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since: 05-31-08, id: 1591664, Profile Updated: 05-26-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Camp Rock.

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i am trying to figure out how to get another chapter typed now that school is over for me. no more character reviews please i have many and got try to pick one


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joeluv(past)

keviee(present)

YES THAT IS RIGHT!! I AM A KEVIN JONAS FAN!! I LOVE KEVIN JONAS !! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU CAN TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!! YES I DID JUST SAY THAT!! PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!


Jonas Brothers:

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers

I have O. J. B. D Obsessive Jonas brothers disorder

Sorry. I uh...was that you playing? It sounded kinda different."
"Than my usual stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff? Sorry to disappoint."
"You didn't. I liked it. I mean, it was good for stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff."
"Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel better
" - Shane Gray & Mitchie Torres, Camp Rock

~Jonas Brothers~

~It takes a second to like their looks~

~It takes an hour to like their songs~

~It takes a day to fall in love with them~

~But it takes a lifetime to forget~

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.

If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile

When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!"

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

Check all that apply to you.

if your not a JB fan, don't attempt to understand this

you have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(X)you are disappointed the boys wear undershirts at their concerts(and sleeves)

(X)Eternity and A Little Bit Longer make you tear up

you comment JB's myspace daily and always check for messages/comments from the boys

(X)you can sing every JB song word for word, even the new and unreleased ones

You know what "CAMPFIRE" means and can do it almost as good as the boys

(X)you wish you were one of the girls who has dated any of the three boys

A comment/message from the Jonas boys is received, you jump up and down screaming for 15 minutes

(XXXXXXXX)you constantly think about one of the boys

you argue with anyone who thinks they like one of them more than you

(X)you liked Kevin before he became 'hot' and always thought he was

(YES AND NO)you know about Nick's solo album/project and all the songs on it

(X)you call them by their nicknames (joey, kevy, nicky..ect)

(X)you know all the boys ages and birthdays, even Frankie

you vote for When You Look Me In The Eyes on TRL daily, and celebrated when it hit #1

(X)you want a tambourine even though you can't play

(X)"I am what I am I can't help myself"

(X)You don't understand how the girls in 'SOS','Still In Love With You',and 'Games' could've been so mean to them

your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers too much

you beg your parents to visit Austrailia so you can pick up the accent

you know the relation between JB and Busted

(X)your whole MySpace page is dedicated to JB (pretty much, lol)

you've had an AIM/IM screenname with JB, Nick, Joe, or Kevin in it

(X)you have at least 10 songs from them on your iPod/MP3 player

you try to put fifty dollar bills in soda machines (I just laugh at Joe, lol)

you know where "mereal and cilk" came from and crack up everytime you watch that video

(XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)you believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER (you mean person?)

you find yourself replacing the words 'Girl of my dreams' with 'guyS of my dreams' meaning the boys

(X)you know where 'OMG Nick, you're so hot, uh' came from and can't help but laugh

(X)your desktop and screensaver is Jonas Brothers

(X)you know what 'A Little Bit Longer' is written for

( )you are caught calling yourself a 'kid from the future, whoa!'

(YES AND NO)you know what 'PONED' means, and use the word on a daily basis

(X)you promote JB everywhere you go

(XXXXXXXXXX)JB=LIFE no questions asked

(X)you know their parents names

(X)you say 'OMJ' 'Holy Jonas' etc

you plan on celebrating 'Quaziggyziggyzam' every year

you hate AJ and Amelia(i think thats her name,lol) for dating Joe

you hate Miley for dating Nick last summer, never denying the dating rumors, and for kissing him on the cheek to show off to all her friends in Tenessee

you hate Zoe(again, not sure on the name)for dating Kevin (does jealous count?)

you use the catch phrase 'it was fantastilistic!'

when you see a lot of cars you yell 'TRAFFIC'

you play with Jack Sparrow action figures

when you find a bat, you automatically hit people in the head with it

you tried Tai Chi, just because the boys did it

you often say, 'Yo that's illogical, i can't have it' when you don't agree with something

( XXXXXX)you wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement

you know what retainer time is and laugh about it often

(X)when you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say, 'Look at Nick, he's a studmuffin'

(XXXXX)you know if Kevin wasn't a musician he'd be the perfect car salesman

(XXXX)you buy Baby Bottle Pops just because of the commercial (and cuz they're DELICIOUS!!)

