that's all! Sorry for bothering anyone...Bye!

10/11/2010 - FOR NOW ALL MY FICS ARE ON HIATUS!! I'm still working on them, so don't give up on me! :D I just hit a lot of work-load and I need to finish that first. Sorry! I'm not too sure when you guys will see new chapters, but I'm thinking around Christmas. So don't worry guys, just have patience! Baibai! ~Keiko-chan

04/06/2010- Fucking profile page! Ahem, please vote for the story idea in my poll up at the top! If you can't read it: Kyle wants revenge on Cartman, so he foolishly buys some weird powder to pour in his drink,and without thinking about what exactly would happen to Cartman, he becomes a chibi! Small enough to carry on his shoulder; Cartman becomes dependent on Kyle and Kyle has only two weeks before the spell becomes permanent! With the dependence though, Cartman starts thinking differently about Kyle...Love maybe? Kyman is in the ending, if you haven't guessed! OK, with that out of the way; I wanted to say that this summer I'll have time to fix everything I've lost and updates will be faster too! _ Yay! Until then, enjoy my newer fics rather than the crap I posted when I first came here! Bye! ~Keiko-chan

01/21/2010- I've lost all my WORK! My fics, homework, gone! It'll take me months to sort it all!! -screams- Whew! Now, I have to say that since my computer crashed I have to redo my SP chapter and my other ones. Thank god I saved my ITunes! Oh! Thanks again for my review, xEmerald Isle! One review is enough to make me smile! Down to business, school; a job; and my fics are hard to balance right? Well, I'm going to have my friend help out with things. So if you guys see a name next to mine, you get it right? Please, readers! Read my SP fic and review; if you can do the poll at the top. Thanks! By the way, I'm getting so EXCITED about the 14th season premiere of South Park!! -sqees- Yay! See YA! ~Keiko-chan

08/07/09- I've started school again and I'm busy as hell! Expect stories to be slow and updates even worse. I've been put in an alternative school to get my credits in Algebra. Also my uncle is in the hospital from a combination of a car wreak and heart attack. I would really like some well-wishers and support. Thank you all!
By the way, I'm working as fast as I can, so please don't bombard me with messages. Thanks again!

07/22/09- I've changed my pen name to my alias. So all my fics will have my pen name signature on them. Also, my fic 'After The Series'; is my favorite out of all my fics. I really cherish it. So please when you vote, think about your choice carefully. Thanks a lot! End of announcement.

05/28/09- I apologize for my first fics on here, they were horrible and I'm planning to delete them. You guys don't have to see anymore bad fanfics from me. I am starting to get serious about my fics. I also am sorry for not updating The Whispers Of Winter for a while. I hate myself for procrastinating everything. I'm currently working on new fics too! - Yay! I have to keep everyone guessing though, so no more talky! Please enjoy my other fics while you wait! ~Keiko-chan

On a different note: Those of you who are even remotely interested in who I am, please continue on.

My name cannot be said here, partly because of my privacy and partly because I just don't want to. I can tell you my alias, though: Keiko Murikami. I am from the U.S.A. and I'm currently attending High school. I am sixteen years old. I'm 5'4" tall. If I ever met Ed, then I would be sure to state that fact! Ha ha!

I'm extremely random and excitable. I have paranoia too. For example: I worry that a new video game I want will be sold out by rabid shoppers...Crazy right? I am very shy in person, I tend to be withdrawn. I think it's because I've lost most of the people I've gotten close to. I love being with my friends at school. Since she can't see me, I have to meet her at school. (Don't ask me why because I consider that a personal question!) I forgot to tell my gender! (Stupid!) I'm a female if you haven't guessed already. I have OCD, ADHD, ODD, Epilepsy; all disorders of the psyche. (Did I spell that right?) But, enough about my personal problems.

I have a lot of animes I've liked, but only two I love so much that I have become a rabid fan girl. (sigh) Let me start off by listing the first I've seen to the last: Sailor Moon, Dragon ball Z, Pokemon, Inuyasha, Blood, Bleach(which I was very close to loving, if I had kept up with the storyline!) The two I love are Ouran High School Host Club (Which I just discovered, God I'm dense!) And Full metal Alchemist, which created a rabid fan girl in me.

My new fics: FMA: Reversed, A Wrong Time (Which has to be rewritten because of the plot line!), OHSHC: Who Are You?!

My Fics To update: The Whispers of Winter, mostly all of them.

My Sites: www.youtube.com/inuyahsafan23 :www.fictionpress.com/~novela567 :http://fullmetalfangurl567.deviantart.com/: http://InsaneLiz95.twitter.com

Please if you can comment on my art! I can't draw worth a damn! If you read my journal entry you'll find a request. Please if you can consider! (Okay, I'm done with pleading.)

These quotes are random, silly and stupid. If you can contain your laughter till the end. I love attention, so please for the love of god; send me a message! Please? I know these quotes are stupid, but their mostly inside jokes...

