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Author has written 2 stories for Camp Rock. Notice: i am trying to figure out how to get another chapter typed now that school is over for me. no more character reviews please i have many and got try to pick one Usernames: aslanfan1(past) joeluv(past) keviee(present) YES THAT IS RIGHT!! I AM A KEVIN JONAS FAN!! I LOVE KEVIN JONAS !! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU CAN TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!! YES I DID JUST SAY THAT!! PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!! Jonas Brothers: Hello Beautiful, I have O. J. B. D Obsessive Jonas brothers disorder Sorry. I uh...was that you playing? It sounded kinda different." ~Jonas Brothers~ ~It takes a second to like their looks~ ~It takes an hour to like their songs~ ~It takes a day to fall in love with them~ ~But it takes a lifetime to forget~ If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nick Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!" When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!" Check all that apply to you. if your not a JB fan, don't attempt to understand this you have the release date for their next album in your calendar (X)you are disappointed the boys wear undershirts at their concerts(and sleeves) (X)Eternity and A Little Bit Longer make you tear up you comment JB's myspace daily and always check for messages/comments from the boys (X)you can sing every JB song word for word, even the new and unreleased ones You know what "CAMPFIRE" means and can do it almost as good as the boys (X)you wish you were one of the girls who has dated any of the three boys A comment/message from the Jonas boys is received, you jump up and down screaming for 15 minutes (XXXXXXXX)you constantly think about one of the boys you argue with anyone who thinks they like one of them more than you (X)you liked Kevin before he became 'hot' and always thought he was (YES AND NO)you know about Nick's solo album/project and all the songs on it (X)you call them by their nicknames (joey, kevy, nicky..ect) (X)you know all the boys ages and birthdays, even Frankie you vote for When You Look Me In The Eyes on TRL daily, and celebrated when it hit #1 (X)you want a tambourine even though you can't play (X)"I am what I am I can't help myself" (X)You don't understand how the girls in 'SOS','Still In Love With You',and 'Games' could've been so mean to them your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers too much you beg your parents to visit Austrailia so you can pick up the accent you know the relation between JB and Busted (X)your whole MySpace page is dedicated to JB (pretty much, lol) you've had an AIM/IM screenname with JB, Nick, Joe, or Kevin in it (X)you have at least 10 songs from them on your iPod/MP3 player you try to put fifty dollar bills in soda machines (I just laugh at Joe, lol) you know where "mereal and cilk" came from and crack up everytime you watch that video (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)you believe that Joe is the funniest thing EVER (you mean person?) you find yourself replacing the words 'Girl of my dreams' with 'guyS of my dreams' meaning the boys (X)you know where 'OMG Nick, you're so hot, uh' came from and can't help but laugh (X)your desktop and screensaver is Jonas Brothers (X)you know what 'A Little Bit Longer' is written for ( )you are caught calling yourself a 'kid from the future, whoa!' (YES AND NO)you know what 'PONED' means, and use the word on a daily basis (X)you promote JB everywhere you go (XXXXXXXXXX)JB=LIFE no questions asked (X)you know their parents names (X)you say 'OMJ' 'Holy Jonas' etc you plan on celebrating 'Quaziggyziggyzam' every year you hate AJ and Amelia(i think thats her name,lol) for dating Joe you hate Miley for dating Nick last summer, never denying the dating rumors, and for kissing him on the cheek to show off to all her friends in Tenessee you hate Zoe(again, not sure on the name)for dating Kevin (does jealous count?) you use the catch phrase 'it was fantastilistic!' when you see a lot of cars you yell 'TRAFFIC' you play with Jack Sparrow action figures when you find a bat, you automatically hit people in the head with it you tried Tai Chi, just because the boys did it you often say, 'Yo that's illogical, i can't have it' when you don't agree with something ( XXXXXX)you wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement you know what retainer time is and laugh about it often (X)when you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say, 'Look at Nick, he's a studmuffin' (XXXXX)you know if Kevin wasn't a musician he'd be the perfect car salesman (XXXX)you buy Baby Bottle Pops just because of the commercial (and cuz they're DELICIOUS!!) (XXXXX)you wished you lived in the year 3000 with the boys (that'd be freakin awesome!!) Limited Too is your favorite restaurant (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)you cried when you watched the speech when Nick announced his diabetes (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)JB is the reason you get magazines (basically) you have two copies of their edition of Life Story, just so you can pin up both sides of each page (X)you own or are friends with a MySpace Jonas fanpage (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)the whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY And most of all I'M SORRY If The Jonas Brothers Said Breathing Wasn't Cool 95 Percent Of Teenage Girls Would Be Dead, If Your Part Of That Percentage Paste This To Your Profile Jonas Qoutes Joe: Fine, take your banana Joe:Hi! I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car! Kevin: This is where we keep our bags. and um and Joseph Joe: No I don't have a third arm. Silly fans. Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain Frankie(in Joe and Kevin's room) This is our wrestling rink Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Joe: Okay, I'll tell them. We're opening a zoo. Kevin(Camp Rock Blooper):Group Hug! It hasnt been the same without hugging Nick! I've showered in cold water, I've looked at a tree!! It's been three hours and I need hair product!! -Shane (Camp Rock) Kevin: My little, little brother Frankie and I were watching a karate movie, so we were gonna practice by pretending to hit each other. I didn't mean to punch him, but I swung as hard as I could and knocked him in the face! Right away, when I felt his face in my hand, I was like, "Oooh!" He started crying. It was so bad. As you can imagine, I got grounded for that. Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor. Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music. So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you, (put this on ur page if you love Camp rock!) You Say Metro Station This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! (\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny. .•.¸ (•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ .¸.• (¸.•´ •.¸)•. --///\\--Please ღღღღღ Please A Little Bit Longer Please Copy and Paste This The Name Game: Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Lucille Maple Super-Hero Name (favourite color and favourite drink): Blue Creame Soda Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): McGPamRan Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name): Aglcrje Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Rocket Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Marie Martin Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Patrick Ernie Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Paen Copy & Paste: "If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile." If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile try not to cry on this one: A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". Quotes & Sayings: They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Do you? "Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs." "Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?" "Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree." "I swear to drunk I'm not God!" Was in a review for After Camp rock response to the would you rather walk Elvis (Nick Jonas's Dog) or Daisy (Danielle Delease's Dog) As for your questions... Heard in My Psychology class Teacher: The soldier would sleep with his hand on a pistol under his pillow. Heard in My Yearbook/Newspaper Class: yes i share it with cosmicalmadison Teacher: You can call anyone as long as it's for research purposes. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. | |||||||||
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