(XXXXX)you wished you lived in the year 3000 with the boys (that'd be freakin awesome!!)

Limited Too is your favorite restaurant

(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)you cried when you watched the speech when Nick announced his diabetes

(XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)JB is the reason you get magazines (basically)

you have two copies of their edition of Life Story, just so you can pin up both sides of each page

(X)you own or are friends with a MySpace Jonas fanpage

(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)the whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding.

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If The Jonas Brothers Said Breathing Wasn't Cool 95 Percent Of Teenage Girls Would Be Dead, If Your Part Of That Percentage Paste This To Your Profile

Jonas Qoutes

Joe: Fine, take your banana
Demi: Joe!

Joe:Hi! I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!

Kevin: This is where we keep our bags. and um and Joseph
Joe: Is it time for the show?

Joe: No I don't have a third arm. Silly fans.

Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life

Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to
Joe: Stealing stuff

Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain

Frankie(in Joe and Kevin's room) This is our wrestling rink
Kevin: wanna show em how we do it
Frankie: I just jump off the bed (jumps off the bed and on to Joe)

Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?"
Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff."
Joe: "Awkward

Joe: Okay, I'll tell them. We're opening a zoo.

Kevin(Camp Rock Blooper):Group Hug! It hasnt been the same without hugging Nick!

I've showered in cold water, I've looked at a tree!! It's been three hours and I need hair product!! -Shane (Camp Rock)

Kevin: My little, little brother Frankie and I were watching a karate movie, so we were gonna practice by pretending to hit each other. I didn't mean to punch him, but I swung as hard as I could and knocked him in the face! Right away, when I felt his face in my hand, I was like, "Oooh!" He started crying. It was so bad. As you can imagine, I got grounded for that.

Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.

Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music. So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you,

(put this on ur page if you love Camp rock!)

You Say Metro Station
I say Jonas Brothers
You Say Miley and Mandy
I say Demi and Selena
You say Niley
I say Nelena
You say HSM 3
I say Camp Rock
You say the Jonas Brothers suck,
I say your insane

This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE!

.•.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ .¸.• (¸.•´ •.¸)•.
. +SMITCHIE+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + . + ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +

--///\\--Please
--///-\\\--Put This
--On Your
--Profile If
--You Know
--\\\-///--Someone
--\\///--Who has
--///\--Diabetes
--///\\\--like Nick Jonas
--///--\\\--

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ღღღღღ And his
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Please Copy and Paste This
If You Support Nick Jonas with his Diabetes


The Name Game:

Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Lucille Maple

Super-Hero Name (favourite color and favourite drink): Blue Creame Soda

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): McGPamRan

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name): Aglcrje

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Rocket

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Marie Martin

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Patrick Ernie

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Paen


Copy & Paste:

"If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile."

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
)’ from the profile of ME LOVELY JAZZY


Quotes & Sayings:

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Do you?

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree."

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

Was in a review for After Camp rock response to the would you rather walk Elvis (Nick Jonas's Dog) or Daisy (Danielle Delease's Dog)

As for your questions...
~I couldn't find what Daisy looks like, but I'm going to say her, because
Elvis looks HUGE and he'd probably be walking me.
thanks cosmicalmadison. you are a good friend who makes me laugh

Heard in My Psychology class

Teacher: The soldier would sleep with his hand on a pistol under his pillow.
Student (surprised): He slept with a pistol under his pillow??
Teacher: It is very dangerous to sleep with a pillow under your bed

Heard in My Yearbook/Newspaper Class: yes i share it with cosmicalmadison

Teacher: You can call anyone as long as it's for research purposes.
Student (excited): Can we call Japan??
Teacher: No, they're sleeping now.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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