Favorite Quotes

"You sound like a TV commercial."~ My best friend

"Kaa-san!" "Why do you insist on calling me that?!" "I want to annoy."~Mom & me

"Uncle, shut the hell up."~ Me pissed off

"What were we talking about?" "I don't remember, I guess we got distracted again."~Me and my lunch buddy

"I'm so bored!" "Then go vacuum." "Never mind! I'm Fine!"~ Mom & Me

"Why me?!" "Oh, shut up!"~Me & mom again. (We're exactly like best friends)

"They always have a stick up their butt." "Phh! HAHAHAH!"~ Me and lunch buddy (who thinks everything I say is funny)

"If I just sat here dead, you'd still laugh right?" "Hahhaha!"~ Me and her being random

"I hate you!" "Well fine!" "Pssh! HAHAHAH!" "You're face is so funny!"~ Me and Nana after a fight

"Yeah, right! And monkeys fly out of Roy's ass and give kids candy!"~ Ayumi Elric, Q&A With Fma

"Me: Do you know what the name of that character from Sesame Street was? You know red fur, bug eyes, and high voice? Mom: Kermit? Me: -sweat drop- Wrong show... -Five minutes of silence- Me: ELMO! Mom: AHHHH!" ~ These are my usual conversations...I always have some kind of random epiphany.

"Me: Why do you lick yourself? Dog: Growl-ff Me: I see...Very interesting."~ My Interview With A Random Dog

"Me: I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU!! Mandy: Isn't the same thing like saying-? Jason: SHH! Don't spoil the surprise!" ~ An Inside Joke

"Me: Why do 'they' call it a trick knee? Taylor: You have a lot to learn. Me: Like a magician? Taylor: -sweat drops-"~ A random conversation during lunch

"Someone move this damn sheep! It keeps getting lost, it's
worse than Ryoga!"~ Girl Days, Kenko

"Like I know. Haven’t you people figured out that I never actually know what the Hell I’ve done?" ~ Ranma: A New Ending, SuperLardBucket

‘I know,’ I nod, smiling wryly. ‘I just don’t care anymore.’ ~ Kyle in Chains, DanniDinmont

"He… he… slept with me," she responded in a small voice.

If the back of Akane's head could have blown out from sheer horror, it would have. The expression on her face alone was enough to alarm Ranma. She began to wave her hands.

"Akane? Hello? It's not like he hurt me, or anything. It wasn't as bad as with Pops. I mean, he always ends up crushing me an' all, and I only really got hurt the first… time…" Ranma-chan faltered as other faces turned toward them from the table, shock equal to Akane's on their faces. Soun had his hands around Genma's throat, and Genma seemed to be turning purple, waving a sign frantically, even though he was not in panda form.

[It's all lies! I never! How could you stab your old man like this, Ranma!] ~ Ranma Nibunnoichi: Reflections Vol. 1 2 & 3, avmorgan

"Yugi, you look like a bondage slave." ~ Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

'Still, we got to see more of his hot bod. He has a minor defined six pack for his abs and his pecs are looking good. Still, mama wants a look at her baby's birthday suit as well as a look at his manly nature. Take it all off, sexy.' came the voice in the back of her head, getting louder for some reason. Then came the sound of licking of lips as if it was hungry for something, something her conscious mind was telling her was not food. ~ White Seduction, HVulpes

"You bought a rock from somebody on Ebay?" She turned around and looked at House. "Are you insane? For God's sake, House, why can't you just do like everyone else and bid on an Xbox or something?" ~ Flip, Flop, Lady Lex

If I can think of anymore, I'll be sure to put them here until then...CIAO!

Number your favorite characters in South Park in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Kyle
2. Cartman
3. Kenny
4. Stan
5. Clyde
6. Ike
7. Wendy
8. Butters
9. Craig
10. Tweek

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope...Don't really like the couple.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Kenny? Of course! ;) Sizzling hot!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Ike getting his brother pregnant? Their mother would start a homophobic war...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No, I hate Craig!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Aww! Of course they would! : D They're my 3rd fav couple!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Four/eight! Stan and Butters are both so cute!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Wendy discovered Kenny and Butters together she would first blackmail them into supporting some cause then gossip to the whole school...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

I suck at summaries...If he couldn't have Kyle then he would take the next best thing!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Not that I know of...coughcrack-ficcough

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Academic Abuse

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I hate Style... Just insert one of the cliche plots! : P

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

None of my friends like fanfics as much as I do... sigh So, no they don't.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Took me forever to find the right song, still doesn't sound right... "I Want A New Drug" by Mr. Lemons

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Crap...Um, Slash! and Underage Yaoi? I'm not too sure...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Butters would never be able to do it...not even on Clyde!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE SHOW:

1. Kyle
2. Cartman
3. Kenny
4. Stan
5. Clyde
6. Ike
7. Wendy
8. Butters
9. Craig
10. Tweek

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"The Fuck?! Kyle, don't you have any common courtesy?!"

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Throw a bar a soap at fatass to knock him out!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Stan can't marry him, they're groups are rivals!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Aww! :3 Clyde, you sweetheart!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ike? Sneak away silently, then see if then surf will bury him! : )

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Wendy wants to be my little sister? (I'm seventeen!) I've always wanted one! squee

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Butters in the hospital? I'd do a happy dance! He might be cute, but to me he's an ass! : P

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Ignore the pathetic excuse for attention...

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Tweek? Aw, who the fuck cares! Let him go...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Ask the South Park Crew, (Cartman, Kenny, Stan) to save the day again! blows trumpet

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Hold his gut and laugh at my pain! Asshole...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Whatever he has lying around the house, a joke gift maybe?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Mysterion to the rescue! Hyah! Batman music

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Laugh and flip me off while doing so... _

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"Listen, you have no patience whatsoever. (This is true!) He will completely stress you out, okay? This is a bad idea!" Jeez, could ya be any more blunt; Kyle?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"You don't deserve the asshole! We girls need to band together!" (Ignore the sister comment!) She'll then pull me closer and wink... 'EW! Help me!' I'm not homophobic! I am positively sure I'm not a lesbian.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He doesn't, he just flips me off again!

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Freak out and scream 'Oh Jesus!' :\

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's so sweet and we both love to ask weird questions, similar to philosophy and ethics. I'm a geek just like him, except I procrastinate... I could be here all day ya know... -_-;

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Cartman likes Craig? raspberry He's more likely to have a crush on Clyde!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Kenny? Oh god...No, I'm not going to date a nymphomaniac who's poor! (No offense!)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Clyde and Ike? Nah, Kyle would kick Clyde's ass.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Ike a player? I don't really give a shit what he does..

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

W-Wendy?! I'm not a lesbian! I hope to god she just likes the style... shudders

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Butters just let yourself get raped. That's the closest you'll ever come to a relationship."

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Ignore Kyle's email and worry about how he'll take it. (I really am scared of relationships!)

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Tweek and Kyle? Eh, It could happen...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Stan and Kenny? Yes, considering how bisexual Ken is, he would do it.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

HELL NO! They're brothers, dammit! _

Would 2 trust 5?

I don't really know...Clyde did back up Cartman.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Tweek probably would have a heart attack and jerk violently...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Physics (Kyle's idea), and Clyde would need a lot of tutoring!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Waffles. Ike can't cook and Kenny doesn't have culinary skills...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I don't know! GO ASK THEM!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Clyde's hair would be horrible, since Butters can't work with scissors...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Depends on who it will be for Ike. (Not Kindergoth either!)

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How the hell am I supposed to know?! Do I look like I eavesdrop? (Technically, I DO, but that's not the point!)

1 accidentally kicked 10?

"Sorry, Tweek!" Craig would hate Kyle after wards, though.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Craig would ignore Cartman and forget it happened...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Clyde and Ike (again) are joining a tournament, that's all!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Sorry Ike, I must have lost it; but you can come anyway! -

7 won the lottery?

She would works towards becoming president and destroying PETA! lighting sounds

8 had quite a big secret?

Butters? Tell me why I should care...

9 became a singer?

Ha! Craig?! I would just laugh! XD

10 got a daughter?

Great...More things for Tweek to freak out over!

What would 1 think of 2?

Kyle (in canon) hates Cartman, but I am a firm believer in Kyman! :3

How would 3 greet 9?

"What's up, asshole?"

What would 4 envy about 5?

Stan would envy all the sex appeal (HA!) Clyde has! XD

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Clyde and Ike? Ew, I don't wanna know! : P

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Wendy and Ike? Well, they're both intelligent!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If he tried to take attention away from her, then she'd murder him!

Where would 8 meet 9?

At a bowling alley? Seems that Clyde would hang there...

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Craig wouldn't tell Tweek that his breath stinks and his teeth are yellow! (From the coffee)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If Cartman decided to beat him up...

Is 3 Gay?

Hell No! Maybe bisexual, though! ;P

How do you feel right now?

Too Full...Ate TOO Much! burp Excuse me!

P.S. My fave movies are Beverley Hills Chihuahua, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, The Island, Bedtime Stories, Accepted, Scary Movie 2 & 3, The Princess Diaries, Shrek the Third, The Shaggy Dog, Grease, Mamma Mia!, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Bolt, M.I.B, Doctor Do-little, The Wild.

I am an Otaku, I haven't even been to my first anime convention! I have an obsession with The Sims 1 & 2, since I own every single expansion pack. I can stay for hours on the computer from 4:00pm to 6:00am the next day. I love adult swim and Family Guy. I own the season four box set. I'd really like to own an Ed plushie, all the manga so far, Vic himself. (though the last one will never happen, it's fun to dream.) I tend to get obsessed with everything I love. I just wish I had an anime club at my school. -_-;

If anybody wants to be my friend, I'm very friendly. I like spending time with my friends too.
I hope you all take the time to read all this, I know it was a pain to type! Bye! ~Keiko-chan